#what a timeline

[aqours]

things i did not expect to see in the same day:

gumroad giving all nsfw content makers less than 24 hours notice to announce they are banning all nsfw to appease the puritans at paypal and stripe despite the fact they will lose almost all their sales

pornhub telling the puritans of the elected officials of texas to go fuck themself and refusing to comply with a batshit insane law and just blocking access to the site in texas (you need a vpn now)

#what a timeline #starposts #gumroad #pornhub #texas #paypal #stripe

[ahappydnp]

dan has now officially posted more videos than phil this year 

#what a timeline #doesnt feel right or natural #phil pull out another pmavedfaw

[bumblegadget]

SKAJAHAKHSHAUABAHA

#kojima-san noooo #what a timeline #hideo kojima #shinzo abe

[theprogressivesadist]

type

#type #aesthetic #mood #musak #pick a tag #lol #real life? #what a timeline

[garrandia]

ALUCARD IN CALL OF DUTY?????

BruuuuUUUUUUUUH

#what a timeline

[moonandstarsolar]

you are obsessed with each other we get it we get it

#moonsun #we are getting a vampire AU #what a timeline

[basslinegrave]

kids thinking gacha life videos are real lore evolved to thinking whatever character ai spits out is canon shit it seems

#what a timeline

[unresurgeance]

Coming back from life on here just to scream about the fact that motherfucking GÅTE WON MELODI GRAN PRIX AND IS probably GOING TO EUROVISION OMFG I'M BEGGING YOU TO LISTEN TO THE FULL VERSION OF ULVEHAM PLS FOR THE LOVE OF GODSKAJDINMDJD

#dude holy fock not even in my restless dreams #I've been knowing them since like.. middle school o guess and they've mostly being confined to norway since they sing in norwegian #they've been very niche but holy god HOMY MOTHER OF TRONDHEIM NEVER WOULD HAVE I THOUGHT OF SEEING THEM AT EUROVISION #WHAT A TIMELINE #gåte #melodi grand prix #eurovision #eurovision 2024

[hxroic-wxlls]

“Shiro please I have so much debt!!” Hahahaha

“ Don’t worry, you’re making a noble sacrifice… You’ll be honored as my personal hero. “

And if things really get bad, money-wise, she could always just borrow some cash from Jack. Surely, he wouldn’t mind.

#bxd kxrma #{ask answered} #{crack} #{the ripper’s student: ic} #somehow #throughout all possibilities #Shiro becomes the problem child #what a timeline #poor karma’s gonna go broke at this rate

[theophagie-remade]

Police bad but imagine being one of the people who are on Andrew Tate's case at this point in time

#awful person who's being investigated inadvertently reveals his location to cops because he picked a fight with a teenager on twitter #what a timeline #but also imagine doxxing yourself because of a pizza box. crying #mytext

[pippipfrootloop]

so who else hit the strict transmed to genderfucked-example-of-who-you-would've-made-fun-of pipeline

#like i look back on old things i've posted #in like middle/early high school #and i was just such a self-hating toxic GOON #i could write an ESSAY on how my gender feelings have changed #like i'm gonna finish my first year of college calling myself genderfluid #or agender?? #what a timeline

[mobius-m-mobius]

#the Nowhere Man who waits and the God of Stories who watches

#mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki spoilers #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #owenwilsonedit #marvel #dianagifs #😩😭 #what... in the most tragic of romances did i just witness #gotta rewatch tomorrow but cannot BELIEVE how okay i am with everything atm??? #their story clearly isn't done their burden is obviously going on without each other and they exist fundamentally connected #they've lost everything but being able to see mobius every step of the way is enough for loki to make the sacrifice #and mobius left for his timeline with no other purpose than to make sure loki could do just that #now they're lost without each other?? the only thing mobius can do is exist for a moment in loki's creation i'm UNWELL #god this is the star crossed angst that's gonna keep me going for the rest of my LIFE they're my everything #loki s2 spoilers

[ahappydnp]

trying to find a pattern like either of them care about a schedule

#trying to predict dnp when they don't even know what they're doing tomorrow #if dan uploads today then he'll have posted as much as phil this year.... #what a timeline

[hansoeii]

you'll make it back.

#WHAT WAS LOKI GOING TO SAY??????? #these two will be the death of me and I can't believe that first episode gave me everything ive ever wanted #I'm back in the lokius trenches #can't stop thinking about how connected they are through their timelines #how they're each others glorious purpose #and how mobius was ready to sacrifice himself for loki #and all that in just one episode #UGH #loki #loki season 2 #loki spoilers #loki s2 spoilers #lokius #lokius fanart #loki fanart #loki season 2 fanart #loki and mobius #my art #fanart

[theprogressivesadist]

Yep. That’s this timeline

#what a timeline

[melandrops]

CORPSE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#MY ANGEL #I MISSED HIM SO MUCH #OUGHHHHHHH #also the fact thatbhes in a pico park lobby with aoc wtf #what a timeline