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#when i tell you i cried laughing
riordanness · 5 months
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sally: *trying to explain to percy why he’s special*
percy:
percy: you fell in love w jesus??
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moiraineology · 2 months
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New Spring read-through: 80% mark
*caution* spoilers ahead!
I'm hoping to make a longer post about New Spring, but for now, I just want to say that it is a true delight to witness baby Mo just being absolutely baby. She is every bit the young adult trying to put on a performance of competence, confidence, and calm, and we know that that eventually hardens into something resembling the truth, but we also know that that (metaphorical) mask she wears continues to cover up a maelstrom of self-doubt even into her older years.
The person who sees through it best is, of course, Lan, who is her age but already a more reserved and careful presence than she, and she hates that about him! Which brings out this totally childish side to her, and makes the disparity worse. Idk. I love seeing her through Lan's eyes in those early days, knowing that such a strong foundation of respect and trust will eventually be built between them. He sees everything about her that she will one day successfully hide. That she already successfully hides, for the most part. He sees the bratty, insecure, wilful, scared, and frustrated kid who has no idea, really, what she's gotten herself into. It makes me love them both even more than I already did, and I already loved them so much :')
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burst-of-iridescent · 8 months
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you’re not aromantic unless you emit a pleasant and distinctive smell, actually. sorry, i don’t make the rules
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anxiousotters · 21 days
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Me, looking for a word while writing: Y’all, what do you call the part of the plane you sit in? Like the opposite of the cockpit?
My friend: The vagpit
Me:
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Them: The pussypit, if you will
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creativitycrack · 1 year
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They said if you get your feral son a sibling he will calm down, they said there will be peace in Ragnvindr household at last
Crepus was slightly taken aback to say the least. His son never cried before, no matter how badly scratched up he ended up being after playing with his friends. But Crepus quickly learned that if Kaeya showed signs of happiness Diluc would laugh and when Kaeya would tear up (quite spectacularly) Diluc would haul like an injured pup. And if Diluc starts full on ugly crying Kaeya will be there to cry just as loudly (but prettier by far) with him, which would start a vicious cycle of tears and wails. At this point people would start wondering if children are being raised or tortured in the mansion.
Diluc knowing how horrible he looks while crying never cries in public and in the present Kaeya is relieved believing his brother wouldn’t shed a tear if he were to die first. He is wrong
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strayklds · 7 months
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231022 / cr. lireuta8
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cptnghoulowl · 1 year
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This was the best episode of Buddy Daddies, you can fight me on this. I don't care.
It gave me everything I could ever want in an episode of this show and then slapped me across the face in the end credits scene.
11/10 would experience again for the first time.
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aceyanaheim · 2 years
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it’s baked into my understanding of kakashi hatake that he has absolutely no clue how children work and thats just part of team 7s dysfunction listen.
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So I wore all black today and a few students told me I looked like Wednesday Addams, so I was called Ms. Wednesday all day.
Happy middle school.
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cowardlycowboys · 8 months
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over emotional older sisters and their confused younger brothers who have to deal with them
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dans1earring · 3 months
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Those fuckers 🤣
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BLESSING 🙏
On the day of the national college entrance exam in China, this dad brought “Victor” along to pick up his daughter aksbkvsk 🤣🛐
Source: ♡
From the author of the post: It appears that the parents are very satisfied with Victor~ their son-in-law~ 🤣 🙏
⊳ Parents’ approval ✔️💍
[Afterthoughts] 李泽言, 我的爱人, MC i.e. the writers speaking through her – couldn’t be more right. You truly are a grand miracle. You even got the parents to love you without even trying LOL~ 🛐 If only you knew how loved you are... if only you were real...
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larlarmojo · 10 months
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Just ate so many spikey fajitas to fix the awful mood I was in that the desire to food coma is incredibly tempting, but alas, I must try to recover some sort of sleeping schedule that resembles a functioning adult.
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sojutrait · 1 year
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Wait is your Pete Wentz inside joke about One Tree Hill lol
NAHJRKRK it was in hs and me and my friends were talking about ariana grande and my friend with full sincerity goes “AND SHE WAS DATING PETE WENTZ‼️” and that’s how we found out he thought ariana grande was dating pete wentz instead of pete davidson the whole time 😭😭😭
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mrsdulac · 5 months
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keep thinking about the random strangers i met in DC this weekend who were sloppy drunk but sweet as pie…hope they’re doing well
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lunarcry · 7 months
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konkonkonnichiwandahoi......
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