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mogai-headcanons · 11 months

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day 8 of my 5-year anniversary event, neurodivergency | disability | etc.!

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bulkym4 · 7 months

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whealey

#whealtey

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ngeruma · 1 year

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"Methodic" | Perpetual Testing #269

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A little bit of laser logic can go a long way, especially if that way leads to smashing up Wheatley’s monitors.

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madame-mongoose · 5 months

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people who hate glados like genuinely are the biggest red flag

#just learned person i blocked hates glados like. for real #like. i know her whole thing is being mean to chell #i get disliking her on those merits #but uh. you know about the deeper messaging of portal right #you understand WHY the way she is right #this is why i avoid whealtey apologists LMAO #THEY ALWAYS COME AT YOU WITH THE MISOGYNY AND LESBOPHOBIA DOUBLE WHAMMY #as a lesbian i just. do not trust LMAO #monnie rambles

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roomwithavoid · 1 year

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wheelty

#wheatley #portal #portal 2 #android whealtey #android!wheatley #franken turret

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metalichotchoco · 5 months

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Oh my god he’s British

#wheatley #portal #portal art #portal 2 #portal fanart #portal wheatley #Whealtey portal #portal cores #personality core #what’s 9 + 10 #21 #you stupid

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ttearsofthekingdom · 11 months

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Unfortunately not a surprise that the very few poc valve characters have been struggling since the beginning of the poll but its still extremely disappointing nonetheless

#idk companion cube and whealtey just piss me off

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lesbianturrets · 2 months

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Whealtey?

he’s banned from california

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corpsebunniie · 4 months

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corpse are you whealtey portal.cause well

No, I'm better purly on the fact that my stupidity is on accident, he's just built like that :3c

#corpsetalk #answered ask

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frozenhi-chews · 1 year

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Gimme Kandy and Wheatster lol [ask game]

Hehehehehe!! Kamdy and Whet!

This is gonna be a long one

I'm doing Wheats first!

1. Smol + toll

It changes actually! But for the most part, Smol is Wheat Bean and Toll is Pancake

Ray of Sunshine + Grump

Wheatley is the ray of sunshine, or at least trying to be. And Pancake is the upmost grumpy butt who wants to bite things

3. Confident and Flirty + Easily Flustered

Pancake is the flirty one ;3

Wheatley is always super flustered aha

4. Himbo+ Badass

If you think that Wheatley isn't the "himbo" in this y'all trippin /lh

Pancake can break doors open with her bare hands

5. Dumbass One + Dumbass two

Wheatley is #1, Pancake enables him (#2)

6. Quiet Smart + Loud Idiot

If you know ANYTHING about Wheatley it's that he's an upmost CHATTERMOUTH. Pancake also has her vocal cords shot through the first half of her AU, and even when it gets fixed she still doesn't talk a lot. Plus she solves the tests

7. Feral Gremlin + Calm Academic

Surprisingly Pancake is the gremlin, despite solving tests and whatnot. She's still a Pancake, and Wheatley talks through plans to get out

8. No sense of self preservation + Overprotective

Both of them at the same time, although Pancake is heavily protective of Wheatley

9. Ball of Anger + Softie

Pancake is always angry. Whealtey, being the soft goob he is, tries to calm her down

10. Sarcastic AF + Absolute Dork

Despite not talking a lot, Pancake is an utter sass mouth. Also Wheatley is always a dork

11. Snarky Power Couple

Only when Wheatley is in the chassis

12. Soft and Shy + Outgoing

Both of them are outgoing

13. Opposites Attract

Anxious optimistic chattermouth × quiet, cold, and angry nightmare

14. Affectionate + Affection-Starved

Pancake will always give her affection-starved boyfriend love!

15. Rebel + Teachers Pet

Both of them are rebels in their own way, yet Wheatley will try to squirm his way out of trouble

16. Serious + Goof

Pancake is all business, Wheatley is the goof. There is no question

17. Has Exactly Three Braincells Between Them

Yep

18. Experienced + Never Dated Before

Technically both of them dated before Apeture messed them up, but neither of them remember it so they technically don't have any sort of experience

19. Oblivious+ Also Oblivious

Yes

20. Bastard + Princess

Pancake is the Bastard, Wheatley is a pretty princess!

And now for Kankri!

1. Smol + Tol

Kankri is taller than Pancak. If by a few inches. He's still small enough that Pancak can and will pick him up and carry him around!

2. Ray of Sunshine + Grump

Pancak is a bright ray of sunshine in Grumpy Kancrab's life

3. Confident and Flirty + Easily Flustered

Pancak is still the flirt! She loves to tease Kankri, especially since he's never really been flirted with

4. Himbo+ Badass

Kinda hard to tell, Pancak is the more aggressive one yet Kankri can fight.

5. Dumbass One + Dumbass two

Kankri says something stupid and Pancak agrees with him and the others back away

6. Quiet Smart + Loud Idiot

Cmon we know Kankri is the talkative one while Pancak listens silently

7. Feral Gremlin + Calm Academic

Pancak is the gremlin!! Full stop!! Kankri tries to keep his cool but he is the academic. Somewhat

8. No sense of self preservation + Overprotective

Pancak is both. She has little to no sense of self preservation and is heavily protective of Kankri. At the same time, Kankri is protective of Pancak and will fight anyone who tries to sneak up on his matesprit

9. Ball of Anger + Softie

Pancak is still an angry ball of fury and Kankri tries his best to be soft and calm her down

10. Sarcastic AF + Absolute Dork

Both of them are sarcastic, and Pancak calls Kankri a dork all the time. He can't seem to fight against it

11. Snarky Power Couple

Yes. Pancak has a solid metal bat, Kankri has a gun, they're both scary

12. Soft and Shy + Outgoing

Both are outgoing actually. Neither really shy

13. Opposites Attract

Absolutely. How talkative, annoying, preachy Kankri got sarcastic, annoyed, and tired Pancak no one knows. But hey it happened!

14. Affectionate + Affection-Starved

Pancak is still the affectionate one, and Kankri has no idea how to handle it all

15. Rebel + Teachers Pet

Kankri is definitely the teachers pet while Pancak deals in mischief and shenanigans. How he puts up with her no one knows. She still gets lectures

16. Serious + Goof

Kankri is Serious Business and Pancak is a goofball

17. Has Exactly Three Braincells Between Them

Yep

18. Experienced + Never Dated Before

Pancak has dated in the past, Kankri never has. So he has no idea what to do, but he's trying

19. Oblivious+ Also Oblivious

These two can talk to each other for hours and not notice a building is on fire

20. Bastard + Princess

Pancak is the Bastard still.

#cake asks #self ship stuff #wheatley <3 #kandy bar <3 #thanks for the ask Misty!!

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yisanged · 1 year

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ruinikaidoexplodedbadly · 2 years

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sorry for putting twink whealtey on the dash the art styles cute leave me alone its basically 2011

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ngeruma · 10 months

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"Zephyr" | Perpetual Testing | Portal 2 Community Maps & Mods

By cyanidethefox

You can smell a Ratmann den a mile off, very distinct odour.

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madame-mongoose · 4 months

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wanted to doodle a piece where wheatly interogatesd you because your baby is suspiciously rectangular (yes men like?????😲😲😲) and while was drawing whealtey face i though can those handles of his be used to emote lol?

look how fun that is. anyway i scrapped that first doodle, forget about it, ofc you would never cheat on wheatley🙄🙄🙄

WORUIWHRJE THAT SOUNDS SO FUNNY also augh yes!!!! That looks so good!!! I've tried to do handles that emote before but I could never figure it out you did it so well waaaaaa

#WIFE #ooooh i love him #my sweet #monnie answers

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thesoupisburning · 2 years

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okay but what does's whealtey's kid look like

#sexyman descendants

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metalichotchoco · 4 months

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Robots and their voices

Get ready because this is a long one ;]

A lot of the time characters are defined by their voices but with ai/ robotic characters this works overtime since it’s usually the only outlet into their emotions or character. They can get away with being an off screen presence since they typically aren’t psychical in nature. For all purposes in most cases they are nothing but their voice

Like with Hal, the only way we receive information about this character in visual mediums is his voice. It’s soothing like a lullaby, careful with even tones,smooth.Prideful in the sense of confidence not arrogance. You can hear his ego at being a perfect machine but it’s not boastful there’s no smirk when he says that. It’s how he views himself. You can imagine Hal with a soft smile for most of the movie, trying not to alarm staff. Only at the end does his voice get small, when he pauses for more time than normal as if to take a breath you cannot hear and that he does not need.

Edgar is loud and brash when feeling intense emotion which is a lot. He’s screechy and almost awkward in tonality. When he’s in a better mood he’s still peppy and small sounding. A sense of confusion is what a lot of lines read as but once he looks it up or figures it out, he’s much lower and monotone. With the Cinderella dialogue it sounds like he’s reading the information straight off the website he found it from.hes hot and cold he’s immature. A pest more than a true menace, due to his “newness” he doesn’t talk down to the humans in the movie but he’s underhanded and petty, craving love and attention and begging to be heard. A lot of the time you can hear his voice sort of breaking. It’s probably an audio issue from the time the movie was made, a filter over the actors voice but it works incredibly well for him.

Glados and her lines ooze sarcasm. She talks down to you more like you’re a nuisance she has to deal with than an equal in any sense (until potato glad but she’s almost a completely different character,not quite though) you can hear the exact moment she lies to you directly, diegectically it’s as if she needs to find a loophole to lie to your face so there’s a slight disconnect. Glados has a very singsong voice, her pronunciation going into higher and lower registers to express emotion rather than actually putting in actual anger or happiness into the monotone. It does a good job of selling this robotic lady who doesn’t view you with any sort of respect until she has to in the second game.

Whealtey by comparison is very non robotic in his voice or manner which makes sense since he’s a personality core and none of the standard robotic traits like objectivity, rationality, intelligence or indifference are present in him specifically on purpose. He’s anxious but optimistic, he rambles to sound like he knows what he’s talking about but it makes it even more apparent he has zero clue what he’s doing. You can immediately tell he’s incompetent at his job from the second you first really talk to him and it makes him all the more endearing.his power trip doesn’t exactly change that either, just attempts to self aggrandize, look and feel important. He sounds “confident” but he talks to the point where you realize just how insecure and unsure he is about anything. The British accent is also weirdly enough feeding into his fake intellectualism since Americans tend to view people with said accent as smarter even if they aren’t saying anything particularly smart.

The narrator is what you’d get if you crossed glados and Whealtey’s attitudes to character voice work but that’s reductive to him and the Stanley parable in general. The whole game is predicated on whether or not you listen to him/ mess with him. It’s an interactive story in the most basic of descriptions. The narrator is literally trying to talk you through a story and gets more distressed and annoyed as the player tries to exert and wrestle control from him. When you think of a narrator this type of voice comes to mind, a British masculine monotone that ebbs and flows with the story. This whole game is a meta narrative so it’s a very smart choice for this to be the case. There’s no robotic tone to his voice because that’s not the point, he’s basically the only real character in the game which makes him feel more human than the actual human we control who cannot speak, only act. He’s the one that makes us feel anything about the game. More the most part the narrator conveys a self assured calm tone, a blank canvas to react to the players weird actions.

Last for today is am and oh boy is he a doozy. Mr Ellison really does his creation justice on how powerful his performance can be. Am in the game and radio drama are actually sort of different characters but it makes sense since in the game he’s literally playing a game with the survivors whereas in the radio drama we get closer to the actual book. For a lot of these characters, the protagonists tend to be silent or reclusive but for am to still be as dominant of a presence with 5 other speaking roles is a testament to the type of character he is. For game am, he sounds almost like a car salesman. He talks down to the survivors, even very obviously flirting with them. You can imagine the mile wide grin on his face when he pulls something. But he’s not exactly desperate, more just like he’s playing a sick little game. Am does things that not even the most human sounding ais do, blowing raspberrys, coughing, laughing, crying. His cadence even makes it feel as if he’s breathing even though you cannot hear it. He’s very intense and visceral. He can go from relaxed and playful to manic and deranged so naturally and it’s what makes him so scary. This computer is far far too human. Everything he does also reminds you that he cannot move or breathe, he cannot scream or cry but it’s clear that he should. The reality of what he is looms over this performance. For as sad as he gets, no tears will flow.his chest will not move because he does not have one.

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