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its my fanart, i make the rules, and theyre deeply in love and about to fuck

#messages from the ouija board #im not trying to start shit im just like. dont put this on my ship art #also very rare to get one of these on an m/f ship but. of course itd be on this one

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TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME ↳ 1992 | dir. David Lynch

#he!! #my boy!!!

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As a lesbian, I find it difficult to understand attraction to men. That being said, when I see some bara-style dilfs with big soft bellies, I can't help but feel like a warrior watching a display of martial skill from a respectable rival school. I lock eyes with the master leading his students in their daily drills and give him a single nod of undying respect, and he returns the gesture. We both understand that the difference between Dilf and Milf is a single letter.

#yeah!

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#its bobby briggs (specifically s2) hes going to fight the judge we are going to be cellmates #if it were s3 adult bobby i think id fare better but teen bobby? no we're doomed

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

#peach yogurt (the best yogurt) + piece of fruit + black coffee #i am almost never able to get ready for work in time to have breakfast before i leave so the key is #can i grab a fruit and yogurt and put them in my bag #and then have just enough time to buy coffee from the three fates who run the train station coffee stall #and usually eat breakfast on the train or if theres too many people on the train breakfast happens at work first thing

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when you eat, will you set a plate for me?

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all descriptions gender neutral, based on vibes only

#sparkly bar bathroom older sister. its the relentless positive vibes and comforting aura

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The Saint Martin's Press boycott is ongoing.

I’ve been seeing a lot of people discrediting it by saying it will harm the authors, despite it being made clear that it is a MARKETING boycott - you can still buy and read the books! Just don’t post about them. Finding the publisher of a book is easy too, hence these graphics I made!

You can find these graphics to download/share and more info about the boycott here.

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i think laios dungeon meshi and wayne letterkenny could hang out

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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

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not only was cas a retail worker but he’s also taken public transit. the people’s angel

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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karlach has to stop jokingly saying she wants something because wyll "hopeless romantic" "eager to please" ravengard always takes it way too seriously. they enter the mason's guild and she's like "maybe we'll find a nice big hammer for karlach" and wyll painstakingly collects every single hammer they find in there and presents it to her when they're resting catalogued by size and sturdiness and hand tested "although of course my technique can't hold a candle to yours, my love" and when she tries to tell him that was mostly a joke and those hammers aren't as good for fighting as the actual warhammer she already has he looks so dejected and disappointed she simply has to fight with some rusty lumphammer for a week. she's like "I'd like to dance a waltz" and at the end of the day wyll has somehow spontaneously learned how to summon an orchestra and decorated the whole camp. how did he do that? he was out fighting cultists the whole day! she has no clue but he did and by the gods is he going to waltz her until he physically cannot anymore. she almost regrets saying she wanted a hug so many times because now whenever they have free time he's all over her like a koala (she loves it). etc etc. it only gets worse in avernus too. "wyll i know i said i wished there was a banquet but we're in literal hell you didn't have to procure a chef" "id do it a thousand times over to see you smile". etc. all of this is canon btw the devs told me so in a dream

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saw that a dear friend who has been slowly becoming more open about gender stuff changed his instagram profile to say "he/they" and it gave me the courage to actually put "they/she" on mine instead of "she/her" as its previously been. i think it was like. the last place in my life where "she/her" was still the final word on the subject, and its scary bc ive got like. family and professional connections and shit over there but also. idk. its important to me.

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Finally finished up the tiny pocket sketchbook my roommate Caroline gave me for Christmas for keeping on my person at work, moving onto the pocket sketchbook my friend Tim gave me for Christmas for the same purpose.

A lot of this sketchbook was lists and writing down thoughts, but here's some "best-of"

#my art

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#saw this and said Oh Fuck Yeah out loud

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“We could turn any moment. How are you in such good spirits?”

#wyll ilu