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cesium-sheep · 2 years
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honestly very rude of her to exploit my dogged desire to discover secrets to bring me back for a moment, intentional or not (I’m joking, although it is actually working)
#she only gave me three clues which is very rude!!!#1 they were discussing it#2 it has to do with the future#3 it is something worth informing me of as a unit (presumably because it is good news)#obviously nobody's engaged or pgrenant#given that you can only legally have one spouse and I'm the only one with a uterus#oh fuck I got sidetracked looking up pregananant and it turns out there's a longer version of previously on a drama#anyway that's such an unfairly small number of clues!!!#I can't think of anything that has to do with the future that would be news!!!#I know he wants to buy out his brother's share of the house and move us all in in theory!!!#and I know she wants to get into uw's psych program so we can go home!!!#what could it beeeeeeee#I suppose it could be that he trusts us enough to move with us next time even if we don't go home?#that would be very nice but it is important to temper my expectations cuz that's awful big#and it would probably take more discussion than that#what's a smaller hypothesis that's still reasonable then?#I don't think he'd actually miss christmas with all his family and friends to come visit us#especially since time is fake anyway and it still counts just as much if it's a couple weeks before or after#that's also not really very 'future'#can't be anything to do with work cuz I just talked to him about that a week ago#at least not directly#if it had anything to do with my care he would've just talked to me directly so it's not that he found a resource or something#it could be that his brother is willing to cut him a very friendly deal on the house?#that doesn't feel likely to be correct but it does feel like a more reasonable scale of hypothesis#cuz if you guess too big you make everyone sad.#maybe the neighbors agreed to the sheep fence?#but again why would he be discussing that with her?#it's being treated like an announcement more than a question#so it's presumably something I'm already implicitly on board with#oh shit maybe they're considering a vacation together? that still doesn't feel future enough but it's good scale.
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coconut530 · 3 months
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CHECK AND MATE ♟️
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dollsome-does-tumblr · 5 months
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i wish i could convince myself to actually write a new novel project, i miss it so much. i haven't managed one since finishing mine from 2018 in 2020!!!!! why won't my novel-writing abilities return to meeee???? i need some fun & all-consuming work, damn it.
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ghcstcd · 1 year
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I know someone is new to my blog and ghost (the band) fan art when they think my Omega design is just the Era 3 mask with ears, and that he looks TOTALLY the same underneath it :3
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facewithoutheart · 6 months
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Thanks to @larkral & @forabeatofadrum for the tags!
I’ve been playing in an old sandbox and not telling many people but this will be released soon so I thought I’d throw out a teaser:
“Come on, baby,” I purr, “don’t you want me to try and tame your little, red, love machine?”
His knuckles turn white with how hard they’re grasping the frame. “Always, but did you have to specify little?”
“I’m sorry to tell you this, love, but your prick is smaller than a Corvette.”
Simon sighs and opens his eyes to glare at me. “You’re nowhere near as cute as you think you are.”
“Nonsense.” I pop open another button. “I’m infinitely cuter. Now say the line.”
What could it beeeeeeee?
Tagging @jbrrring @sillyunicorn @mostlymaudlin @martsonmars @stardustasincocaine @bookish-bogwitch @thewholelemon @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @skeedelvee @wishwars @confused-bi-queer hi hello welcome to the nightmare
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fictocrafts · 2 months
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AM BACK BAY-BEEEEEEEE!!!
That's right! I finally finished and perfecting as much as I could to launch my new website! What's included:
A "Who & Why" Section
Ficto Terminology for Beginners
Contact Page and Ordering Info
And...
The new Ficto-Heart Stickers at $4USD each!
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Best of all, I am celebrating with 15% off all orders until next week, March 12th, at 12AM EST! Use code LAUNCH15 when checking out! Again, thank you to all of you for being so patient. This is my first time using BigCartel and hope it will be better than Etsy.
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benjaminthewolf · 1 year
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Cellular Machinery (BF pred, Hex prey)
Ayo @starlightgirl242 come get yo juice!
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The open, emerald grasses living within the sun-doused summer fields were gently swished about all by the silent, delicate breeze whilst the two revered rappers known only as BF and GF lay peacefully and in compounding anticipation upon the classic, red and white checkered picnic blanket that protected both themselves, but perhaps more importantly, their food, from the naturally filth-laiden dirt and ground underneath them. The both of them were yet to take even a single bite out of any of their previously laid-out meals, and this was for good reason, as they were, indeed, still waiting. Waiting for what, you may ask? Waiting for someone, of course, as the two of them always tended to be. This particular someone was a person they had first met nearby. BF swiftly noted towards the small, yet well-kept and now, practically immortalized basketball court laying a little ways into the distance, with a soft, acknowledging nod. He would be here any moment, the both of them knew it. And though the both of the rappers were entirely aware that this person was unable to eat human food, ultimately, that did not matter at all, as what they were looking for that day was not anything close to an experience pertaining to the food, but rather, an experience pertaining to the main man himself, the tall and slim basketball robot known far and wide by-
“HEX!”
“THAT’S RIGHT! IT’S ME!” The friendly, enthusiastic robot immediately called back as he placed a robotic claw hand against his chest with a chuckle, in response to the two rappers’ exclamation.
Hex was wearing the same ol’ set consisting of some basketball shorts and a jersey, just as the day they first met. He was currently carrying with him some sort of bag, however, one that you would use for carrying the groceries out to the car, as he made his way closer to the blanket.
“Don’t worry, it's biodegradable!” Hex rushed to quell his friends’ fears as he sat himself down onto the soft, felted rectangle of thread. “Anyway, are ya ready for me to reveal this here bag’s mysterious little secret?”
BF swiftly sat up in curiosity and amusement. “Ooooo, so did you like, take some time and try to make something for the occasion?” He casually asked his robotic buddy.
Hex proceeded to do the robot equivalent of blushing as he awkwardly placed a hand behind his head. “Err…no. Us robots have no need to learn how to cook, we don't even have kitchens in our homes. I just, kinda, grabbed it from the store.”
“Oh.” BF thus replied. “Ah either way, I’m sure ya must’ve picked out something delicious for us, so why don’t ya go ahead and lay it on us?”
“Caaaaaan do, BF!” Hex gleefully perked back up upon the teal haired man’s prompting, before beginning to extend a robotic arm into the depths of the bag. “...aaaaaand the enigmatic contents of the bag are revealed to beeeeeeee…………..”
Both BF and GF were at the edge of their metaphorical seats as Hex continued to draw out the “be”.
“.....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…..”
BF did an excited pumping motion with his arms and clenched hands, whilst excitedly shaking just a little.
“...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee……”
GF would soon join in afterwards, her eyes widening intensely like a mouse lemur whilst she subconsciously held her breath.
“..EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-BANANA BREAD!”
GF just couldn’t help but let out a little “WOOHOO” instantaneously after the reveal, causing her beloved BF to carefully place a hand upon her shoulder in order to get her to calm down. “...sorry…” she ended up bashfully apologizing.
“Oh no apologies necessary, GF!” Hex calmly responded as he gracefully lowered the store bought container of banana bread onto the blanket, before subsequently popping off the lid.
BF just could not help but start to instinctively drool at the sight of the wonderfully baked loaf of bread, even if it was, indeed, store bought. He began to rub his hands together in his apprehension as he let out a preparatory “Oh yeah…”. Taking hold of his paper plate and scooting a little ways towards the banana bread, the ravenous, eager man proceeded to give a slight lick across his lips with his tongue, before yet another complimentary action almost immediately forced him to pause. That being, of course, the instinctive, deep set gurgling that naturally emitted from his stomach area.
Positively turning red, BF went on to swiftly place both hands over the area, whilst promptly apologizing for the noise.
“*pfffft!* Oh, BF!” GF lightly chuckled whilst lightly slapping a palm against his back. “You don’t have to apologize for that!”
“Hehe…I uh…erm…yeah, yeah I’m sorry…I mean…I’m…not…nevermind.”
Eventually turning their heads so they may once again face, Hex, BF narrowed his brow. “Uh…Hex buddy…you…you alright over there?”
The normally sociable, perky robot seemed to have oddly turned more inwards for the moment, presumably since he appeared to be deeply locked within his thoughts for whatever suddenly prompted reason. BF wasn’t exactly keen on interrupting him at this point, and was just planning to turn his face back around to face GF and thus converse with her for a little while, before Hex suddenly gave a “Hmm?”, prompting both of his biological buddies to once again turn their attention towards him.
“UH, OH, OH, RIGHT, YEAH UH…I WAS JUST…” Hex frantically began attempting to explain.
“Y-you don’t need to rush trying to tell us, Hex…” GF nervously replied before Hex finally appeared to get back a grasp on his words.
“I was just thinking…uh…that is, I was just thinking about how all your organs and stuff work, like, I know how it works superficially, but it's still just so fascinating to me, ya know? How all those individual little cells come together to work as one, and how they each have their specialized little jobs, and they get all their instructions from a central nervous system, the brain and all that…it’s…its all so similar to how us robots work, except, we get our fuel, or, power or whatever differently, and…that’s why I was so intrigued by that sound. Ya get it?”
Taking a glance at each other before turning back to Hex in order to give him simultaneous nods of understanding paired with friendly smiles of consolidation, BF and GF gave some soft, lighthearted chuckles.
“Oh, of course, Hex!” BF warmly responded. “We definitely get it, don’t worry!”
“Ya gotta remember, too…” GF began to add on. “I’m technically not a human either, I’m a demon, and I, too, have certainly taken an… interest in… exploring the human body with BF.”
Letting out a rather irritated groan at his GF’s dumb joke and slapping a hand upon his forehead, BF eventually managed to glance back over towards Hex, who appeared to be completely oblivious to the situation.
“Wh…what does that mea-” he began to hesitantly ask before BF shut him up.
“Trust me, you don’t want to know.”
“Well…no I was just…”
“YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW!”
Shrugging his shoulders in confusion, Hex just simply accepted BF’s warning and instead changed the subject back to the original topic at hand.
“...anyway…I’ve always wondered what it would be like to be food…like what the whole journey would be from its perspective. Like, ya get to see what goes on inside those mystery chambers of flesh, ya see?”
There proceeded to be a slight pause for a moment, where Hex merely dwelled inside his thoughts for a while, leaving BF with enough time as a result to give GF a little flick on the arm if only to tell her “not funny”. Eventually however, the stillness was all but destined to be broken, though not by any sort of subtle means at all. No. Instead, what brought the three picnickers out of their previous state of silence was an instantaneous, boisterous cry of the two, simple words that were:
“I’VE GOT IT!”
Zapping straight out of their previous mullings over the joke, BF and GF promptly faced Hex in their startledness, just in enough time to watch him therefore murmur out a sentence that was along the lines of: “Just gotta activate this here, and…” before a slight clanging and whirring of the robot’s mechanical parts began to flood the air. Neither BF nor GF had even a chance to ask what was going on, before Hex had shrunken himself down. All the way down to about the size of a blueberry, in fact.
“I KNEW THAT THE SHRINKING MODE OPTION WAS GONNA COME IN HANDY ONE DAY!” Hex ecstatically called out whilst victoriously pumping his hands in the air, presumably over the fact that the previously mentioned “shrinking mode option” had worked. Casually glancing up at his two biological friends above, Hex was almost immediately forced to calm his enthusiasm upon taking notice of the shared, stagnant gazes of equal parts shock and confusion radiating off the faces of BF and GF. At first, he was a little concerned, before the realization finally hit him.
“Oh…yeah, that’s right.” he awkwardly stammered out. “Uh, yeah I can do this. Heh.”
It was still going to take a considerable amount of time before the two relative giants were finally able to process all they had just learned, however, as Hex was made well aware just a couple of seconds later, causing him to eventually, in the middle of the wait, give out yet another little “Heh.” with just a little hint of tiny, pixelated sweat dripping down his TV screen face as he did so.
After about a minute, however, BF finally managed to somewhat regain his bearings, and promptly shook off his previous state of being with a sputter before speaking as such.
“Blueeegh…man…” he incomprehensibly stammered out at first. “Ok, first of all, please don’t just instantly knowledge drop us like that ever again.”
“Hahaha…y-yeah…yeah I won’t. I won’t, I’m sorry.” Hex uncomfortably managed to respond.
BF gave a nod. “Alright. Great.” He proceeded to simply take in and out a deep breath while prepping himself for what he wanted to say next. “NOW…” he suddenly called out, before he momentarily cut off his own words once again. “Now…now that we have that out of the way…” BF promptly moved the process of conversation forwards as he picked up his paper plate with one hand and take hold of a slice of banana bread with the other as he spoke.
“...do ya still want to pretend you’re my food?”
“YES!” Hex similarly perked up in just under a single instant flat whilst taking a comedically over exaggerated leap forwards onto the blanket.
Sensing his robot friend's current, rather unabated enthusiasm, BF proceeded to carefully set down his paper plate somewhat in front of Hex, so he may be able to climb up onto it and make his way onto the banana bread as such. Silently watching over his currently miniaturized buddy as this happened, BF would eventually lift the relatively light paper plate back up to his face with a reassuring grin whilst Hex upon the banana bread gave a little thumbs-up symbol via his TV screen, confirming he was ready.
Thus, with nothing more than a confident, narrowed gaze bearing down onto his miniscule, mechanical main man Hex, BF finally unveiled his maw.
Hex’s pixelated eyes began to grow wider as he stared in fixation upon the slimy, heated, pink chamber that lay before him in all of its previously (by himself, anyway), unexplored glory. Hex was able to tell implicitly via his motion sensors that he was being lifted up upon the banana bread, presumably by BF himself. Soon thereafter, of course, he began to be advanced incrementally all the way inside of the thing, its comforting warm aura practically dousing the robot’s heat sensors as he suddenly managed to shake himself out of his trance, in order to consciously consider the anatomy laden before him.
Of course, Hex knew the majority of the constituent parts by name. Tongue, gums, teeth, heck he could even prompt himself to go further and specify incisor teeth vs molars if he wished, but that was not really what was interesting to him right now. Those parts of the body he was already well familiar with, and it was more so the additional, esoteric, and niche aspects of the wonderful, fleshy cave that he wished to learn more about, as well as gain a level of intimate experiential knowledge that no amount of book-study could ever afford a person.
Thus, the singular second before BF finally laid down the banana bread onto his tongue, which would of course prohibit him from being able to speak clearly, Hex managed to pipe up, so he may get in one question before the opportunity had passed.
“Hey BF…” he casually opened up his statement. “What’s the name of that little, dangly thing hanging at the back of your throat?”
“Hmm?” BF was naturally forced to pause. “Oh. It's called the uvula!”
“The uvula. Huh…” Hex softly repeated back. “...and…what is this…uvula…’s function?”
“Uh……” BF then began trailing off. “...I…that one I don’t know. I think uh-”
“According to Google, its main purpose is to secrete saliva, but I don’t remember any major salivary glands being located at that spot…” GF suddenly butted in whilst gazing curiously at her phone.
“There’s plenty of microscopic salivary glands located all over the mouth! I’m sure the uvula must have some, too!” BF added on.
“Well…yeah…” GF began to reply. “...but…then wouldn’t that make any internal tissue of the mouth’s job to be to secrete saliva?”
“...maybe?”
“It also says here that when you swallow, the uvula moves backwards and prevents food or drink from going up into your nose.”
“Ah…okay, now that makes sense.” BF managed to conclude. “ANYWAY-”
Hex, having become rather engrossed in the conversation, was taken by considerable surprise when said conversation finally stopped, thus leaving BF with nothing left to do other than place the banana bread slice down onto his tongue, carefully take his fingers out of his mouth, and finally, snap shut his jaws, resulting in an echo which caused the shrunken Hex, having been programed with human instincts to somewhat jump at the sound.
BF proceeded to keep his lips closed as he carefully lifted his jaws and maneuvered the banana bread over towards his teeth using his tongue, making absolutely sure he wasn’t biting down on anything hard as he did so. Hex was observing carefully as all of this happened, taking extensive mental notes on the process and tracking each minute movement of both the lower mandible and the tongue, whilst the two arrays of teeth separated for the first time after the very first bite had been taken. BF went on to give Hex a few moments to observe the aftermath of said bite, before bringing down his teeth once again. Hex was now able, as a result of all that lead up to this, to witness full-force the human body’s process of chewing inside the maw.
BF’s grinding teeth were beginning to gnash and chomp the formerly recognizable form of the banana bread into a mushy globular paste of food that then proceeded to be flung onto the middle of the tongue, where it was then to be swished around and wetted by the ever-prevalent saliva as more and more of the banana bread coalesced into this doughy , nutritious paste of indeterminate form and size. Hex, in between all this, remained upon the last piece of the stuff that was yet to be touched by the teeth, and as transfixed as the robotic man was by all of this, chewing, he still knew quite well that he had to get off of the bread eventually, and thus managed to slip himself down onto the sticky, gooey mess that BF was now carefully maneuvering towards the back of his tongue whilst the final piece of the bread was finally mulched down into a pulp.
Hex then turned his attention onto the now gaping, wide-open entrance to the throat area below. Currently, for the moment being, there were two passageways he could see, and as he knew already that humans had their windpipes situated right next to their esophaguses, this was no real surprise. Eventually however, as the sloping, slick back of the tongue caused the glob of food that Hex was currently on to slip deeper and deeper into the gullet area, the miniature, metal robot would thus come to a new discovery, that being, the way that the human body avoided choking literally every time it swallowed was that a tiny flap of skin that Hex wasn’t sure the name of, nor was he really going to ask at this point, safely covered up the windpipe, so that the food could go down the right tube. Hex knew the system wasn’t failproof of course, given he had the instructions to perform the heimlich maniver stashed away within his memory, but still, at the very least, it was something, rather than nothing.
Nonetheless, once Hex had gotten finished musing over this new discovery, he almost immediately made yet another new discovery. That being, of course, the discovery of: “Oh yeah, I’m inside the esophagus right now!”
Therefore turning his attention onto the slippery, pink-ish walls all around him, Hex was thus able to understand how the human body ensured that swallowed food stayed all the way down. The tiny, currently fixated robot observed in wonder the rhythmic squelching motions of the esophagus as it worked to squelch down its recent meal. Hex nodded his head in understanding as he stored away this information into his electronic memory storage, now focusing his attention downwards, wondering just how long, exactly, it would take before he ended up inside of BF’s stomach.
Luckily for Hex, however, he was still able to make a couple of new discoveries whilst still inside the esophagus. BF and GF on the outside could tell that at this point, Hex had disappeared behind the former’s collarbone. This meant that soon, the larger man’s heartbeat would become audible. Thus, sure enough, Hex was soon able to pick up the constant, pulsing echoes resonating around the area deep inside of the chest. He of course already knew what was making this sound, he just found it curious he was able to hear it at all.
Finally, though, it wouldn’t just be BF’s heart beat that Hex was able to detect. Again, the, at this point, rather excited, blueberry-sized robot did indeed know what those sounds were, and where, exactly, they were coming from. Those gurgles and rumbles just could not be mistaken. Though he was limited in his movement by the tightened, constricting walls against the esophagus, Hex was still jittering uncontrollably from the absolute overload of anticipation that was coursing its way through his system at the moment.
Upon long, long last, however, Hex was able to take note of what is formally known as the lower esophageal sphincter, though he obviously had no way of knowing that. Barely even able to control his excitement at this point, Hex’s pixel smile began to grow tenfold. Before, in due course, his head was squelched through, thus giving ample opportunity for his body to follow suit.
Hex then proceeded to plunge all the way deep down inside the growling, grumbling chamber of the stomach, along with all of the banana bread of course. Sticking a splash landing inside of the messy organ, Hex was soon to be splattered with a doughy mash of banana bread that forced him to stumble slightly backwards within the liquids as he rapidly shook the stuff off.
Still in the process of recovering from the initial plunge, Hex somehow managed to tread all the way over to one of the stomach’s walls, at which point the slight shifting motion caught his attention. Hex turned to face the slimy wall. And then, it finally hit him.
“I-...here I am…I am…here!” he only somewhat sensibly muttered out as he began to take a gander around him.
It was at this point that BF on the outside felt it was a good time to attempt to communicate with his robot friend once more.
“You doin’ alright in there, Hex?” he called all the way down with his head tilted downwards towards his guts.
“Huh?” Hex suddenly replied in confusion. “OH, RIGHT! Uh…yeah I’m doing…oh wow this is…uh…you think you can just…let me take this all in, y’know?” he managed to stammer out despite his awe.
BF gave a swift nod. “No problem, buddy! I’ll just leave you to the experience! Don’t wanna be breakin’ the immersion after all!”
Seconds after he wrapped up his sentence, however, BF felt a hand upon his shoulder. Naturally, he presumed it to be that of GF. BF cocked his head to the side in confusion from just what she was trying to do, whilst the mentioned beloved girl gazed warmly into his eyes. Giving the man a cheek stroke as she did, GF thus caused BF’s body to perform an instant blush. The rather love-jittery, teal haired man thought he understood from this just what GF wanted to do and began to adjust his body for it as such. Placing his hands onto the quilted ground with a chuckle, GF proceeded to reach out with her arms, before she finally placed them both onto BF’s stomach. Rubbing around the area gently and silently, the famed and revered rapping couple lay comfortably and effortlessly within their loving, soft bind; whilst their tiny, bite-sized little robot buddy on the inside continuously soaked up the information that had been presented to him upon his initial arrival.
The first thing Hex had noticed was indeed the role of the walls, and how they endlessly churned and shifted in order to mash up the contents that lay in liquid form all around it. Hex was able to draw a mechanical comparison in terms of functionality to that of a blender, although no blender that Hex was aware of also possessed the capability to utterly liquify its contents into a sloshable soup, and in that end, the stomach appeared to pull ahead. Hex gazed on with astonishment as the goopy remains of the banana bread that he had indeed been swallowed with proceeded to be sizzled on around inside of the organ, mixed and mashed up within the messy conglomerate of food as it dissolved down into a liquid of its constituent nutrient parts. Hex knew that they would later on be soaked up inside of the small intestine, but for now they needed to get into small enough parts where said soaking was possible.
Hex could not help but stay completely engrossed. It was all just so fascinating! There was just so much to see! Hex had zero clue just how long he spent there in that position, simply lying against the stomach walls and staring. It could have been ten minutes, it could have been a full hour. All that Hex knew in this moment, no, in this experience, was that he was, indeed, learning. And to Hex in that process, that fixated state of mind, that was good enough for him.
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ducknotinarow · 4 months
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| @questionablemuses said: "BEEEEEEEE!" Mammon's not even bothering with who he accidentally knocks over, too busy rushing over to the Gluttony queen. He does hear the protests & grumbles, but he ignores them, a full pout upon his lips when he finally reaches her. "That shit was so unfair!" Arms now crossed against his chest, he huffs, still clearly upset that he had lost Fizzarolli. "Asmodeus & his big ass. He stole my best worker!" ( @ questionablemuses I told you uwu )
Bee's parties were so common in truth she couldn't say when she didn't had one ready and planned. Nothing was a better way to let loose and have fun then a good rager after all. The crowd mostly made up of imps and hell hounds. Because if any demons needed such a bash? it was them. Seen as the lowest demons on the so called ranking of hell. Well not here in her ring! not in her presence was that going to be an issue that would be a full blown downer to her whole festive events!
And thats excatly what she was doing now making the rounds through the crowd making sure all her guests were doing well drinking lots taking what ever drug they felt like indulging in hell even making sure the the snacks were basically endless. As she was strolling through the vibes of the place all felt right though hmm.
What was that? She could feel a slight off taste. Humming to herself as she tried to hone in on where that was coming from her answer was quickly given.
"BEEEEEEEE!"
"Oh!" Ears lifted up at the familiar voice as she turned to find the greed prince himself. Basically bulldozing his way over to her. She could just taste the distress in his voice as he whined out her name. Already she was frowning slightly at the sight arms held out to meet the prince as she let her wings flutter her over to him. "Aww what's wrong Mamo?" Looking over to the poor hellhound he seemed to knock over. Offering them a faint smile as she turned to lead the greed prince somewhere more private for them to speak. She had a small hunch what he was upset about, everyone saw the news out break after all.
"That shit was so unfair!"
Bee gestured for him to sit and sat beside him elbows resting in her knees as she offered a nod of her head. Letting Mammon vent out his upset when if it was such a sour feeling. Be best to help ease them out of it.
"Asmodeus & his big ass. He stole my best worker!"
She smirks faintly at the comment "big? Pft please for the sin of Lust, Asmodeus is flatter than all can be you think he could least get some back there to least be wroth checking out instead of being nothing but a flat ass board." She playfully comments on "got nothin' on yours hm Kay hun?" She offers as she bats her lashes his way then gently pats his shoulder. "Hey so you lost out of Fizz come now he was getting overused any way maybe time for a fresher act to work on right?" She offers trying to sooth his loss. "Sides clearly that Imp couldn't handle the gig and do you really want some Imp half assing it under your name Mamo? Don't think so." She states before moving to rest back against the couch. "Know what? I think you need the best drugs in all of hell I shouldn't be dipping in the stack but see how I can get my hands on more" she thinks on it "Nah you earn the best ill toss in the best booze as well your worth it after all well get you outta this funk you don't need that Imp right? Let Ozzie have them you got a brand new fresh act now right?"
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crusherthedoctor · 7 months
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Eggman: poor little things
Crusher: HEY, DON'T GO THERE... YET, YOUR CHARACTERIZATION MIGHT BE NOT WHAT IT SEEMS, IT COULD BEEEEEEEE
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avaritia-ffxiv · 1 year
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Do you have a favorite character? Do you have one you wish you had rp for but don't yet? Can you tell us a bit about either / both?
Oh oof. If we keep this to FF14, like, I love all of my muses, but I’d still need to say that my straight up favorite is Saahe. He was the first, he’s my main, the one I’ve spent the most time with, and also the one shipped with my favorite NPC. What’s there not to love for me (and also out of my characters he has the most meaningful relationships with Angoul and Aelfrun, two of friend’s characters, which adds to it. I love ‘em all).
As for who hasn’t had an rp yet, that’d beeeeeeee Ash n Runa and Dzudzu n co.
Dzudzu I think is a bit more difficult character to interact with just because he’s so fickle that it’s hard to get anything meaningful going with him, and I do love meaningful. So for him I’d kinda hold off until I found the right person with the right character to write with so we could get something other than “was a good time, I shall now proceed to forget all about you!” on his part. I don’t really enjoy one-off threads; long-term story-building is what I’m after. But yeah it’d either need to be another Xaela that hit it off with him because he is biased for Xaela, or just someone else who either had such good synergy with him or challenged him to a point where he couldn’t just write them off.
So, he’s on hold until such a person comes along, but who I would more actively hope for a thread for would be Ash n Runa. She’s my second oldest character creation date wise and I do have a very soft spot for her despite how awful she is on the outside, but I’d just really, really love for her to make some buddies outside of Ash and get some chances to work through her issues. Ash is great for her, but he’s only one person.
Of course with her being a little ball of undiluted rage, Ash is kinda semi-necessary as a buffer ‘cause she’s not likely to get anywhere with anyone otherwise. Either the other person won’t take her shit at which point it’s... Not likely to end well for anyone, or they will take her shit and she’ll lose respect for them, or they’re oblivious to her shit and she’ll take an extra disliking to them.
How I’d handle her, then, would just be to either have Ash present, or introduce Ash and the other character first before bringing Runa in later ‘cause she tries to behave herself for his sake, extra so if he’s friendly with someone ‘cause she doesn’t want to ruin his relationships. And Ash is far easier to get along with on account of being a total sweetheart. Of course I don’t want to delegate him entirely and only to the role of enabling interactions for Runa, but that’s definitely one job for him on the side of building relationships of his own. I'd imagine he’d mostly just need someone who wasn’t a total asshole to him or in general because if he can’t see you as anything other than an ass then he’s not going to stick around (or rather, Runa won’t let him stick around to be a doormat as he’s kinda wont to do).
Although one new opening was made by my shenanigans of fantaing Runa into a Xaela, and that’s the whole she wasn’t born a Xaela and doesn’t know that much about about the Xaelic cultures. Considering she’d still love to learn, tossing a Xaela at her would most likely have her to try to curb her worst behaviors for the chance of getting some new infos.
And then of course there’s also Rise and Darcevain, but I haven’t finished their blog yet and I’d honestly need to give more thought to what I’d like to have for them. Possibly some magically inclined Elezen, at least for Rise. Duskwight would be a plus most likely.
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okay what the fuck people. ess im so sorry about those shitty people in ur comments/asks seriously what is wrong with them. you don’t owe them shit as both a person and a writer & i hope they go fuck themselves like genuinely. their insecurity and entitlement is disgusting & i could not make this more clear that their ugly personalities make them ugly people.
anyways the newest doa chapter was absolutely phenomenal and you’re a fantastic writer <3 literally fuck those people fr.
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bee bee beeeeeeee.
thank you so so much for your kind words , they mean so fucking much to me . these kind of people really do need to go fuck themselves , don't they ??
WJDBECBBXX THANK YOUUUU for the compliments on ch 13 <333 I really loved her too !!
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softdomhailie · 1 year
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Newest audio for my patreon includes surgical gloves...... 
What could it beeeeeeee :3
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munsonology · 10 months
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Why did this man on the news commit multiple arsons and his getaway car was a Tesla 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 SIR HOW OBVIOUS COULD YOU BEEEEEEEE
And he got caught because some rando used martial arts to fight him 😭😭 like what in the chuck norris is goin on????
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deeeelightfuldee · 2 years
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What’s the earliest you could go to bed at night and feel okay about? i would freaking LOVE to be in bed at 8 (9 at the worst) every night, given the option. like i would love it. 
What time of the year do you dislike the most? february, march, april.
What is your favorite color to wear? neon pink, black, white.
Are you an overachiever? yes. that would be accurate in workplaces and school.
What physical feature do you wish you had (i.e. freckles, curly hair)? flat tummy, glorious hair, muscle definition, idk.
How long have you gone without shaving (girls- legs, armpits; boys- faces)? I shave regularly. i think the longest was when i had a cast on lol. obvious reasons.
What is your favorite thing about your life? my nephews/niece
Have you ever painted a picture of somebody? not to my knowledge, no. i mean maybe as a kid like of my mom or something.
Did you enjoy your past relationships? i had some fun ones. 
When was the last time you were in a pet store? my last visit to FL. sooooooo april? 
Who was the last boy that you saw cry? uhhhh i havent got a clue. i think i sent a pic of me coming out of a panic attack to k.
Does your mom know you do surveys? i think ive told her before but im almost certain she has no recollection of it.
Are you currently planning a trip? i wish. i have two trips planned that i didnt plan lol. i want to go see something. it’d be cool if i could do that in the summer for my bday or even the fall for a bday present.
How many plants are in your home? alive? like real ones? uhhhhhh probably none.
What movies have tripped you out? i seldom watch movies that trip me out.
Did you rollerblade as a kid? Do you still rollerblade? I never could. im not stable on wheels/blades lol. i legit broke my one ankle 3x in 2 years and my bones are weak sauce.
Would you take a dirty picture of yourself for someone you are dating? suggestive/provocative yes. nude? no.
Do you use earplugs or a sleeping mask when you sleep? I do not. that would not help me sleep lol
How picky are you when it comes to choosing who to kiss or not kiss? I can be quite picky lol. as soon as i determine there is something i don’t like, i’m like “yeah, won’t be kissing this dude.”
Has anyone ever whistled at you? Yeah. actually, josh used to whistle at me all the time when we were dating and i thought it was so cute.
Do you like scarves? I love them. but it isn’t weather for it.
Is your father homophobic? i have no clue. hes not a very kind/loving person so my guess is he could have some prejudices.
If Heaven and Hell exists, where are you going when you die? heaven :)
Who is the person that you are afraid of losing, above everyone else? mom is my lifeline. if I lost her right now id beeeeeeee homeless, heartbroken, idk. it would be awful. i hate that thought.
What is one thing that pisses you off pretty much everyday? nothing pisses me off daily. i don’t like letting things have power over me.
Is there anyone you know that you feel should consider therapy? EVERY single person. it is such a great thing for ANYONE.
Do you like any of the songs on Twlight, or the actual movie/saga itself? I havent seen twilight.
How old was the first person you kissed? i was 16 he wassssssssss.... 18? 19? maybe 20? he was a senior when I was a freshman so three - four year difference?
Last person to stand up for you? my sis against my dad in january of this year
Has anyone ever told you that you’re a good singer? yeah back when i used to sing in church and in plays
Do you ever watch TED talks, live or online? i used to online a lot for school but i haven’t much lately. 
Does it bother you when you see a 6th grader with a bunch of gadgets? i don’t care.
Did you buy yearbooks every year in high school, or did you not bother? that wasn’t a thing.
Jalapeños: yay or nay? yay but it can be overdone real quick
Did you ever play Minecraft? No im still lost at why people want to play something that has worse graphics 
Did you ever have a Club Penguin account? Were you a member? I saw it a couple times i think but i didnt ever get hooked.
What do you think is the biggest injustice that was ever done to you? abuse/neglect/assault
Can you honestly say that you always practice safe sex? i wasn’t given the choice
Do you feel protective over someone? very much so.
What is your favorite way to eat chicken? chicken in just about any way.
Are you a fan of seals? Sure.
Do you have a favorite pet? ben!
Have you ever played with toy cars before? absolutely. i have 6.. (almost seven..one is still cooking but is born this next month)  nephews so i get a lot of opportunities to do so
When was the last time you cried? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its been a while.
Have you ever touched a caterpillar? of course
Is there a YouTube channel whose videos you always watch? no i literally go on youtube like 4x a year.
Have you ever won a game of chess? never. i have no idea how to play
Do you enjoy staying at hotels? only if theyre exceptionally clean. 
How often do you bike ride? never. if i can help it lol
Are you any good at Ping-Pong? i do alright on it 
Does your best friend have any piercings? depends on who that is.
Why did you last laugh really hard? yesterday i got drunk with mom and i was laughing at EVERYTHING lol
How have you felt today? today was fine! 
What’s the latest you went to bed this week? 630am
Anyone told you a secret this week? yes a couple times.
In the next 4 months, what are you looking forward to most? school? work? new nephew? birthday, 4th of july
Do you have your driver's license? Yeeeep but i gotta go get the new “real” id
Who was your last text message from? better be K if he knows whats right for him loool
Do you use teeth whitener? not in awhile.
Do you iron your clothes? Not if i can help it but if it is needed, yes. i want to work in a way that my outfits are iron needed :)
Do you live near any volcanoes? no.
Tell me something about yourself that you don't normally tell people. uhhhhhhhh i dont offer up that my dad was abusive unless absolutely necessary
Who were you last mad at and why? A jerk at the gym
Do you think tomorrow will be a good day for you? yes i think it will be. its a holiday weekend
What is something that one of your family member collects? hmmmm. i don’t really know too many collectors in our family.
If you were able to set up a stand, what would you sell? bakery goods lol
Have you ever legitimately forgotten to do homework? oooofff.... i dont think so?
Depending on where you live, why might a day of school get canceled? snow. 
If you were given a certain amount of time to live, would you want to know? probably, i guess. Who is your favorite Disney Princess? belle
When was the last time you did something that you’ve never done before? What was it? the martinis were new for me. 
Now that you are an adult, which situations make you feel most like a grown-up? Which situations make you feel like you’re still a child? i love traveling. making calls for appointments or spider killing makes me feel like a baby lol.
What are three things/interests you are currently into right now? reading/art/traveling
What was the last small thing that really inspired you, that jumpstarted you to create or gave you a great idea? uhhhhhhhhhhh hm. thats a great question. I think my most recent inspiration was myself tbh
What are some things that you enjoy but you have no practical use for in your own life (e.g., baby clothes for a non-parent or school supplies for a non-student)? Do you still browse these items at stores? lol i LOVE school supplies 
Do you wish that you had more followers on any platform? Do you even pay attention to how many likes/comments/followers you have? I dont care at all. its not my business lol. 
Why did you move to where you’re living now? my parents moved here because mom was pregnant with me and they outgrew their other home. 
Are any of your relatives musicians? dad is a drummer and would play quite a bit. 
What color was the last swimsuit you wore? white with red/navy trim. :)
Can you remember the last song you listened to? no, i am unsure.
Are you more of a phone or a computer person? i love this laptop. so so much.
What months were you and your siblings born in? january, august, august.
What did you have for dinner last night? uhhhhhhh dang for the life of me i cant remember. OH a sub-in-a-tub from jersey mikes.
Ever peed in the pool? Be honest! No that grosses me out
Do you think “sleeve tattoos” are a good idea? If its tasteful sure
Ever had to take an inkblot test? yup!
Is there anyone you know who’s in any way paralyzed? yes!
Have you ever seen a walrus? uhhhhh im not sure if i have in person.
Does your bathroom have a theme to it? lolol no. outdated.
What’s something you worked extremely hard to get? T my degrees.
Are you nosy? probably could be considered so.
Who was the best kisser out of all the people you have kissed? ooooo. justin and i had it DOWNNNN.
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