Jason is helping the weird kid in class search for something: What are we looking for exactly?
Danny, looking in a trash bin behind the shcool: My soul.
Jason: Alright edge-lord
Danny: No I'm serious. My soul got away from me. You've ever seen Peter Pan?
Jason: Yeah?
Danny: Just like Peter Pan's shadow got away my soul escaped- THERE IT IS!
Phantom flying overhead: SUPER DANNY AWAY!
Danny: come back here and merge with me!
Jason horrified that this wasn't a excuse to make out behind the school like he thought and is now chasing a actual soul around: Bruce is going to kill me.
Danny: Nah, he won't hurt Robin. He needs a side kick
Jason: You know I'm Robin!?
Danny: Why else would I have asked you to help????
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I love u tboys I love u trans men I love u transmasc nb ppl I love u transmascs who can't or don't want to take HRT I love u ass hair I love u hairy arms and legs I love u wispy mustaches and beards I love u fat transmasc bodies I love u "tboy voices" I love u receding hairlines I love u transmascs who pass for cis I love u transmascs who won't ever pass I love u top surgery scars I love u transmasc chests I love u no-op, pre-op, and post-op transmascs I love u transmascs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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do you guys ever think about how creepy jason’s gravestone is. I feel like bruce was almost asking for him to claw his way out like a zombie
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I've actually filled 2 sketch book pages with David Tennant because his expressions are so bold and worth learning from. This is the only digital art of him I have though.
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kim is so fucking funny he likes you more if you tell jean he’s cooler than him. kim is watching you two squabble and hes like I’m harry’s favorite :) HES SO FUCKED
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love at first sight
[ID: a painting of three silos seen from below with a silhouetted person in the corner, and an outdoor staircase connected to it which is intertwined with a heart & cardiovascular system painted on the right side of the canvas. piercing the anatomical heart is a heart-tipped arrow. a few white hearts with red borders are drawn by the silos & in the bottom is red text that reads: "squeeze me, shrink me, suffocate me!" End ID]
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Being with an ooman brought forth a good number of oddities, most of which they adored.
You were different from them, in terms of looks, yes, but also in terms of culture. And as they whiped away the liquid streaming from your eyes they realized once again how different you were in terms of morals as well.
"I'm a monster!" you sobbed, your voice frantic and shaky, and they took you into their arms on instinct at the sound.
"You're overreacting." They attempted to console you, which didn't quite work as intended they came to realize as you slapped their chest.
"I killed it! The poor little fella... they already have such a short lifespan..."
Seeing you in so much pain over the death of a being that didn't even have a conscience, they wondered how you managed to think of them as anything other than a monster. With their walls of proudly displayed trophies.
Some of them had only half your life expectancy, some lived longer than them. Some even had family.
"Fella?" they instead focused on consoling you through your strange breakdown "what makes you so sure it was male?"
You gasped, your eyes suddenly wide in horror "I didnt even think of that! What if it was female? What if it was expecting? What if I just killed an entire bloodline??!"
Though they were apparently not very good at it.
Unsure on what to do or say, they simply continued to hold you, the purring that they've subconsciously started to do getting louder.
"If it brings you any comfort", they began quietly as they heard your sobbing come to a slow stop "its unlikely it felt any pain, being the size that it was."
"It does," you mumbled, only parting from them shortly to whipe at your face "thank you."
They simply nodded.
How your species managed to become your planets apex predators remained a mystery to them.
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Just saw someone claim that representing Jewish characters in media is propaganda, and I'm just like, "What? Do you even hear yourselves right now?"
If you are genuinely upset about a children's show having an episode centered around a Jewish family's Shabbat candles, I don't know what can be done to help you.
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This happened the first night Yenna stayed at camp, sorry kid buckle up
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