#welcome to the club 😭

[queenlypirate]

You post so much about Julie and the phantoms that I decided to start ut BUT IT ONLY HAS 9 EPISOFES AND IS CANCELLEX😭😭😭😭 WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT THIS HEARTACHE TO ME

I'M SO SORRY ANON I'M SO SORRY

#*laughs in villain* all according to plan #welcome to the club 😭 #also! read 'we found wonderland' by icanspellconfusionwithak on ao3 it will heal your heartbreak #ask clover

[paper-starz]

Loved that new update. Have some doodles! ✨

Dw guys I’m 200% sure Barnaby is gonna be a-ok 👌! Just ignore that “it’s a dog” thing…

#welcome home #welcome home wally #welcome home eddie #welcome home home #welcome home sally #welcome home barnaby #wally darling #eddie dear #sally starlet #barnaby b beagle #Sally Wally and Eddie are in the ✨puppets that are theorized to be the most self aware✨ club #oh poor Eddie tho 😭

[wasabi-gumdrop]

dunmeshi modern labru au where Kabru wants to try fromsoft games to understand why they’re so popular.

he gives elden ring a shot and surprise he gets fucking rolled. can’t get past tree sentinel, tries to fight Margit at level 15, put all his stats in intelligence and not enough dex, hasn’t even found a proper staff, picked warrior as his starting class.

he’s ready to uninstall but he paid full price for this game, he’s at least gonna defeat one boss goddammit. so he tries summoning players for aid and just his luck, he summons cooperator WolfChimeraWyvern.

and this cooperator is SO GOOD, he solos Margit without getting hit, and Kabru is just. in awe. so he adds him as a friend.

and that’s how he meets Laios, expert on all things fromsoft (has literally read every item description, knows the most obscure lore by heart, don’t ask him how many hours he’s played, he has all the platinums)

#drops to my knees from cringe #i’m … so Laois in this au #i have the elden ring and bloodborne platinum ): #the only reason i don’t have the platinum for the other games is that i am an adult with a job and i simply do not have time #but consider that Kabru would be too busy at the club #he’d be so bad at these games #he wouldn’t like that he’s bad at something tho so he’d try and try and keep failing lol #and Laios fromsoft boss expert has absolutely no trouble reading the gameplay #he helps other players by soloing Malenia for fun #welcome to my insane mind palace #wasabi rambles #labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #the funny thing about all of this is that i told a friend a few months ago ‘idk i’m just not that into fantasy’ #🤡 #one thing about me #i will lie about gameplay hours 😭 #elden ring #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #omg … Laios you would love Blaidd’s armour set

[secretly-larry-daley]

I’m just saying, if Larry Daley and Mike Schmidt were to have a ship name (not saying they are a ship, what? That’s crazzzyyyy) I think it’d be Replaceable Batteries.

#oh crackships #my beloved #larry daley #night at the museum #natm #natm fandom #mike schmidt #fnaf #this is a joke obviously #no need and take it serious #and if you do #wellllll #welcome to the club #I take a lot of shit too seriously 😭 #esp crack

[eltingvilleclubconfession]

ELTINGVILLE COULD OF WON IF THE CREDITS SONG AND OPENING SONG WERE SWAPPED I SWEAR

#the eltingville club #eltingville confessions #welcome to eltingville #eltingville #confession #SO FUCKING TRUE! IF THAT WAS THE OPENING THEN IT WOULD BE PICKED UP😭

[rei-comfort-zone]

Kyle being the worst big bro for Ash but with colors

This guy really finds ANYTHING to bother her and I love him for that, even so his jokes aren't as cruel like the things he would had say to the Eltingville Club [except Jerry, or maybe yes, Kyle would had try to drag him down more than once by the fact that Jerry is sticking with shitty friends, but anyways]

In the afternoon I would post the next Eltingville character [that was supposed to be Jerry] BUT someone asked me pretty nicely in the ask inbox that if I could draw Bill so today Bill is the next one

#oc #fan oc #the eltingville club oc #welcome to eltingville #big bro experience #why do all male brothers do that thing with their siblings bras anyways??😭 #kyle snyder #ash smith

[restinpeacesensei]

I stepped into a room with clocks That all told different times I stepped into a mirrored world That mirrored all our crimes

You keep picking at the scab And I'll keep selling the plaster You keep telling me that I'm bad But I keep on getting better faster

I've lost, I've lost my innocence I've found my self-belief And in a cup of loneliness I've found instant relief

#boueibu #binan koukou chikyuu bouei bu love! #cute high earth defense club love #akoya gero #gero akoya #my art #blood - #injury - #(long caption but it's all relevant so i wanted to include it all) #innocence is when you trust other people unconditionally; self-belief is when you learn to trust yourself #(im so sorry i posted this as i was rushing out and forgot to tag it >< fixed now! pls let me know if anything else needs to be tagged!) #btw i am not comfortable with the terms 'hot/sexy' or objectifying comments but polite/respectful comments are welcome!! 🥺 #i really appreciate your consideration and understanding!! thank you so much!!! 😭😭 #((i wasnt sure if i had to say this here but i added it just in case lmao;;))

[thsc-confessions]

"Everytime I make a headcanon height for Rupert he gets shorter, he used to be 5'8 in headcanons (I headcanon that the average height for sticks is 6 ft) and now he's like 5'3-5'2?" submitted by @candikin

#that picture is probably not an accurate height difference but it's 6am and I just woke up gimme a BREAK😭😭 #ANYWAYZ THAT'S SO FUNNYYY #my guy used to be slightly under average and now he's a fckin shortie... #he shares a height with me now #welcome to the shorties club burt enjoy your stay 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 #mod dave #thsc #thsc confession #thsc confessions #rupert price #tw gun #@/candikin

[singsweetmelodies]

i want to thank you all for organizing these little fic exchanges because even if this fandom is alive and well, with them we get a sudden influx of fics and it is really a treat for us ❤️❤️❤️ (a reader who wishes they had the talent to write)

❤️

this is THE kindest, most thoughtful ask, anon - thank you so so much for taking the time to send it!! <333 it makes me smile so much to hear that all these events are doing what i always hope they will: creating a little flood of content that's a treat for everyone! that's all i've ever hoped to achieve with any of these events & exchanges, and it means the world that it's happening!!

so anon, you really are MOST welcome ❤️ but it would be terribly remiss of me if i didn't give a shoutout to the incredible people who have worked on all of these events with me - @boxboxbrioche, @welightitup, @redyellowstupid, @duquesademiel, @wolfiemcwolferson, @river-ocean - because all of the piarles events i've been involved in have been team efforts in the best way, so any thank-you to me absolutely has to go to all these wonderful people as well. i'm tagging you all here because to me, it's messages like this one that make all the admin and nonsense so well worth it - and i hope you all feel the same way ❤️ LOVE YOU LOADS!! and love you too, anon - thank you so so much for this very kind message, i really do appreciate it so much more than i can say!! <3333

#asks & answers #anon #lovely lovely anons ❤️ #WAHHHHH this was so kind 😭🥺 #it also takes me back to how; just more than a year ago; briony and i first met and we were like #''wouldn't it be so lovely if we could create a little community of piarles people who all love the ship & create content together?'' #and then we met tia and with her by our sides we all three got the ball rolling... #and look where we are now 😭🥺 #like tia said last night: it's like that hamilton song 🎶 look at where you areeee look at where you started 🎶 #and 🥹 #it means the world honestly #so truly: thank you SO SO much anon ❤️❤️❤️ #this ask means so much <3333 #ALSO! i know you said you're a reader and you don't really dabble in the writing side of things #but our piarles server (the Calamars Club) is open to EVERYONE who loves piarles!! #regardless of whether you're a writer #you are MORE than welcome to join just to be a part of a place where everyone loves piarles #& to get the info about alllll the events and exchanges even quicker; ofc 😉 #so yeah! if ever you do want to join us; anon - just shoot me a personal message and i'll be delighted to send you the invite link #🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️ #thank you again for this lovely lovely ask!!

[born-to-lose]

Was finally back at the bar last Saturday after three weeks of being sick

#it was karaoke night!! but i still had a sore throat and came kinda late so i decided not to sing this time #it was so fun tho and i got tipped €60 even tho my shift was only 6 hours and it wasn't really crowded #it was so sweet how everyone was happy to see me again since i had to skip halloween and my two previous shifts 😭😭😭 #my boss said 'heyy melissa high five great to see you' and complimented my shirt and his wife was like 'risen from the dead! welcome back' #and the girl i hadn't worked with before but who i've seen at meetings and concerts immediately hugged me and was so nice to me #i wondered why she sang along so enthusiastically to 'männer sind schweine' by die ärzte until i found out her husband suddenly left her #with three little kids!! 🙄 one of them has cancer and now she suddenly has to find an affordable apartment for the four of them #this is stressing me out so much how fucking dare he. men. our boss posted about it on facebook asking for help which is really kind of him #after we closed when the security guard jokingly suggested a new guy for her she said she's becoming a lesbian so welcome to the club ig #anyway don't we love it when guys suddenly dump you out of nowhere as soon as things start to get a lil rough. viva la lesbianism for real #my face #the bartender chronicles

[hella1975]

hiii i'm really sorry this is kind of a Lot but um. is it bad to leave a toxic friendship by absolutely verbally destroying the other party? because like. i think i may have broken the geneva convention with some of the things i've just said to this girl. but she started it! she called me a stone cold bitch so i said she only dates narcissistic sex offenders i feel like i may have overstepped. but it is true she is currently dating someone accused of assualt so. we both leave for uni soon so i won't see her again but like i just feel BAD and NOT GOOD about being so mean even tho she cheated on my closest friend. i also said she was a pathological cheater which IS very true but i feel may have warped her perspective somewhat. is it just a rite of passage to have that one friendship that implodes spectacularly or am i doing this wrong

'she started it! she called me a stone cold bitch so i said she only dates narcissistic sex offenders'

#MY HONEST REACTION PAHFSKJAHGKJAHG IM CACKLING #anonstie. baby. as a recovered 'verbally destroyed entire friendships' bitch im not about to condemn you #and nothing i say is coming with judgement ESPECIALLY if what you said wasn't unprompted like honestly #it sounds like she had it coming im not here about HER. but if you end friendships like this as a PATTERN #and not just this one time where you snapped then yes id say maybe take the time to work on that #because it WILL catch up to you maybe not in any sort of social public way but generally you'll get older #or just more distanced from the situation as time goes on and you'll feel bad about what you said #from you sending this i can already tell you feel bad and regret some of your word choices #so yeah. id say dont blame yourself for this one it happens to the best of us sometimes u do just say shit #move on from it dont hold it against yourself. but just be wary of it becoming a recurring thing #overall yeah i do think it's a rite of passage im afraid 😭 welcome to the club! #ask

[perrypixel]

There should be a button where I can press it and every time there's a new lunter fan coming out, it throws confetti on screen and the other person can see it as well

#welcome to the club #lunter #goldenluz #yall so brave 😭😭😭 im proud of you

[comet-wire]

Fuck not having cable lmao y'all are gonna hear me bitch/j+lh

#comet rambles #why isnt the owl club working or just not putting the episode out #same with YouTube #just????? #i want to watch the owl house 😀👍 this has me RAGING #/hj #disney plus or now doesn't have it either #we only have a disney plus we share with a family friend lol #idk why this keeps happening too the past like 3 eps have been an issue for me because of no cable #but also the owl club not responding in simole ways??? #like that one livestream I litterly couldnt watch it until a day later because it lagged so bad i couldnt follow the episode???😀 #is this just a me problem???😭 #might delete later but idk #wanted to rant real fast because im confused and if anyone wants to lmk whats up you're welcome too im just 👹

[miunose]

when we're 4-1 down at the 84' minute at the maradona and pioldie brings on rafa mir

#😭😭😭😭😭 #again no offence to him but i thought we were trying to be a serious club... #hes practically synonymous with seviIIa and while they dont play him a lot i would still feel bad lmao #i bet they had ennesyri in mind and were like ah we want the striker from seviIIa and things got lost in translation and here we are #ok thats enough jokes welcome to milan handsome! #wait i forgot he actually scores from the bench we might be onto something actually....

[synchronmurmurs]

Hello! I just wanted to say that I really love your writing! I have known you via The Devil’s Pact and now I’ m trying to read everything you’ve made DMC related! In particular, I love how you can make the most filthy smut into something so poetic.❤️

God I'm sorry I haven't really peeked in my inbox (or even use tumblr that much anymore), but I really appreciate you leaving this here all the same. I'm still really happy that Pact is still getting interest despite its age. 😭 I hope you were able to enjoy the other DMC stuff I've written too!

Also shoutouts to these nonnies too, thank you all so much. 💖💖💖

#I can't properly describe the warm fuzzies I get when I see that people are still reading Pact #All I can do is say thank you 😭 #Also to that first nonnie welcome to the Credofuckers club he is delicious and underutilised 👁👁

[eltingvilleclubconfession]

WHERE? WHERE ARE ALL ELTINGVILLE

FANFICTIONS! WHERE ARE ALL THE

RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS OF

ELTINGVILLE GUYS! I WOULD WIRTE IT

MYSELF! BUT I'M VERY INSECURE

ABOUT MY WRITING SKILLS

#the eltingville club #eltingville #welcome to eltingville #eltingville confessions #frist confession yay! #I feel your pain anon 😭