#watcg

[ghostbsuter]

John Constantine was in prison.

No, not a normal, mortal prison. Those wouldn't be able to hold him like this one does.

No, he's imprisoned in the Infinity Realm.

The warden of the establishment is Walker, someone whose blood sings Witch Hunter.

If that wasn't bad enough, with every second, it gets worse. Angels decided to interfere in a realm not in possession of their God.

Who's idea was it to go against the Infintiy Realm? Are they nuts?

"John Constantine," One of the messangers steps forward. There is no weapon in sight, yet.

"Under the scrutiny of Heaven, we were sent to retrieve you for a trial." Their voice clipped, blond hair shimmering a soft green and John is sweating buckets.

"Your deals with various demon folk and such shall be judged unter gods court and—"

A loud bang echoes through the hall, Walker's men are surrounding the beings of heaven and particular brave soul steps forward.

The lad is young, can't be older than Bat's Robin. He walks with an air of authority, white hair floating against gravity's rules and towering before the flock of messangers.

"How dare—"

The boy, the godling– growls.

He blocks their view of Constantine, staring them down.

Some of the angels fall back, wings arched and ready for a fight, weapons still not in sight however.

"I am Phantom, King of God's of the Infinity Realm." The child with a title too much for such small shoulders bear, introduces himself.

It sends the flock into mild panic. Constantine is just a bit satisfied at the change.

"Returns to your god and tell him this, every Constantine bearing the title Laughing Magician is under my protection."

For such a small stature, his voice is booming, the command thinly veiled as a threat and icicles forming around him.

"Tell him that if he ever dares to breach my territory once more, I will not hesitate to call war upon heaven."

The main angel of the flock, the one that had read out Constantines sentence, hesitated only for a moment before urging the others to leave.

Posture stiff and movements jerky.

They didn't expect to be told off like this, John muses.

He only slightly dreads when phantoms attention drifts to him finally, a light knock on the metal bars and the whole wall was gone.

"Follow me, John Constantine."

And John does.

He'll sweet talk himself out of this on the way to his doom. Like always.

—

("Unpopular belief, but I actually quite like you." Danny had stated once in the garden, sitting on a table and drinking tea. John hadn't touched his cup nor desert at all, cannot trust those of the infinite after all.)

(A rip into the green before them had created a portal, a gateway.

"Leave, Laughing Magician. Hold onto that necklace, it will ward off anyone with the intent to harm and deals as a warning to those working for the immortal."

And as John steps forward, his eyes meet toxic green.

"We will see one another again, sooner or later. Farewell, Jester."

The portal spat him out in his apartment in New York, if it wasn't for the protection charm, Constantine would have believed it to be a mere dream. A warning.)

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #fic prompt #writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #let me share my world builidng here #implied that god in constantine is one of the kings #there are many king of gods #theyre usually the leaders of a realm and together create the council of Yggdrasil #god wants to have words with Constantine #u guys can decide whats up with heaven to have beef with connie #connie is dannys favorite to watcg #this mans life is a shit show #dannys eating sm popcorn #wdym GOD wants his man??? aint no way hes getting whats MINE #-danny #god may have created everyhting they know #might be older than time itself #but they are not older than the infinite #the realms of the unruly #the glue between everything that is to exist and has already been done #god cant fight what is not theirs #every realms of king of gods is just a masisve dick measure contest tbf

[arty-cakes]

Down they fell like the children of Eden

#UHHHH pale white horse fans sound offff is this a hk song or what #scroodles #coloring older stuff while watcging some recent playthroughs #oh my god has anyone heard the hollowknightvocalized theme song menu. do u want to #its so good

[wabbitears]

I didn’t think the pikmin fixation would get this bad. I truly did. After all these years of knowing about pikmin its the fucking 4 hype that gets me this autistic about it

#and now i really want to play pikmin 4 for real instead of watcging a lets play like usual #though unfortunately its 60 dollars which is painful #im sure i can still get it but mmmmmmmmm i barely have time anyways #BUT SOMEDAY #wabbits art #pikmin

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

how can i communicate to you that this relationship in this silly little show is honestly sincerely one of thee most compelling and affective (and i do mean affective and not effective) relationships i have ever seen depicted on screen. can't even talk about it without sounding insane. i swear to god this is not a case of bad media that just scratches a brain itch, this is a genuinely incredibly well written relationship between two complex and compelling characters who just. happen to be stuck in a ridiculous detective show set in the 1920s. HELP

#you guys PLEASE listen to me and watcg this show and be as insane aboyt them as i am #there's also a butch lesbian doctor if that helps #i watched it for the first time like. three? four? years ago and i can remember being insane about them #but i thought surely on a rewatch i would be mistaken #but NO THEY ARE ACTUALLY JUST LIKE THAT #they're like mulder and scully dialed up to 1000% #miss fisher's murder mysteries #🧃

[mitski-slope]

qm i too insane . is my swag too different . pls lmk

#my writing #i knwo im goign to regret positng this aftwr Sleeping god fuckign bless #if u see ths is deleted aftwr a couple hrs or smth judt know i felt sucg intense Regret i coudlve melted thru rhe mantle kf the earths crus #i watcged this whole . series . in oen sitting toda y n for the mist part i was likr #what a cool concpet . whst amazing animation . is rhat the mc from perfect blue . #adn then i gkt to round 6 blacjed out frim the toxic doomed yaoi n woke uo with this #am i eben getting their character s right pls tell me im not even joking . im so insane rn adn also dense as hell mist of the time #i probably missed smth watchign all that so uh . Yeag #ivantill #(<- please say i taggrd that right my fod) #alien stage

[peterfankoffski]

nick saying they'll never say what denomination grace is but as an ex-baptist raised VERY VERY baptist. she's 1000% baptist. truly no protestants believe in direct communication with god and hate dancing more than baptists. or maybe my church was just fucking insane i'm from missouri which is considered the buckle of the bible belt so that's possible too.

#em says their thoughts #grace chasity #i'm watcging the halloween stream vod woooo #team starkid #starkid

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

@ride-the-cyclober lazy doodle for day 2 prompt 7 Lola Lola/C-3PO <3

#ride the cyclone #ocean o'connell rosenberg #noel gruber #noel ride the cyclone #ocean ride the cyclone #cam eats crayons #I should watcg this one I usually rlly like old 30s movies

[2many-fandomz]

im not going to get queerbaited

im not going to get queerbaited

im not going to get queerbaited

im not going to get queerbaited

im not going to get queerbaited

im not going to get queerbaited

im not going to get queerbaited

starts watching loki season 2 anyway

FUCK

#lokius #loki season 2 #loki series #mobius #maybe ill just wait til all eps are out and then if its not queerbait ill watcg it #we want cannon relationships bbgs #i don't actually like marvel very much #why do i do this to myself

[crazycritters13]

Linktoo had a point…

Chilchuk Grian and Marcille Gem anyone?

#digital art #fanart #grian #geminitay #grian fanart #geminitay fanart #dungeon meshi #who let me watcg dungeon meshi #hermitblr #not my idea #also i really like the way i drew grian here

[sapphofrog]

self care is blocking ppl who complain abt gloria scott and whine abt how theyre no longer listening to s&co bc of the (not even comfirmed romantic) johnmariana implications

#sherlock and co #look #not to feed into the discourse #its fine to watcg the show just for johnlock but STILL #it just seems so shallow??? to hate on a show?? #and stop watching?? #just cuz ur ship isnt canon??? #dont get me wrong id do anything for canon johnlock #but like!! theres more to the podcast that just romance!! #ok yeah rant over #putting my phone down and going to touch grass or whatever

[calcar]

Everyone in afterlife have some animal characteristics. But not Vox, he is a TV, a machine, with no animal parts at all. How does that work?

Is he...?

Is he a bug?

#uufrusea6srufddri #the first part is a genuine question #i suppose answer is in one of the livestreams but o don't watcg these #anyway enjoy the pun #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #vox

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

At least the 1960 Spartacus with Kirk Douglas and Laurence Oliver is a critically acclaimed movie bc I do love a good 60s movie albeit 3 hours long ☠️

#l an watcging that immediately now after finishing the show #i’m being so normal about this

[lezbijski]

Now all I can do without you is replace you. [ID in alt]

#xavier dolan #tom à la ferme #tom at the farm #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #everyone go watcg this film rn #i have been bewitched by some twink. im sorry #.png #described

[t4tails]

why is he making the skylar white yo face

#og post #im not watcging spn that pic was just in my suggested posts thumbnails

[h0t-p1nk-ch33tah-pr1nt]

To all the miguel-inators, gotta say watching him beat up a 15 year old and calling him a failure not his best mooomeenttt.... just saying ://

#kat text #and gwen #i feel so bad for her holy shit #i cant watcg the final scene with miles and prowler miles makes me stressed out my fucking gob #AND IVE WATCHED THIS SCENE LIKE 12 DAMN TIMES #look. #miguel i like him as a spiderman but his logic #makes me pull my hair out until i got 2 strands left

[blazeball]

ordered some vodka on gopuff earlier because. super bowl. and whne the guy arrived he was already watching the game on his phone as he handed me it. i was like "do you think we'll win" and he was like"I KNOWWWWW WE WILL I HAVE FAITH!" so. i hope the game turns around. for him specifically

#also primrose keeps predicting that taylor swift will die by falling from the bleachers at 738pm #so i guess. watcg out for that #quincy.txt