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dreaminginvelaris · 3 years

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sorting TOG characters into hogwarts houses

did one for acotar, gotta do one for tog. this is my first tog post which is exciting! please note that i have only read this series once, have only read each book once, so i can't say im going to accurately sort them.

this one was challenging for me, i love TOG but im much more invested in acotar and its characters, so sorting these characters into houses by personality wasn't the easiest but it was fun nonetheless.

also i haven't read the assassin's blade so im not including sam cortland since idk him.

anyways lets go.

Slytherin: Ambitious, Cunning, Leadership, and Resourcefulness

Aelin: fire bitch breathing queen obviously is being sorted into slytherin. she is the epitome of the ambitious, cunning snake. there's not much to say, anyone who has read the books and seen aelin, knows she belongs here. Gryffindor i feel would be her second, could totally see her having daring adventures with the lions, but slytherin is for her. she may be one of my least favorite characters but as a fellow Slytherin i am honored to have her.

Manon: witch queen, i mean she wanted to be that queen of the witches which shows ambition, she was the leader of the thirteen which shows leadership, and she was very cunning and resourceful, she and aelin are very alike like that.

Sartaq: gives me slytherin vibes, idk i may be wrong abt this one. cant explain it

Gryffindor: Brave, Courage, Daring, Chivalrous

Fenrys: when he broke the blood oath to maeve so he can fight for aelin showed a true Gryffindor soul no doubt. in that one scene, he showed bravery and courage to the max. stan fenrys forever.

Lorcan: idk, he gives me gryffindor vibes, i don't rlly stan lorcan or really found him interesting so im just going with my first impression on him.

Nesryn: putting bad bitch nesryn in the house of brave bc well do i really need to say? She's a baddie period.

Lysandra: my girl lys, my queen, the baddest bitch of them all, ofc shes in the house of lions, as much as i would love to sort her into my house, i cant, shes a gryffindor. the amount of bravery and courage and nerve to take on the mantle of pretending to be aelin while aelin was captured is just...amazing. it certainly was not an easy thing to do especially when the love of your life hates your guts. all hail queen lysandra.

Aedion: give me jock vibes so im putting him here

Hufflepuff: Loyal, Kind, Patient, Hardworking

Elide: i debated putting her in slytherin considering she shows traits of cunning and resourcefulness, but idk when i think of elide i think of hufflepuff. shes loyal af to a queen, has been since she was a goddamn child, shes patient I would say having to endure that horrible life of hers, and i would say hardworking too, nothing was given to her, she earned it.

Yrene: queen yrene is of course a hufflepuff as she should be, ngl i wanted to put her in gryffindor because this queen is brave af, but i think yrene would be happy in hufflepuff using her healing magic to help others, because shes just so mf kind.

Gavriel: idk this is a character i don't really care abt but i mean hes loyal? to the cadre and his son. and hes kind. and patient, always giving aedion space. yup

Chaol: debated sorting him in Gryffindor but he's too uptight to be a lion. not that hufflepuffs are uptight, just that chaol himself wouldn't be a good fit in Gryffindor. and hes loyal and hardworking

Ravenclaw: Wisdom, Wit, Individuality, Intelligence

Dorian: i sorted king dorian here because imo he is very wise, i remember him giving advice to chaol when chaol was pissy at aelin, like the iconic line "you cant pick and choose which parts of her too love" yup hes wise af. hes also witty, which we see quite often in the books which just makes us love him even more, *heart eyes* and hes super-intelligent, a king has to be, plus he would definitely start a book club with the other Ravenclaws and would most definitely invite aelin.

Rowan: look, i know this might be a controversial opinion, idk maybe, but i rlly think rowan fits here. i mean the other houses really dont suit rowan imo. hes intelligent af, wise, and is himself always.

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spaceshipkat · 6 years

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The thing abt stans is that they KNOW deep down that sjm's books aren't diverse. If they truly were then they would be mentioned when ppl talk about diversity. They only bring up the diversity point when others criticize her otherwise they know full well that her books aren't what real diversity is. Twice now I've seen stans dressing up and exaggerating the diversity in her books when ppl have convos abt diversity on twitter just to have them read the book and then stay for the other stuff -M P1

Like this one girl butted in on a conversation about diversity to include sjm’s books and said stuff like “there’s bisexual princes and black princesses” now technically that is true. TECHNICALLY she’s right. But see how differently that makes the book sound than what we all know it is? Also see the plural wording of it. They KNOW that she aint shit they KNOW. Idk about you but playing with someone’s expectations of seeing themselves in a book series like that is a really shitty thing to do -M

sorry for how long it took me to get to this, bish!

you’re 100% true and it’s so goddamn painful. like, the reaches they attempt are worthy of being an olympic sport. and it’s absolutely a shitty thing to do, and yet it happens all the time which is just fucked up on so many levels. some 13yo girl might pick up t0g bc nehemia is black, but then she’ll get to c0m and nehemia dies a horrifically brutal death and if the 13yo girl listened to the stans she might keep reading bc sorscha comes along, or nesryn comes along, or yrene comes along, and yet all of those woc are butchered or sidelined and yet the stans keep claiming these books are some amazing work of art that transcends young adult fiction and has reshaped the fantasy industry when it’s done the exact opposite.

#ask #mahnoor #anti sjm fandom

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