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crystallizsch · 2 months

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I want the infodump on Jamil and Yuusha ma'am I beg

THIS HAS BEEN UNANSWERED FOR A MONTH IM SORRY AUGH

but thank you so much yes im okay im normal about them i’ll do my best (for context i mentioned in the tags of one of my posts a while back wanting to infodump about them, but i forget which one it was jfkdlsjhl anyways-)

this won't be a full info dump because i think that would somewhat restrict my dynamic of them if i put it all into words (if that makes sense) ;;;

and i realized i lowkey dont have a coherent timeline for them (yet); i just put them in random scenarios of what i think would be fun at the moment

to make up for it i'll also put a silly self-indulgent sketch dump all below ;;;

I JUST REALIZED I DRAW THEM MAKING EYE CONTACT A LOT (bc something something there's a level of trust that jamil wont use his snake whisper on yuu anymore)

okay now for some random jamiyuu dynamics/hcs/lore

yuu fell first -> yuu lost feelings (bc why would you trust someone who took advantage you) -> ✨ then something happened ✨ -> jamil fell next but harder.

highkey disliked each other -and showed it- in the beginning bc of the whole scarabia drama; then an -accidental- act of service got them to think differently about one another. like "holy shit maybe they're not so bad after all???"

extremely slow burn.

very competitive with one another which then bled into their "flirting" / affectionate acts when they eventually became closer.

basically: “sweetheart” but rivalry -> “babe” but platonically -> “bro” but romantically pipeline.

(“are you flirting or starting a fight”)

yuu kinda throws around “love you” a lot, especially to her close friends; so -during their “platonic” stage- for some reason, jamil was the only “friend” she has not said this to. but it’s okay it’s not like jamil had referred to her as the “f-word” (friend) anyway.

had a mutual agreement that their romantic relationship is temporary because of yuu wanting to go home; they’re just going to “try it out” “no hard feelings”.

yuu made jamil promise to never use snake whisper on her ever again.

jamil: personal beef w/ bugs + afraid of them; yuu: personal beef w/ bugs (w/ a few exceptions) + not afraid of them, just generally pissed at their existence.

dancing and music lowkey became one of their love languages.

kalim genuinely became one yuu’s best friends because of how much they hit it off. jamil always third wheels them no matter the circumstance.

yuu loves grim more than jamil; jamil knows this very well. and so does grim.

#i was today years old that asks will not let me put images next to each other sigh #WAIT IT’S DIFFERENT ON MOBILE #smh tumblr u are stressin me out #anyways idek if you're still here anon but akjfkldsslk #the way i was jumpscared when i saw this in my inbox tho #it just made me really happy that people are interested in these two 😭#im still just afjkdlslsj why #but honestly thank you 🫶#im glad people can enjoy them as much as me #also i am just posting back to back what is wrong with me #i should make the most of it bc my schedule’s going to be BUSY after this week #also also there's one particular way some artists draw jamil's nose and i love it #i really wanna draw it like that too hkdsljs #i'll try it out next time i draw his side profile #[—#✦ asks #★ my art #★ my writing #(💜) yuusha #(💜) jamiyuu #twst oc x canon #jamil viper #twst #twisted wonderland #twst yuusona #twst yuu #—]

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restinpeacesensei · 24 days

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traditional style 💖

#akoya gero #gero akoya #cute high earth defense club love #binan koukou chikyuu bouei bu love!#boueibu #my art #my akoya wanted to join in the vintage dress-up party too!! \;;w;;/#ognvuhgh i wanted to have this done earlier bc other people were doing art so fast for the new outfits but it got dragged out #it was Mostly done a few days ago and i made final edits and was going to post it just before i rushed out to work #i put it up then i was like '??? wait there's a color blob in the wrong place i thought i fixed that???'#i was down to my last minute and didn't have time to do it so i was like auuuughhgh and took the whole thing down #on the Next day i opened the file again to see what was wrong and the color blob was NOT THERE #so im like ??? why did it suddenly appear again in the png. so i looked and i made an error in naming my files #i accidentally named one of the versions 30 instead of 03 so it sorted into the last place instead of the actual most recent version (07)#so that is the reason i ended up being 1 minute late to work. and the lesson to me is i should not try to post at the absolute last minute #(i say this but if i don't get smth done i can't stop thinking about it. it bothers me constantly to have something almost finished but not #(and then it's difficult for me to focus on other tasks so this is why i feel like i have to just get it done before i switch tasks)#anyway i wasn't totally sure what era the traditional outfits are supposed to be from. im not knowledgeable about fashion actually T.T #i googled 'when were suspenders popular' and ended up just looking at old photos and clothing patterns from the 30s-40s #photos from back then were black-and-white can you believe it.. you have to actually look at drawings and paintings to find color #everyone who left me messages elsewhere: THANK YOU SO MUCH!! \>/////</ i will reply soon!! \;;W;;/

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littlehatmouse · 3 months

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wips from valentines day art that i did not plan well and am not finishing tonight

#this is going to be shenjinlan but right now yun jin is BEATING MY ASS WHY IS SHE SO HARD TO DRAW #i think i need to completely chang ethe way i draw noses #dunmeshi has changed the way i draw noses from 3/4 view and i think i should change the way i draw front view too bc everything looks WEIRD #anywayyyyyy i have no idea when im going to finish this #but Hopefully soon!!!!#i can complete projects!!!! just you wait!!!!!!!#also i promise yelan isnt wearing lingerie it will hopefully look better when i color it #wip #i draw shenhe so different every time i draw her but its bc shes buff and i actually dont rlly know how muscles work #so im kind of bullshitting it every time #i should probably. get on learning anatomy and stuff #but idk how to go about that #and idk how to tell my art teacher Can i please learn how to draw muscular women #so i need to do that on my own #which is hard bc idk if ur supposed to study like anatomical muscle charts or muscular people #bc ik knowing every single muscle and bone and stuff is kind of unnecessary #but alsooo its good to know what muscles do what things #bc then i can make certain muscles stronger that would be used more #bc right now shes muscular kind of just. for looks lmfao #but i want to make it Make sense for what she does #like .. what muscles do you need to use a polearm and to lift things #i also Dont work out which would be useful for that information #anyway. shenhe would be buff af in canon if hyv wasnt a pussy #wdym she can lift rocks the size of houses IWHTOUT ANY TYPE OF ADEPTUS ENERGY #like shes just that strong....#heart eyes emoji #shes wearing a skirt btw hejhfejfhjhr #you cant rlly tell because i Refuse to draw legs unless absolutely necessary #but i would like you to know that that Is a skirt #she could do anything to me

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uniquezombiedestiny · 2 years

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autistic swag haver <- going to explode this fucking facility one day

#lyrics are from fruiting bodies by rip/riproducer #owen my blorbo. he is so mentally ill #he can and will do extremely dangerous things bc theyre funny (he ate an amber dawn alive. death status... questionable)#that gun was hell to draw but yknow whats worse? hand so fucking big. sigh #oh well something something perspective idk #anyways back to my blorbo. hes both the most rational and sane guy here whilst also being the worst most insane guy here #he is kept docile via bad coping mechanisms and being too scared to do anything drastic #i mean in the art he probably is. a special event #ask me about my blorbos #<- (!) owen will regret this decision #i still have those hourglass things in my inbox. what do i do with these now.... theyre just waiting there #guess i should answer them #also as context for that one tag: -owen #tags timeeeeeeeeeeeeee #lobotomy corporation #lobcorp #lobcorp oc #art

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the-furies · 10 months

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vibrates normally like. Can I please draw Pansy. can I PELASE draw pansy

#pk;m electrochemistry🔴#hi our ear is full of wax i cannot hear theoufh it and I am disoriented as shit and our body hurts bc we r trying 2 realign things #but i want ro draw the damn art idea she's had for months. it's soooo funny. it's sooooooo #BUT GIRL YOU ARE HARD TK DRAW ESPECIALLY UR ACTUAL CANON DESIGN!!!!! AUGH.#it'd prob actually be FUNNIER if we drew our canon designs that'd make the joke hit harder. but. GIRL.#u r so shredded. adj hot I cannnot draw youuuiuuuuuu or ur face.#waht other ideas do we have. we probably have other ideOJ I SHould .#ooooiughhhhh the ideas. i caj do that one i can draw empathy.#she's so pretty . i am not gay for her she's just prettyJFJFKDFKKGFK #'she's so pretty!' I SAY. PLATONICALLY #waoe i cannot wait for mom to pour peroxide into our head!#oh there's also thI'm not drawinf tjst one. if i do it's not seeing the light of dayUFIFIDKSKDGKGK #actually i mean ok Maybe but peopel have 2 get real cool abt a lot of thints rlly quickly (weird sex) THAT SOUNDS SO FUNNY WITH NO CONTEXT #hi. we feel sick LMAO #WAIT CAN WAX FUCKERY CAUSW. hodlvon. ohhhhh it sure can cause nausea and vertigo! and kther things! fun!

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dandelion-roots · 1 year

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[ID: a digital drawing of margot and christine against a gold background. margot is cradling christine's left cheek as she kisses her right; her other arm is around christine's shoulders. christine has her hands on margot's waist. both women are blushing. end id]

#cal #martine #margot dubois-alvarez #christine jones #ive been saving art of my comic for the eventual launch but yknow what #fuck it ill post it now #bcs ive realized that even tho no one will care rn since the comic is still in the making and they dont know these chars #i can just post it #and also my art improves over time so its better to post it now than to wait for a time #when i might consider it too 'bad' to post #like this is a few months old and im already like hmmm should i??? but i must not listen to the bad men in my head #art is fun and i had fun making it and so it goes on my little blog!!! have some lesbians while i rest my hand #so i can do the mdzs pieces that ive planned out #also have a tiny lil cemetery boys comic in the make #i should finish that too as soon as i can draw again #oh MAN i cant wait to finish the buffer for the comic im soooo excited its gonna be a lot of queer stuff against a dark fantasy fae setting #described art #sapphic art

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bbeelzemon · 1 year

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yknow, i think going just by sheer numbers, i have probably drawn humanoid characters with a fat body type more times than ive drawn literally any other body type combined

#i have An Amount of fat characters but gihr especially is taking up a Lot of those numbers i looove drawing him #i had to actually do an art study of the tall+skinny body type a couple months back bc i . have never drawn them before mghdshHFDJH #my default is just. drawing my own body type i think. i see it in the mirror all the time so thats what a human body looks like to me ❤️#ITS FUN!! If u have never tried u should do some art studies its so fun figuring out where all the fat sits and folds and shit #THAT BEING SAID im getting really fucking good at drawing lean bodies i think #hang on i wanna look at vinny my best friend vinny again #also darian! shorter and a bit thicker than vinny but still definitely on the leaner side for my usual character designs #sorry im just geeking out about Art and Drawing now i gotta go eat so i can get settled and draw today i want to draw 1000 guys now #ive never had such a positive relationship with my own art before i am fucking thriving lately tbh !#ok bye #wait ill go reblog my boys first THEN ill ok bye

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itheume · 2 years

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havent made a non matthew post about the vampire house in so long like i need to just start throwing my thoughts n observations in the tag or something instead of keeping them locked up in a vault ( my priv twt ) / my brain bc it’s literal tumbleweeds in there. like not a single post in sight.

#kam.txt #the vampire house #( using the tag w the article in it bc writing just vampire house means it gets mixed in w a lot more things from a while ago lmao #me seeing en cee tee in there : oh yeah right they had their little vampire era i should probably focus on the tag w The in it then #i also need to start tagging first and last names >:/ went into roxanne’s tag and almost fell to my knees #it’s her hot werewolf girl summer and yet she gets paid dust “ kam ur art isnt in there either ” bc i was a fool 😔#anyway )#( oh right hold on i came in here bc i was thinking about how everyone’s ending kind of falls flat in one way or another Except elizabeth's #like seeing the fact that her dad was not kidding about the shotgun in the tutoring scene was so funny to me #mr leavitt : im not going to grab my shotgun / the mc seeing the shotgun in his room : ;; wait #like Yes each route brings something unique to the table but like if u play through the others n then elizabeths ;;#u can tell odic but their back into it 😭 like it's so funny to me #post abt that coming soon ig #um but this is yalls warning to block / mute the vampire house tag before i start talking / drawing lmao #shouldve put that @ the beginning but it’s in there now )

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nerice · 5 months

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good evening i am. angry but also don't have the wrist stamina to get into it

#elia txts #it just sucks!!!!!! that my job is Doing Nothing and waiting for my body to Heal #FOR ANOTHER 3 MONTHS AT LEAST #i must under no circumstances overdo it even when i start feeling better even in march #i should not write all night or draw a lot it will be so much Easing Back Into It and Not Fuck It All Up Again #but im sick and tired!!!!!!!! two full years pissed into the void #and i won't even be able to throw myself back into passions with my whole heart #like i cannot get over losing two actual years of my life i am so extremely antisocial abt it too #bc before this irl fri*ndshit was taking up so much of my time & i agonized over it and i just like #shouldn't have should've just dropped it then id have never gotten into g3nshin id have quit my job much earlier #i would have actually been able to enjoy japan. it fucking HAUNTS ME #ventpost lol dl but like #i fell behind. everything got away from me. & now i have to wait more and be gentle and patient w myself i wanna bite my own head off #GOD. release me from this hell #i want to draw so badly i don't wanna get 10 pathetic minutes a day at best #i wanna get an art spark and not put it in a box i want to be consumed again & pour hours into it fuelled by energy drink unafraid #reading books is all i can do at the moment but even that is miserable bc i don't have the typing ability for my vocab lists #i can't write notes and summaries even when things are interesting. i cannot look at japanese without crying bc i miss kanji #& believe in recovery now!! (on good days anyway) but this aching void of loss and grief and time wasted will it ever go away :(

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themightythornicus · 5 months

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There are so many things I need to buy but I’m so broke 🥲

#woof #I’ve been waiting to unpack all my art stuff until I can get a smaller drawing table 😔#it’s sad bc the one I have is one my dad bought me back in high school and I’ve had it for a long time #alas it’s too big for my small room and it’s pretty cumbersome #I should sell it but idk how much I could get for it #it’s pretty beat up #gonna go with a small cheap one from michaels I think

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piplupod · 6 months

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trying to figure out if it's sad or bad in any way that my favourite part of the day that i always look forward to and spend the entire day wanting to be at already is ... my nightly routine of drawing for a couple hours-ish while listening to music fhdkdl

#like i spend all day just Waiting to get here djdksl #i do other stuff during the day ofc and sometimes find happiness or whatever in those. but my nightly routine is just... so good to me #idk what it is but dear god i do love drawing and listening to music while sitting in bed fjfkdl #i think its bc its a total escape and i don't feel any guilt for doing it bc theres not a lot else i can do right before bed #man im glad i started doing it though fjdkdl its a very good routine #and i have been doing crazy amounts of art bc of it fjdksl like I've been posting one drawing a day for the most part #(not posting to here or even my other main fjdksl its... silly self ship art dhdjdl)#but i think maybe this is a little pathetic or concerning djksl like i should have more going for me or smth djdlsl #alas. making do with what I've got ig #if it were up to me though I'd spend eternity just drawing and listening to music fbfjdl #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

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jayskai · 1 year

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i’ve been thinking A LOT about making comics lately helppp 😭

#okay i know i already posted something about this #BUT YEAH. i really want to start drawing more comics.. short stories and fancomics for now #AND ALSO VENT COMICS. i’ve been postponing them for so long now 😭#i write a lot of vent texts with the purpose of using them for comics but never draw anythinggg #ANYWay. i’ve been thinking a lot about what i actually like to draw.#and i love drawing illustrations. but what made me start taking art seriously in the first place was telling stories through art #that’s always been my goal so maybe i should actually start doing that #i haven’t been drawing a lot lately bc im busy doing. other things #but i hope i can start drawing again next week bc i have so many ideas for oc’s illustrations and comics #I CAN’T WAIT to start drawing everything :3 #i missed being this inspired and motivated lol #jay talks

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johnwickb1tsch · 3 months

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bittersweet ~ a yandere!John Wick x fem!reader sunshine/grump coffee shop AU... Part 16 all chapters

~AUTHOR'S WARNINGS: N$FW, SEXUAL CONTENT, COPIOUS SWEARING, TOXIC POSESSIVENESS , IF SOMEONE TREATS YOU LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE RUN RUN RUN BC IT WILL NOT TURN OUT WELL U CANT FIX THEM~

-Aware that John Wick knows this city much better than you, you stick to the crowds. You manage to find your way to the Peggy Guggenheim collection, and you hang out there for hours, looking through the art works, but really only half seeing what is in front of you.

You are devastated.

You’ve had controlling boyfriends before, and it was not fun. They seem exciting at first, until the person you were before is eaten alive by their tantrums and their ridiculous expectations as they try to fit you into a box of their own making.

You can’t believe John turned out that way.

Or maybe you can. Maybe you have a fucking type, and you should have seen this coming.

You stay almost until closing, then grab a bite to eat before daring to wander the streets. You find a little walled in park, a courtyard filled with lush greenery and a tinkling fountain. By some miracle, there is only one other couple on a bench at the far end. You practically have the place to yourself, and you sit down on a wrought iron bench with a sigh and eat your sandwich.

You pull out your sketchbook afterwards to pass the time. Your doodling hand wanders, and perhaps its no surprise when you draw John Wick from memory, his proud lips and haunted eyes. There are tears running down your cheeks as you do so. When it gets too much, even though you’re in public, you hang your head and weep into your hands.

Darkness falls, and you know you should be getting back. The bench has long ceased to be comfortable, and yet it’s like you have grown into it, unable to move.

Even with your head down, when someone sits silently down beside you, you just know it’s John.

You do not look at him, and thankfully he does not try to touch you.

“It’s getting late, y/n. You shouldn’t be out here alone.”

“That’s none of your business.”

“Yes it is,” he insists, sounding almost tired about it. You hate it that your demeanor softens towards him, just a little.

“You broke my heart, Mr. Wick.”

“I was afraid I might.” He is sitting with his elbows on his knees, his hands clasped in front of him. “Would you let me make it up to you?”

“I'm not sure that's a good idea.”

“No?”

“No. I think you have a mean streak.”

He had tried to warn you, you realize, in his way.

God, are you really such a fool?

“Doesn't everyone?”

You make a sound between your teeth, and he nods like you have said something profound.

“I'm not a nice man, y/n. But I would be good to you.”

“Like last night? I didn't like that.”

The corner of his mouth curves in a wicked smirk, and your heart skips a beat in your chest, damn him. Was the contrition all an act?

“Yes you did.”

“Not the last part.”

“Hmm. I tried to warn you.”

In the vaguest terms possible, maybe.

“My fanny.”

He raises an eyebrow to that, and you’re not sure why that little gesture wounds you like a knife to the heart all over again. Perhaps because he is beautiful, and even though you know he’s dangerous for you, you still want him so very much.

You start to cry again, and try to get up from the bench. You need to get away from him, because you can’t think straight when he’s near.

“Y/n, wait.” He catches your wrist, and when you don’t really fight him, he pulls you down into his lap, and goddammit if this isn’t what you’d wanted all along. You feel small in his arms, cradled against his long torso and sheltered in the bend of his neck, even if in your hindbrain you know you are not actually safe at all. He strokes your hair until you quiet, and he kisses your temple like you are something precious.

How can this man be so sweet, just to turn on you?

“Why did you leave me, like that?”

You just do not understand. You could have had a lovely, fulfilling, mind-blowing if not vanilla night together. He’d laid all the groundwork like a master orchestrator, and you would have let him fuck you senseless. Fuck, you wouldn’t have even minded the tying up part, if he just hadn’t humiliated you.

“Because…” His lips ghost along the line of your jaw, and you fight not to squirm as his large hand slides up your thigh, his fingertips feather light on your skin. “Only good girls get to cum,” he says low in your ear, and you hate how it makes you ache between your legs, to hear him talk to you that way.

Outwardly, you do your best to keep your cool.

“And touching your hair made me a bad girl?”

“No.”

“Disobeying you did.”

“Yes.”

“That’s kinda fucked up.”

“Maybe.” He actually seems a little amused by you, which is not the reaction you were expecting. “I like to be in control. But you make me feel...unbalanced.”

“Me?” You sound incredulous. The thought that you could affect this powerful man in such a way seems absurd.

“Yes, you, kitten.”

The urge to demand he not call you that desiccates on your tongue.

“So...what? You feel the need to take revenge for that?”

“Maybe. I thought you knew the game we were playing, when you batted those big eyes up at me. Mr Wick, Sir, aren’t I a good girl?” His fingers dig into your thigh with the memory, and you can feel his growing erection beneath you. “But you’re just an innocent, aren’t you?”

“I wouldn’t say that.”

“You’re used to boys just eating out of the palm of your hand. But I am a man, with a man’s appetites, and a man’s desires.”

He was a little more than that, you reckoned.

“You want to control me.”

“That’s part of it.”

“Why?”

He smirks. “Maybe I had a rough childhood.”

You can’t tell if he’s joking or not.

“I want to take care of you.” He kisses your cheek again, and it is gentle and sweet and everything you had wanted from Mr. Wick, before this all went sideways. “I want you to be mine.”

You are not proud of the way those words unleash a fluttering swarm of butterflies in your belly, your breath quickening in your chest. You are proud when you manage to answer, “I don’t need taking care of.”

He just snorts lightly at that, as if it’s not even worth arguing over. “Come back to the hotel room with me. I promise I’ll finish what I started. With interest.” His hand slowly slides up your thigh, just beneath the skirt of your sundress, and you think you might die. You should not want this man, after what he did to you.

The ache between your legs suggests otherwise.

You give yourself some points, when you shake your head.

“No. I’m going back to my hostel.”

The shift in his demeanor gives you whiplash, a thunderhead of a frown pulling his handsome features. “Need to get back to your little friend Javi?” The jealousy in his tone hot as a brand. “Did he try to kiss you again?”

Your heart drops to your feet.

“How did you know he tried to kiss me?” you ask, your voice so small.

That was in Rome, after all.

What should have been obvious before comes crashing in, and you realize what a little fool you’ve been. That feeling that someone’s been watching you, and John’s so convenient and coincidental appearance outside the alley…

“Holy shit. You’ve been following me.”

“I’ve been protecting you.”

“Excuse me?”

“You have no idea what the world is really like, sweetheart. It’s a dangerous place.”

You frown at this.

“So…you think I’m stupid?”

“No, of course not.”

“You think I can’t take care of myself then.”

“I think I found you wandering around here like a lost little lamb. There are monsters here who would have gobbled a sweet little treat like you up in one bite.”

The fact that he sees you that way is more alarming than the thought of some unnamed threat in the shadows.

For some reason it makes you think of the men in the van back home—and how that van was found empty and on fire.

“How do you know about the monsters, John?”

“I just know.”

“You said you weren’t a cop. Were you FBI?”

He glares at you, which you take as a no.

“Interpol?”

You are met with silence, and you nod, mostly to yourself.

“You know about the monsters because you are one.” You think about those fierce looking Italian men with their scars and their bespoke suits. His previous words echo in your memory. Sono retirato.

“Were you in the mob?”

“Not…specifically.”

Then you remember he’d said he was from Belarus.

“Bratva, then.”

You should be terrified as you work all this out, trapped in the circle of this man’s arms, but you feel strangely numb about it all.

“My clever girl.” He sounds almost sad about it.

“Not clever enough,” you sigh.

You are not sure who is more surprised, you or him, when you burst to your feet. You actually manage to slip out of his grasp, though you only make it three steps before he captures your wrist again with a grip like an iron manacle. He gives you a dark look, annoyed that you would even try to play this game with him.

You remember what you learned in martial arts class a lifetime ago, pointing your thumb down towards the weak point of his grip and trying to jerk free. It’s worked before, with grabby men.

Not with John Wick, though.

“Stop.” Again, there’s that steely tone. The alpha voice one uses to reprimand a naughty dog. It only makes you angrier, and you struggle.

He pulls you hard against him, and you bite his hand. He doesn’t let you go, just adjusts his grip. “I didn’t want to do it this way,” he snarls low in your ear. “But you are so fucking stubborn.”

“Thank you.” You try to headbutt him behind you, but he ducks into the bend of your shoulder. You feel his chest trembling against your back, and only belatedly do you realize he is laughing at you.

“Enjoying this?”

“A little.”

“There’s no fucking way you can get me out of here without someone seeing. Let me go.”

He just sighs into your hair, like you’ve said something extremely naïve.

The arrival of newcomers into the park catches both of your attention. You lift your head, ready to ask for help, when you recognize the besuited tough guys from before.

Well, fuck.

“You've got some balls, showing your face around here, John Wick. Gianna d’Antonio’s son sends his greetings.”

“This isn’t a good time,” he snarls in return.

“Sorry, are you too busy fighting with your little girlfriend?”

He actually releases you then, pushing you to stand behind him. They are blocking the exit, so for now, you comply.

“You know how this will go,” John says, assuming a ready stance, his feet spread. He almost sounds regretful about it. “Do yourselves a favor, and leave.”

“Can’t do it, John,” says the one in the lead.

“For fuck’s sake,” curses John under his breath. The lead Italian makes a move, and John bursts into action. He is like a tornado of carnage upon them, throwing punches and breaking arms, cutting tendons and stabbing throats.

You are absolutely frozen as you watch all this unfold before you.

That is, until one of the thugs throws a knife at John, and you watch it bury in his chest. This is the thing that breaks your spell, and you run towards the fray with a scream, though who the fuck knows what you intend to do.

However, like he wasn’t just stabbed in the heart, John takes another attacker’s gun, pistol whipping him with it before shooting the knife thrower, then the last one standing. It cannot have been more than minute, before all of them are dead at his feet. He leans on his bent knees for a moment, catching his breath.

“John?” You hardly recognize your own voice as you rush to him, certain he’s taken a lethal blow and somehow fought through it with the surge of adrenaline. However, when you peel back his suit jacket you find no blood. He lets you look him over with frantic hands, maybe enjoying the fact that you don’t wish him dead, before pulling the still protruding knife from the breast of his jacket.

When he produces the little leather journal you’d gifted him from his inside pocket, now gravely marred with a puncture through the cover, you understand.

“Holy fuck.”

“You saved my life,” he says with an odd little smile down at you, as though all this is normal and what you just saw is totally ok.

Utterly horrified, you run.

“Y/n, wait!”

You throw yourself into the dark winding streets, taking any turn you can, trying to stay out of sight. Your feet fly beneath you; even in your shitty strappy sandals, it’s the fastest you’ve ever run.

It’s not fast enough.

When strong arms close around you, lifting you from the ground, you try to scream. A big hand clamps over your mouth, and you find yourself pressed hard into a stone wall. “Please, calm down,” he pants in your ear, out of breath from killing four people then running you down.

Your answer of, “Are you fucking kidding me?” is nothing but muffled syllables.

“Goddammit,” he sighs behind you, rifling in his pocket for something as he pins you with his body. “This is not how I wanted this to go.”

Your pitiful plea of “Let me go,” is cut off by an evil-smelling cloth shoved into your nose.

#john wick #john wick x reader #john wick x you #john wick x y/n #keanu reeves x reader #bittersweet john wick imagine #yandere john wick #john wick fic #congrats you fought john wick and lived!#i love you allllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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me: [looks at calendar, gets a wicked idea, looks into the camera] happy springtime, turtle fam! who's ready to celebrate the season?

...mating season, that is. hehe. [dodges the tomatoes]

so! i had the idea that it would be super fun to have a community-wide event where we all have a prompt and then everyone fills it in their own way.

...i then decided all the prompts i came up with were too good not to use, but also none of them were Good Enough to use exclusively, so i changed my mind and the prompt is now just MATING SEASON. with a few suggestions at the bottom of this post if you're looking for some.

since spring is coming upon us, i hereby invite everyone to join in the vernal festivities... which in turtle parlance, of course, means only one thing: write, draw, whatever your version of "mating season", then join me on march 1 to post it with the tag #TMNTSpringShellebration. we then shall browse the fine selection of our mutual artistic efforts, and basically just have a good time as a community.

here are the prompts i came up with as starters-slash-things-to-include if you're looking for a place to get started. feel free to use these at will, or use them to come up with something of your own:

“Please don’t make me explain this. It’s humiliating as is.”

Oops, Looks Like Mating Season Came A Week Early This Year

“…In all of my mating seasons, this has never happened before.”

“I told you not to come by! It’s mating season!”

Probably should have expected it to be different now that he’s not going through it alone.

Because of Shenanigans, you have to wait. Wait… Wait… ok now.

They’re not the right person for mating season… but they’re the one who’s here, so…

“Show me where it hurts."

so yeah! see you all on march 1 for the, uh, spring shellebration. party popper emoji

questions i imagine will be popping up and i hope will clear up here before my askbox swells beyond capacity under the cut to keep this post from being Way Too Long. also it's really not that serious it's just an excuse to write slash draw for everyone Please Don't Take This Thing Too Seriously It's Not That Serious:

"can i participate?" yes! it's literally just an invitation to do something. nothing fancier than that. no need to be following me or in my friend group or whatever.

"can i write (insert fic idea here)?" yep! so long as it's related to the idea of mating seasons, it flies. reader insert? hell yea. oc? hell yeah. solo turtle and his favorite pillow? go for it.

"can i draw (insert art idea here)?" yep! uh. i know tumblr has the cops watching for sin bin material, but you art people know how to deal with that. and if you don't, uh, ask the other art people. im just a feral cat in a trench coat

"how do i participate?" write/draw/collect songs for/whatever. then, on march 1, post it and tag it #TMNTSpringShellebration. also, for funsies, keep it hush hush what you're working on so we can all be super shocked when the day comes! except, y'know, that you're planning on joining in. totally do that.

"when do i post it?" march 1. whenever on that day. waves hands around in a vague gesture at time zones not mattering. seriously don't take this so seriously it's just me wanting to create cool shit with my friends with a little more structure to it

"does it have to be horny?" i mean. it's an event about mating season. so by definition it's going to be at least a little horny. but however you interpret it is cool. even if it's just. idk. leo sitting sweatily in a chair looking longingly at a glass of water bc he's thirstier than usual. be smart about things, people. i'm not your dad.

"which tmnt verse is this for?" whichever one you want it to be for!! rise! bayverse! 2007! your fan iteration! your friend's fan iteration! your mortal enemy's fan iteration! yes!

"will you be reblogging everything?" absolutely not, but this isn't an event About Me. i am incidental to the thing. it's about Us. coming together as a community. for horny turtles. puts my hands on your shoulders. do it for you. for your friends. for the community.

#text tag #feel free to reblog this around. it started out as a thing for turtle fam but we all agreed that it would be fun for The Community #anyway yeehaw let's spend all of february thinking about what to do and then the night of feb 29 doing it RAH #tmntspringshellebration

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