#whatever the fuck that french saying is

[tanjir0se]

Ok as a straight white woman it’s time to take the phrase “hear me out” away from us. Just saw some boring ass straight girl on Instagram say “hear me out” about fucking GOJO SATORU. Girl. if he isn’t the most basic ass—fucking just say it’s your first time seeing hot yaoi bait and GO—if you saw the shit we say “hear me out” about on tumblr it would make you fucking hurl

#if your hear me outs are meant to be attractive you’re doing it wrong #call me back when you want to fuck the evil French rat from fantastic Mr fox #or a chunky 90s computer with poor cable management #honestly it just goes back to the whole idea that everyone is beautiful but no one is hot #airbrushed influencers with nary a blemish do NOTHING for me #twinky anime boys while I of course appreciate them aesthetically are like a breed of specialty horse #absolutely useless #let me know when you want that necromanced chimera lady to tear you apart with her talons #and I’m the mean time you can like those things like no hate or whatever but #don’t fuckimg say hear me out about it you dork ass

[o-kurwa]

Ex French Foreign Legion soldiers fighting with Ukrainians against Russians

#funny that they say kurwa instead of whatever word they have for fuck #proves thst kurwa is the best swear word there is #it's the hard r doing the magic #Poles served in the same army hence the usage of 'kurwa' among these French soldiers

[exciting]

you know what, this website’s hate of French people MIGHT be justified because yesterday my partner and I had the first fight we have had in over two years of dating and it was over a FUCKING croissant

#he wanted to get a croissant to dip in soup #the soup was fucking lemon veggie soup why the fuck would you put Brest - especially CROISSANTS - in a citrus soup #I wanted a little treat he called me pretentious #and then he tasted the soup and DECIDED IT WASNT EVEN A BREAD DIPPING SOUP ANYWAY #to quote docm77: anyways … what #this post is chaotic start to end tags I know and I don’t care #anyway we good now and the croissants went stale so I guess neither of us won huh #as the French say: c’es la vie or whatever

[lys-jeorge]

Something which always pissed me off about ARMY but I had forgotten about is the dumbass "no you can't interpret art, wait to be told what it means and accept what you are told as the one and only meaning", like I'm sorry for thinking they're more intelligent and creative than you do, but when I see obvious symbolism I'm not gonna pretend they're too uncultured or unintelligent to have done that deliberately

#also like #sometimes it's #until someone says something you can't think it #but also you can't accept when they say it in any way except a fucking press release #say it with symbolism? no they're too dumb don't read into the conscious choices they make #say it in a song? no it's a song it isn't real life #like ok wait for things to be said to you sure yeh ok yeh #... do we have to be so fucking specific about the formats and languages we're told in? #cos i'm sitting here like yeh they've said all this shit #so why are you still waiting for it to be said #you not speaking this language #that being symbolic languages not korean or english or french or whatever #doesn't make it any less said #that's a problem with your hearing not their speaking #... #this is the problem with getting back into them with all the old moots gone #i don't know where the smart people are anymore #i need to search for them #bts

[the-halfling-prince]

Outlander S3:

Marseli: Listen here, you English whore-

Claire: 😶

Fergus: Hey that's my mom don't call my mommy a whore

#Fergus is like 'girl I know whores she's not one #Me when my adopted son marries my husband's stepdaughter. huh. #When I saw Fergus first show up in season 3 I still refered to him as 'the little French boy' like I know he's an adult now but he's still #my little French boy TO ME. To me. #Anyway this show is fucking insane #My favorite thing is how they exclusively call Ian 'young Ian' #Like young neil vibes #my posts #outlander #Claire is such a funny character to me like she's going through it all the time. If it's not one thing it's another #I loved when she was on that island and then Jamie and the others finally found her and one of the shipmen was like 'man his wife always #shows up in the weirdest places' and I'm like THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING #Give this woman a break #Also I just got to the part where Brianna (Briana?) Decides to go through the stones and HER OUTFIT! #I'm crying literally what #She really went 'yeah this looks 1700s enough.' Please. You saw the outfit your mom made to go back what is that #Wait no I loved the part where Claire put a zipper in her stays and Jamie was like 'girl what the fuck.' #Anyway yeah #I had no interest in this show but I'd be in the living room doing whatever while my mum watched it and I got hooked so we started it over #WAIT the part where William was like 'why didn't you turn around when you let's and Jamie said he didn't want to give him false hope #And then when John gray and William were leaving William turned around and you could see that Jamie was given that same false hope #Help this poor man #The amount of shit Jamie and Claire go through I'm so glad they have plot armor. #Also love the idea of Claire saying things in 1960s English and everyone going 'what is she on?' #Wait I need to know what was going through Claire's head when she decided what photos to bring of Brianna to show Jamie #Like 'oh these are cute. It really shows her personality and- oh I'm gonna scare the shit outta him with the bikini picture' #Girl what #Okay I'm done

[ignify-caligo]

I’m getting my shortest haircut in my life today - la gender shall be mine :3

#caligo talks #another win is me switching the colour from blonde to black #finally my mom ain’t shutting out my choices ( tho she saying ‘do whatever u fucking want’ in the angry mom™️ voice) so it’s a win 🏆 #idk why I turned French in that last bit but la gender it is lmao

[coquelicoq]

les misérables:

Cela même lui avait été plus facile qu'à Roméo; Roméo était obligé d'escalader un mur, Marius n'eut qu'à forcer un peu un des barreaux de la grille décrépite qui vacillait dans son alvéole rouillé, à la manière des dents des vieilles gens. (IV, 8, I, p. 341)

me: that's weird, isn't gens masculine? guess i'll look it up on wordreference in case it's also a feminine noun meaning something different.

wordreference:

Inflections of 'gens' (nmpl): pl: gens Toujours au pluriel quand gens = les hommes en général ou un nombre indéterminé de personnes. L'adjectif qui précède s'accorde souvent au féminin.

me: what the

frick frack

#um?? french?? why would you do that????? #'s'accorde souvent' WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF NOUN-ADJECTIVE AGREEMENT THEN?? IF YOU CAN JUST CHANGE IT UP RANDOMLY???? #the other thing i don't understand is why it's des vieilles gens rather than de vieilles gens #bc i thought that if you have a preceding adjective in the plural then it's de instead of des? #but i'm not upset about that. it's whatever #it seems like one of those things that people ignore half the time bc the default 'des' makes perfect sense #like 'des' for pl nouns is the rule and 'de' for pl nouns preceded by a pl adjective is the exception. it's just ignoring the exception #but to use vieilles instead of vieux! that's ignoring the rule itself. that's like. going out of your way to mess with me!!! #vieux is actually the bane of my existence. i only learned a couple years ago that when spelled vieil before a noun starting with a vowel #you don't pronounce the l! you pronounce it as a y sound and call that a liaison!!! #i guess TECHNICALLY the y sound (the palatal-labial approximant [ɥ] to be exact) is a consonant. but it's a vowel-ass consonant!!!! #IT'S SO VOWELLY. HOW CAN WE BE CALLING THIS A LIAISON #french #my posts #i love screaming at the french language. i just read the argot chapters which act like slang is some kind of deformed demon #so i'm just here to say: STOP ACTING SO SUPERIOR STANDARD FRENCH! YOU ALSO ARE FUCKING BONKERS!!! #language is beautiful but it's so fun to be mad at french specifically. for a couple reasons but the main one is l'académie française #fuck those guys in particular. you want to interfere with the natural progression of language so bad it makes you look SO stupid #got all these fucking fossilized rules and you don't even follow them. zero legs to stand on #if this were any other language ignoring grammatical gender agreement on a whim i'd be like okay sure that's how language goes #but since it's FRENCH. on se bat à l'aube. en garde motherfuckers

[vulcanette]

tired of pretending I don’t understand Fishman Island Sanji. I, too, would go absolutely buckwild over a bunch of sexy mermaids. I really would. It’s okay my petit croissant. I get it

#sanji #I have a tumblr blog and I used to talk about how I’d like certain characters or actors to like #let me lick vanilla frosting off their abs or whatever the fuck I used to say #sanji I get it. also he’s French he never stood a chance okay #personal #a small diary entry

[darlin-collins]

Yall i got my exact marks 😂😭😭

I'm bout to shit myself laughing

Arabic 17

Math 17.5

English 17.5

French 19 (i can explain i swear-)

Civil studies 12.5 (😭😂😂)

History and geographics 12.5 (only mad bc i spent all my time memorizing them😭😂)

Physics 16.5

Science 14.5

Islamic studies 19

#Im still not over that 19 in french bc THE FUCK YOU CAME FROM?? #Since when i know french #I barely know je suis or whatever #I do not study french AT ALL #the only time i did was a week b4 the exam #Btw yall gotta say thanks to ms.A #And ms.M #They're the reason for that #Other then this i just want to annonces the im no longer alex #I'm ✨Madame Alex✨(with the “le” pronounced as “li”) #UvU

[leatherbookmark]

actually yknow what, yeah jgy’s relationship to the Atrocities he committed IS interesting! it’s just that people are so fucking annoying about them,

#like the tingshan he sect extermination? so fucking unnecessary #and like. 'i warned you over and over again' maybe that's exactly what he wanted to avoid! knowing that jgs would have no scruples ordering #a whole sect thrown to become xy's enrichment #he su was right! jgs Was after becoming wrh 2.0! but in such a situation literally nothing could have been done #even if jgy nobly and heroically refused... he'd die. jgs wouldn't even kick him out of the sect -- despite how powerful the jin sect is; #jgy with his knowledge of jgs's plans would be simply put a threat. he'd die and then he'd be dead and jgy really Really doesn't want to #be dead. therefore: gestures. #like... the sheer Difference between jzx -- beloved best dad and a wife guy but above all a human equivalent of a soggy french fry #what are his political opinions? what kind of a sect leader would he be? what does he think about his father's policies? WE JUST DON'T KNOW #he's perhaps the blandest of the great sects' young masters. he was born blindingly rich and privileged -- all that built on other sects #suffering in whatever meaning of this word; because i don't believe jgs was a benevolent ruler who gave to the poor with a generous hand #-- and he. either is unaware of dgaf. and then you have jgy who has/stands by and watches as people are fiercecorpsified alive #For Nothing. as in i assume there was Something with a jin cultivator -- from what he su says there Was something -- but it was obviously #just a situation artificially engineered for this exact purpose. it's actually fascinatin; the way it all works #because it's... almost 1:1 what the wen/wlj do. fabricate an excuse (wwx being mean to wc/one of the jiang shidis playing with a kite #that looks like the wen symbol) -> intervene -> extreme retaliation in case the offending sect doesn't agree with the intervention #though llj have perfected it because they didn't even 'intervene' as much as 'captured the whole fucking sect' #~60-70 people. this also makes the question of jrs's death so interesting because if you look at the steps above it all checks out! #except it feels a/ needlessly cruel and b/ too... smart? calculating? for someone who's decided to keep sisi alive out of sentiment #on top of that... the timing... it just Doesn't Fit for me! #but if you don't approach it from this angle it just really creates a whole neat vortex of 'hhhhhhholy fuck llj is SO unnecessarily cruel #and horrible and for what! for what!!!' #good luck a-ling!! good luck buddy. #good luck. #shut up shrimp

[certifiedtrashmouth]

for someone who says she doesn’t like writing smut i sure do write long scenes of it

#another 10k word chapter what the FUCK #i said no more and then every chapter is ending up nearly there #save the leaves i guess #or whatever the french say

[mishkakagehishka]

Would you belive me if i told you that I studied french for 6+ years and nearly fully forgot the language. I won a fucking award as a kid becouse of french. I now only remember how to ask where you live.

Many such cases tbh but. 6+ years........ allons-y to revision i suppose

#mood tho i didn't study it as much but me with german #all i know is swears the conjugation of sein and the words “Flugzeug” and “schnell” bc i thought them Fun To Say. and also “Rock” #we were offered french in hs but i didn't take it bc the prof was Scary As Fuck but those who did went to Paris for an excursion </3 #not like i wanted to go to Paris... with its dirty Seine and..... pretty architecture.... whatever.................................. #asks

[the-winterstorms]

#help this movie has haunted me- #this fucking French frog did something to my psyche #I also found out there’s an canceled sequel #WHICH WAS TEASED AT THE END LIKE THEY WERE CONSIDERING IT #I will pay like whatever #money I need to finally make it real #as long that I can see myself/ Sona me making out with him #the movie is called #Freddie as F.R.0.7 #it’s on YouTube rn for free #trust me #the stuff that’s in the movie is like batshit #you will see things halfway through #that’ll make you say #“Who in the hell wrote the script and thought yeah that’s perfect just take it to be animated #someone get saberspark on this shit #the creation of this movie needs a damn documentary #digital art #art #artists on tumblr #drawing #my art

[soup-mother]

this is a niche one but instead of "they would not fuckin say that" it's "they would not fucking use American sign language".

ASL is not the only sign language. two british characters in your fanfiction would not be using ASL. England in fact has its own kind of sign language, BSL, that forms a sign family with many other sign languages around the world.

ASL isn't even the original member of its sign family, it comes from french sign language. do you know sign languages aren't related to spoken languages? that's an important one! it's not a direct 1:1 with people speaking English around the world. people in other countries don't learn ASL just in case they run into an usamerican or Canadian (who do often use it)

i know the entire world is the USA or whatever and sign languages do sometimes borrow from ASL for signs they don't have, but please be aware that there are other sign languages and families in the world that are not in fact ASL.

#my post #I'm just complaining about something lol #good morning #sign language

[aromanticannibal]

desperately trying to not be an asshole when i correct my non-native speaker friend on her frecnh

#i do NOT do it casually #i can understand what she says and she speaks basically fluently #but since were in french university learning english and learning to translate english into french (among many other things) when we're doi #that i feel like its like. important to correct her on stuff so she doesnt fuck up her own assignments #i did apologize and tell her i dont want to sound condescending or anything and she said it was fine #but yknow #(by basically fluent i mean she can be understood perfectly she just messes up on like. how words are gendered or how some words are used #and also registers like familiar casual or whatever the ffancy way to write adn speak is called in english #which again. not a problem in non academic situations. i can understand her and no one gives a shit if she doesnt gender the table right #(yes tables have genders in french) #in academic situations if i can help her remember some stuff and not get a bad grade then i do #anyways. terrible ramble im sorry #this is NOT me asking for advice i have already asked her if this bothers her earlier and she said its fine #so ill just do my best to not sound condescending bc i know it can happen really fast w/ me

[always-a-slut-4-ghouls]

Why are the Romance languages so much more fun to yell at people with? By comparison Norwegian and English are so clunky Spanish just flows. Maybe I’ll change my mind when I get better at the other two (I phrased this awkwardly. I meant Spanish and Norwegian when I said “other two” because Spanish is my, admittedly not fluent anymore, Second language and Norwegian is my, also not fluent yet but I have more of an excuse with that one, language) but in my experience so far one definitely feels more bulky, if that makes any sense?

#emma posts #you know someone is going to try saying it’s racism but Italian is like that too #I just barely know any of that #I’m very rusty at Spanish and new at Norwegian but so far my experience with Germanic languages (including my first) has just been more… idk #rough I guess? if i want to threaten a guy it can feel more like a punch #but cursing someone out feels more flat #Latin vs old Norse and old English is like that too #but I know Latin mostly from science #vs old English from classes on the history of literature in this language #and old Norse from books because I was bored I guess? #I’m not good enough at anything else that i would trust having a conversation in them #but in my limited experience this tends to track #except whatever the fuck French is doing. i feel like I’m clearing my throat when i try to copy French people #sorry but that’s just how it feels #especially Canadian French #I’m not really interested in learning German or anything tbh #but I am interested in being able to read some Nordic ones and just ended up digging deeper into my special interest languages #maybe it’s just because Nordic languages are slightly more familiar? not enough for conversation. but more familiar #as well as Spanish. which i actually could hold a conversation in at one point #I’m not really interested in French either #just more English. Norwegian. Swedish. Spanish. and one day Icelandic. #I WILL read those old books before I die! provided i don’t die young #i don’t care if i can get them translated. I want to read THOSE ones. #‘you have an English Bible and aren’t even Christian’ i don’t care! I want to be able to read the Icelandic one! I want to read what #my great grandparents did! I want to read the Norwegian postcard from my great grandparents family overseas #we got it translated. but it’s not the same! #and I’d also like to be able to speak the second most popular language in my country #that is probably more practical and i have had more experience with it #I just cannot get the gendered ‘the’s correct. la and el are currently my biggest hurdle #that and the difference between making my brain focus on practical skills vs my hyperfixations