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The Princess of Wales' Year in Review: May
May 4th - The Duchess of Cambridge, Patron of the Royal Foundation of The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, held an Early Years Meeting. Later, she presented The Queen Elizabeth II Award for British Design to Saul Nash, on behalf of The Queen May 6th - The Duchess of Cambridge became Patron of the Maternal Mental Health Alliance, and she released a video message marking her new role May 10th - The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge attended the opening of the Glade of Light Memorial for victims of the 2017 Manchester Arena bombings May 11th - The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge visited Scotland. First, William and Catherine (in her role as Patron of Action for Children) visited St John’s Primary School, where they participated in a Roots of Empathy session. They then visited the Wheatley Group to see how it is transforming the lives of disadvantaged young people and families, before visiting the University of Glasgow, where they spoke to students about mental health and wellbeing May 13th - William and Catherine recorded and read a message for a special radio broadcast in honour of Mental Health Awareness Week May 18th - The Duchess of Cambridge attended a garden party at Buckingham Palace, along with The Earl and Countess of Wessex and Princess Alexandra May 19th - The Duchess of Cambridge, Patron of the Royal Foundation of The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, held an Early Years Meeting. That evening, William and Catherine attended the Royal Film Performance of 'Top Gun: Maverick' May 24th - The Duchess of Cambridge, Patron of the Royal Foundation of The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, held an Early Years Meeting May 25th - The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge attended a garden party at Buckingham Palace, along Princess Beatrice, The Earl and Countess of Wessex and The Duke and Duchess of Gloucester. Catherine also participated in a private zoom call with health visitors
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craske · 10 months
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the boyband
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alexmey-does-an-arts · 2 months
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i rest my case
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spiribia · 1 year
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they should make a portal spin off that takes place between 1 and 2 where half-life aliens start breaching the facility while glados is dead because she obviously isn't keeping them out anymore and youre another awakened test subject and you have to use like portals to dispatch them <- starting to slowly get corrupted and appear deranged
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randyrage69 · 1 year
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being in school does awful things to people. like this :-)
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old4sa · 2 years
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The Narrator: This is unfortunately my idiot Wheatley.
Wheatley: He's talking about me!
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corvidaedream · 1 year
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the funniest part of being a professional historical interpreter is people will give you history-themed gifts and it will be a little ornament of the person your coworker portrays and you're just like. this is very sweet, and i do love this historical figure and this ornament but also. I now have a tiny Cathryn From Work for my christmas tree.
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froggyplanet4269 · 2 years
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hello I have a reference sheet for the (androidified) ball now
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also I forgot to add this in but he's around 160 cm tall- for *those* ppl who dont use the metric system :cough: people from the usa :cough: just picture him having chuuya nakahara bungostraydogs' height
he is also more weezer blue now
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beegswaz · 1 year
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new au on the brain.. this is horrid
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Hey remember when I said I might post my totally-not-Wheatley-inspired guy on here? I’m doing it now!
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He looks so tired of everyone in this drawing and honestly I think it fits him- I didn’t even think about it before, but they have almost the same shoes as Wheatley too- In case you’re wondering, the bubbles are there because he has the ability to breathe underwater and shit :)
Their name is Blue because I’m living my 9 year old self’s dreams by creating character based off of the Rainbow and these ones are actually turning out to be something :)
The skin isn’t colored in because I have very little variety in traditional media skin tones, so if I ever digitalize him, I’ll do it then-
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odd-devil-1 · 2 years
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A Portals fanserver
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thatboxylady · 1 year
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am i the only one that sees D.D similar to wheatley- i mean it's probably the whole accent and such but i do got a thing for orb shaped robots being punted around like a basketball for some reason-
OH NO you are not the only one, lmfao. When I watched BM for the first time in high school, it was also around the time Portal 2 came out and I made the connection right away.
Wheatley and D.D. are on opposite sides of the same spectrum of something round and nerdy shaped. <3
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roleplay-searcher · 9 months
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hi! i’m kye, looking for a semi-lit to literate roleplay partner (short or long term). i am a minor and will not be doing nsfw roleplays.
i am specifically looking for Portal roleplays- i muse Wheatley and am perfectly fine with any idea. i do need some ooc chatter because i *need* brainstorming prior— don’t worry, i am pretty ok at doing it as long as you match my energy!! i do love group roleplays but 1x1 is also perfectly fine. you can find me on discord at,
fourfae#8589
and also by sending me a message on tumblr!
!
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internetskiff · 2 months
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The most powerful ability exclusive to humanity in the Half Life/Portal shared universe is our ability to just throw bullshit at the wall and see what sticks. Aperture "OSHA are the devil" Science have managed to create completely safe interconnected points in space. The same company that turns people's blood into gasoline and shoves lions and humans into the same enclosed space for the vague concept of "Science". Meanwhile Black Mesa still has to use Xen as a crossing and their teleportation device requires an entire reactor with a village's worth of staff constantly maintaining it, just to end up having most of said staff abducted by onion-headed aliens. Even the resistance hasn't managed to create completely stable teleporters with a compressed Xen relay, meanwhile Aperture just went "oh dude let's shove a black hole into a non-waterproof gun" and have just created a teleportation method that just removes Xen from the equation entirely. Doesn't change the fact they bullshat so bad they basically got themselves gassed to death, but still.
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The Resistance are a good example of this too. The Combine seem to have a complete set-in-stone thought process and understanding of science which meant they didn't even begin to explore local teleportation via Xen, meanwhile a group of random human mechanics and scientists have managed to cobble together at least two semi-functional local teleporters out of scrap metal and stolen Combine tech, to the point the All-Consuming Interdimensional Empire had to straight up copy their homework. And that isn't even the only time they seem to be taking human shit to just copy the blueprints.
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They 100% just yoinked the entire damn car out of that garage just to take a crack at reverse-engineering the Tau Cannon attached to it. Even Resistance weaponry somehow manages to rival or at least stand equal to Combine tech - and we're talking improvised crossbows that shoot superheated rods of rebar at the target compared to high-tech rifles that can discharge orbs of pure dark energy. The collapse of the entire Citadel is basically set into motion as a result of a cobbled together Rebel device placed into extremely capable hands.
The events of the Portal games are a case of extremely elaborate machinelike planning versus pure human improvisation, with Chell's entire escape in the first game involving her simply weaseling her way through small cracks that GLaDOS missed while setting up her ambushes, eventually turning her own rocket turret against her to destroy her.
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I suppose you could argue this falls flat in Portal 2 with Wheatley, but it's important to remember he's designed to be an utter idiot, so it's safe to say he wouldn't obsess over the larger picture like GLaDOS to the point where he fails to see the cracks. Yes, he's the one that breaks Chell out of the test chambers again, and yes, he's the one that came up with the sabotage plot - but it's important to note while he knows what to target in the sabotage, when we actually get there he doesn't quite know how to sabotage it, leaving Chell to figure it out on her own. She botches the Turret Quality Control Line with some minor guidance, but it's basically completely up to her to figure out how to cut off the Neurotoxin Supply. It's through her improvisation that Wheatley even manages to get into GLaDOS' chamber, tumbling through her neurotoxin vent and shattering the glass cage she trapped Chell inside of. It's through Chell's improvisation that the Core Transfer even occurs in the first place.
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The script is flipped specifically when Wheatley takes charge, because oops - turns out a mind capable of focusing on the bigger picture might be pretty important when it comes to running an entire facility powered by it's own Reactor. Wheatley just completely zeroes in on his own personal pleasure, hacking up test chambers and the objects within them to try and figure out the easiest way to get his solution euphoria as quick as possible.
Still, something that's pretty interesting is that only Wheatley has ever managed to create a trap that's impossible to foresee and avoid, something GLaDOS has repeatedly failed to do to the point she ends up commending him. I believe this is because his way of thinking is a lot closer to Chell's compared to GLaDOS'. He puts up way more of a fight as the two run through the facility trying to get to him, seemingly improvising on the spot just like Chell has been over the course of the two games. Even his lair would be impossible to survive if it weren't for a single Conversion Gel pipe he somehow failed to notice and remove.
Whether in a laboratory deep beneath the soil or an alien tower tall enough to split the clouds, the ingenuity of even a single person is enough to topple a tower or destroy a supercomputer 3 times over.
Marc Laidlaw put what I'm trying to say into a single sentence when writing for the BreenGrub twitter account:
"The superstructure is riddled with cracks."
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samandmaxfanatic · 6 months
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We're bonding!
So, recently I learned I cannot write fanfiction unless I get inspiration and write it all in one go. Which made me write this. Enjoy.
Yandere Wheatley x GN Reader
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Yes derogatory. Anyway.
Summary: Wheatley traps you in a white room and tries to reasure you that everything is definitely fine and that this is not wrong or creepy at all.You're not stupid though and decide to be an asshat (Reader's gender is ambiguous. Because this is after all a reader insert. Not a certain group of readers.)
unfortunately there's a character limit so you'll just have to take my ao3 link.
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old4sa · 2 years
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The Narrator: Cookie, meet my gay friend Wheatley. He's a homosexual.
Wheatley: Yup! That's me! It's always cock o'clock when old Wheatley's around! They call me the throat goat of Aperture Science.
Cookie: You don't have a mouth.
The Narrator: Cookie's ableism is boundless.
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