#waddle like a penguin

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Apple Seed 11: Abuela

Vaggie: (helping Charlie walk around the hotel) Just a couple more weeks and this will be all over, babe.

Charlie: (waddling like a fat penguin and holding her back) Thank fuck!

Lucifer: ....I'm risking it. (rushes up behind Charlie, lifts her up, places her feet on his, and starts waddling forward while singing) WWWWWWaddle like a penguin, quack, quack! WWWaddle like a penguin, quack, quack!

Charlie: DAD!!! I'M NOT THREE ANYMORE!!! I'M JUST PREGNANT!!! (looks down at her recently dropped baby belly) Very.... VERY.... pregnant....

Lucifer: Sorry, duckie. I thought this might help bring a smile to your face.

KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!

Vaggie: Who the fuck is here now?! We put it out that we're not taking anymore sinners until after the baby's born!

Charlie: (slowly easing herself onto a lowered bar stool) Vaggie, be nice.

Baby: (wiggles, sending Charlie's whole belly pulsing)

Charlie: Baby agrees.

Vaggie: Yes, dear.... (answers the door) What do you- .......

Carmilla: (standing in the doorway with an imposing stare)

Vaggie: Carmine!? What are you doing here?!

Carmilla: (places an envelope in Vaggie's hand and enters the hotel with Clara and Odette in tow - dragging mounds of baby goods) I am here to check in on the princess and child while dropping off some much needed baby items.

Charlie: Aww~ That's awfully nice of you, Ms. Carmine.

Baby: (flutters)

Vaggie: (opening the envelope) This better not be an invoice for all of that! (pulls out a thick packet of paper and reads) WHAT THE FUCK???? You're ADOPTING me?!?!?!

Charlie: (jaw drops as she's in the middle of holding up a white baby onesie that says "I Love My Mommies" in rainbow from the pile) What?!

Lucifer: (Angry puppy face) Oh, no! That is MY daughter-in-law!

Carmilla: I figured it was overdue, especially with a child on the way. The baby needs an abuela in its life.

Vaggie: (opens mouth to say something only for her to close it with a snap) You know what? Fuck it. This is fine. Someone, give me a pen.

Odette: (hands over a pen)

Vaggie: Thank you. (signs the paper) There. Carmine, now you're an abuelita.

Carmilla: (staring at Charlie and the baby belly) Abuela is just fine.

Vaggie: Abuelita or nothing.

Carmilla: (opens mouth to counter)

Baby: (flutters excitedly and little fist impressions press against Charlie's belly)

Charlie: Awww~ They want to say "Hi" to their abuelita~

Carmilla: (flushes red and closes her mouth before shuffling forward and holding her hand over Charlie's belly)

Charlie: (smiles and gently presses her hand on top of Carmilla's, bringing it to her belly)

Baby: (tiny hand presses against the taught belly to meet the hand outside)

Carmilla: ......... (internally crying from sheer emotions) Qué pequeño tan precioso.

Clara & Odette: Can we feel the baby?!

Carmilla: (walks back over to Vaggie to retrieve the paperwork)

Vaggie: (smirking) Don't think I didn't hear that.

Carmilla: I don't know what you're talking about.

#apple seed #apple seed au #pregnant charlie #she's so close to popping #chaggie #charlie #vaggie #carmilla carmine #odette #clara #lucifer #adoption #abuela #abuelita #waddle like a penguin #thanks anons

[arcaidee]

old posting but i just remembered i made this a year ago and its still good

#kirby #king dedede #waddle dee #i like when he has penguin mannerisms deep down

[pinkd3mon]

Bandee is the favorite son (actually is Kirby but it's a secret)

Day 6 of drawing kirby shitpost for every day of October

Bonus old sketch:

#kirby #kots #kirby of the stars #kirby fanart #hoshi no kirby #king dedede #meta knight #bandana waddle dee #most of the shitposts from now on are probably going to be about dedede and Kirby #i just like their relationship very much #dedede actually loves Kirby so much #have you ever thought about the fact that Kirby will outlive Dedede by probably a fucking lot #maybe that would be the time Kirby learns about the concept of death for the first time #i think about them a lot #you know how gay penguins adopt eggs that are abandoned by their parents #dedede is that gay penguin #and Kirby is his adopted egg #and Kirby's parents are the concept of chaos itself so maybe it didn't have a choice #I'm not sure where Bandana enters the equation #specially because i see Bandana as having a childhood crush on dedede so being his dad would be weird #my hc is that waddle dees are lowkey hivemind-like and all waddle dees go through a phase where they have a crush on dedede #and bandana has trained himself to be more resistant to everyone's combined feelings #the burden of being the representative of waddle dees

[veveisveryuncool]

do yall ever think about he just,,,,,,,walks. on air. 

he is so powerful he doesn’t need trivial things like wings or inhalation. bandee looked at the sky one day and said “take me to the clouds” and then he just. did.

#no but fr this has been plaguing me since i was 8 #how is he flying???? #like dedede shouldnt make sense either because penguin but bandee?? #he goes above and beyond man #hes the true definition of double jump #tags woah!!! #kirby #kirby series #bandana dee #bandana waddle dee #bandee #king dedede #meta knight #why isnt this discussed more often fr

[merwynsartblog]

have my cis asexual panromantic dedede design my oc design with tiny changes and the two kiddos bc why tf not

#kirby #kirby oc #king dedede #bandana waddle dee #i need to draw more for my kirby followers istg if i get ideas i will i promise!! #also yeah some designs look like the same but its bc i dont got any new ideas i like lol #anyways *RUNS* #also yeah i hc dedede as a old ass penguin man that why he molting!!!11!!

[jrueships]

ALPEY'S SHEER DELIGHT BEFORE HAPPY DANCING WITH THE BASKETBALL AS CELEBRATION 😭

#dillon: SMITH!! move your ass over here!! i think this is a prime example to show you what fun is . #jabari: *waddles over from the dark corner he was murmuring alone in* what -_- . #jabari: ... what. is That . #dillon: fun . ...i think-- #jabari: .... 😐 #jabari: .... i don't know what that is 😑 . #*waddles away* #dillon watching very intrigued like a baby soon to be diagnosed with psychopathy <33 so sweet <3 #love how jalen penguin walks with it to celebrate with alpey #no brain activity in that entire room #theyre so cute #alpey #jaba #green

[perch-the-cat]

Story Time: Weird Karen Teachers

so this story involves @eeveetheadventurer/@definitely-spirit-halloween, @mayketz, @gwenthegay1, @alex061411, and a few other friends that aren't on tumblr that I'm gonna name, L, A, Zigzag, and B (not real names due to privacy reasons).

So basically L, Gwen, Alex, and A were giving B-day speeches to May while Eevee, B, Zigzag and I were just messing around with my Larry Koopa plush. So this teacher (that literally no one knows her name so we call her Ms. Waddles [the whole 7th grade calls her this]), comes up after B took the Larry plush and I was trying to grab it back just starts bitching about the plush. She said that I should put it in my locker (even though it was doing literally nothing but being existent and looking cute). Of course we asked why and she said, "A 7th grader shouldn't have a stuffed animal" (not exact words I don't remember exactly what she said). I said, "but it's kinda like an emotional support thingy to me". She responded asking if I had a thing in my bio saying I could have it. Obviously not but then I asked to just put it in my purse where it normally is during passing time. She agreed and then said, "if I see it out again you're gonna have to get it back at the office on your way home".

Eventually Ms. Waddles stopped talking to us and everyone else on the other half of the table asked what exactly happened because they weren't fully paying attention. So I explained what happened (Ms. Waddles was still standing were she was earlier). Zigzag said that she was basically just bullying a 7th grader, and B made a comment saying she sleeps with plushes every night and there's nothing wrong with that. I also said that it's not like it's one of those feisty pets plushes or the cabbage doll that got banned for eating hair. As Ms. Waddles walked off B said, "Fucking Karen" then for sure I know B, May and I flipped Waddles off because of it.

YEAH THAT WAS CHAOTIC (and Larry was just doing nothing)

#story time #larry koopa plush #karens #karen teacher #karen teacher that walks like a penguin #ms. waddles #HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDDYYY #real story #true story #sos

[artistheworld]

I JUST DID 4 HOURS OF SKIING AND IT WAS SO COOL!

Tho I’m frozen with icicles and my ankles are sore

#rea blurbs #rea’s little sketches #SKIING #I waddled like a penguin

[ch3shire-rabbit]

POST THE PENGUIN NOISE ART!!! I WANT TO SEE MR FEATHERLESS BIPED HONK AT LOUD VOLUMES!!!!! Also sorry for yelling but I want to see Dedede make penguin noises!!

This wasn’t the art I was referring to in that other post, but perhaps this would suffice instead-?

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Do NOT repost, edit, trace, or use my art in any way. Thanks. 

#kirby #crispy’s art #meta knight #king dedede #metadede #asks #bandanna waddle dee #waddle dee #I just. Didn’t like how Meta came out in the art I was referring to. I apologize #I NEED more content of ddd showing more penguin traits or I’m going to explode /j #I love penguins and their noises sob #They sound like donkeys to me. They’re very cute

[911-on-abc]

Inspiration Saturday

I've been dealing with some writers block so instead of writing I've been trying to learn more about American football – the actual sport is still as confusing to me as ever, however I love shenanigans, tomfoolery, and drama and boy does the NFL have a lot of it

anyways I stumbled upon this clip and I haven't stopped thinking about it since it's so fucking funny

will I find a way to incorporate it into the fic?? idk man we'll just have to wait and see :)

(thank you @wildlife4life for the tag!!)

#nfl au #NFL!Buck #buddie wip #Sarah speaks #tag game #the photo on the left is of this player whose touchdown celebration is him doing a penguin waddle bc his last name is waddle #and I love it so much #so now I totally need to think of something this goofy for Buck to do #also I forgot to mention #the mermaid guy doesn't think dinosaurs are real??? like???

[stolligaseptember]

cold greetings from the north ❄️

#it was -25 degrees outside and i was so bundled up i waddled around like a lil penguin 🐧 #(and my groin is paying the price for it now) #worth it tho!!!!! #storytelling september

[athenasparrow]

Top 5 sea creatures 🐙

Dolphin 🐬

Octopus 🐙

Whale 🐳

Turtle 🐢

Penguin 🐧

Send me an ask for TOP FIVE of anything. Randomness, raunchiness and serious questions all welcome 😘

#I have reasons for each one of these #dolphins have sex for pleasure #my little escape artiste are so intelligent #sentient gentle giants #sometimes I feel like moving as slowly as a turtle #a ​penguins waddle reminds me of my dance moves #silly to watch #will make you laugh #athena was asked

[pinkd3mon]

I just realized I made this account and then proceeded to not post anything lmao

Anyway, have a shistpost

#Kirby #kots #kirby memes #kirby fanart #dedede #king dedede #kirby dedede #this is based on the hc that Dedede was raised by waddle dees #i know i could have made him brown like an accurate baby king penguin but #honestly this account will mainly be shistpost I'm sorry #I'm too emotionally invested in the other drawings i make about them #please be patient with me

[miraculan-draws]

I love each and every single art of Tad. she has such a Shape to her, it’s delightful

THANK YOU I was largely inspired by the dumpling shape of Ponyo, which is a prime baby shape imo

#she must waddle around like a penguin #shes on the loose

[todd-machine]

chainsaw man 117 has me in shards on the floor I can’t keep doing this anyway only csm 117 panels that have any significance to the plot or are canon bc I said so :3

#Todd churns out words #spoilers #csm #chainsaw man #chainsaw man part 2 #chainsaw man spoilers #csm spoilers #rwby chibi s1 ep6 @ 2:38 #the little blush marks on his face when he realises he's holding a penguin I can't he finally got to see a penguin he's so happy #I can't keep doing this anymore #/lh #can't believe I haven't seen anyone post the panel w the security guy and the penguin waddling together like that yet

[llumimoon]

Hi there! Taking the bait as well for your Oak family headcanons hehe

*slides one of mine gently across the table*

I'd personally like to think that Henry has bird-themed nicknames for his grandkids, despite Sparrow not following the whole bird name convention. In my mind, Henry calls Normal "penguin" or "pingüino" bc I distantly recall Will mentioning that Normal had a little bit of a waddle as a little kid 🥺 (also it is a little bit ironic since Norm absolutely cannot swim lmao). Hero gets "kiwi" or "kiwi-bird" for no real discernible reason other than the fact that I think it's cute. Also, both kiwis and penguins are flightless birds, so there's that! I'd also like to think that he'd come up with one for Dot, but this is where my creativity runs out, I'm afraid 😅

Anywho, I'd love to hear any of your spare headcanons if you'd like to share 'em! Hope you have a beautiful day, lovebird 💜💜💜

AWWW OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT HC !! Henry giving his family nicknames will always be the sweetest thing to me 🥺 I think if Henry were to ever meet Dot, he’d call them ‘pigeon’!! <3

I’d love to share some of my spare head cannons with you!! :D <33

When the kids were younger Lark tried to teach them basic hand-to-hand self defense! He managed to convince Sparrow to let him do it, since knowing self defense is generally pretty useful to know even outside of apocalyptic situations.

Hero took to the lessons very easily, she’s always been the more hot tempered one of the siblings. I like to think Hero inherited the full wrath of the Oak Family Anger, so learning how to safely take out that anger through physical activity was good for her. Eventually though she switches her coping mechanism to games and anime, and her lessons with Lark trickle to a stop.

Normal was… the complete opposite LMAO he hated the idea of fighting and hitting his family, even if it was just for practice. He outright REFUSED to do it but would sometimes sit in the backyard and watch Hero’s lessons. That also meant he would regularly burst into tears if one of them hit the other too hard.

Eventually instead of learning hand-to-hand, Normal actually takes a shining to first aid! It started out with him insisting on giving Hero and Lark kids character bandaids after every lesson they had.

Later, Lark comes home late at night from a secret daddies mission he didn’t tell anyone about, and Normal just so happened to be awake at the time. It turns into a little impromptu first aid lesson from Lark to Normal, since he insisted on staying and making his uncle feel all better again.

Lark keeps occasionally giving Normal those first aid lessons throughout the years after that! He would never say it out loud, but it gives him a little peace of mind to know that his niece and nephew are able to take protect and take care of each other if they ever needed to.

#dndads #cal rambles #THANK YOU SOOSOSOSOS MUCH FOR SHARING UR HCS WITH ME !!! #genuinely the bird nicknames are SOOO CUTE OMG #penguin Normal 🥺🥺🥺🥺 WUAGGHGGHGG #i can also imagine that aside from his little waddle #kid Norm would also like to cling to and play with peoples legs as they were walking #Sparrow always told him that he’d make someone trip #and Henry thought he looked like a little baby penguin trying to squeeze himself between people’s legs while they’re standing #hehehe and Hero beinf a kiwi bird #she’s tiny and fiercely protective but she hasn’t found her place yet and she’s a lil weird #but it just comes off as spunk #I LOOVE grandpa Henry stuff 😭🥺 <333 #OH SHIT I FORGOT TI DO MY TAG STUFF #ask #happi-tree