#well fuCK me this got nasty

[cuethediscoandthedrinks]

..so this is like actually nasty. ur welcome whores ;P

mansk and ja + heat pollen ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ｡⋆

• it had been out on a mission, exploring the depths of the pandoran forest; initially it was a full-capacity task, but quaritch had since split you up into groups

• him, and a couple others, and you, ja and mansk to survey the borders on the west for any signs of na'vi interference.

• quaritch had entrusted that you three would be a solid group, but you most certainly had a reputation at headquarters for being a rambunctious group; although pretty quiet and reserved yourself, being a mere biological scientist, here to explore the vast plantlife, mansk and ja were full jock marines.

• stomping and clomping through the forest, virtually no interest in what surrounded them. you'd made sure to at least try and avoid stepping on any growing plants, but both of your colleagues took no issue with hacking away at stray vines, and batting past hanging leaves.

• and that's how you got into this mess. roughly bent over into the lush green earth below you; comms turned off due to the sheer graphic noises of struggle, raw fucking and being double-teamed by two of the biggest marines in the recom group.

• in ja's enthusiasm to reach the lookout tower first, he'd not even realised that he crushed the lightly yellowed, luminescent flower in the dense grass below him. the pollen soon escaped in short puffs, filling the air around you

• you and mansk had been not too far behind him, and soon enough all the three of you could think about was breeding. them filling you up deep, and full; thick gushes of creamy seed overfilling your pussy. all as your fertile cunt milked them dry

• that's you ended up being brutally, primally fucked by both of the soldiers; your face was smushed down into the grass, eyes clamped shut but fangs bared and the most lewd, graphic whines and moans erupting from your throat

• mansk had since forced the full-length of his thick, veiny blue cock deep inside your pussy; the way you clenched and dripped had him groaning out into the open air, with ja's lusty sounds not far behind

• he'd decided to lift your face from the ground, giving you a few moments of reprieve before filling your mouth with his throbbing length. ja's cock was certainly longer than mansk's, and in spite of your efforts to take him fully, you couldn't stop your hard gags and moans around him, drool leaking out as you slurped on his pulsating hardness.

• mansk had only been spurred on by such erotic noises, and began to rut hard and fast into your squelching opening; he stretched you out more than ja, but not by much. both of them were so tall, and so big, the only real difference from ja was mansk's bulbous, mushroomed cock-tip that seemingly couldn't miss your g-spot even if it tried.

• mansk's groans were becoming increasingly guttural as his hips pumped deep thrusts into you; soon timing themselves up with ja's bucks into your warm, wet mouth. your eyes were doing their best to stay open in spite of the rough, feral onslaught of ja's weighty cock resting on your tongue, but it was virtually impossible

• ja began to go hilt-deep, taking both hands and cupping your smaller head so as to gain a deeper angle; your gags had become a primal, lewd sort of noise--the mix of saliva and ja's precum dribbled out of your mouth onto the grass below you in long, milky strings as you lost yourself in the eroticised delirium.

• mansk could only watch as his colleague took you for all your worth; likewise how much you seemed to enjoy being taken so roughly. he knew you especially liked when ja'd bottom-out, because he could feel the tell-tale clench of your slickened, throbbing pussy constrict around his fatter cock--

• "..fuckin' enjoyin' this, aren't you?..j-ja-unngh-she takes me so good..fffuck-unnnhgh-and those dirty fuckin' noises..you like slobberin' on ja's cock, babygirl?..fuckin nasty.." he'd grit out, in between some especially curt, rough thrusts to your aching pussy

• and with his pulsing cock inside your warm mouth, ja'd soon become too aroused to even speak. after some especially graphic slurs and groans, he'd take himself out of your mouth; wrapping a hand around his now sticky length, he'd give you a few seconds of breath as he watched your expression.

• you'd given up trying to maintain any sense of self-respect or composure long ago, but only now could ja really take in the emotionality of it all--your loud, wanton squeals from mansk's rhythmic pumping into your hot cunt; your spitty, slobbery mouth hanging agape from ja's rough use; your face reddened in both pollen-stained lust and overexertion - it looked hot, and it made him want to spill his sticky, warm seed all over your face as you whined in pleasure.

• "..hah, fuck..you take it nasty, all fuckin' sloppy and wet..fuckin' gross sweetie..goddamn lucky she's got such gentlemen to indulge her fantasies--isn't that right mansk?" ja'd almost sneer out, as he lay some weighty cock-slaps to your fucked-out face

• his cock, so heavy with his creamy seed only made the sound all the more lewd; some wet 'pap pap pap's almost ricocheted off your flushed cheeks, reaching mansk's needy ears. ja'd only continue at the graphic sound, cupping his tightened sack between his fingers as he alternated between weighty slaps and smearing his pulsing balls all over your wet lips and warm tongue

• mansk could only groan in response, now too entranced with the way your cunt stretched and clenched around his girthy dick; he could feel the ropes of milky cum about to spurt from his cockhead, his thrusts staggering and legs quaking

• "...g-god...f-fffuck she's gonna take it ja..s-she's g'na-ungh--hunhgg--aagh..ffuck take it..f-fuck, fuck..agh..fuckin' christ.." was all he could muster as he unloaded heavy reams of his warm, fertile semen into your throbbing pussy

• your eyes were closed from the sheer pleasure of his movements, feeling the slaps and spanks of ja's wet cock across your face as you let them use you for all you had; that was until you opened your eyes--looking up, still being roughly plowed by the sheer girth of mansk's cock, you took in ja's expression

• he seemed a little..uneasy. his hand had since stalled in its movements, eyes widened in a lewd-glazed shock, ears flicked up; it was only after hearing the tell-tale drawl of your boss, paired with the wry laughs and scoffs in amused surprise from his colleague that it clicked

• "..well, well, well..look what we have here..should'a known you'd get distracted boys..but sweetheart..*tssk*..i expect better from you."--in spite of his stern tone, quaritch sported a dark smirk as he made his way over. slinging his gun around his back, he took no time in turning off his comm, batting mansk's now exhausted form to the side as he unsheathed his long, thick length out from his cargo pants

• "..you're a good girl, pretty..what'cha doin' with these nasty boys, huh?..tryn'a teach you about sex, is that right?..should be more careful darlin', silly boys like these'll stain you up..you're too pretty to go to waste, sweetheart"

• he'd tut out playfully, as in spite of the shame you felt at being caught out, your pollen-infused state only expressed more need in the form of some desperate gyrates into quaritch's cock..after he let out another wry chuckle at your movements, something told you this would be a long day.

fwooh! hot<3

#well fuCK me this got nasty #i want quaritch to patronise me 🥺 #hope u liked lovelies :):):)) #cuethediscoandthedrinks #mansk smut #mansk x reader #private mansk #colonel quaritch smut #colonel quaritch #colonel miles quaritch #miles quaritch x afab reader #miles quaritch smut #miles quaritch #miles quaritch x reader #na'vi smut #avatar smut #jake sully smut #jake sully x reader

[sergle]

update on ugly boy: still ugly 💗💗💗

#sergle.txt #sergle's pets #Hugo #I don't have any flattering pictures of him LMAO #updates since I last posted abt him: #the air has officially been taken out of his balloons. No more puppy worries! #he took it really well #AND he got BUHLASTED in the face by a skunk #literally THIS. morning. #truly awful. my poor baby. I think it got in his mouth #he got a skunk bath and now it isn't TOO bad. you have to have your face touching his face to smell it #(which I do. frequently) #he took it like a champ- the same way he takes everything! #I have to buy him a new collar though... and leash.... #also cats apparently fucking love skunk smell? news to me. #My nasty ass cat was rubbing on Hugo's beskunked leash that he was wearing when he got blasted

[outlying-hyppocrate]

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#random thoughts #for context. i am the son of a famous athlete. but my dad died. he got killed by a mafia associate #i would know. i was him. #and since i was sad i wanted a friend. enter crispin. #i forgot he existed so he decided that was a complete fuck-you to him and. well. h #but i gave him bitizenship and now he wants to fuck me nasty. good show

[keirawantstocry]

big win for the fitpac open relationship community

pac wants fit to kiss other people so badly

remember that prison clip..... yeah

#i like to think pac is like hey fit dont u want more bfs? #and fit is like what i have you why would i want more #and pac is like why WOULDNT you want more #cause fit is aware that pac is sleeping with like half the island #mike is his bf in a queer platonic way #pac and cellbit def make out and possibly fuck nasty dare i say #pac and etoiles i mean it speaks for itself #and pac flirts with tubbo #he's got so many bfs its insane #also shout out to felps he def wants him as well #so pac is just like fit why would you only want me when you can kiss so many other people #anyway i got carried away #mutuals <3 #terezicaptor

[gregoftom]

awful, just awful

#succession #tomgreg #biting my pillow like that dog meme #where do i even begin with this TOM IS LIKE A SCHOOLBOY WITH GREG ITS ACTUALLY INSANE #he reverts to like 20 years younger from his emotional swings to his obvious crush #and his EXPRESSIONS THROUGHOUT THIS SCENE BY TALOS MY STOMACH IS IN MY ASS. MATTHEW!!!!! #his hurt at the thought that greg might somehow be trying to blackmail him again to just sadness because of greg's fear of going to jail #his downcast eyes as he says ''yeah'' SHUT the up #like yeah maybe he's reflecting on his own hurt and pain at the fact that he's going to jail and shiv handed him another rejection #just before. or maybe. he doesn't like hearing greg suffer like this. i mean. from what i know about later #that tom is fully prepared to go to jail and ''throw it all out for love'' or whatever tf for greg's sake #it's just. it's plausible is all i'll say. it's very plausible when we think about that future scene. #idk i just think that people refuse to hear when anyone would say tom is absolutely GASPING to love somebody. like yeah he's got issues #but who tf is well adjusted in this economy LMAOOO even in these rich fucks' worlds nobody is #so i know. i'm not stupid i know he can be nasty. but so can all of them. GREG WAS PREPARED TO SUE GREENPEACE AJDLAKDAD #i mean idk if he will. but my point is if tom wasn't like that he wouldn't be such a good character imo. if he was just a straight up #asshole. who would care if something bad happened to him? i wouldn't. something that makes him so compelling to me #is that he can be SO WRATHFUL AND MANIACAL #but he can be so. so fucking soft and vulnerable at the same time. and matthew plays him so organically i just wanna fuckin WEEP #and then GREG here. he wasn't even thinking about using a connection of any way to get ahead he just wants to be saved. he's still early 20s #i believe anyway. and tom has taken care of him. looked after him #protected him. he always listens to him. he's learned that tom is there for him so ofc he's gonna plead for help but like. not directly #''just asking for advice'' = i'm fucking terrified how do i make it stop help me #hoe but keep it fashion #SORRY GOD I KEEP DOING NOVELS IN THE TAGS BUT GODDDDDD THIS IS SO MUCH evyerhting is sos oafujfdmwkqfd #ok i'm stopping now but anyway. they're important to me. sorry. sorry bye

[ikishima]

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#i tried to do the beighton test at home yesterday and all the joints that clearly passed are fine today #except my hands hurt but thats normal. ok my shoulders hurt too but thats normal. #anyway my fucking KNEES hurt so much. that was the only one i wasnt sure if i passed or not and i didnt push too much #it hurts a lot today tho i even took a gabapentin to try and see if that helps lmao #everyone i showed my videos to got freaked out and my mom said she suspected i had this??? I THOUGHT THATS ALL NORMAL #i didnt even bring eds up to my mom beforehand i just showed her and she was like yeah i thought u might have that. EXCUSE ME??? #x #my reverse namaskara is kind of repulsive though like i didnt know i could do all that. i dont need to see that good lord #like it looks like if u took a barbies arms off and put them on backwards . my shoulders are so scary genuinely i was grossed out LOL #i can reach behind my back over to my shoulder on the opposite side and wave hello . LMAO ew it looks so nasty tho oh my god eugudfdgj #whyd i just try it again. ok well now my arm hurts . i will stop doing that

[bunnyb34r]

Two medium, two topping, pizzas should not cost $50 with tip 😭 wtf is this shit

#marquilla #i mean mom got extra everything on hers so it was a full $7 more but like come on man 😭 its not even good pizza #the place that makes actual handmade pizzas with (nasty to me) Wisconsin cheese and is CHEAPER actually is carry out only #and mom said 'fuck that ill get what youre getting i guess :( ' #it's $50 including the tip idk if i was clear there #i add 'please' every time i add a request lol like 'make the meat crispy please' 'side door please' bc im overly polite (try ordering at a #sit down restaurant with me ill put you to shame with all my pleases) and i just hope that we dont get a stalker delivery guy bc of that #again. we had one guy who would recognize our name on the order and volunteer to deliver it himself 😬 stopped getting it there for ab a #year at least after that hoping to wait him out... #anyway i put please after every special instruction thing bc i know they get treated like shit and i wanna not be another asshole #oh i remember why he kept delivering to us like that it was bc i said please and i put in the delivery instructions #to have a nice day or 'drive safe' and he thought that was so nice. like well im a nice person... and i want you to deliver my pizza w/o #you risking an accident trying to be quick like dominos (look up why it's no longer 30 min or less) #dominos is such nasty ass pizza too omg sgsggsgs we got it ONCE bc DogCousin likes it and god never again #it was like $70 or something for 3 people yuck id rather nasty ass papa Johns cardboard shit than that #anyway shshshhs

[mwagneto]

I read somewhere that Sherlock Holmes could be considered to be an asexual, what are your thoughts? You seem to believe he's gay?

wym i "seem to believe" hes gay. he is gay. is this bait

#i hate any hc that isn't ''h&w are in love and fuck nasty'' but I'm not the holmes hc police ppl can think what they want #and i never interact with fandom beyond gifs anyway coz im so insane about him that it's #near impossible for me to find any non-gif content that lives up to my extremely specific image of h&w #but like again i dont like . care what other ppl think im happy watching every adaptation ever made and #being crazy in quiet #also we're watching rdj sh right now how did u time this so well #i got mail! #and also im very particular abt which adaptations i like and which i hate and most #if not all ppl have different opinions on that than me and like for the #sake of my mental health i literally cannot interact with any post or hc that is #influenced by OP liking the bbc version so . yeah no for the most part i don't interact with any sh fandom stuff #like idk what this ask wants. you can read him as a shape shifting alien too it's your mind

[kof-xiii]

infodumped to me mum abt my old line cook job and how clouded i am with nostalgia until i devolved to the more horrible experiences and i gradually felt my blood rise to my head now im woozy LMAO

#well ok so my first job was great. i loved everyone and everything there i genuinely will cite a lot of my experiences and skills rn with #that place and my boss offered to help me find a transfer to a branch here in van but bro #the branch here cant compared to back there and it was awful and nasty and it was minimum wage for double the work bc i got 'promoted' #i think my old job spoiled me just bc it was newly renovated but also the management was a lot better than whatever the fuck happened here #and just. MMMHHGGHH i left within 3 days :) it was nearing my surgery date anyway and i came back here a week before classes so shrugs #but MANNNNNNNN my head hurt from recollecting all that. HAHAHAHHA #el.doc

[jade-lynxx]

Back on my bullshit

#Trickster buffs got me acting up again #He's so smooth to play now!!!!! #Main event is actually useful!!!! #Hes gonna get Leon pregnant!!!!! #Well........ Maybe that parts just a saucy fantasy for them #But trickster is fast now so they fucking good and nasty #dead by deadlight #jeon

[jiggery-duggery]

I think if I get they/themmed one more time by someone who knows damn well what my pronouns are I’m just gonna go full chimpanzee mode and start tearing peoples faces off

#reggietales #idk. my rage is going to be understood by so few people I might as well not make this post at all #or else this is going to be misunderstood as me being a transphobe and hating they/them pronouns #but like. come on #if you use they for me when you don’t know what mine are that’s fine! that’s fine! #but I fucking told you what mine are and you’ve commented on it you think it’s weird yeah whatever #I’ve got two sets dude pick one I’m not going to be offended by - wow! - someone using the pronouns I told them to use!!!! #idk it makes me feel very small. like #I don’t care about your own unique relationship to gender and how you choose to present I’m going to fit you in a box anyways #apparently people think that they/them is the ultimate pronoun set that no one could EVER be mad about and using they for someone #is NEVER wrong #but fun fact. it is. please use the pronouns I’ve specified I don’t care which set. there’s two of them I’ve even given you a choice #sigh. sorry I’m fucking mad today. lots of small things happened that made me feel like shit #not to be a mean and nasty sjw but please use people’s preferred pronouns. it’s not hard. thanks

[blindedguilt]

🔁 |[HIT ME. ♥]|

"You're going to get us killed." - Interaction Rewrite Prompts!

For Leonard, the weight of a child's blood upon his weapon was heavier than anything else he had handled before in his lifetime.

He hadn't the honour to have even called it the first, but different from his brothers, who had found their end directly by the blades of the Empire, there was no hope for the blame of responsibility to be lifted off his shoulders now that he had wielded that same blade himself.

Leonard's breathing was panicked and uneven. A cold sweat ran down his back as the sensation of the light body being flung backwards shot once more through his arms - he felt ill. Had he died? Had he done away with his life in that forest and been sentenced to hell? Perhaps it was all a punishment, an eternity spent in war, ending the lives of children just as he had his brothers. The screams had sounded too familiar for comfort.

He couldn't, couldn't bring himself to fight. The stakes didn't come to him. The seal didn't exist to him. The usually tranquil forest had roared with the sounds of the clashing steel, the hurried footsteps, the cries and mockery of the faerie - something like the dragon's voice had called his name in harsh rebuke, and whether it truly was her or Caim, Leonard didn't understand and stumbled blindly back to the garrisons in a piteous attempt to flee.

Too cowardly to die, and too starved to survive.

All that was clear to him against the roar of noise was his own breathing, the feeling of his heart pounding in its chest, and the crushing weight of the guilt from that thought repeating itself in his head like a mantra. Leonard struggled to break out of it - do or say something that could stop this madness. Anything. A sickened cry sounded at the sound of the mercenary's own cold reproach, and the hermit struggled to respond.

"Caim, please...!"

He had tried to utter words, either protest or a plea, but his throat had grown tight and left only a quiet whimper. Was that all he could do? Beg...? Leonard's weapon trembled in his hands. He was truly weak... He could have done more than beg. Just like his brothers, there was a thought that told him that he could have saved them. But, it was all the same. His family murdered for the sake of shameful pleasure. The blood of children spilled only for his own protection - his own cowardice to even die correctly. All for himself, a pathetic existence unable to even lift a finger against the slaughter of children.

Some wretched noise, a ragged fight for strained breath against the pounding heart in his chest, could be heard against the armoured thumps of bodies against the ground. Even from a distance, Leonard's frozen body could be seen trembling uncontrollably. The polearm dangled limply from his hands.

"They are only mere children...!"

The last uttered words before the hermit collapsed to his knees were a heart-wrenching sob.

Not a voice of disgust, but a cry in horror.

#||Reply||:Caim #{/without you i lose my mind.... GIVE ME A CAAAA~IIIIMMMM} #{/the way i JUMPED when i got this though!!! ! bri! caim!!! hello!!!!! that's my fucking guy right there!} #{/dreams DO come true!!} #{/BUT LIKE; LISTEN.} #{/THIS IS E X T R A SPECIAL BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT??? IT'S NOT JUST THE FIRST LEONARD-CAIM INTERACTION} #{/BUT LIKE} #{/LITERALLY HIS FIRST INTERACTION EVER!!!! this was the first ask i got on this blog!!!} #{/so that made it VERY hard to read lmao BUT I WAS SO HAPPY TO REDO THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR GOD BLESS} #{/both for its personal significance and ALSO as i mentioned} #{/the old ask makes me cringeeeeee.....} #{/this still could be better but here's the thing: it IS better compared to that lmao} #{/i really do wanna dive into leonard's likely trauma post-leonard's regret regarding that... <w<} #{/i would also KILL to see caim's whole retrospective on that someday as well omg} #{/BUT SERIOUSLY BRI TYSM FOR THE CAIMMMMM I MISS THAT NASTY LITTLE SHITGOBLIN SO MUCHHHHH <3333 it really brought me back QwQ} #{<- may or may not have taken so long on this because i was busy reading through old asks/replies and reminiscing} #{/i mean it when i say it now: leonard will be back in full swing SOON. after i get this last ask figured out and his DS1 verse established #{/im sending in the memes i have in my.......... 90 saved drafts folder lmao} #{/i keep PANICKING over all my drafts and literally a majority of it is just misc writing things that aren't even for this blog and memes} #{/either way; AGAIN; thank you so much for the ask!! i hope its at least better than the old one lmao} #{/and im so happy to write for caim again!!!! give him all my well wishes dhfbdfkjhbdkfj}

[mycological-mariner]

Have to skip flamenco classes tomorrow. Overestimated just how much my hips and knee could take doing the Fight Club yesterday and am now In Pain

#during the fighty workshops: hm wow this hurts. let’s keep going I’ll take painkillers when I get home’ #my hip just completely seized on the way to the bus and I nearly nosedived down some stone steps #oh dearie dear. the consequences have come knocking #why have I chosen extremely active hobbies/unpaid job when my body is literally trying to implode #’hm I think I’m gonna devote a significant amount of my time to things that require extreme physical exertion especially in the lower body #yes my knee is permanently damaged and my hips don’t lie they’re just Painful but it’s fun! I’m so okay!’ #used to walk with a cane after a particular nasty seizure fucked me up for life #I was like 13 or something when I was told I wasn’t allowed to and it got snatched and hidden from me #oh well. probably wasn’t even the right height anyways #I took some painkillers it’s better #after some rest I’ll be back to waving swords around and dancing flamenco poorly #(I’m getting better! it’s just repetition! big fan of repetitive movement)

[sunburnacoustic]

Ultimate study playlist

Someone's collected a bunch of Muse instrumental versions from across youtube and put them in a playlist!

#gosh I remember when I was trying to learn Showbiz I had an instrumental version I was referring to #I got really lazy to read off a sheet—I was Not Very Good at sightreading (though I suppose I could've found a tab version #but like I said; I got lazy^) plus I said fuck it; I have perfect pitch anyway so I'm just going to learn it by ear from the instrumentals #so. here. I was good enough to work out the notes but too stupid to realise that a pitchshifter pedal can actually send your sound up one #or even TWO octaves #and so I fucking. Tightened my string until it snapped and gave me a nasty cut on my hand #height of stupid - 13 y/o me discovering the power of guitar pedals lol. It was fun though for a short while I became Quite Good a player #but yeah this playlist does not have the same video... it's probably the same audio but it says it was uploaded 7 years ago. #My shenanigans were 9 years ago now :O It's been a while! #muse band #muse #music #muse instrumentals #muse audio #muse isolated audio #playlist #some of them are out of order - so you have a random Resistance era song in the middle of Showbiz #well. I'm gonna be using these!

[heartyearning]

the way i live my life is LIDORALLY just like doing whatever’s gonna make my friends have a laff. have a good chuckle. no matter how stupid the thing is or how silly it’s gonna make me look to other ppl if it makes them do a little snort come hell or high water i will do that thing

#like for instance going to the tea party themed christmas party dressed as the teapot #see the thing is i know to ppl who dont know me very well i come across as insanely obnoxious #esp bc im one of the only dudes in my dept so ive run into ppl being super judgey about that #(not in a 'not all men' way that im saying this btw its just like. we got some ppl who are leaning a liiiiiittle too close to terfism for #my liking. they havent Quite crossed the border and they also dont know im trans but if i was transfem instead of (passing) transmasc... #who knows. not me) #so anyway yeah i come across as obnoxious or as though i take up too much space and i do recognise this but like #my friends like it. and fucking hell i didnt wanna do a theme w the WHOLE dept like the 3rd yrs are nasty anyway and dont like anyone #if it had been just us i also fully would have pushed for the divorce theme bc we did wedding last yr #and everyone had a good laff at that suggestion but like 2 ppl were soooooo against it which like #if it were for a good reason ofc fine but they didnt wanna do it bc they wanted to do . tim burton characters. #girl. no! #like also we're in fucking costume design you cant think of smth for urself ??? also just no ? #anyway. divorcebabesdivorce isnt happening even tho feiran specifically asked where the theme went on the poll #(shes like a friend of mine but not like A FRIEND of mine shes moreso just a classmate & i like my classmates) #so just to be like. see even ppl who arent naturally indulgent of me liked that idea. #anyway. teapot time is fun too

[merriclo]

i’m so thirsty but i don’t have my water bottle or my wallet so i can’t get or buy any water 😭

#thx school for not making water free outside of the nasty water fountains <3 love y’all #i’ve got room temp apple juice in my bag tho so it’s not the end of the world #well ok i will be dizzy but i’m sitting for the most part today so that won’t fuck me over