#what if the knight talked in Hollow Knight

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Trapped) Hey! Can someone let me out of here? Anyone?

Jaune: Ruby? Sun? Coco? Professor Ozpin?

Jaune: ...Cardin? ...Ah, nevermind, not Cardin. I'm not THAT desperate! I'll just chill out in here.

Jaune: ...Can someone bring me something to eat?

#rwby #jaune arc #press start to laugh #what if the knight talked in hollow knight

[rp-meme-central]

Press Start to Laugh - What if The Knight Talked in Hollow Knight? - sentence starters

1. “Hey, I don’t witness nothin’. You live longer that way.” 

2. “I hope that wasn’t an antique or important or anything, because I don’t have the money to pay for a replacement.” 

3. “My memory should be fine. Maybe. I think.” 

4. “If I had any memories before, they’re gone now.” 

5. “That thing’s definitely gonna eat somebody.” 

6. “You know, I’m starting to hope I’m not killing townspeople by accident.” 

7. “It’s the nose, isn’t it? Chicks dig the nose.” 

8. “That was it? You need to work on your traps. That was embrassing.” 

9. “Aw, you’re adorable. I almost feel bad for kicking your ass.” 

10. “Okay, you’re getting smarter. Sorry for calling you dumb earlier. My bad.”

11. “You have got some nasty phlem going on there. If you weren’t about to die I’d say get that checked.”

12. “One of these is eventually going to give me a gumball.” 

13. “Psst. Your disguise isn’t really fooling anyone.” 

14. “’Stalking’ is a strong word. I just so happened to be in the same place at the same time.” 

15. “You know, I really wish things of immense power would stop knocking me unconscious.” 

16. “Why is nothing friendly in this stupid place?!” 

17. “I’m not comfortable with the way you called me ‘sweet’. You’re not going to eat me, right?” 

18. “I feel funny, like I’m incomplete. Odd.” 

19. “Holy crap, I remember. I remember! HOLY CRAP, I DIED! OH GOD!”

20. “Well, I didn’t expect to die, so we’re both a bit surprised.” 

21. “This rain is just like my soul. Wet, soggy, and probably acidic.” 

22. “Congratulations. You’ve ensured that the worst place ever will now never die. Good job!”

23. “My knees and that glass have something in common. They’re both shattered.” 

24. “Oh. Thank... you.... Yeah, I’m not eating this.” 

25. “Oh, that was probably expensive. My bad.” 

26. “The poo has gained sentience and it’s gonna eat us as revenge!” 

27. “Come on, _____! I thought we’d evolved past flinging feces!” 

28. “I desperately need a bath.” 

29. “No amount of bathing will take away the horror of what I’ve just seen.” 

30. “I appear to have walked into a very polite and well-mannered trap.” 

31. “Why don’t you go back to your nap or tending your lawn, old _____? I’ll bet there are whippersnappers on it right now.” 

32. “I am somehow simultaniously honored and creeped out.” 

33. “I am adorably deadly. But bring up my stature again and I’m lopping you off at the ankles so you know what it feels like.” 

34. “Yeah, maybe don’t lead with ‘We are friends’. Makes you seem suspicious.” 

35. “Why does killing things always end up hurting me?” 

36. “Oh, okay, we’re fighting now. Sure, I’ll kick your ass again.” 

37. “Do you know how bad you are at fighting? Or are you just so good in your head that denial has a new first name and it’s ______.” 

38. “What the hell happened to this place? It’s looking a bit... squishy.” 

#rp memes #sentence starters #press start to laugh #what if the knight talked in Hollow Knight

[raptorrobot]

i feel like i'm fighting for my fucking life here

#ultrakill #hollow knight #risk of rain 2 #baldur's gate 3 #there are absolutely more out there these are just the primary ones from games *i* play #it's totally fine to hc other pronouns tho like it's very obvious when it's just queer ppl having fun #i'm talking abt the ppl who default to he/him pronouns when referring to nonhuman characters #it's always he/him too . like what's up with that #i am an any pronouns user but it/its are my favourites #and i dunno Feelsweird when it/its is pretty adamantly used for characters ingame and ppl just throw it aside #'oh but it/its pronouns are dehumanising' that's the POINT !!!!! grrr #i like it/its because it makes me feel LESS human . i connect with these characters because they are inhuman and monstrous fundamentally #. you know #this is all in good fun btw i'm not that serious about this #just felt like it needed to be pointed out

[bonon-bobani]

secret talk

#hollow knight #pure vessel #pale king #what they're talking? idk...

[jorvikzelda]

i have played hollow knight for approximately 80 hours in the past 11 days

(alternate version with autism creature eyes/face as requested by my friend below cut)

#this was GENUINELY my best fucking attempt at little ghost i redrew their head Several fucking times and also the entire them once #i love them so much but i cannot give them what they deserve #decided to not even try drawing the hollow knight. they have Too Many Joints #but if i did their caption wouldve been something like ''third more fucked up sibling'' #would they be the eldest sibling? probably right? i could make an eldest sibling trauma joke too #the abysmal size difference here is Hysterical to me btw. it was Not on purpose i just cant proportion but its hilarious im keeping it #z talks #hollow knight #i did draw the autism creature face myself #no copy pasting here #also hornets legs are just lines bc i tried to make them more like in game but i coulnt make it work . so

[cordycepsbian]

"we're probably not going to draw our ideas for this because a lot of other people have done this crossover and we have too many crossover aus already" and yet, only three days later,

#bug fables #hollow knight #bf leif #bf vi #bf kabbu #bf chompy #stuff i made tag #we mentioned vessel vi earlier so we just. had to draw her #she still has a boomerang so when she gets the dreamnail upgrade it could be the... dreamerang #(we are booed off the stage) #kabbu is partly based on ogrim because they're both scarabs #chompers are just mobile fool eaters so of course that's what chompy is #leif is very normal. being constantly melting is typical for moths #we will stop talking here but if you want to know more about our ideas for this just send us an ask #because we do have old worldbuilding from thinking about this some time in the past

[potatobugz]

"tiso gets rescued after his loss at the colosseum of fools and recovers from his injuries" type au but cloth is the one who finds him. i think they'd be buddies

#rambles #hollow knight #GAAH IM HAVING LOTS OF THOUGHTS ACTUALLY BUT I CANT SHARE MY DOODLES #grips you by the shoulders. do you understand my vision #hollow knight spoilers #kind of ? #this is specifically a timeline in which the knight doesnt talk 2 cloth at ancient basin & she happens to be at kindoms edge when he falls #i like... thiniing of happy endings for characters. i know their deaths in hk were like resolutions for their characters in a way #like cloth died fighting traitor lord with the knight & tisos death is supposed to be ironic #like what im getting at is that they have meaning within. the story? the game. ugh. i cant word my thoughts #this is turning into me gushing abt the story again (which ill always gladly do) but right now im going to let my brain #sit in a stew. #listen ok. bear with me. hear me out. okay #ill be back with doodles this i promise you

[ashtonisvibing]

generation loss fans 🤝 hollow knight fans

matpat completely butchering the lore just to make a quick theory

add on: DID YOU GUYS KNOW YOU COULD ADD POLLS WHILE EDITING???

anyways for the next week you guys should let me know which side of the matpat chopping block you're on, i'm mega curious. i'm personally on both sides, kill me! :)

#ashton is talking #hollow knight #generation loss #there's probably others but those are the two that come immediately to mind #i'm guessing mr. patrick made another genloss theory #i haven't seen the first one cuz i don't like his content anymore #but i know ranboo reacted to it and i didn't hear much outcry #but i've now seen two posts about matpat butchering the lore so i'm guessing there's a second genloss theory #that or the outcry is still happening #if so i'm scared for what happened in his theory video

[dromaeo-sauridae]

Perhaps a whimsical quirrel

request too vague i spent a week trying to think of something to draw

#welcome to what its like living in my brain. that it took SO LONG to turn this request. into this #my art #hk #hollow knight #quirrel hollow knight #people talking to me

[vellichorom]

( via @maryssecretblog )

cracks my knuckles so hard i break my hands; ohh beloved mary i've been sitting on a mountain of bitterness since i first picked up hollow knight in 2020, & i'm sure i've said a couple of these things on main before but i'm laying them out again Right Now

the hollow knight fandom is fucking HORRIBLE about godseeker & i will never not be upset about it;

for being the gateway manifest to the game's infamous boss rush DLC that feeds us a little extra lore, leads to the ending most favor & introduces THE SHADE LORD - everyone's FAVORITE manifestation of the void & evolution of the protagonist... she is so painfully overlooked,

& if she's not painfully overlooked, she is disgustingly sexualized; her glorification of abuse by the hands of a god bastardized & taken to paint her as a pervert ( WHICH IS ESPECIALLY ABHORRENT if you stand with the idea that the protagonist is likely Not an Adult & the shade lord is undoubtedly The Protagonist ), her role twisted & simplified to be the shade lord's / the knight's bitch or wife or someone it needs to avoid because she's some kind of predator;

& if she's not sexualized or used as ship fodder, then she is treated as a horrible BITCH who deserves her death & every bit OF abuse one can fling at her because she dared not be nice to The Protagonist - nevermind that plenty of other characters can do the same or straight up KILL THEM & they're seen as fandom favorites ( see; Tiso, The Pale King, Hornet, fucking Everyone in the game ) & nevermind the fact that The Protag also invaded her mind without permission & started fucking around ( not that i'm saying it deserves to be bashed for it but you know. it did walk into the ass kicking arena (( the godseeker / knight dynamic isn't a fault of anyone's, it's just a lot of ' you did this so now this happens ' )) )

& i'm so. sick. can we take off our jackass glasses for 5 seconds & look at her critically, i'm begging you. hollow knight fandom. i'm going to strangle someone

godseeker is a FASCINATING character, right up there with all the higher beings themselves; godseeker is a character that hails from a far off land, presumably forsaken by the gods of it to the point that it stands in perpetual ruin, having toiled & crawled her way to hallownest in search of the pale king's divine light only to be met with a KINGDOM of powerful gods. only to be MYSTERIOUSLY locked up before being able to attune until you, as the protagonist, free her. & that pretty much unleashes a domino effect that has a severe impact on what remains of the kingdom, that has a severe impact on EVERYONE'S fate including her own, depending on what you do.

you can choose to take on the remnants of the kingdom's gods, slay the one causing the plague that took them all out, & in your escape from her mind, punish & kill the one who perpetuated their legends, & EVEN end up in purgatory with her, where now YOU are the god of gods, at the cost of your freedom as well as her's - to live in glory forevermore.

but oh no, she's the whore bitch who was a little mean to you & wants daddy god to punish her.

get out of my sight you fucking worm you know nothing

#twinkie talks #Hollow Knight #Hollow Knight Godmaster #Godseeker #HK Godseeker #YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ALL LOOK. YOU ALL LISTEN TO ME #& I COULD KEEP GOING ON. THAT'S WHY I MADE THIS ON AN ENTIRELY NEW POST #godseeker is so meaningful & important to hollow knight actually but half the fandom does not have the cells to see it #NOT EVERYONE. OF COURSE #& godseeker fans SURELY understand #but the things i have seen. i'm so upset forever #& to the godseeker fans i'm so fucking sorry you have to bear witness to this bullshit same as i #whew #hi mary sorry mary do you understand mary <3

[howlingday]

Pyrrha: ...Maybe dreams aren't so great after all.

Jaune: I'll say. You ever have the one where you're naked in school, taking a test you didn't study for, and you're being chased by a tornado? No? Just me? Okay.

#rwby #press start to laugh #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #what if the knight talked hollow knight

[gooperts-gunk]

there is not one universe bbh has been in where he does not face the dilemma of a toxic relationship it's not even funny anymore he NEEDS to have unhealthy relationships in SOME way skull emoji

#he will take crumbs from glados and wheatley girl you deserve better #“what about hollow knight” the one where he's constantly seeking a queen but they're all dead or soon die??? and the daddy issues??? #goopert talks streamers #badboyhalo #liveblogging

[trobbio-silksong]

I do NOT remember the Original story behind this but thk goes to see grandma wyrm

#this was in early 2020 hdgdbshs. for a discord server i was in #i dont remember the exact story beat of the au that was being talked about but from what i DO remember #smthn smthn thk is found to be not hollow smthn smthn pk takes them to see his mother. or his mother comes to him??? #i think its the 2nd one #hollow knight #nighty arts #the hollow knight #what are the tags. gooldord #sketch

[garagatos]

Drawing all p5 bosses: hornet

vengefly king

false knigth

gruz mother

moss charger

#no I didn’t forget I was doing this for like 8 months and then came back out of nowhere what at you talking about #hollow knight #hornet #little ghost #blue doodles #who is riley #ill also go back at practicing this time for real so that if i beat it maybe silksong will have to come out

[ashcoveredtraveler]

"That doesn't make sense to me, but then again, you are very small." -Treebeard

So I was inspired by this post by @bluegekk0. The vessels just a mass of tendrils and roots are pretty sick. But for some reason, my mind immunity thinks about the Ents from Lord of The Rings when I see the design. It would be fitting to consider that Ents are most likely the most powerful creatures in all of Middle Earth and the pure vessel fight can be absolute hell.

#hollow knight #my crack voice for PV is now Treebeard #try prying that out of my dead hands #hollow knight fanart #hollow knight lost kin #hollow knight greenpath #what if all of the vessels are frustrating to 'talk' to as well #hollow knight ghost #hollow knight oc #hollow knight pure vessel #hollow knight hornet #baby hornet #slightly lotr inspired art

[jorvikzelda]

bitches will get killed by a woman in a video game and be like oh my god you are so fucking beautiful I love you so so much. its me im bitches

#guess who just met hornet hollow knight #hollow knight #ALSO WHATS HER DEAL #GIRL STOP KILLING ME. TALK TO ME WHATS GOING ON IN THE WORLD #WHYS SHE CALLING ME GHOST. #does this have to do with how I can come back when I die but everyone else just Dies???