#uuuuuuuuugh

[sailor-aviator]

Ok so I just saw a TikTok about a woman who found out she was pregnant with their first child a few weeks after her husband left for deployment and she’s like 8 months pregnant now and he’s coming home from deployment finally. I was wondering about Jake in that situation. Like how would he react? I know he’s be devastated to miss most of the pregnancy and not being able to give you a hug when you guys found out. He would have been so attentive and doting during the pregnancy normally, but now he would be SUPER doting to try to make up for lost time. What do you think?

(Feel free to ignore this💕)

Pffffft as if I'd ignore this gold mine.

But like, imagine though.

You waited anxiously in the parking lot, leaning up against your car in a futile effort to ease some of the comfort. It wasn't easy being eight months pregnant. And it wasn't easy having to go through it alone while your husband had been shipped off to god only knows where just before you had found out. And it certainly wasn't easy keeping it a secret from him for that entire time.

You still weren't sure you had done the right thing by not telling him. On one hand, you hadn't wanted him to worry while he was an ocean away, and you definitely didn't want him to worry about you when he was operating a multi-ton machine thousands of feet up in the air. No, the very thought made you sick with worry of your own.

On the other hand...

You opened up the passenger side door, carefully dipping down to grab your water bottle that you had flung in the seat and some Tums for your heartburn. You had just found the bottle of Tums when a pair of strong legs stopped in your peripheral.

"Well, hi there gorgeous."

You jumped, turning to face the man beside you.

"Jake!" you cried, smiling reflexively at the sight of your husband. He beamed down at you as you straightened, tummy still hidden by the car door. Jake leaned in to plant a long, slow kiss to your lips. One turned into two. Two turned into three. Finally, you pulled away from him with a hum, and a pout settled on his lips. "Missed you, baby."

Your heart stuttered. "I missed you too," you replied, cursing at the nerves that made their way into your tone. Jake's brow furrowed.

"You okay, darlin'?" he asked. You shifted your weight as you tried to figure out the best way to tell him. Before you could, Jake rounded the door, stopping when he finally took in your full form. His eyes widened, and his jaw nearly fell to the ground. "What?" he trailed off.

"I wanted to tell you," you rushed out, feeling tears prickle at your eyes. Damn hormones. "I just didn't know how, and it didn't seem like the kind of thing you say over the phone, and I didn't want to worry you, and it's not like you could just up and leave, and-"

Jake didn't seem to be paying attention to your rambling as he stared down your stomach, his gaze full of quiet awe. Slowly, he reached a hand out to place it on your stomach.

"We're having a baby?" he asked quietly. You felt the tears roll down your cheeks before you could stop them.

"Yes," you sobbed. "Oh, Jake. I'm so sorry."

That caught his attention. His eyes snapped up to meet yours. A confused frown tugging at his lips. "What on earth do you have to be sorry for, sweetheart?"

"I should have told you before now," you cried. Jake shook his head, reaching up to cradle your head to his chest as much as your stomach would allow.

"None of that, mama," he cooed, rocking you gently from side to side. "It's me who should be sorry for leaving you here to do this all by yourself."

"It's not like you had a choice," you muttered, nuzzling into his chest. Jake ran a soothing hand over your hair.

"Doesn't matter now," he hummed, pulling away just far enough to see you. "I'm here, and I plan on making up for lost time. Now, let's get home so I can pamper and spoil my beautiful wife that's carrying my baby."

Jake helped you into the passenger seat, making sure you were buckled in securely before jogging over to the other side.

"Is it a boy or a girl?" he asked excitedly as he drove the speed limit home, something completely out of character for your husband.

"A boy," you smiled, rubbing your stomach affectionately.

Jake grinned. "A boy," he breathed with a shake of his head. You were sure his cheeks were sore from how hard he was smiling. "Have you decided on a name?"

You shook your head. "Wanted to wait until you came home so we could decide together."

"What about Jake Junior?"

"Absolutely not," you snort. Jake's smile never faltered as he let out a chuckle.

"That's okay, mama. I've still got a whole month to get you to come around."

#uuuuuuuuugh #i love him your honor #sailor aviator's 100 follower celebration #top gun maverick #jake hangman seresin #jake seresin #jake seresin x reader #jake seresin x you #jake seresin fic #jake seresin fanfiction #jake hangman seresin x you #jake hangman seresin imagine #jake hangman seresin x reader #hangman top gun #top gun hangman #angst #fluff

[spyderschaos]

Me whenever Johann decides to speak

#uuuuuuuuugh #httyd #rtte #race to the edge #how to train your dragon #spyder’s chaos

[the---hermit]

I am not a big procrastinator usually but there's some tasks i have been avoiding like the plague so here's a to do list to hold myself accountable. To make it less overwhelming the goal is to complete at least one task each week.

Replace protective glass on phone

Music stuff on phone

Upload travel pictures on laptop

Tattoo plan for real (couting this as done since I might wait to get an appointment around my birthday time, as for the designs and placement and all I am on board with my ideas. The only thing I need to do now is to find time to work more while I also study to have enough money to get inked)

Book appointment to get degree documents

Update reading journal

Start posting the book rec posts i have written like 6 months ago and never posted because i am a fool

whatever i am forgetting about as i am writing this list

#uuuuuuuuugh #i am so unmotiveted i need a way to convince my brain to do things #to do list #master to do list #productivity #studyblr #uniblr #mine #the---hermit

[dovewingkinnie]

ifeel so ill today i need purple guy to become real and comfort me

#today was good and bad #did so much work today #then a stupid tornado warning happened #ruined the whole FLOW #now i feel sick #for some reason #uUuuuuuuugh

[bloobluebloo]

Was thinking too hard about my wife and accidentally deployed the wrong app.

#uuuuuuuuugh #anyways #okay but ganondorf does truly have a reaction face for everything #admiral's log

[druidshollow]

uuuuuuuugh

#a comic. thats just. a conversation #uuuuuuuuugh #druid wips

[icy-gendango]

I can't figure out what 2 do w him...

#mer au #mermaid #mer sun #dca fnaf #dca sun #sundrop #leviathan au #daycare attendant #uuuuuuuuugh #squishy #dca fanart #dca #icy art

[theromanticrationalist]

Sheldon: "You realize that I'm not a particularly physical person." Amy: "I know." Sheldon: "When I was little and people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up I always said, 'A brain! In a jar!'" Amy: "Sure." Sheldon: "But I want to be a good husband to you! Intimacy is a part of that. I'm just worried that if I don't schedule our bedroom endeavors I may not think about them. And you'll grow cold and distant and seek solace in a heavily muscled longshoreman." Amy: "Where would I find a longshoreman?" Sheldon: "Along the shore. It's in the name." Amy: "Sheldon, I could never be with anybody but you." Sheldon: "That's good to know. I wouldn't want to fight a man who is brave enough to touch a fish." Amy: "How's this for a compromise: make all the schedules you want, but just don't tell me about them." Sheldon: "Excellent! I will create an algorithm that'll generate a pseudo random schedule. And do you know why it won't be a true random schedule?" Amy: "Because the generation of true random numbers remains an unsolved problem in computer science." Sheldon: *gasps* "Come with me!" Amy: "Where are we going?" Sheldon: "To the hotel room. I'm going to need you to say that again except naked." Amy: 😮 The Big Bang Theory 12x01 The Conjugal Configuration

#uuuuuuuuugh #there is so much here #one that Sheldon's making a schedule of sexy times is his making sure his wife is loved and treasured #that he thought ahead and knew his own weaknesses #so self awareness AND true love all at once! #then his indicating that he wouldn't like it but he WOULD fight a guy for Amy #I mean that's just HOT #and then Sheldon getting sexually aroused by Amy talking mathematical to him #I mean your couple COULD NEVER #shamy #just shamy things #my favorite shamy things #the big bang theory #sheldon cooper #amy farrah fowler #also I relate to Sheldon 10000000000000% #damn why isn't this boy real

[peridyke]

screaming crying dying forcing myself to get up and go back to the cold lonely art room where my stupid gay laptop is so I can finish my stupid gay art even though my beautiful wife to be is on our lovely warm living room

#txt #UUUUUUUUUGH #alas. it must be done. AUGHHH

[prismatic-starstuff]

dearies help it is 3am and I am laying in bed with tears in my eyes after listening to the King of Puppets' first phase boss theme

#like legit #i just... lay here. thinking about him. and how genuinely kind and brave and good he is. #and i teared up so hard. #uuuuuuuuugh #metaphorically slams hands on metaphorical table #romeo my darling my sweetie i love you so muuuuuuch #i'm right outside his boss room in my playthrough; i half expect myself to cry during the fight and lose bc i can't see the screen akxnakxn #lies of p spoilers #lop spoilers #lies of p

[genekies]

the urge to make a Digital Circus oc is strong, so strong that I might not take my nap to make one

#digital circus #the amazing digital circus #the digital circus #tadc #i kinda wanna nap tho #uuuuuuuuugh #ill try some concept stuff on paper forst before i commit to anything

[lynaferns]

Someone left me a loooong tag rumble on one of my artworks saying how they would like to have it in their hands and that reminded me:

I've been months thinking about selling prints and stickers of my art, but then I remembered, most of you who follow me are from America (I think), to deliver packages internationally I would have to pay a fee, and for me to have any benefit from this I would have to increase the selling price

And I refuse to sell a sticker for 30€

So I can't sell physical copies of my art

Well, I could, just not internationally

#no but #imagine that you want to buy a sticker from an artist and the world says #that'll be 30 bucks to get it delivered to your continent #that's right! #this piece of plastic and glue is going to be 29 more expensive than the original price because you live in this part of the world #uuuuuuuuugh

[kulvefaggoth]

Something something being fat and wanting to stop being fat is hell bc the entire conversation is dominated by insane wellness people and people trying to sell you laxatives and literal snake oil

#like i'm not even talking about being skinny #idk it feels like the only paths are really invasive and life threatening surgery or becoming a bodybuilder #like feel like i have nowhere to turn to bc fat people are treated like fucking disgusting slug people #even by people that are supposed to help you #i know i'll never be skinny but i wish i had an easier time fitting into clothes and also i wanna be really hot #uuuuuuuuugh

[gravity-falls-fanatic89]

It takes everything out of me physically not to get dilated pupils like a cat every time I see a picture of Stan.

#stan pines #stanley pines #post about stan #grunkle stan #hunkle stan #i love him #makes me swoon #silver fox #im always dying #thirst trap #uuuuuuuuugh #like 🫠🫠🫠

[gh0str3c0rd3r]

PICSART IS MY NEW WORST ENEMY AAUAUAUUAGH <- incovenienced

#daily stuff i guess #FUCK YOU PICSART #AAAAAHHGH #okay #so #when making my silly little things #for one of my silly little sideblogs #i have erase the very edges of some of the images i use #BUT #picsart has decided #to move the eared bits #slightly to the left #so nOW #I HAVE TO ERASE THE EDGES ALL OVER AGAIN #which takes about 5 mins each #depending on how much of a perfectonist we are at the time #so like #uuuuuuuuugh #whatever.. #WHATERVER..

[orphyd]

I hate global warming, WHY IS THERE ANOTHER HURRICANE COMING ITS ALMOST THANKSGIVING-

#uuuuuuuuugh #it’s still super small thankfully but if this thing picks up I’m screwed #nia.txt