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augen-blicke · 1 year
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popcorn1989 · 2 years
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𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤𝔸𝕡𝕡 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕍𝕚𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤
Note: Modern/Vikings Boys/Girls - Ask me something lighter, my brain is a big question mark for me too...
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You -- Hi Ivar, are you on your way already?
Ivar -- I'm t6n my vay
You -- What?
Ivar -- I have to stop because of you
You -- What?
Ivar -- I can only write with one hand when I walk
You -- Are you on your way?
Ivar -- …..
You -- ??
Ivar -- I AM ON THE WAY
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Aslaug -- Honey, Think of the Children
You -- What, I don't have any
Aslaug -- Oh, Wrong Chat
You -- No Problem
Alsaug -- Oh, but can you watch my kids today?
You -- I'm not even in Kattegat
Aslaug -- Thank you
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You -- Can you help me a moment?
Sigurd -- What for?
You -- The train is not coming
Sigurd -- I don't know the train driver
You -- What? I wanted to ask if you could pick me up.....
Sigurd -- I don't even know how to drive a train.
You -- …
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Ragnar -- I'm on the sea right now, check the view out
Sends a picture
You -- Yes, you had your finger in front of the lens
Ragnar -- Oh wait…
Sends a picture
You -- You sent me the same picture, you have to send the new one.
Ragnar -- Oh wait, I don't know … ah here
Sends the same picture
You -- Wow, beautiful view….
Ragnar -- I told you !
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Hvitserk -- She has big tits!!
You -- ….
Hvitserk-- Wait… who are you?
You - …
Hvitserk -- Shit, meant to write Ubba, sry
You -- Yeah, have fun...
Hvitserk -- Yes I will…
You --...
Hvitserk -- …
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You -- Um, may I ask again about the other day?
Helga -- Of course, dear, it's not difficult, just stick it in the hole
You -- That's not easy the end always splits
Helga -- Lick the end
You -- Oh, it worked
Helga -- I told you it's easy to get a thread in a needle
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You -- Haven't forgotten, Floki!
Floki write for 10 mins
You -- This will be a long text
Floki write after 15 mins
Floki -- Ok
You -- WTF
Floki -- I forgot to press send
You -- …
Floki write for 10 mins
You -- … gosh
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You -- I'm a bit bored right now
Athelstan -- Then you should read a book
You -- Hm, good idea, can you recommend something?
Athelstan -- I was just about to read the Bible myself.
You -- Spoiler Alert! Jesus dies!
Athelstan -- …. Funny….
You -- Hahahahahhahaha
Athelstan -- ….
You -- Hahahahahhahaha
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Rollo -- Quick question!
You -- Yes?
Rollo -- Where can you find these apps?
You -- In your app - shop/store, which one are you looking for?
Rollo -- Does this shop exist in Kattegat?
You -- Are you serious?
Rollo -- Yes
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Ubba -- ooh, I've now figured out how to copy chat texts!
You -- That's cool...
Ubba -- ooh, I've now figured out how to copy chat texts!
You -- Super - I'm proud of you, tell me more !
Ubba -- ooh, I've now figured out how to copy chat texts!
You -- great, how long are you going to do this now?
Ubba -- ooh, I've now figured out how to copy chat texts!
You -- ……….
Ubba -- ooh, I've now figured out how to copy chat texts!
You -- Fuck you!
Ubba -- Hahahahaha
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zoeloveconvers99 · 5 months
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Just did something about my verse to laugh about it,I have too many foes in my list but for now have this
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x-selfcare · 1 year
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Hallöchen☺️🌸
Ich würde ich mich freuen, wenn du in unsere WhatsApp Gruppe kommst🙋🏻‍♀️Die Gruppe wird nicht so riesig wie man es kennt damit jeder sich gut austauschen kann und/oder Gleichgesinnte trifft.
Das Alter spielt hier keine Rolle🧏🏻‍♀️
Wichtig: respektvoller Umgang ist eine Voraussetzung!
Wenn ihr Interesse habt dann rebloggt den Post oder schreibt mir. Ich melde mich bei euch☺️🤍
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skarletnova · 1 year
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but-still-elegant · 1 year
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solche Freunde >>>
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fujoshisempai18 · 4 months
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Grupo de Whatsapp dos Capitães de time
Olha, não vou mais fazer como se fosse whatsapp não, vou fazer as conversas de whatsapp aqui mesmo escrito tá? Pelo menos por enquanto... Tem só umas insinuaçõesinhas então para de reclamar e denunciar viu, seu filho da p*#$
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Kuroo: Hum, Daichi?
Daichi: Que?
Kuroo: Vc já transou com o Sugawara
Moniwa KUROO, QUE PORRA DE PERGUNTA É ESSA!?
Daichi: Para de se intrometer Moniwa! Se quer saber Kuroo, transo 3 vezes por semana na com o Suga.
Kuroo: Vc transa mais vezes que eu, eu transo 2 vezes por semana com o Kenma.
Oikawa: Credo gente, eu transo com o Iwa-Chan só na segunda
Bokuto: Superei vcs tudo, transo 4 vezes por semana com o Akaashi
Ushijima: Bando de pervertido...
Moniwa: Né? Falar nisso, como é que tá com o Tendou?
Ushijima: Tá indo...
Oikawa: Vc já transou com ele?
Ushijima: QUE PORRA É ESSA!? TÁ DOIDO!?
Kuroo: Ai Ushijima, que drama, para com isso né? Tá parecendo uma menininha pura que cora por tudo...
Oikawa: Que foi Ushijiminha, ficou com vergonha da minha pergunta é!? Kkkkkkkkk, mano queria ver tua cara agora, pff.
Ushijima: Vai tomar no seu cu Oikawa!
Moniwa: Vamos parar de brigar? Melhor vcs irem fazer outra coisa e largar esse telefone
Daichi: Ele não respondeu a pergunta...
Ushijima: ⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄ Não sei se vou responder...
Oikawa: (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠) Vai responder sim, ou vou te considerar um medroso
Ushijima: Tá bom, não sou virgem
Kuroo: Haha muleque, outro ativo pra turma
Oikawa: Só eu sou passivo? (⁠ ⁠≧⁠Д⁠≦⁠)
Ushijima: Não...
Daichi: QUE!?
Oikawa: Nooooo...
Daichi: Babado do século, vou contar pro Suga e depois pro resto do time
Ushijima: NÃO PORRA, NÃO É PRA CONTAR PRA NINGUÉM SEUS PUTOS!
Oikawa: Tarde demais...
Kuroo: Verdade, já é tarde
Bokuto: Tarde mesmo, já contei pro Akaashi
Daichi: O Suga tava vendo o whatsapp, já foi
Moniwa: Eu vou tentar guardar segredo.
Ushijima: Como assim "tentar"!?
Moniwa: O meu time é fiscal desse grupo
Suna: Eles roubam seu telefone? Meu time também faz isso
Daichi: Kkkk
Oikawa: Como é que vcs deixam eles roubarem seu telefone e xeretar o whatsapp!?
Suna: O ataque é assim: o gêmeos Miya vão lá e me tacam clorofórmio, aí me seguram e pegam meu telefone
Moniwa: Credo! (⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉’⁠⁠)
Bokuto: Temos que exorcisar o time do Suna
Kuroo: Pega a água benta. (⁠╬-━‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉’⁠)
Moniwa: Isso aí foi exagero...
Ushijima: Exatamente
Oikawa: Nada é exagero quando se trata de proteção do telefone (⁠•⁠ө⁠•⁠)
Suna: Eles só são doidos, igual vocês mesmo
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Então tchau porque fiquei sem criatividade pra continuar o chat!
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gadget-bridge · 4 months
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marketingyts · 5 months
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WhatsApp Introduces Secret Code for Locked Chats: A New Level of Privacy
Meta-owned WhatsApp continues to bolster its security features with the testing of a new functionality named “Secret Code” for locked chats within its Android beta version. This latest addition aims to fortify user privacy by concealing the method to access secured conversations, enhancing the existing Chat Lock feature.
The Chat Lock feature, introduced earlier, allows users to secure their chats using their device password or biometric authentication. However, the Secret Code feature takes this security a step further by enabling users to hide the means to open these locked chats, ensuring an additional layer of confidentiality.
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sumitgour · 7 months
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Unlock the Power of Real-Time Communication: Webiators WhatsApp Chat Solution
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In the digital age, effective communication is the linchpin of success for any business looking to create and sustain a positive brand image. The way you engage with your customers can make or break your reputation, and one tool that has emerged as a game-changer in this regard is WhatsApp Live Chat.  We'll delve into how WhatsApp Live Chat can help you establish a direct line of communication with your customers, ensuring prompt and personalized support, and how it can serve as a powerful tool to recover abandoned customers.
The Crucial Role of Effective Communication
Before we dive into the specifics of WhatsApp Live Chat, let's underline the significance of effective communication. It's the bedrock upon which trust, credibility, and brand loyalty are built. Customers today expect not only top-notch products or services but also seamless and responsive interactions with the brands they choose to engage with.
WhatsApp Live Chat: Your Bridge to Customer Engagement
WhatsApp Live Chat serves as a direct conduit between your brand and your customers. With a simple WhatsApp button integrated into your website or app, you're offering your customers a familiar and user-friendly messaging platform through which they can connect with you. Let's explore the key benefits:
1. Prompt and Personalized Support:
Customers love convenience, and nothing beats the convenience of real-time support. With WhatsApp Live Chat, your support team can address concerns and resolve queries in the blink of an eye. The personalized touch makes customers feel valued, creating a positive experience.
2. Pre-Purchase Support:
In the modern shopping landscape, customers often seek information and reassurance before making a purchase. WhatsApp Live Chat enables you to offer pre-purchase support, helping customers make informed decisions. This can be a decisive factor in converting visitors into buyers.
3. Recovering Abandoned Customers:
Cart abandonment is a common headache for online businesses. WhatsApp Live Chat can be your secret weapon here. When a customer abandons their cart, your support team can reach out through WhatsApp, offering assistance or even exclusive deals to nudge them back into completing their purchase.
4. Enhancing Brand Image:
The way you handle customer interactions speaks volumes about your brand. With WhatsApp Live Chat, you convey that you're accessible and attentive. Positive interactions not only resolve immediate issues but also build a favorable perception of your brand.
Seamlessly Implement WhatsApp Live Chat
Integrating WhatsApp Live Chat is easier than you might think. It's a one-click installation process that can be completed swiftly, adding a powerful communication tool to your arsenal.
In conclusion, WhatsApp Chat is not just a communication tool; it's a brand-building asset. It empowers you to offer top-notch support, recover potentially lost customers, and create a lasting, positive brand image. By embracing this technology, you're not only addressing the needs of today's customers but also positioning your brand for success in the future. Don't miss out on the opportunity to leverage WhatsApp Live Chat to its full potential – start your journey toward enhanced customer engagement and brand excellence today. Original Source : https://bit.ly/3Pv3GbL
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popcorn1989 · 2 years
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𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤𝔸𝕡𝕡 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕍𝕚𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤
Note: Modern/Vikings Boys/Girls - Ask me something lighter, my brain is a big question mark for me too...
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You -- I be right there, I see you.
Halfdan -- I don't see you
You -- Turn again...
Halfdan -- Where?
You -- Other side...
Halfdan -- I don't see you!
You -- Hahaha I'm still at home, I go now, it was just too funny. I would have liked to see you standing there and turning like an idiot in all directions.
Halfdan -- …. Ha Ha
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You -- Honey, I'll be a little late, the boss wants to take me for petting.
Bjorn -- …
Bjorn -- … WTF
Bjorn -- … are you telling me you are cheating?
You -- NOOOO, shit, I mean MEETING
You -- He wants to take me to a meeting….
Bjorn -- …
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You -- Have you been to the doctor?
Margrethe -- I don't need to… I know everything already.
You -- What do you mean?
Margrethe-- I googled it…. I'm dying!
You -- You have a normal cold, go to the doctor….
Margrethe -- No time… I have to say goodbye to everybody
You -- ….. What do you have according to the internet?
Margrethe -- The plague….. Goodbye!
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The Seer -- hndkh7t6tvji
You -- WTF, how did you pull that off?
The Seer -- hdnujb34w
You -- I thought you couldn't write, how can you even see who you're writing?
The Seer -- hhnkjknsad0üp
You -- Oh god, he's sitting on his cell phone….
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Judith -- I mean tit
Judith -- I like my new cellphone, it reminds me of a tit
You -- Don't give up Judith
Judith -- Tit
You -- You can do it!
Judith -- No, Tit
Judith -- I give up, he just keeps writing tit...
You -- What were you going to write?
Judith -- I wanted to write tit.
You -- Hahahaha
Judith -- …….
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Harald -- Oh my God, I have storm-free. The old lady is finally gone. A whole weekend alone!
One hour later
Harald -- Oh my God, I burnt myself on the stove.
Harald -- And my pizza is burned
Harald -- Also, the candle fell on the carpet….
Harald -- And the cat ran away when it burnt its bottom…. I'm so dead when the old lady comes back.
You -- …
You -- … Hahaha Gosh, you are so not viable alone.
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You -- How are you doing?
You -- Yes, finally you have a cellphone too!
You -- How's the wife?
2 hours later
You -- Hello??
Alfred -- Idon'tknowhowaspaceworksMeandmywifearefine
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rangpurcity · 1 year
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PHOTOS: Hide secret Whatsapp chat like this, no need to delete
PHOTOS: Hide secret Whatsapp chat like this, no need to delete
Now the question arises that how to unhide chat in WhatsApp. It is as easy as that. On an Android device, go to WhatsApp and scroll down to the bottom of the chat. You will see an Archive option. Click on it to view the chats you have archived. Now long press on the chat you want to unarchive and click on the Unarchive button on the top right corner. (file photo) #PHOTOS #Hide #secret #Whatsapp…
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hinditechtrick9 · 1 year
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WhatsApp मैसेज सभी के लिए डिलीट कैसे करें | WhatsApp Messages Delete kaise Kare
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skarletnova · 2 years
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Hoffe du bist ehrlich
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mobilephone2 · 2 years
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خبردار ایسا ہزگز نہ کریں ورنہ واٹس ایپ اپ کا اکاؤنٹ بند کر دے گا
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دنیا بھر میں مقبول ترین میسجنگ ایپلیکیشن واٹس ایپ اکثر جعلی خبروں کے پھیلاؤ کا ذریعہ بنتا ہے تو کبھی یہ اسکیمرز اور ہیکرز کے نشانے پر رہتا ہے جس کے باعث صارفین کا ڈیٹا غیر محفوظ سمجھا جاتا ہے۔ اب میٹا کی زیرملکیت کمپنی مسلسل صارفین اور ان کی معلومات کی حفاظت کو یقینی بنانے، مبینہ سرگرمیوں کو کنٹرول کرنے کے لیے اقدامات کرتے ہوئے مشکوک اکاؤنٹس کے خلاف شکایت موصول ہونے پر فوری کارروائی کرتے ہوئے ان پر پابندی عائد کر رہی ہے۔ تاہم بعض اوقات کچھ عام صارفین کے اکاؤنٹس پر بھی پابندی لگ جاتی ہے جو ان کی جانب سے نادانستہ طور پر رازداری کی پالیسی کی خلاف ورزی کرنے پر عائد ہوتی ہے۔ آپ بھی ان چند غلطیوں کو مدنظر رکھیں اور اپنے واٹس ایپ اکاؤنٹس کو محفوظ بنائیں۔ جھوٹی اور غلط خبریں نہ پھیلائیں اگر آپ کو کوئی بھی فارورڈ میسج موصول ہو جس کی درستگی کے حوالے سے آپ کو شکوک و شبہات ہوں تو انہیں مزید آگے فارورڈ کرنے سے گریز کریں۔ اگر آپ غلط معلومات پر مبنی پیغامات کو لاعلمی میں آگے پھیلائیں گے تو ممکن ہے کہ دیگر صارفین آپ کے خلاف شکایت کر دیں اور آپ کا ہی اکاؤنٹ بند کر دیا جائے۔ اس حوالے سے واٹس ایپ نے اقدامات لیتے ہوئے بیک وقت ایک میسج صرف پانچ یوزرز کو ہی فارورڈ کرنے کی حد تعین کر دی ہے تاکہ ایک وقت میں میسج زیادہ لوگوں تک نہ جاسکے۔ خودکار میسج ارسال کرنے سے اجتناب برتیں خودکار میسجز اور BULK میسجز موصول ہونے کی صورت میں انہیں اسپیمر کے طور پر رپورٹ کریں۔ واٹس ایپ مشینی زبان سمجھتا ہے جب آپ ایسے پیغامات کو اسپیم کے طور پر رپورٹ کریں گے تو وہ مستقبل میں ایسے غیر ضروری اور ان چاہے پیغامات بھیجنے والے اکاؤنٹس کا پتا لگا کر خود انہیں پر پابندی لگا دے گا۔ اور اگر آپ BULK میسجز بھیجنے کے عادی ہیں تو ہوشیار ہو جائیں آپ کے اکاؤنٹ پر بھی پابندی لگ سکتی ہے۔ براڈکاسٹ میسجز بھیجنے سے گریز کریں براڈکاسٹ میسجز بھیجنے سے گریز کریں یا اس فیچر کا کم سے کم استعمال کریں کیوں کہ ایسا کرنے سے وہ صارفین جنہیں آپ غیر ضروری پیغامات بھیج رہے ہیں وہ آپ کے خلاف شکایت کر سکتے ہیں۔ جس کے نتیجے میں آپ کو اکاؤنٹ کی معطلی کا سامنا کرنا پڑسکتا ہے۔ دوسروں کی رازداری کا خیال رکھیں آپ اپنے ساتھ ساتھ دوسروں کی رازداری کا بھی خیال رکھیں، کچھ حدود کا تعین کریں۔ کبھی کسی بھی صارف کو اس کی مرضی کے بغیر کسی گروپ میں ایڈ نہ کریں۔ اگر کسی صارف نے آپ کو مسیجز بھیجنے سے منع کر دیا ہے تو باز رہیں بصورت دیگر مذکورہ صارف آپ کے خلاف شکایت رپورٹ کرنے کا حق رکھتا ہے اور ایک سے زائد بار شکایت موصول ہونے کی صورت میں آپ کا اکاؤنٹ بند کیا جا سکتا ہے۔ واٹس ایپ کے قاعدے قانون کی پابندی کریں واٹس ایپ کے قاعدے قانون کی خلاف ورزی نہ کریں، کبھی غلط خبروں یا معلومات کو پھیلانے کا ذریعہ نہ بنیں، نہ ہی کسی کو ہراساں کریں اور نہ ہی کبھی کسی نوعیت کے غلط کاموں میں ملوث ہوں ورنہ واٹس ایپ آپ کا اکاؤنٹ بند کرنے کا حق رکھتا ہے۔ بشکریہ روزنامہ جنگ
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