#when there’s an officer down

[thesmegalodon]

pov: you’re a piece of shredded cheddar cheese under my fridge and it’s cleaning day

#things are looking up #when there’s an officer down #boston pd #acab #the slide incident

[ghostbsuter]

"I can see dead people." He mentions with a shrug, using the chopsticks to fish more noodles into his mouth.

Dick stares at him. "Huh."

"Is that why you help?" He asks, getting more spring rolls.

"Yeah. Once someone becomes a ghost, word gets out quick, and they come to me. Always tatling about unfairness and justice." The kid waves the words around, rolling his eyes.

Dick just pretens to he uninterested, despite his mind racing at the new info. He is piecing past moments together, every shadow leaping away, every note with tips, leads and—

Huh.

"Do you... like it? Doing all that?" Richard approaches thus carefully, brows furrowed at the kid opposite of him.

Danny moves his head, giving a 'so-so' answer. "It's not much to like, I can see ghosts, and they know it and use it. If it brings them to peace or whatever– well, that's just a plus."

Dick stares. He places his chopsticks down and looks at Danny worried.

In turn, the kid sighs. "Sometimes gifts become curses the longer you have it."

And Dick understands.

Mind made up, he throws a pair of keys at the kid, watching fondly as the other catches them with confusion.

"Next time use these, instead of entering through the window."

Danny mock-salutes with a shit eating grin. "Yes, Officer grayson."

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #fic prompt #writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #dick really got a kid now huh #dick: oh wow how did you get in here #danny: *fist down a cereal box and cheeks syuffed full eith food* wdym #he annoys dick during his police hours #he doesnt even blink twice when he later catches him tyring to sneak in as nightwing #dick got the most chill kid ever #dick telling bruce of how easy danny is: :D #dick then finding out about every horrifying and downright traumatic wvent in ddannys past: D: #hes calling connie raven and black canary #for the ghosts and much needed therapy #dick abt danny: what a good kid! #dick abt danny after: oh god youre traumatsied #he's parenting so hard he should get an award #tbf danny gives him a makeshift trophy with “best officer pops.ever” in glittery pen

[bluegiragi]

guess who's about to learn all about werewolf tail etiquette

early access + nsfw on patreon

#in case i didnt make it clear enough #simon went to get soap's file to try track down soap's old shithead officer #silly snoopy man #also i tried to convey that simons a lot warmer and casual when its just him and price #i hope that got through #monster 141 au #simon ghost riley #captain john price #giragi art

[laddertek]

desperation at the postal service

#the neighbourhood's main portal linked up to a player branch down at the chunkloaders. as accidentally found by false #etho pressed the panic button lmao #hermitcraft #hermitcraft s10 #hermitcraft season 10 #tangotek #tango tek #ethoslab #etho #tangtho #he...he needs him... #hermitchat #extra context...false stream 28m30 is when she lands in the mail system. and then 2h54m30: #etho to false ''yeah we just encountered a major problem and uh...trying to figure out how to fix it'' #then tango stream 0h8m (twitch timestamp): #(after exiting etho group) ''etho needs me? I already talked to etho yeah. we found a problem in the chunkloader system down there. it's #not gonna be...a critical problem but it's...definitely an annoyance'' #also poor impy with post office fomo 🥲 (impy stream 2h53)

[vigilskeep]

read my powerpoint boy

#do you love what is going to be the new default microsoft office font. are you excited to be free of calibri #dragon age #it just brings me a lot of joy to write things down neatly but let me know if this is actually useful to anyone LMAO #i love to consult the sacred texts. and notice their terrible obvious mistakes. #not world of thedas writing each age as '1-99' even when that would mean theres only 99 years and 00 dates are referenced in the same book #excited to find out tumblr desktop lets u add 30 images. the powers of the posting bourgeoisie are within my grasp #zevsurana academics

[o-hora-o]

~One year~

~She~got~just~a~teeny~bit ~angry~

#anti entropy #frederica nikola tesla #to this day I desperately wish there were extra chapters about few years prior 1955 #im sure the time when tesla was working for edison is a pure comedy #like lmao what was the last straw to burn down the office #or how she met planck for the first time #and what about erwin being in the rehab for 2 years #honkaimpact3rd #honkai impact #honkai impact 3rd #hi3

[medicaldoctordana]

How funny is it that there’s 1 (one) office in the FBI basement and it belongs to the spookiest guy in the whole bureau

#that building is huge #and yet only 1 (one) office in the basement is assigned to an agent #yeah sure there was room on the second floor. even the fourth and the fifth #but nah let’s give him the one and only office in the basement just to really stick it to that guy #(I do believe in s6 or s7 when Mulder had to do the expense report meeting that his office was in the basement too) #and maybe one other ep in the earlier seasons had one other guy in the basement too #but what do they keep down there if not JUST the fbi’s most unwanted ? #the x files #txf #x files #mulder and scully #dana scully

[invaderlynx]

Fox and Thire debating strategy + Thire’s best Fox impression (aka the first and last time Thorn and Thire were allowed in Fox’s office unsupervised)

#it’s not his fault #thorn dared him to #yes thorn is holding the camera #not pictured is the thirty minute dressing down fox gave them about professionalism when he found them taking holos in his office #commander fox #commander thire #coruscant guard #star wars black series #i am once again making my growing clone collection everyone else’s problem

[buildoblivionthenwewilltalk]

thinking about lord president fivey so have this

#EDIT oh shit I didn’t know time in office was an audio????????? #you know when you know OF something but only half???? #in my head it was another novel I’d track down and get round to one day 😅 #anyway imma go do that asap thanks all!!!!! #I bet he hated it so much #but he does pull off the robes tbf #I like to think he’s still wearing trainers under there #(like avril lavigne) #Peter Davison #fifth doctor #classic who #5th doctor #time lord stuff #minsart #my art #fan art #I took some liberties with the costume it’s a bit of a mish mash #but I quite like it! #doctor who #lord president of gallifrey

[seiwas]

atsumu’s pr team the type to put him into every possible thing—sports ads, energy drink endorsements, hair care commercials, tiktok trends, the whole thing.

at some point the miya twins try to start a podcast but it’s 30 minutes of them bickering, so it ends after 5 episodes. a youtube channel doesn’t do any better.

but it’s in his mid-late twenties that a movie is pitched to him and his pr team is all over it, marketing him as the up-and-coming romcom heartthrob of the next decade.

atsumu has never acted a day in his life, and sure, he’s hot, has a charmer of a smile and the physique of a god. but the moment he speaks, all of that gets thrown out the window immediately.

#my love language for atsumu is bullying him lovingly 😔 #they book him the role bc sales think he has enough pull to break the box office 🥲 #(he does) (but osamu never lets him live it down) #when he has to do a kissing scene with the opposite lead his lips won’t stop quivering #and they have to do 10 takes to get the shot right LMAO #you are his trusty assistant through all this #and you’re hiding your laugh behind your hand as he fumbles his lines for the nth time #bc he’s practiced this with you TWENTY times 🥲 #atsumu doesn’t believe for a second that he’s cut out for this but his pr manager is insistent #and has somehow managed to convince him that he’s at the peak of his youth AND his career—that he should grab every opportunity ahead of hi #thank GOD he just has you by his side through all of it #shotorus.bubble #atsumu

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

Headcanon that the real reason Carmilla was so preemptively over Alastor being back in town was because between Rosie (excited), Vox (it’s complicated), and the rest of the Overlords (massive gossips. See Zestial.), he’s been the topic of pretty much every conversation in their social circle for the past month.

Alastor: I’m sure you’ve all been wondering where I’ve been.

Carmilla: No. No, I haven’t. And if I have to hear one more word about it, I am going to lose my goddamn mind.

(the three different betting pools running simultaneously were what pushed her over the edge)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel carmilla #carmilla carmine #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin hotel zestial #zestial morde #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel overlords #carmilla is SO DONE #Clara; poking her head in: Mom? did you see- #Carmilla: Yes. #Rosie; busting through her office door: CARMILLA! #Carmilla: I KNOW. #Zestial; sitting down next to her in bed that night: Didst thou- #Carmilla; covering her head with a pillow: YES! I HEARD ABOUT ALASTOR! VOX RAN UP AND DOWN THE STREETS IN FRONT OF MY OFFICE SINGING I #FOR LIKE AN HOUR #NOW LEAVE ME ALONE #Zestial says nothing else but quietly turns her cell phone ringer off when she’s not looking

[chamiryokuroi]

The dream of having a house is all fun and rainbows until you are actually buying land and you cannot decide what the fuck you’re going to build in it.

Pinterest is no fucking help because each house I see I go “I want that”, and every one is in a different style, and they are probably out of my budget…

I have 3 years to make a choice before I actually can start building, and at this point I will end plopping up a tent in the lot and living out of there because I cannot choose.

#I am so so lucky I had the money for the down payment for the lot #also so lucky I found about it when I did #but man I never thought it would be this hard to actually make a choice #do I want a modern house? do I want it traditional? do I want it two floors or all in one? #one room? two? three? an office? #one parking spot? two? #and this is just thinking about the floor plan #then there is the actual floor and walls and everything else

[the-biscuit-agreement]

Lucy: Lockwood, you need to open up more! Tell me what is going on so I can help!

Lockwood: *waits until they are doing something dangerous*

Lockwood: It all started when I was six and...

Lucy: I am so glsd you want to talk about this but can you wait until we escape the guys trying to kill us!

#lockwood and co #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle #save lockwood and co #save lockwood & co #locklyle #lockwood uses danger as emotional foreplay #he keeps mistaking death traps for a therapists office #i love him #but staring death down is not the time to start unpacking your trauma #lucy starts having to threaten to kill lockwood to get him to open up #not because he gives in to threats #but because it is when he feels most likely to talk #others need a cup of tea and a blanket #lockwood needs a cup of posion and an electric chair

[intotheelliwoods]

Last round of Keychains are back on Etsy! <- <-

Both A and B grades! Collectively there is a bit under 30 left, looking to get the remaining little guys off my hands to good homes!

I will keep this listing up either until they all sell out, or after 2 weeks! Whatever comes first!

#2 arms left #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise leo #leonardo hamato #hamato leonardo #hehehe I have time to package and send them off again #but def going to take down the listing after a week or two #having the listing just sit forever is stressful because like! #an order can just sneak up on you! #and give you a spook #and then you gotta make this WHOLE TRIP TO THE POST OFFICE for ONE SINGLE ORDER when id rather make the post office trips for more than one #nobody look at how late I am posting this #ill rb in the morning

[absurdumsid]

If you still taking requests can I have some error x nightmare?

ABSOLUTELY !! errormare cant kiss ? errormare cant hold hands ? NO, I. WILL ! MAKE !! IT !!! WORK !!!!

Error! Sans belongs to CrayonQueen/LoverofPiggies

Corrupted! Nightmare belongs to jokublog

#when theres a WILL theres a WAY #error will make nightmare a doll of him to keep in his office <- he has one of nightmare #also haphephobia ? rendering them unable to hold hands ? WRONG error intertwines their pinky fingers with his string <- no need to touch + #somehow it stretches when they get apart (they can find each other) + its cute + nightmare can feel what error is feeling better <- it is a #+ direct link to error i WILL. KILL. I WILL MAIN #MAIM ** #errormare #IN YOU FACE !!!!!!! #error sans #corrupted nightmare #nightmare sans #sanscest #sans au #GOD i love errormare #<- the fact that theyre both ? falling apart ? physically and mentally ? but thats literally theyre thing so its actually completely ok ?? #<- i fucking. i need that. i need that in my life #ERROR IS LITERALLY CRUMBLING PIECES AND NIGHTMARE IS SOME HUGE BUNDLE OF GOO #IM SOBBING THEY ARE SUCH FRAGILE BROKEN VESSELS FOR SUCH BEAUTIFUL PEOPLW #also like. whiteboard decided to make me redo this twice (i was trying to move down but it fuckigng REFRESHED and it WASNT SAVING) #anyway teehee i love errormare #sid answers #sid art

[fisheito]

i told myself that yakuei only had one position then i proved myself (sorta) wrong

my fave face here:

#technically... if they were boinking in outer space... a lot of these would be the same position #makes a rotate-y gesture with my fingers #what is yakumo's kabedon if not a vertical missionary #so i've half proven myself right AND wrong! i'm net neutral in outer space broskis!!!!! #zizz-asdf if ur reading these tags i'll have u know that u inspired me to Do the Research1 #like. 5 garu riding eiden? no. it can't be. does yaku do one specific thing with eiden 5 times? *tries to write it down* #i can't quite... what's the word for that position...uhhhh #ah forget it i'll just draw it out #<- that was the process of creating this. collage? 😆 #THE MATRIX OF YAKUEI BOINKINg POSITIONS (under construction) #when u about to be semi-normal and make a spreadsheet but ur sexcabulary is stunted so you resort to visuals instead #legit opening up every intimacy room and skipping thru sections to get as complete a picture as possible #wondering... where are yaku's feet planted in this one. (skips to 8minute mark) #ah! there they are. theyre not supporting his weight in this one *draws it* #while drawing crimson phantom room 2 my brow was furrowed and i was mentally narrating #[and this one i affectionately call.. rectal exam - professional misconduct Grounds for Termination)] #surprised they str8 up havent done classicdoggstyle yet. is it because he's a snake? garu should teach him #also surprised that there's been no Light SSR for yaku yet. come on!! Light mode on the double! #uhhh i think the only repeated positions were freestanding (choco liqueur r2 and dark nova r2) #and standing AGAINST! THE! WALL! (choco liqueur r5 {interior} and shadow lineage r5 {cave}) #wait. *throws papers around* i swear they did missionary more than once. was it only ocean breeze??? #i know with the intimacy rooms they gotta modify the positions into certain angles to make it...look...better #but seriously? only one missionary out of the lot of them? despite the aesthetic tweaks??? how can that ........ #*tosses more papers around with increasing befuddlement* WHERE IS MY PURE 100% VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM #sighs as all the papers lie scattered on the ground #dude... i don't know anymore..... this is beyond my scope #now that i see how evenly spread out the positions are... #i BET the devs have SOME SORTA CHART tracking yaku's positions. now THAT'S a funky office corkboard! #yakuei #nu carnival eiden