#when they break their brains

[spiralingswitch]

Why can't my brain pick if it finds doms or subs hotter? Like, on the one hand, I want to call them a good little girl. On the other hand, I want to be owned and not have a single thought

#why am i like this #Like Subd are so hot #when they break their brains #but I want someone to break my brain

[eastgaysian]

#ordinary photo of yeti #they made astarion in a lab for me to be obsessed with. #like hottest man in game for me is halsin truthfully. astarion is my shitty little white dog with separation anxiety who bites people. #very different things. if i say i'm doing a playthrough as astarion that's when you put me down #main factor motivating me not to is i need to hear neil newbon's voice acting at least once a minute or i die. #i've got a dark urge concept rattling around the brain but i should maybe self-impose a gaming break and take care of. responsibilities 😐

[wispscribbles]

Ghost who's gone prematurely grey due to his lovely past (and Soap who doesn't mind)

#and other weird thoughts at 3 am ! :) #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghoap #soap x ghost #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #my art #cod fanart #taking a break from writing ghoap by drawing ghoap #theyre in my brain and wont Leave #wisp when drawing ghostsoap standing stagnant next to each other from the waist up yet again: is this art? #also would like to repeat its 3 am im sorry if this doesnt mke sense #googled about greying prematurely but gave up when it required reading words #so we just pretend this makes sense

[spicyraeman]

Lae'zel doodle with some post zaith'isk hcs

#bg3 #lae'zel #nice TBI hows the whole traitor to your people thing goin btw #we just... do not talk about how this girl can get holes punched in her brain in act 1 #and the only way to fix it is slurp down one of the worms #yknow the thing that laezel is the most resistant to doing #she has the worst day of her life and then when she goes to do the thing she was explicitly told to do in this situation #it just gets even worse #she just cant catch a break

[a2zillustration]

Gale and I had the exact same reaction when we opened that door.

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#this puzzle took me way too long bc I knew the answer but for some reason my brain thought the king could move in new and mysterious ways #It's been a hot minute since I've played chess and I was never very good at it lmao #It's canon that Croissant knows how to move the pieces but doesn't know any proper strategies #They would love for Gale to play with them and teach them more #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #act III spoilers #ansur quest #REMEMBER WHEN I SAID BLOCK THAT TAG IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE THIS YET? #THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING BEFORE THE BIG SPOILERS HAPPEN #croissant adventures #tav #gale #gale dekarios #gale x tav #breadweave #comics #WAIT I FORGOT there's gonna be a quick break in comics rn - I'll try to fill the gap with asks and other artwork #we'll be back on schedule on Monday!

[sparrow-in-boots]

ten times divorced idiots <3

#i'm gonna fix my sleep schedule i say #hyperfocusing all night through the cramps #breaking the depression artblock at all costs #anyway John's face is made of countless hands that he puppets when he speaks #also torn up renainssance and medieval style clothing my beloved #might chip away at my KiY design over time tho #John piggybacking on Arthur's shoulders makes my brain go teehee #malevolent #malevolent podcast #malevolent fanart #john doe malevolent #arthur lester #arthur lester malevolent #john malevolent #pardal does art

[blackkatdraws2]

Drawing dump! [Blank Scripts AU]

[Content Warning: Mentions of Self Harm at the last drawing (for shitpost purposes.)]

#tsp blank scripts au #help they're going to completely melt my brain into a bloody puddle #and I can't help but want them to do that argh #[me when my tall wife is scary and horrible to everyone but loves meeee hehehe I'm special] -- Stanley (probably) #i LOVE the image of a normal guy getting together with an entity that's completely terrifying to everyone (including the normal guy) #but somehow they make it work #also some 4th wall breaking stuff :3 #because I love 4th wall breaking hehwhewh #tsp au #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp #tspud #tsp narrator #narrator tsp #stanley tsp #tsp stanley #stannarrator #stannarator #stanarrator #stanarator #stanley x narrator #narrator x stanley #my drawing museum

[theveryworstthing]

life has been lifein’ haven’t been posting for a while but hopefully i’ll have stuff to post soon. 

without getting into the full rollercoaster of misery, health problems abound in my loved ones and every year for the last 3 years we’ve lost at least one family member. my gramma Rosezina died on July 1st after 83 years of being A Problem. her funeral was on the 8th during a day so hot that we couldn’t be at the graveside for more than a few minutes, fitting weather for a woman nicknamed Hot for her good looks and spicy temper. i loved her very much, i love her very much, and the emotional strain of everything that came after the Big Stroke fucked me up a little bit.

here’s one of my favorite stories about her, stop me if you’ve heard this one:

my gramma was schizophrenic, a fact i didn’t figure out until i was told by a family member at some time during my preteen or early teen years because the way schizophrenia was depicted on tv or movies was so different from what she was. she was an amazing quilter, gardener, cook, baker (i’ll never have a caramel cake that rivals hers), and general gold star deep country grandmother who was always sweet to me, her first born granddaughter, even when she stopped remembering who i was exactly in her later years. 

also, she never liked being told what to do.

also, also, she hung out with the devil for a while.

she said he’d just show up sometimes, the most beautiful, angelic, enchanting man you ever did see. he’d come to her when she was feeling overwhelmed, upset, or lonely, and offered words of comfort and a gentle listening ear. she had a hard life, and that comfort was very valuable to her even if it was coming from the devil, so over time he became her friend and she trusted him right up until the day he told her to kill her kids and free herself from all the problems constantly weighing her down. 

need i remind you, she did. not. like. being told what to do. (especially when the thing she’s being told to do is murdering her own children)

so of course, she told all her kids to walk up the road to my great gramma’s house, and when they were gone Hot dragged the couch the devil was sitting on outside into the front yard and set it on fire with him sitting on it. 

from what i was told he seemed very irritated but didn’t get up as she stared him down and watched him burn. 

afterwards some other family members put the fire out and she returned to her chores like nothing happened. as far as i know the devil never talked to her again.

and that’s why i grew up knowing that the, ‘the devil made me do it’ defense is some bullshit. if the devil is real he can’t make you do shit. he flounces off if told no (and set on fire) once. 

weak bitch. 

#talkin #grief #family death #i come from a long line of feral forest women who could break you in half and i hope i can keep up this legacy #edit: she died in july not june. my brain is still set to when the stroke happened and i totally missed that i wrote down the wrong date

[ilynpilled]

“jaime did it mostly for self preservation” “he did it bc he was ordered to kill his father” are not only blatantly incorrect and borderline illiterate reads of what is in the text but idk why people find it unfathomable that someone like jaime would want to prevent thousands of people from violently burning alive. like it is not actually a difficult moral equation which is why it is at the center of jaime’s arc and his relationship to his society because he realizes that the ethical constructs of westeros seem to be in opposition to this very obvious moral choice as seen by how the situation could even escalate to the point that it does through the enablement of the tyrant by the respected institution of the kingsguard and the uncritical upholding of the honor system over an actual coherent moral code. same with the scorn he receives for killing what everybody acknowledges as an objectively horrid tyrant who harmed innocents and violated law that knights are also sworn to protect and uphold and actually contradict by not acting against.

#like u guys r so blinded by agenda posting that it gets mind numbing #seeing ppl that otherwise r not illiterate repeat these points actually kills me #i should be studying but here i am pissing and crying again #and the whole ‘oh he only did it when it was convenient’ that is not the point the point is that he kept upholding what the kg represented #until he was pushed far enough to break and throw it all away #we see that he keeps challenging it and keeps being shut down until it reaches a breaking point #it isnt framed as ‘oh jaime now knows that he can do this bc tywins here haha’ #its just he finally reaches the obvious breaking point #bc someone out there has to stop a nuke #and it all becomes clear #jaime doesnt have to be the paragon of virtue to do this but yes he has the awareness and the moral code to do the right thing #how contrarian brained do u have to be to take this away

[gayvampyr]

maybe a hot take but slowing down, using more concise language, and/or giving more detailed explanations or instructions is not the same as infantilization or “dumbing it down,” some of you guys just view disabled/ND peoples need for comprehension accommodations as inherently childish, dumb, or less-than

#ableism #sick of hearing ‘don’t treat [them] like a child’ when i literally need instructions to be simplified so my brain doesn’t get overloaded and #so i can actually break it down and digest it #like tell me you think i’m stupid for being autistic without telling me you think im stupid for being autistic #just because YOU don’t need things simplified doesn’t mean everyone else who does is beneath you #now if you start talking to me with a baby voice like im a 4 year old that’s when we’ll have issues #but just clarifying isn’t inherently infantilizing #text post #top posts #5k

[jeeaark]

I will never be able to do the sunset scene justice. I will never be able to recreate the most beautiful, romantic confession, character growth showing, most heart-pouring-out mushy bits you ever did see in a githyanki. Because I.

Am a fool.

Who really wanted a dialogue option asking if keeping an illithid in the squad was gonna be a deal-breaker with this relationship.

Probably woulda ruined the tender moment pitching the piña colada friendship there.

....100% it would.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #lae'zel #greygold #babe's taking that protective love language very seriously #But seriously every conversation with lae'zel during act 3 felt like I was one wrong dialogue option away with her breaking up with me #The dawning horror when you realize the sole joy of your life is trying to befriend your brain-eating mortal enemy #The dawning horror when you realize you've placed all your joy in an optimistically delusional fool #This is probably validating Lae'zel's fear of sharing her heart #because she placed her heart in Greyg and Greyg is now cowabungaing off a cliff into redeem-the-irredeemable-or-die-trying-ville #I'm so sorry Lae'zel kladjfkdjf #remember when I said relationships can get bumpy~?

[afternoonapocalypse]

#TeamDumbSluts

#personal #me #I went to the store today for spinach among other things #I was in produce knowing the purpose was to grab spinach #I forgot the spinach and left produce because some rando said something to me and it deleted my entire brain #then when I was at self checkout I managed to throw my yuca root breaking it into pieces all over the floor #I also dropped a glass jar of salsa IMMEDIATELY after the root #thank the gods it didn’t shatter #but uh yeah #we dumb and clumsy up in here

[cookiepie111]

I love the trope where men can't control their strength. Like you ask könig to open a jar for you, he takes the jar with one hand so excited to be useful and show off his strength, and he breaks it. Jar shatters in hand before he gets the chance to open it, glass digging in hand as it bleeds. You just stare up at him in confusion, pickle jucie all over the floor. He's happy, though, cause you patch him up later

#könig x reader #könig x black reader #cod konig #könig call of duty #könig x y/n #cod x reader #call of duty x reader #call of duty x black reader #cod x black reader #x black reader #my writing #cod imagine #cod fic #könig mw2 #his brain short wires for a hot second when it breaks

[virusmeds]

school Halloween party but they cosplay as the Breaking Bad cast

some clones watched the show and some have no fucking clue whats going on and were forced by the others to get in the costumes loll

never let me enjoy 2 things at the same time cuz you get insane stuff like this

other silly memes under the cut vvv

#clone high #clone high reboot #clone high season 2 #clone high fanart #clone high gandhi #clone high topher #clone high abe #clone high joan #clone high cleo #clone high harriet tubman #clone high confucius #breaking bad #me when 2 interests consume my brain an the saem time (everything connects soemhow) #topher bus #meds art

[foxtrottcantfindshit]

Ready for my assortment? Thinking lots about Turk Vincent but also >:) valenwind plagues me

#remember when cid smoked? miss that #smoking isn’t good but it sure looks cool #my art #ffvii rebirth #fvii remake #dirge of cerberus #cid highwind #valenwind #vincent valentine #I swear I still draw ff8 just need a brain worm to break

[giulzart]

But we just can’t keep away

When you know me like you do

It’s supernatural got me howling at the moon

#infamous if #infamous #seven lawless #infamous oc #infamous violet #violet rose #here it is #tadaaaaaa #*awkward hands gesture of excitement* #also this is HEAVILY based off violet perspective #and what little I know about the fight and the party and the break up #she drank a lot to cope at the beginning I think #also I believe that both of them are at fault and violet knows it too #she just finds it hard to be open about it when sev keeps saying certain things #and she bites back as a self preservation mechanism #I’m leave this here and leave now #song is blender by 5sos #it’s really good #the sound does something to my brain #and the lyrics are really nice too #I’m satisfied with this I like this both in style and colors #but I went too hard on the texture and it turned out kind of muddy #but better done that perfect so we take it #my art