#vulgora meme

[redbirb-of-fandoms]

Our beloved courtiers as:  cursed black cats!!!

#the arcana game #arcana game #the courtiers #the courtiers arcana #the courtiers memes #valdemar #vulgora #volta #vlastomil #valerius #quaestor valdemar #pontifex vulgora #procurator volta #praetor vlastomil #consul valerius #valdemar meme #valdemar memes #vulgora meme #vulgora memes #volta meme #volta memes #vlastomil meme #vlastomil memes #valerius meme #valerius memes #valdemar the arcana #vulgora the arcana #volta the arcana #vlastomil the arcana #valerius the arcana

[totallyy-not-charlie]

I don’t even know man. I was bored

#art #artists on tumblr #digital art #original art #artwork #my art #digital drawing #digital illustration #digutal art #digital aritst #shitpost #the arcana #the arcana game #the courtiers #the arcana courtiers #valdemar #Volta #the arcana valdemar #the arcana Volta #the arcana vulgora #vulgora #vlastomil #the arcana vlastomil #worm #doodle #this is so stupid #stupid shit #Volta my beloved #hampter #meme

[courtiersmybeloathed]

i made some memes

don't know if these have been done before

my fandom contribution

#the arcana #quaestor valdemar #julian devorak #asra alzanar #the arcana vulgora #pontifex vulgora #the arcana valdemar #the arcana julian #the arcana asra #the arcana memes #arcana memes

[drowchancellor]

#the arcana #the arcana game #arcana memes #arcana shitposting #julian devorak #consul valerius #the arcana valerius #asra alzanar #valdemar #nadia satrinava #vlastomil #volta #portia devorak #muriel #muriel the arcana #vulgora #count lucio #lucio morgasson

[fuckincrow]

wake up babe gabi posted memes

#the arcana #the arcana memes #pontifex vulgora #lucio is scrumptious #count lucio #nadia satrinava #julian devorak #asra alnazar #portia devorak #praetor vlastomil #consul valerius #procurator volta #muriel of the kokhuri

[perxywonderland]

I mean, they all fit.

Once I found a video of a mother possum accidentally hitting some babies against a pipe and 2 babies fell and got abandoned, she doesn’t wanna get bonked too.

Ryo @lovefromreverie our favorite trash rat

Father opossum is Fatima @bmkad07

#opossum #the arcana game #the arcana art #perxywonderland #purple heather au #the arcana fanart #the arcana devil #digital art #the arcana oc #the arcana mc #the arcana shitpost #the arcana meme #shitpost #the arcana Lucio #the arcana courtiers #the arcana vlastomil #the arcana Valerius #the arcana Volta #the arcana vulgora #the arcana valdemar

[bayadek]

The courtiers as Furby memes!!

VULGORA

#the arcana #the arcane game #nix hydra #thearcana #the arcana courtiers #pontifex vulgora #the arcana vulgora #vulgora #arcana memes #furby memes

[5leggedlamb]

I feel like Vulgora low-key gives Cupcakke and Limp Bizkit. That's just me tho (and I specifically mean cupcakke remixes)

#the arcana #meme #the arcana memes #pontifex vulgora #the arcana courtiers #post

[drustvar]

🍄 APPRENTICEMBER - Day 4 🍄

What about the courtiers? Have they met them? What do they think of them?

Rosie met them in the prologue (shameless plug since I have it on Ao3) And by and large, she's mostly apathetic about them.

Valerius : she just sees as "that mean twink who threw wine on me". In other timelines where he's married to one of her friends and probably starts to be less of an asshole I think she can start to get along with him. Or at least not bare her teeth at him LMAO

Valdemar: DOES. NOT. LIKE. Literally the first time she saw them she thought "what the fuck is that." she's very superstitious and really truly thinks they're some kind of evil faerie that would like. steal a baby from its crib. When she was working in the plague dungeons she was one of the only doctors who didn't take their shit and wouldn't let them scare her.

Vlastomil: Listen if she didn't almost throw up every time she sees a worm they'd probably get along fine. Worms and Fungi are both decomposers, you guys are the same kind of autistic. Really just regards him as 'someone's sad wet grandpa'.

Volta: The only one that Rosie would say she outright likes LMFAO. Honestly feels quite bad for her, especially the way the other ones seem to push her around. Whenever Rosie had to be at the Palace she always tried to sneak Volta some snacks.

Vulgora: She honestly has No opinion of them other than that they need to stop pushing Volta around. Such a shame bc 1. I think they could be an ICONIC pair and also 2. It would be so fun to see these two fight. I think they need to be in a wrestling match for real.

#i wanted to draw memes for this but ah! I do not have the energy or time #Rosie and Vulgora honestly have very similar body shapes she's just like. stretched out. taller. doesnt have lil beanpole legs #rosie #apprenticember

[redbirb-of-fandoms]

Music room shenanigans:

Sadly they got busted:

#the arcana game #the arcana #the arcana memes #the arcana courtiers #the courtiers #valdemar #vulgora #volta #vlastomil #valerius #nadia #quaestor valdemar #pontifex vulgora #procurator volta #praetor vlastomil #consul valerius #nadia satrinava #memes #meme #arcana valdemar #valdemar the arcana #the arcana valdemar #arcana vulgora #the arcana vulgora #vulgora the arcana #volta arcana #arcana volta #volta the arcana #the arcana volta #the arcana vlastomil

[jules-ilya]

Just saw someone reference the courtiers as wine dude, worm dude, red angry dude, green demon dude and Volta.

I'm dying over here 🤣🤣

#vulgoras is the best 😂 #the arcana courtiers #the arcana memes #so whose your favorite dude lmao

[fox-daddy]

More stolen memes as the arcana

Warning: One or two smut references

Mc: sipping on the hierophant’s wine*

Lucio: stop sipping so loudly!

Nadia: leave that little guy alone!

Lucio: the fuck you gonna do if I don't?!

Nadia: pulls out sword*

Lucio: ah, ahhh, AHHHHH!!!

~~~

Julian: holding a curly furred kitten* is this a cat... or a sheep?

Asra: a sh-at

Nadia: Don't call it that, please

Asra: A SHIT-TEN!

~~~

Lucio: if you think I'm rude you should hear the little voice in my head

~~~

Nadia @ Lucio: I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache, because you're awful.

~~~

MC: I think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises for ten hours

Muriel: I never once had a slice of cheesecake in my life and always thought it was something that only existed in that one place Asra visited once

Julian: I almost want to study you

Valdemar: may I offer a lab?

MC: why would he need a dog?

~~~

MC @ lucio: their is something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?

~~~

*table full of containers of brightly coloured neon glitter*

MC: I wanna stick my hand in it, but no I do not

Asra: Something in me wants to flip this entire table

~~~

Asra @ Lucio; I've met some pricks in my time but you are the entire fucking cactus.

~~~

Julian: haha, ok, I imagined some dragons, now what?

Julian: do I have to become radioactive next?

~~~

MC: do you have any regrets?

Muriel: Absolutely, thanks for asking. *proceeds to leave before MC can ask any follow up questions*

~~~

Lucio: people run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water

Nadia: Wow, Lucio so profound. Do you also bathe fully clothed? 'isn't it funny that a person will eat when they're hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face'

~~~

mc: referring to things in real life as canon is so funny to me

Julian: Oh fuck, I hope what I did last night wasn't canon

~~~

Julian: I'm so tired I could eat a horse

Lucio: I identity as a horse and this offends me!

Julian: well I identify as offends and this horses me

Asra: I offend horses, identify me.

Nadia: I think the real question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired?

~~~

Julian: I did a lot of things and half of those things will in fact be my downfall eventually

~~~

MC: it is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn!

Muriel: power move?

MC: Update, that someone was Asra

Nadia: does he have a lantern?

MC: shouting out the back window* Asra do you have a lantern?!

Asra: shouting back* no!

MC: shouting back* how can you see?!

Asra: shouting back* moonlight!

~~~

Vulgora: people with interests are disgusting

MC: what about hobbies?

Vulgora: are you personally enjoying it?

MC: Quite a bit, actually

Vulgora: Gross

~~~

Asra: how many toes do you have?

Julian: you mean in my mouth or-?

Asra: blocked, have a horrible day

~~~

Asra: people are always like ‘are you a morning person or a night person?’ and I’m just like, buddy I’m barely even a person

~~~

MC: what's a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband? hife?? wifesband??

MC:...

MC: I may be stupid

Nadia: this is just like looking for your glasses when their on your head

~~~

Asra @ himself: tiny little dragons, in tiny little wagons, drinking little beers form their tiny little flagons.

  ~~~

Portia: when you scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up

MC: when you scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into your hand

Portia: when you put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbutt

MC: When your cat runs just a little bit faster to get to you

Portia: almost crying from cuteness* cats

~~~

Asra: girls can be handsome, it’s all about vibes.

Nadia: similarly boys can be pretty. ‘Handsome’ and ‘pretty’ aren’t gendered adjectives and I will fight someone on this

MC: Handsome in the statue sort of way and pretty in the starry sky sort of way. Or handsome in the jawline sort of way and pretty in the eyelashes sort of way. If you asked me to define these I couldn’t but the vibes are there

Asra: YES! EXACTLY!

~~~

Asra: I can’t believe you don’t want bofa

MC:....

MC: probably going to regret this, but, what’s bofa?

Asra: bofa my arms wrapped around you in a loving hug

~~~

Julian: why not make your own foot scrub?

Lucio: one feet are pretty hard to make and two don’t call me scrub ever again

Julian: rebooting*

Julian: wait what?

#the arcana mc #the arcana game #the arcana apprentice #asra the arcana #nadia the arcana #lucio the arcana #muriel the arcana #julian the arcana #the arcana memes #the arcana spoilers #the arcana shitpost

[drowchancellor]

#the arcana #arcana memes #the arcana game #arcana shitposting #count lucio #lucio morgasson #julian devorak #asra alzanar #muriel #muriel the arcana #nadia satrinava #portia devorak #consul valerius #the arcana valerius #volta #vulgora #vlastomil

[simper-maximus]

Courtiers Headcanons Yoo

Thoughts are flooding my head, here is me draining it out even though I have no experience in writing.

Now, warning: I only finished Lucio's route so these could contain inaccurate information. Since I basically know most of the story from memes. Oh well.

Today's topic is bodily functions and other slightly disgusting stuff. Enjoy.

Volta

➼Overall there is a common headcanon (or maybe it's canon? don't remember) that the courtiers do not need to eat, and thus have no bodily functions overall.

➼In my opinion, while that is mostly true, it only is to an extent. They don't need to eat, but if they do, you better believe it has to come out too

➼With that being said, Volta, with all her eating, practically lives in the loo

➼The first month when she got to the palace and became the darling lil procurator we know, she was overjoyed by being fed whenever she felt like it

➼(Which is basically all the time because everyone though of her as some sickly victorian child wannabe) (And hey, gotta feed the workers)

➼And at first everyone though it was because her scrawny body was just getting used to the now normal food intake

➼But nah she just had no control over herself and would go full sneaky mode and eat five cow's worth of food a day whoops

➼So the cooks and even Nadia got concerned

➼Why is this precious baby always running to the bathroom?? Is the food contaminated? But everyone else is fine??

➼They took her to the head doctor, darling Valdemar to check for allergies because what if she is lactose intolerant? Or has gluten problems?? They can't risk losing their most accurate poison check worker

➼This obviously annoyed the other demon because damn it, WHY couldn't Volta just chill and at least TRY not to raise attention?

➼In the end Valdemar prescribed her some fake pills and got her her own bathroom. Problem solved, nobody is suspicious now

Valdemar

➼Another headcanon I see often is that their shell of a body is fused with their clothes, basically making it part of the disguise

➼Yeah, no

➼They work with blood and other non solid waste that could stain their clothes

➼If those clothes were fused with their body it would make it sooo much harder to keep it clean

➼Not to mention anything could get stuck in that delicate fabric. Geting all up in the nooks and crannies

➼Good luck washing it out if that is the case. They'd have to throw their whole self in the washing machine

➼That being said they have a normal body under the uniform, and take daily showers even if they didn't get particularly dirty that day

➼They do however use those very old block soaps that makes your skin texture feel sticky in a way too clean sense. Either that or the strongest one they can find. Doesn't matter that it makes their skin dry as hell

➼That being said their skin is unbelievably dry all the time. Please put some lotion on them

Vulgora

➼HOW are they always so sweaty

➼Maybe definitely that is the reason they are always so angry all the time

➼How can you thrive in an environment where your foes keep getting away because of your slippery body, huh??

➼Brings Vlastomil to shame

➼The Vesuvian temperature doesn't help one bit. Therefore this demon loves the winter, despite claiming to dislike it because "the colors don't go well with their outfits"

➼They definitely tried the "pads inside your clothes" lifehack to lessen the damage. Don't ask where the pads came from

➼Also those facial oil remover rolls? They got like four in each pocket

➼Weirdly cares a lot about skin care though, so they often brag that the oils are the cause of their baby soft skin

➼You could not find one (1) pore on this demon's face. And of course, everybody noticed that

➼They tried to profit off of this, and sold some wacky "skincare scrub cream" to the civillians. (For the purpose of buying some sick weapons with the cash of course) Didn't work. Had to wait for a whole generation to die off to escape the shame

➼So how does their makeup never get smeared? Don't ask an enby their secrets~~

Vlastomil

➼He, like Volta loves a good feast and always joins in whenever he can

➼However he hates when fish is served because it reminds him that worms are often used as bait to catch said fish

➼Glares at the palace aquarium as he walks by

➼He is probably the most normal one of the bunch

➼Doesn't have to deal with anything extreme

➼Good for him honestly

Extra: Valerius

➼He is slowly starting to go bald but admits it to no one

#the arcana #the arcana game #nyx hydra #the arcana courtiers #the courtiers #courtiers #procurator volta #volta #the arcana volta #quaestor valdemar #valdemar #the arcana valdemar #pontifex vulgora #vulgora #the arcana vulgora #praetor vlastomil #vlastomil #the arcana vlastomil #the arcana valerius #valerius #the arcana headcanons #the courtiers headcanons #courtiers headcanons #headcanons

[themushroomgoesyeet]

Remembered this video & decided to turn it into a meme

Enjoy the randomness

Devil: We are back bitches!

Lucio: bITchEs wE Are bAck

Asra: If I don't do my work, does it even exist?

Morga: You should overwork yourself until your thyroid breaks!

Volta: Drop everything and have a cookie!

Vlastomil: It is all over, this is the end for you

Vulgora: TYPE THE LETTERS AND NUMBERS I DON'T CARE IF THEY GO TOGETHER

Me: Anxiety attack starting in 3, 2,

Muriel: Hello 911, can you make me disappear?

Nadia: I am stressed from doing nothing!

Portia: Let's go on Facebook and see who from highschool has babies!

Julian: Oops! I'm dRUNK

Lucio: my brain is a TOILET

Portia: Grant Formis from highschool has twins!

Julian: My body is on a rollercoaster - in a bad way!

Volta: Deep fried! Butter ❤️

Valerius: Why do any of us have jobs?

Me: Life would be easier if I could turn off

Asra: I can't be held accountable if I go....missing!

Muriel: What is spreadsheet?

Vulgora: WHAT IS SPREADSHEET?!?

Asra: just focus on your breathing ❤️

Natiqa: *Whistle tweet* your breathing sucks ass, breathe better!

#the arcana #the arcana game #arcana #arcana mc #Youtube

[arsenicxarcana]

eatin’ meme reminded me of this (18+, currently most unhinged fic i have):

“Those’re eatin’ words. We’re gonna eat him.” Vulgora assessed with a solemn nod.

Once again the room echoed with the Devil’s deep laughter, almost but not quite covering a squawk of terror from his lap. Lucio immediately pushed against the arm holding him prisoner, the closest he could probably get to making his escape, and whined as it simply tightened its grip, crushing him closer to the beast’s chest. The fear in his eyes said that he absolutely believed they were going to eat him, no matter how ridiculous it sounded, and Valerius once again wondered what he was missing here.

A swift shake of the goatlike head did nothing to assuage him, and neither did the hand coming up to absently stroke his hair. “Just a taste, nothing so permanent .”

“I don’t want to be tasted either,” The Count mumbled, though he seemed to be relaxing a bit under the hand. “I’m probably delicious.”

More of an acquired taste, Valerius thought. Like cheap wine.

#the arcana #lucio #courtiers #the devil #writing #citrus in link #yet ya keep drinking it #literally in this case