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joaoppereiraus · 2 months
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"Rich"
That's $20 dollars XD
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wonder-waffle93 · 1 year
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KRUSHER KAZ
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drawing little characters on sticky notes is healing actually
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omnybus · 2 years
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You're attending an open casket funeral with your vulturegirl wife. She tells you shes going to grab something from the food table and you just smile and nod, but as she leaves you suddenly remember this funeral isn't catered
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girlballs · 10 months
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vulturegirl tries to give you a footjob and winds up accidentally double-circumcising you
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lovesickbrat · 3 days
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no fr catgirls and puppygirls are so overrepresented what about the vulturegirls huh?
WHERE MY GIRLS WHO EAT CARRION AT??? READ TO BE DEVOURED
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retroactivebakeries · 2 years
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You stumble through the last few steps of the desert road as the oasis carvanserai's welcome walls come into view. A pair of catgirl wayfarer monks receive, offering wineskins, black bread, and betel nuts with cardamom and dates.
Having had your fill of these amenities, you ask your hosts what lands lie nearby. The older catgirl's ears perk up with visible delight, for she has spent most her seventeen-and-seven years of holy service here coming up with this speech.
"Seven days' walk dawnward — perhaps eight, if you lack spirit discipline — begin the Uncountable Pillar Marches, once the edge of the now-defunct Pattern Egg Empire. Its towering pillars of basalt and malachite still stand, though oft askew. Each pillar is home to one of a clangorous and unruly mass of scorpiongirl philosophers, cranegirl god-speakers, and fennecgirl charlatans, all shouting to be heard. Bring wax to seal your ears, offerings of food and coin, and a traveling companion with a strong throwing arm."
"If, instead, you follow the sunset for longer than I'd care to, you'll find storied Attar-in-Mourning. Long ago, its shrikegirl sorcerer-queen plucked out her eye and replaced it with a shard of a slumbering primordial godgirl's sapphire brain. She is thus incomparable in all subtle art, and a monster infinitely worse than the rock lodged in her skull. If you must visit Attar-in-Morning, be sure you travel alongside snakegirls, for the sorcerer-queen is inexplicably fond of them."
"Go at night by the polestar till you reach a river, then follow its waters, and you'll reach the great port-city Chryselephantine. It's been in uproar ever since a catgirl crime syndicate stole of a copy of the Crucible Phoenix Manual. Now all the catgirl mobsters have spirit discipline, gun arts, and ascended forms, and they've overthrown Chryselephantine's royal beasts. It is perhaps mildly more dangerous than its neighbors, though the price of arsenic there is quite modest."
"Now, see that mountain on the horizon? Set out that way, and you'll find yourself in the magmatic demesne of the Girl-Eating Pantokrator, who knows the ways of death-without-action." Here, the older monk frowns, and departs from her script. "Please direct any questions about her name to my companion." The younger catgirl stifles a laugh, having mastered the art of doing so in the months since the elder monk last gave this speech.
"And to the beith, there are the Aerial Ziggurats, five-times-five-thousand." (all catgirls know what beith is). "Before the seas were salt, the ziggurats were flying palaces and world-smiting warships. Now they are tombs, and like all tombs, they draw scavengers. Vulturegirls and scarabgirls and opossumgirls steal away into the ruins in search of forbidden secrets and long-forgotten wonders. A wretched lot, they, and best avoided."
The younger catgirl, though, shakes her head. She shoots you a look that says "oh you know, it's just some teens sneaking up there to drink and dice and pact with demongirls (and also I'm totally dating one of them!)" It's a commendable demonstration of the Locutive Smile! Maybe she'd rather take up the desert road than stay here with her master...
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soup-mother · 2 months
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Vulturegirl: pleased to meat you ^_^
Buzzard girl: buzzzzz
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glitchlight · 10 months
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completely average and normal vulturegirl who just wants to be a hot goth at college is tormented by the fates to see prophecy in everything. Latte art, multiple choice exams, the patterns of leaves on the sidewalk all unfurl the most banal fates for those walking around her. Not even dire woe and misery! 'You will go gray at 28'-type bullshit
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futchgunk · 2 months
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deadpan vulturegirl is a buzzardkill to have at parties on goth
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wingedpikmin · 10 months
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fun. if all the band members were vulturegirls
When you're lost and alone
And you scavenge meat from bones
Carrion
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wikiweb-blog · 7 years
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Girls Series Finale Recap: I Got...
VultureGirls Series Finale Recap: I Got ItVultureThe problem of how to end Girls has always rested on the problem of what we want from Hannah. Do we ultimately want her to succeed? Or do we want her to continue to cycle through failures, moving forward but not really changing? And if she does succeed …Girls: Lena Dunham and Jenni Konner break down the series finaleEW.com (blog)Variety TV Critics Discuss the Legacy and Impact of ‘Girls’ (Part 2)Variety’Girls’ Series Finale: Lena Dunham & EP Jenni Konner On Hannah’s Future, Marnie’s Choices & Why No Mr. BigDeadlineHollywood Reporter -Daily Beast -E! Online -A.V. Cluball 144 news articles » FULL STORY
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