#usually i would just keep minor in my bio and not be specific but because this blog is so anonymous and disconnected from me i dont see the | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

lured-into-wonderland · 2 years

Text

🗷 Please be kind and respectful towards the mun, the muse and all other persons and muses interacting on this blog.

🗷 This blog is 19+. Mun is 25+ and does not feel comfortable to interact with minors.

🗷 I am open to interacting with anyone from any fandom. I am not mutual-exclusive and I usually follow back within a few days if I think I can comply with your rules and see the possibility to interact. If I cannot find your age, your rules or basic information about your muses, I most likely will not follow back. I am more hesitant to follow rl fc, but is not an absolute no, either. That being said, I prefer to interact with mutuals.

🗷 I tend to write longer than shorter and I usually try to match your length. However, you are not required to do so. I also write on-liners, but rather for the muses with some established relations.

🗷 I am not time-bound and I am happy to have tons of open threads. Different time points? Yes, I am for it. Various scenarios for our muses? Yes, I am for it. Various verses? Extremely happy to have them.

🗷 #TW and #NSFW asks are accepted provided you and your muse is of age.

🗷 I myself have little to no triggering issues, but will try my best to mark everything accordingly. Having said that, please do not send asks on i*****, r***, p******** and any related nauseating issues.

🗷 I will use #nsfw tag for (more) explicit content and #suggestive for all other. #tw tag will be followed by additional tagging. Please do not hesitate to DM me if you need any specific content to be tagged for you.

🗷 That being said, smut might appear on this blog, but I am only comfortable writing it with persons I talk ooc, and when our muses have established relations.

🗷 Reasonable level of godmodding is acceptable, especially for starters and developing the plot. Please apply common sense.

🗷 I do not mind my muse getting hurt if it is a logical consequence of the plot. Also in starters. Again, please apply common sense. Or plot it with me.

🗷 If your muses have special abilities, please do use them on my muse. I always read the rules and the bio and I have decided to interact with your muse. But please note that Nunnally is not so defenseless as she might seem, and her responses might also vary.

🗷 Nunnally is open for all kind of shipping, but please keep in mind she is not easy to romantically ship with. I prefer ships to be chemistry- and writing-based than pre-established. Mainly because I am not too good at plotting, if we just started to interact. It becomes much easier later. But if you have any idea, please do share it. I will most likely be there for it.

🗷 This blog will address serious issues, among which the most common is child abuse, psychical and psychological violence, drugs, Stockholm syndrome, depression and forced/arranged marriage. Please consider yourself warned at this point. NSFW, mafia and gore themes may also appear on this blog.

🗷 My muses will not interact with any muses that are not at least 16 years old. Unless we talked ooc about it before.

🗷 Please no hate towards anybody. I would like this blog to be a safe place for everyone who accepts its triggering issues.

🗷 Please note I am not Nunnally. And the views expressed here are those of hers. And Nunnally is a troubled individual with specific mindsets.

🗷 If we follow each other, you are the rp blog, and do not have any interactions for a longer time, I might unfollow. Although I do understand the need for breaks and periods of inactivity. If I unfollow you, I will soft block you, and I ask for the same courtesy.

🗷 I can wait for the reply. I do not mind it. Please work at your own pace. It is a hobby and not a work. If I do not answer for more than a week, please feel free to approach me as most likely I did not see your reply. If you do not reply within a week or more and I am unsure if you've seen the post, I might drop in and ask about it. Please note that is not to pester you for a reply, but I have had issues before with my rp partners not being notified about my reply. Please do let me know, if you'd rather me not doing that.

🗷 I do not take it personal if you do not follow me back. I understand that you might not be interested in interacting with me or my muse. However, I will probably unfollow after some time as well.

🗷 Please note I will be trimming my posts. You do not have to, but I would like to keep my mutuals' dashes neat and clean. I am on beta editor and I am not able to trim your posts if you are using legacy. If that is the case, I will either reblog without cutting (for shorter replies) or start a new post for the long ones.

🗷 My DM are always open if you'd like to plot or discuss something. I have a discord as well available upon request.

🗷 And finally, this blog was made for fun. So, let's have fun!

#ooc #lizzy #rules

10 notes · View notes

alexina-bucket · 22 days

Text

This is just a little introduction/dni thingy because there are specific things I want/don't want here :3

Also I apologize in advance if Tumblr doesn't make a little "see more" option because I don't know if I need to do that manually, and this is a very long post..

little introduction!

My name is Alex, that's what I like to be called too :3•I am taken by my lovely girlfriend•I'm also female and go by she/they, and a minor.

I am taking QnA's about my tsp characters, so ask away! I'll also take drawing requests, but no promises I get them done...

I have a tiktok and AO3 account! I have more posts on my tiktok, but some posts might be earlier across platforms depending on how I feel (Tumblr is easier to post on because I don't have to switch accounts and stuff) my ao3 account is Yabadabadoo_alex (I think) and my tiktok is something along the lines of tspaddict.sillygays

I'm not very good at using Tumblr so if something is late, formatted incorrectly, anything of the sort that is why :)

Dni/preferences to what is on this account

Dni to anyone that is generally disrespectful to people in this fandom. Especially to ships, I definitely don't like/hate some of them.. but don't be disrespectful please, it's an opinion.

Anyone that is a pedo... For obvious reasons. And anyone that draws/ships adults with minors!

This is also in my bio thing at the top of my profile, but please don't bring up drugs/smoking on this account. I'm going to go into more detail about this, so if your uncomfortable with it just skip this part! -> I get very uncomfortable with smoking because it's such a huge issue and very dangerous, I'm not sure why I've been made uncomfortable with it but it's been like this for months. In America the government recently made illegal drugs legal. So seeing this so often definitely doesn't help my situation. I've seen art of tsp character smoking, mostly Stan and narr and it upsets me.. a lot. It's an unhealthy addiction that's really dangerous and I don't like that people give this to characters that don't struggle this way canonically. Of course I won't be mad if you do draw this, but if anyone that does draw that stuff I ask you to please put a trigger warning or warning somewhere on the post to avoid me and if anyone else has this problem, getting upset. If the severity of how uncomfortable this makes me had any difference for this, here. How uncomfortable I get with this ranges. If it's drawings of characters doing it I usually get more upset and disappointed, because the way my mind works is with very clear photographic memory, and I don't forget things like that easily. So it is not ideal for me to be thinking of that image in my head for the next month! When it comes to pictures of actual substances, no. Just, why? This one is more complicated because it led me to having a panic attack. This only happened once, luckily, and I don't think it'll happen unless I keep seeing it over and over with real pictures and characters and stuff, because I saw a picture of someone's drugs after it being mentioned a lot that day, so don't worry too much! I would just greatly appreciate the topic being not on my account unless I have a post on it (I might draw my timekeeper's past which involves that, or reactions to that from characters, on those posts you can ask but don't just say something about my characters doing that because none of my characters do, except for timekeeper's mom which I'll probably post about at some point.)

Refrain from extremely sexual comments about me, my girlfriend, and friends on this account. I am okay with the occasional joke, but nothing that is serious, please. I might joke about it occasionally in comments/captions if the topic comes up, but nothing serious will ever be said unless its a post about NSFW! Like I said before, I am a minor (under 16) and I am taken.

More about me and reasons for some preferences

I have not had very good mental health for a while now, but it started getting worse mid November/early December of 2023, so this is why I want to mention some things that can upset me or anything of the sorts. My girlfriend has been a big help for this, and I'm slowly getting better but I'm still not in the greatest place. I'm a work in progress, so please be patient with me. Another thing about myself is that I am very young, which is a reason I don't say my age. I feel older then I am, I feel much more mature for my age, especially compared to classmates. My posts may vary in maturity because of this, so don't mind if that does happen, I'm just existing /silly

About my posting

I will only post tsp across all of my accounts. Even if/when I do leave the fandom, I'm just going to make a post that I will no longer be active, but I will not change what I post.

I'm eventually going to post some introductions to my characters and things similar, and feel free to ask any questions about them! My QnA is open for anyone that has a question, I'll take anything! (Including nsfw, just don't do only NSFW)

Like mentioned in the section(s) before, my mental health is unsteady and I might not post a lot, or just post a bunch after a long time of no posting! Don't try to rush me or anything, it'll probably get done eventually.. I don't mind any genuine reminders, though :3

I ship stanarrator and curator×mariella, but I will mainly post stanarrator, and timekeeper. My designs for curator and Mariella aren't too developed, but once they are i'll probably post them more!

I also draw digital and traditional, so my posts will vary :3

Last thing to yap about, I promise

Thank you for reading this if you did! If anyone has questions about this post, feel free to ask whatever you need to. I'm welcome to answering, especially if it benefits/helps me and the rest of the community!

0 notes

therantingfangirl · 3 years

Text

Kinktober 2021 Day 20 - Sex Pollen with Hidan

Kinktober 2021 day 20 - Sex Pollen

Fandom: Naruto

Hidan x female reader

Word Count: 2k

Summary: There was something about your partner that was alluring, but he always managed to ruin it by opening his mouth. While on a simple mission to catch a thief, the two of you experience something that may just put that mouth of his to use.

Content Warning: smut, sex pollen, biting

My kinktober masterlist

Minors do not interact! If you do not have your age in your bio, or if your age is under 18, I will block you.

The mission that Leader-sama had sent you out on was a simple one: there was an asshole who was stupid enough to steal from the feudal lord of fire country. All you had to do was catch the thief and bring him back to the feudal lord. It should have only taken one day at the most.

“Three fucking days,” your partner for this particular mission growled out angrily. In a fit of anger, he kicked a metal trash can over. It bounced angrily down the sidewalk, clanging out with every smack against the pavement. “Three fucking days of this bullshit and we’re not even close to finding the son of a bitch.”

“Maybe because you spend more than half of our time spewing expletives and kicking over public property,” you suggested, lightly picking at your cuticles with your fingernail.

The man sent a glare in your direction. “Maybe if someone was a better tracker then I wouldn’t have to damage public property!”

“Oh, so now this is my fault?”

“Obviously!”

You crossed your arms tightly across your chest and huffed at him. You turned your back on him and started to walk in the direction the two of you had been headed towards before he had begun cursing at the sky.

“I’ll have you know that based on my contacts, we’re almost there.”

“Not your fucking contacts again!” he growled.

You rolled your eyes at his absolute nonsense. You forced one foot in front of the other, completely ignoring the loud tangent he went off on behind you. You were close, you could feel it. Your contacts had told you that he had been sighted outside a little village located just outside of fire country. And if there was one thing that you trusted, it was your contacts.

“They said that they’d be around here,” you told him, gesturing to the expanse of village around the two of you.

“Very specific,” he grunted.

You flashed him a rude gesture without a second thought. You glanced around the heavy-trafficked road. A large hand grabbed hold of the back of your Akatsuki cloak and turned you around. Your white-haired partner grabbed hold of the collar of your shirt and lifted you up until your face was only inches from his own. Your feet dangled in the air, not even your toes grazing the ground beneath. Hidan’s uniquely purple eyes bore down into your own.

“What the fuck?” you spit out. You weren’t one to curse often—usually using such expletives only when the time really called for them. Maybe he had started truly rubbing off on you.

“You think you can point that damn finger at me and get away with it?”

Oh, that.

“Who knew that you would be so sensitive,” you huffed in reply. His face was much too close to you. His features disgustingly too handsome. But then he’d open that damn mouth of his. You hated it.

You forced your gaze passed his shoulder. You couldn’t keep looking at him—not that close anyways. On the other side of the street, you could see all of the different people meandering through the shops. And then you saw him: your target.

“Hidan!” you barked out.

But he saw you as well. Dark eyes met yours. They drifted down your body and the body of your partner. They took in your cloaks before widening. He dug his hand into his pocket, rubbing against a bulge you could see in the pocket. And then he took off.

“Come on! He’ll get away!” you yelled, smacking the top of his shoulder.

Hidan dropped you onto the ground and his eyes narrowed in the direction that you pointed in. The two of you chased after him, your partner laughing just slightly under his breath—like the psychopath you had discovered he truly was.

You began to dive into your chakra, using the extra boost to your speed to run ahead of Hidan. Your fingertips fiddled at your side, your brain whirling with ideas. You had so many techniques you could use, but you weren’t one to take any casualties. You weren’t about to shoot out with deadly intent with so many innocents surrounding the three of you.

And then the two of you cornered him against a brick wall. Hidan swung his scythe around with another demented laugh. Your target pressed his back against the wall, his eyes narrowing considerably at the large man beside you. He had deduced him to be the bigger threat, completely dismissing your appearance entirely.

You growled quietly and shot forward, your fingers coming together to perform a set of familiar hand signs. Your target’s hands shot forward before you could summon the chakra to go along with the hand signs, tossing something at you from his pocket. A sheen of yellow powder drifted out from his hand and directly into your face. It poured into your mouth, flew right into your nostrils, and covered your eyes. You gasped out desperately, trying to clear the powder from your system. But it only flooded down your throat.

It scratched at the back of your neck and filled up your lungs. You coughed violently, scraping your hand across your face to wipe off the dust.

Coughing from your side alerted you to your partner suffering from the same predicament. And footsteps pounded away from the two of you, undoubtedly from your retreating target.

And then, all of a sudden, everything cleared up. Your mouth filled with your saliva, your eyes cleared up, and your airway was no longer constricted. You wiped at your eyes and glanced around the surrounding area, but your target was nowhere to be seen.

“Well, that’s just great,” you huffed out.

Hidan blinked rapidly, looking around where your target had been standing just a moment before. “Great. You fucking let him get away.”

“How is this my fault again?” you growled at him.

“What? Do you think it’s mine?”

You ignored him, brushing by him. Your shoulders brushed against each other and a shot of electricity flowed through your veins. The spot where he had touched tingled and every inch of your being focused in on that spot.

You had felt that before, but never so strongly.

You pushed down the feeling and dug your fingernails deep into the palms of your hands. You forced yourself to make your way down the road, asking a few villagers about your target to see if anyone saw where he ran off to, but no one had any clear answers.

It was dark before you finally suggested that you and Hidan find a place to stay for the night. He had seemed agitated—pissed off at you even—but relented and chose an inn for the two of you to stay in. But of course, they only had one room available.

You felt like you were in a shitty romance novel.

Thankfully, when you walked into your room, the two beds you had asked for were taking up the small space. You plopped down on the one farthest away from the door and immediately began to disrobe.

“What makes you think that you get the bed by the wall?” Hidan asked you.

"Maybe because you’re the one with the giant, scary scythe.”

“You’re the one with the disgustingly large chakra.”

“So?”

Hidan grunted loudly and pressed his face into the pillow on his own bed. It wasn’t often that you rendered him speechless-honestly, you thought that you were the only one who had actually done it before—but you always found great pleasure when you did.

You tossed your cloak down onto the edge of your bed and fell back against your covers. You shifted against the mattress, trying to get comfortable. But it was all too warm, your clothes too heavy. The room was dry and suffocating. You grunted and tugged off your shirt, leaving you in the bandaged bindings covering your chest and your pants. The heat was only increasing in the room and a sweat began to build on your brow.

“Damnit, do they even have air conditioning?” Hidan growled, sitting up on his bed. He ripped off his own cloak and pants, leaving him in a pair of dark undershorts.

You wiped the sweat off of your brow. You took a deep breath and slid your fingers into your pants. If he could take his off, then why couldn’t you? You tugged them off and tossed them to the ever-growing pile of clothes on the ground.

Even with the absence of most of your clothing, the heat was still overwhelming. An uncomfortable aching settled between your thighs, the added sensation only irritating you even more.

“Fuck,” Hidan grunted out.

“Would you shut up?” you hissed, turning to look at him.

He turned to face you, eyes narrowing down at your form. A soft sheen of sweat covered his bare torso. His underclothing was tight, a distinct bulge in the fabric giving you a detailed view of what was underneath.

You ripped your eyes away from his lower body and back to his face. His own gaze was no longer on your face, but drifting lower with every moment. You could almost feel the lingering looks, feel them trail down your stomach and over your most intimate parts.

“Eyes up.” You had meant to sound domineering and strong, forceful even. But your voice only came out in a quiet squeak.

A small smirk spread onto his face. His eyes dragged back up—actually obeying—but his focus fell on your bound breasts. His eyes were dilated, his lips pursed together in concentration. Your body responded to that look, an uncomfortable ache building in between the apex of your thighs.

His nostrils flared, as if he could scent your arousal. He pushed himself onto his feet and crossed the floor between your beds. You pushed yourself up into a seat position and ripped your gaze from his body.

Hidan’s fingers slid around your throat and tugged at it, forcing you to look back up at him. You swallowed thickly. His damned tongue ran across his lips, the tip of it tracing over the delicate lines of his full mouth.

And then his lips were pressed against your own. His weight settled over on top of you, and your lips couldn’t keep up with his—no matter how much you wanted them to. He slid his hands down to your wrists and pinned them up on the headboard behind you. He held them there with one hand while his other tugged your legs around his waist. You crossed your ankles behind his back, pressing your heels deep into the strong muscles there. You pushed him flush against yourself, his hardened length pressing up against your underwear.

You moaned greedily against his lips, your fingers digging into his wrists. You tugged roughly at his hair, mussing up the strands you had seen him carefully brush into place more times than you could count. His kisses ignited something within you, a flame that lit within your belly and set you on fire. Your core ached at his touch, begging for him to just have his way with you.

Hidan ripped his lips from yours and nipped at the crook of your neck. He let go of your wrists and his hands began to work at the bindings around your chest. He ripped them down the middle without a second thought and threw them to the side. You arched into his touch, presenting your breasts to the close proximity of his face.

He chuckled darkly and sucked a hardened nipple deep into his mouth. He stroked against the sides of your underwear before hooking his fingertips into the waistband and tugging them eagerly down the length of your legs.

You grabbed hold of his underclothes and tugged them off quickly. His cock sprung free, large and veiny and guaranteed to destroy you. You moaned eagerly at the sight, bucking your hips up at him and rubbing your lower half against him.

He took hold of his own length, rubbing the tip of himself lightly against your slit. His every touch sent hot pleasure down your spine, so intense that you thought that you would cum already.

If you had thought that he’d be this good, you would’ve tugged off the few articles of clothing he wore long ago.

You pressed your head back against the pillow, whimpering out his name. “Please, just fuck me already!”

He grunted quietly and thrust deeply inside of you. He filled parts of your body that you had never even known existed. You arched your back at the feeling, digging your nails into his back. His name was already a mantra on your lips, as if he was your life line and you were in deep danger of fading away completely.

He grunted out your name and buried his face in your neck. His teeth dug into your sensitive skin, his hips dragging in and out of you in a brutal pace. Normally, you would tell him to slow down. Normally, you would tell him to be gentle.

But it felt too good. You were too wet. The noises of his cock entering you filled the tiny room, echoing out and only increasing the pleasure you were feeling. “Please!” you gasped out, toes curling against your blankets.

“Fuck!” he gasped, burying his face in the spot between your breasts. “You’re so damn tight!”

“J-just for you,” you whimpered out. You squeezed your eyes shut, reveling in the feelings that his body wrenched out of you.

“I’m going to stretch you out so good,” he babbled. “So thoroughly. You’ll be perfect for me, and me only.”

“Please do,” you whimpered out. You bucked your hips forcefully against his, taking in every ounce of pleasure his body could.

It was all becoming too much, too quickly. You wanted it to last, wanted to feel him stretch out your aching cunt until it couldn’t stretch any further. But the coil in your stomach was overwhelming. The pleasure spreading down your spine spreading and tightening. And then it was all coming to a head and snapping in two. You were bucking up at him, moaning out until you were sure that your throat would go raw.

And as you came down from the pleasure of it all, you realized that he had emptied out inside of you, a quiet groan falling against your skin.

Which meant that Hidan came inside of you.

“Oh fuck,” you groaned out.

He nodded weakly before his body tensed against yours. He sat up quickly, his cock exiting your sore body. He ripped away from you, throwing himself onto the other bed. “Fuck. What the hell was that?”

You blinked slowly down at your naked body—at the white liquid spilling out from your cunt. You pushed yourself up from the bed and immediately headed into the bathroom, trying to push back the guilt that threatened to consume you.

You took a deep breath and stared at yourself in the mirror. Your face was glistening with sweat, drops of blood spotting your neck. Indentions of Hidan’s teeth stood out against your skin, showing exactly what he had done to you.

You brushed your fingertips against the indentions slowly. And then a slow smile fell on your lips. You had to admit, as long as Hidan kept his damn mouth shut, he really could be alluring. And after the orgasm he had given you, there was no way you could even conjure a complaint. Not with his cum dripping down your thigh and the memory of his cock thrusting in and out of you.

You even thought, just briefly, that maybe you wouldn’t mind falling back into that bed with him, if even just one more time.

#kinktober 2021 #kinktober #reader inserts #naruto fanfiction #naruto smut #naruto #akatsuki #akatsuki smut #hidan x reader #hidan x you #hidan smut #hidan x reader smut #sex pollen #kinktober2021 #smut #hidan

216 notes · View notes

izzyspussy · 3 years

Note

okay so i love reddie as like. a concept but i can't do horror movies so i can't watch it, and i've never read the novel. with that in mind: do you have any cute reddie fics i could read without knowing anything beyond the very basics of the plot of it?

I am glad to do this! Disclaimer though, I uuhhhh. "Cute" is not usually in my list of Things I Am Looking For when choosing a fic, so... proceed with caution I suppose. Anyway.

*Pennywise voice* C'mon, Anon, come take your fic...

Canon Compliant (To Degrees) But Not Dependent on Context

I killed a clown. AMA! T, outsider POV, post-canon (Eddie lives)

This could be read as AU, or it could be read as the characters just keeping the real events on the DL. So honestly, however much you may or may not know about canon it can be applied or not as you see fit. I read it (for the first time) before seeing Chapter 2 myself.

I (39M) got stabbed twice today and now I want a divorce. Help?

little pieces of the nothing E, post-canon (everyone lives)

Canon doesn't really come up except in passing.

After Derry, Richie and Eddie start hooking up in secret. Richie knows it's never going to be anything serious—and he's fine with that, really—but sometimes Eddie makes it too easy to pretend otherwise.

Every Crease and Slope M, post-canon (everyone lives)

This one could be described as "cute" I think! Again, canon doesn't really come up.

“Get your foot out of my armpit,” Eddie says, shoving Richie away. “What the hell are we watching?”

“I’m so glad you asked,” Richie says. For a moment, his stomach twists nervously. But the truth is, he knows he has nothing to be worried about, not anymore. “Who here likes to objectify men?”

Shotgun T, post-canon (Eddie lives)

I don't remember but I don't actually think canon comes up at all in this one. And it's cute! Richie fake dates his PR manager to make Eddie jealous because they are both stupid lmfao.

The TRASHMOUTH got off a good one last night … in a spontaneous wedding ceremony with RUMORED GIRLFRIEND Anna Gonzales!!! Spotted hand in hand outside the famous Graceland Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas last night, our favorite raunchy stand up staple was being anything but TRASHY with his new bride.

Change Partners T, post-canon (Eddie lives)

For this one you mostly just have to know that there was an evil clown and it was scary, and made Richie even more scared of homophobia than he might have been otherwise. His phone gets stolen, hacked, and leaked.

"Rich," Eddie says heavily. Meaningfully, and Richie holds his breath, both afraid and hopeful that Eddie is about to say something really sappy, like I always knew and it didn't matter to me, or you know I support you no matter what. Eddie takes a deep breath before he speaks, and Richie closes his eyes, braced for it. "I didn't look at your dick pics."

we were the pretenders E, post-canon (Eddie lives)

It's porn! Only relevant canon: Richie fell from several feet in the air, likely resulting in minor injury.

He watches Richie twist again, the shift of muscle beneath his t-shirt, and then, possessed by some impulse he doesn’t want to examine too closely, says, “I could give you a massage, if you want.”

when everything feels like the movies E, post-canon (everyone lives)

Canon is relevant in this one, but not directly, plenty of context is provided, and the plot of the fic is separate from the plot of canon (it's just character development and romance, babey!).

If he were anyone else, this would be the moment for him to ask what the hell Eddie is doing: in California, generally, and showing up at Richie’s door with a stack of luggage and no explanation, specifically. It’s an interrogation that Eddie has been dreading mostly because he doesn’t actually have any good answers.

Don't Break Character M, post-canon (everyone lives)

I have read this fic three times! I love it! There is one moment that is basically an easter egg for canon info, but you won't miss anything if you don't get it.

It takes one day for a fan to notice. WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME RICH TOZIER IS A HE/THEY OR DID I HAVE TO READ THAT IN HIS TWITTER BIO MYSELF??

Eddie Kaspbrak, Office Uncle Extraordinaire T, outsider POV, post-canon (Eddie lives)

I also read this one for the first time before seeing Chapter 2. It has easter eggs for canon(s) as well, but the POV character knows less than you do so those are just fun extras.

Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.

Alternate Universe

Paparazzo, Please M

Cute, cute, cute! But with a suitable amount of angst to make it readable to me lmfao.

Eddie is Richie's first and favorite paparazzo.

hello 911, would you like to hear my dick joke? M

This fic has everything. Cuteness, jokes, making out, grievous injury, Stanley Uris...

Eddie is a 911 operator and Richie takes getting minorly stabbed as an opportunity to get flirty. Much to everyone's chagrin, it works.

HONEY, LET'S GET MARRIED! T

Who doesn't love an ensemble cast and a fake marriage?

Richie offers to marry Bill so he can get financial aid for grad school, Eddie loses his marbles, and Stan makes it his problem.

cherry red E

When the characters think they're in a porno, but then the author makes them fall in love lol RIP.

As it stood, Eddie knew exactly what sort of person he was. He was a shitty, neurotic, repressed as all hell pretentious asshat, and he made every single decision every single day of his life based off of that knowledge. Sure, deciding to get screwed was a weird - but perhaps inevitable - lapse, but he thought he’d chosen the person to screw him quite well.

Just Friends T

When everyone in your life knows you're in love, including the children.

Richie brings Eddie home for a good-old-fashioned family shindig. Everyone thinks they're dating. And it gets worse.

Hope this satisfies your curiosity, Anon! I would say I hope you don't get dragged into the gutter with the rest of us, but I would be lying. Enjoy!

♥ Jack

#jack facts #jack chats #it #reddie #fic rec

63 notes · View notes

saeinhsu · 2 years

Text

hi hello the panic sets in as i speed type this intro to not lose my second muse,,,, i introduce to you guys hwang saein !! (first muse @ cha yeonsu). she is a,,, i am losing the words on how to describe her but i love her for sure and hope you guys will enjoy and like her too lol i do apologize i do not have any connections listed but the usual is definitely encouraged! as for plots, i had been working on them but my computer updated and completely scrapped all the ideas i had so no i have to rewrite the ones i remember from scratch ;-; otherwise here is her bio linked! tldr is down below,,, if you would like to plot with us, please drop a like and i will slowly make my way to your dms!

bio - born march 31, 2000 ; 21 ; aries - ceramic design major, 3rd year - dorms in the e-house floor 3, unit 3 - saein was born as an only child to a successful ceramics artisan couple living in seoul, korea - her family comes from a long line of ceramic artists that dates way back in history. however they had always just been known locally and it wasn't until her grandparent's generation when they moved to seoul to establish a company that they began gaining more recognition and limelight - growing up, saein learned a lot about creating ceramics and the design process, all the little things - however, she also quickly found a passion for writing stories (specifically scary stories) - she began pouring more of her time and effort into learning how to write and creating horror stories, posting her stories online for fun before entering writing competitions and growing her passion in that way - her dreams and aspirations all pointed to her wanting to one day become an author, better yet, a script writer that would be able to write for horror movies or tv shows - she graduated with mediocre grades considering a lot of her time was spent on her writing instead of her actual studies but the fact was she graduated and that was all that really mattered to her - reality hits hard though when she takes the college entrance exams to further pursue her writing dreams and she's fails - this serves as a wake up call to her that despite having a passion for writing, saein was extremely unbalanced about everything else in her life and there was no way she would be able to succeed in becoming a writer if she couldn't even pass the college exam - because for one, there was no way she was getting into any university anymore, and two, her high school grades definitely wouldn't play in her favor for showing what kind of student she was - so, she caves and finally gives into accepting that she'll follow her in her family's step and inherit the business considering that she's an only child and her parents quite literally have always told her they wanted her to continue running the business after them - her parents tell her about hansung and that they have a decent ceramics design program if she's interested in that. otherwise, learning how to manage the business is super important. - saein though, prefers much more the hands on work and decides to apply for the ceramics design program with a business administration minor to learn how to keep up with the basics at least. - she had thought that going to school for ceramics would mean completely losing out on her entire passion for writing and it made her pretty sad - but she quickly learns about what balancing things in her life and time management is after discovering the pageturner club - she joins in a heartbeat and has been a member since until rising up to become the president - she's aware that her main goal is to graduate and inherit the family business, but she still has a hope that she can do more with her writing on the side eventually

traits: rambunctious, steadfast, diligent, blunt, sincere

#hs:intro #[ y'all im so sorry for the horribly short intro #[ and lack of plots and connections but i will get those up asap #[ midterms has me by the neck #[ will be getting back to dms on yeon soon too ;-;

7 notes · View notes

rayveewrites · 3 years

Text

Ray Hijacks the Team ZIT Ghostbuster AU Again

So @shadeswift99 made a few posts a while ago about a Team ZIT(S) ghostbuster AU, And then I may or may not have hijacked the post to add in ideas for most of the other hermits because why not.

Now, back then I was spitballing ideas and making them up on the spot, which is admittedly my usual writing process, but hey.

That said, I've had more time to think about it, and then last night I blacked out for a few hours and came to with a Google Doc filled with short bios for all of the hermits and a handful of hermit-adjacents. Now, this rapidly turned into an urban fantasy AU in my hands, but hey. It's fun.

This is in alphabetical order, with alternate personas (EX, Helsknight, Beetlejhost) beneath their original counterparts when applicable:

Bdubs

Lives in an old mansion in the woods alongside Doc for reasons known only to them. Bdubs works as an interior designer, with a side gig as a freelance hairdresser. His eyes are unnaturally large, similar to Keralis’, and he is at least partially a plant. Completely feral and frequently gets in trouble for having knives on him at all times. He and Cleo have a thing called Knife Club which makes everyone else nervous. Nobody messes with Knife Club. It’s not worth it. Sunbathes frequently.

Beef

Is a perfectly normal human being. He works as a butcher with a side gig as a graphic designer specializing in album covers and spends his free time playing pokemon and dragging Etho along to social events. He was the first person to spot the cryptid, and the first person who Etho approached of his own accord.

Biffa

Is a ghost possessing a robotic shell. Biffa is from the future. While initially his main goal was to get back home to his own time, Biffa has since made friends and settled down into a new life running a cafe specializing in a wide range of teas. He’s quite content with this, and has actually found himself far happier than he was in his own time. While his nature means he can see, hear and touch ghosts, his body was built specifically for a disembodied soul to be in the driver’s seat, and he doesn’t want to risk another taking control. Also, he has more important things to do than have fistfights with ghosts.

Cleo

Is a ghost possessing her own dead corpse. Her nature allows her to see, hear and touch ghosts. Can and will fistfight spirits. She works as a teacher, so she’s usually busy, but occasionally in really nasty situations the Beetlejhost will drag her in to break a ghost’s legs. Does sculpture in her free time, and is actually really good. The only one who can wrangle Beetle to any real capacity, and she’s learned to keep him on a fairly short leash. Housemates with Joe, and Keralis also pops in pretty frequently. Has Knife Club with Bdubs. Has an enchanted flower crown that prevents her from decaying further; a gift from Beetle. Recently started learning magic in the form of necromancy and illusions. Has an ongoing ‘feud’ with Zloy, in which she temporarily traps his soul in random inanimate objects every now and then.

Cub

A bit of a ‘mad scientist’ archetype, Cub’s experiments are not exactly the most ethical, though they’re at least more professional than Doc’s. Responsible for the creation of Jevin. Cub gets possessed stupidly easily- sometimes willingly- and can usually handle it himself but sometimes has to call for help. Has a magical method of communication with Scar for exactly this reason. Has a day job as co-owner of a business called ConCorp, which he started with Scar. Has probably broken the Geneva Convention.

Doc

Was presumably human at one point. Now an abomination. Repeated experiments on himself have resulted in a massively changed facial and foot structure, a body covered in mottled green scales, claws, and goat horns. He lost half his face in one of his experiments, and constructed a new cybernetic one. He lost his right arm fighting God. Killed said god and would do it again. Lives in a mansion in the woods with Bdubs, though nobody’s really sure why. Owns a casino because of course he does. Also a living crime against fashion, because the man refuses to wear anything other than his tattered lab coat, torn jeans, and crocs.

Ely

Runs the local radio station. Nobody’s ever seen him in person, and nobody knows where he gets people’s voice clips for his remixes. Probably a cryptid. Maybe a ghost. Seems pretty chill, despite the blatant invasions of privacy.

Etho

Is a cryptid. Lives out in the woods in an abomination that can barely be called a house. Has never been seen in anything other than full Kakashi cosplay. Tends to keep to himself, but occasionally lets Beef drag him along to social events, often with Doc and Bdubs. Nobody really knows what his deal is. Probably not human. Probably.

False

Used to be part of an illegal underground cage fighting ring, until she earned enough to buy her way out. Having grown up in said ring, she struggles to adjust to normal life, but living in a town where the barista is a robot and the local tailor has wings makes it easier. She now has a job as security at Doc’s casino, alongside Iskall.

Grian

Is either an angel or a demigod, but nobody knows which. Has wings. Is both a tailor and an architect. A complete gremlin who has elaborate masks of various birds and will wear them to commit crimes. Eats seeds. Messes with everyone else’s plants. Lives in Jungle Wood Flats. Volunteers at the local theatre.

Hypno

Has three eyes, but hides the third one under a bandanna at all times. Can see ghosts with it. Had problems with sections of plumbing randomly getting clogged and also making very weird noises, and eventually called Team ZIT when the plumbers couldn’t find the source. Was prepared for ghosts, but wound up with a slime creature instead. Works in a $2 store for some reason.

Impulse

Is fully human. The most sensible member of Team ZIT (which admittedly isn’t saying much), Impulse has a day job as a freelancer building custom PCs and fixing broken tech. Agreed to the whole ghostbusting deal because he was bored, mostly. Was the first one to meet Skizz face-to-face, and is the one to own that particular place outright. Gets possessed every now and then, usually by larger spirits. Used to run solely on caffeine and chronic anxiety until Zedaph started getting on his case about his sleep schedule. Now he runs on less caffeine, more sleep, and the same amount of chronic anxiety.

Iskall

Was part of a cloning experiment to create the ultimate hitman, and was the only known one to both survive and escape before the whole thing was shut down by the authorities. Their eye and arm were replaced with cybernetics in order to increase their already enhanced abilities, and they were chased by said authorities, eventually winding up on Mumbo’s doorstep and becoming Mumbo’s problem. Now works as security at Doc’s casino, alongside False. Lives at Jungle Wood flats. Occasionally volunteers at the local theatre. Does bonsai as a hobby.

Jevin

Is the slime creature in the pipes. Hypno lets him live with him under the condition he stops blocking the plumbing and making weird noises at 3 AM (Jevin still blocks the plumbing and makes weird noises at 3 AM, just not as much as he was). Has taught himself to take a humanoid shape, and likes having fingers. Sleeps in the bathtub because he can. Was created from a vat of chemicals in a secret lab underneath the house, which used to be owned by Cub. Doesn’t really talk to the man in question that much, but will occasionally refer to Cub as his father for the sole reason of watching him go through eight existential crises in three minutes. Has a glock.

Joe

Head librarian at the local public library, and has read a lot of books on Supernatural Things. Is a veritable fountain of exposition if you can figure out what he’s saying or have Cleo along with you to threaten the integrity of his shins. Has never been seen in the same place as the Beetlejhost. Are they the same person? Are they entirely separate beings? Is there a Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde-type situation going on? Who knows!

Beetlejhost

Literally nobody really knows what his deal is. Nobody. Team ZIT ran into him on a call that they expected to be a false alarm and then he decided to follow them home. Spends most of his time being a minor nuisance in the most bizarre ways possible. Is implied to be responsible for the Ever Given getting lodged in the Suez Canal, but never confirmed. When he’s not bothering Team ZIT or getting them out of tight spots, he’s usually pestering Cleo, the only one who can keep him in line. It’s not really known if he and Cleo have a history or if they’re just Like That.

Keralis

Is a ghost haunting an architecture firm, and is mostly bound to the building, though he can travel to other buildings the firm has built, which is, uh, most of them. Initially only able to do small things- mostly writing notes or drawing diagrams- he eventually meets the Beetlejhost when the latter follows Mumbo to work one day for shits and giggles (he wanted to see how long he could mess with Mumbo before the man noticed. As it turned out, about a week, and by the end it was Iskall who noticed). After a couple of days in which Beetle teaches Keralis Ghost Things™, he scares half the office when he finally manifests for the first time. Has unnaturally large eyes and nicknames for most of the workers. Has no idea how he died or what his unfinished business might be. Very knowledgeable about architecture, and his input is usually very much appreciated.

Mumbo

Is a perfectly normal human being who does IT at Keralis’ architecture firm. Lives at Jungle Wood flats and spends most of his free time tinkering with tech and trying to keep Grian and Iskall out of trouble, which is a losing battle. Has a large, beating golden heart in his flat. He’s not really sure what its deal is, but if he feeds it apples it produces enough power for the entire building. Oh, and if he forgets to feed it for an extended period of time it starts draining his bank account. It’s really weird.

Pixlriffs

Was a perfectly normal human being until he died protecting a certain Russian zombie and became a perfectly normal ghost. Was a reporter in life and is a reporter in death. Runs a blog alongside Zloy about the local goings-on, supernatural or not. The blog’s the type where unless you live in/near the town you most likely won’t stumble across it, but they do have a small following of outsiders who assume the blog’s just a work of fiction. His unfinished business is to prevent Zloy from doing anything particularly stupid, a constant battle. Is able to go more places than Zloy due to being incorporeal, but respects people’s privacy. He’s bound to Zloy to a certain degree, not being able to go beyond a certain range of his friend. The range is pretty big, though, and he has plenty freedom of movement.

Python

Had a run-in with the fae as a kid, in which he accidentally pissed one off. In retribution, the faerie challenged him to answer a riddle or he’d be turned into a snake. Python’s answer was partially correct, so the faerie only transformed him partially. Python is fairly chill, though he strongly dislikes the cold and starts hissing if anyone disturbs him during Sun Time™. Sometimes Bdubs, being partially flora, joins Python for Sun Time™. He’s not venomous, because, you know...python. Also, he has a mildly disturbing habit of strangling rats and mice and then eating them whole, but he can’t help it and just tries not to do so when he has company.

Ren

Is a werewolf. He’s pretty chill regardless of form, though it’s only been recently he’s been comfortable enough leaving his ears and tail visible. He works as a lumberjack. One time Pixl introduced him to Monty Python’s Lumberjack Song and it quickly became his favourite thing. He spends most of his free time volunteering at the local theatre because Ren is absolutely a theatre kid and nobody can convince me otherwise. Gets possessed every now and then. Lives in Jungle Wood flats.

Scar

Works as a landscape developer. Gets possessed absurdly easily, though not quite as frequently as Cub. Has a magical method of communication with him. Technically co-owns ConCorp, but isn’t as involved. His cat, Jellie, is very obviously an eldritch abomination in feline form and he is comedically unaware of this. Lives in Jungle Wood Flats with Grian, Iskall, Mumbo, Stress, and Ren.

Skizz

Is the ghost haunting Team ZIT’s office. He was murdered by someone he’d thought was a friend who was trying to use his place to hide from the cops, and he’s stuck around, haunting the building. His unfinished business is to make sure nobody else uses the building for anyone shady, but the ghost rumours tended to chase most people off. Eventually he gets used to having Team ZIT around, and when Tango admits he doesn’t really have anywhere to go one day, Skizz eventually makes the decision to finally unlock the still-furnished upper floor for him. He’s bound to the building, but Impulse learns that carrying Skizz’s old vest with them allows him to leave. After that, Skizz sometimes accompanies them on missions and occasionally just hanging out. He’s usually more helpful than the Beetlejhost is.

Stress

Is a witch. Stress lives in Jungle Wood Flats and works as a doctor who specializes in supernaturally caused injuries- Team ZIT are some of her best customers. She also sells magic potions of various kinds, and has a side gig as a florist. She’s 90% of the Jungle inhabitants’ impulse control. Also has cryokinesis.

Tango

The Team ZIT member with a car. He gets possessed with frankly ridiculous frequency, but claims not to believe in ghosts for a long time (and keeps up the bit for even longer). Has developed various signals to indicate when he’s being possessed again. The strongest one, a rather nasty demon Cleo and the Beetlejhost had to team up on, left him with his glowing red eyes. He didn’t really have anywhere to go before Impulse bought the office, and tended to sleep on the couch or in his car until Skizz decided to let him into the upper floor, where he now lives alongside Zedaph and Impulse.

TFC

A now-retired ghostbuster, TFC calls in Team ZIT one night when he finds himself in over his head against a ghost with a grudge. He winds up becoming a bit of a mentor figure to the trio, usually coaching them over the phone if they’re not sure how to deal with one of the stranger spirits. Lost his leg years ago in a fight with a poltergeist that could have gone better, and now has a robotic prosthetic made by Doc.

Wels

While Team ZIT was out investigating some rumour or another in the woods, they came across a large stone box. Following video game logic, I guess, they then decided opening this large stone box sounded like a fun idea. Well, Tango and Zedaph did. Impulse was a bit more hesitant. The box actually held a medieval knight who’d been put in an enchanted sleep for centuries by his demonic doppelgänger, and was very much not prepared for modern life. Team ZIT took him to Xisuma, who happened to live closest, and Wels is currently helping out on the farm and trying to adjust to life in the 21st century. He can understand and speak modern English just fine because magic. Volunteers at the local theatre quite a lot.

Hels

Is Wels’ doppelgänger. Technically a minor demon. Won a fight with Wels and sealed him away for centuries as a result. A recurring problem. His real motivation is that he really desperately doesn’t want to go back to Hell, but he’s too proud to admit it. Lives in the woods with EX, who’s basically his only friend, though the weirdo with the brown cardigan keeps pestering him about his backstory and feelings for some reason. Has minor pyrokinesis.

Like Biffa, XB is also a ghost from the future, though it seems to be a different timeline than Biffa’s. His unfinished business is preventing the apocalypse, but he has no idea how to do that, no idea if he’s in the right timeline, and is pretty sure he’s gone back a lot farther than he probably should’ve. Also, there’s the whole paradox issue, where if he prevents the apocalypse he never has a reason to go back and prevent the apocalypse, so he doesn’t prevent the apocalypse, so he has to go back and- he tries not to think about it too much. He mostly just hangs out in an abandoned house on the edge of town and vibes.

Xisuma

Is a beekeeper. Nobody’s ever seen his face; when he’s not in his beekeeping outfit, he’s either wearing a helmet, or (more recently) an extremely lifelike and detailed animal mask (is it a mask?). Actually a shapeshifting alien, he crashed down to Earth after a scuffle with his evil clone and was stranded because Earth doesn’t have the right tools or resources to repair a spaceship. These days he’s actually found he’s happier tending to his bees, selling honey, and helping his friends out, and probably wouldn’t leave Earth even if he could. It’s a simpler life, but a pleasant one. He bonds with Biffa over a shared love of tea and being stranded in a technologically inferior world and finding a home.

Evil Xisuma

Is Xisuma’s clone. Feels that if everyone’s going to call him ‘Evil’ he may as well own it. Shot his original’s spaceship down in a scuffle but wound up being brought down with him. Currently hides in the woods. Generally more of a minor nuisance than an actual danger. Used to spend his free time bothering X but has gotten put off by Wels, who has a problem when it comes to evil clones. His friends consist of Hels, who is a terrible role model, and Zedaph, who’s trying to help him work through his problems behind everyone’s backs. Can summon lightning because he deserves it.

Zedaph

Is the reason Team ZIT is ghostbusting in the first place. He’s a sheep shearer by trade, but that’s a fairly seasonal thing and ghostbusting is more fun anyway. Has somehow never been possessed, and claims it’s because he’s always standing next to Tango. He makes sure the other two gets enough sleep Because we all know they can’t be trusted to do it. Probably has some sort of really bizarre and situational magical powers he is thoroughly unaware of. Qualified to be a licensed therapist. Made friends with Evil X at one point, somehow.

Zloy

Like Cleo, he’s a ghost possessing a corpse. Unlike Cleo, there’s a good chance it’s not his corpse. Eh, it’s not like anyone else was using it. Runs a blog with Pixl, because why not. Was already a zombie when he met Pixl, who was still alive at the time. His body is a bit more decayed than Cleo’s, but it’s fine. His goggles are enchanted with the same preservation spell; it’s not really ever explained where he got them from. Has no regard for privacy but is fortunately unable to turn invisible or phase through walls due to inhabiting a physical body. Both can theoretically physically fight ghosts and has enough time to physically fight ghosts, meaning he would be a valuable ally if he could be bothered. Lives in a graveyard. Has an ongoing ‘feud’ with Cleo, in which he puts jabs at her on the blog. Once spent a week as a (very sarcastic) floating potato.

Hermiton

Is the name of the place they all live in/near. Located in an ambiguous location in an ambiguous country, Hermiton is technically large enough to be considered a city but has Town VibesTM. Supernatural going-ons are a fairly normal part of life, and a good number of inhabitants aren’t humans. Despite this, the wider world seems mostly ignorant of the existence of ghosts, magic, etc. I’m not too sure about geography, but it’s surrounded by forest in most directions and in a warm enough climate to not have snow in the winter (so Python doesn’t, you know, freeze to death). Most people don’t tend to bat an eyelid at strange-looking people walking down the street or serving them at the store; they’re used to it by now. There are several theories as to why Hermiton specifically has so much going on when it comes to the supernatural- ley lines, secretly the resting place of some long-forgotten god, et cetera- but it’s actually more of a case of ‘people who have supernatural traits hear rumours of a place where a lot of people have supernatural traits and go there in search of answers/a place to belong’. This doesn’t exactly explain where all the ghosts came from, but hey. Nothing’s perfect.

45 notes · View notes

glowingbadger · 3 years

Note

Can I ask for some modern-day HCs for my ashen wolves? 💙💙 bonus points if s/o is included who isn’t Byleth. Ty ty!

Y'know what, I'm gonna do this like the BL College AU headcanons I did, cause I had a ton of fun with those~

Ashen Wolves x Reader

Modern/College AU headcanons

Yuri: A theatre major who could be getting the lead in every performance, but tends to carefully self-sabotage to instead to end up as a semi-important supporting role. You meet him at a bar or a party where he's somehow engaging several people in lively conversation despite the pounding speakers and crowded dancefloor, and he zeroes in on you the moment you've caught his interest, beckoning you to a quiet(er) place to sit and chat. By the end of the night, the mutual attraction and tension is practically unbearable, but rather than pursue it right then, he places a single, very gentlemanly kiss on your lips, then promises to see you again with a devilish grin.

Balthus: He's a communications major who asks you for help studying for a core class you take together- and he's not shy about the fact that he asked you specifically because you're smarter than he is, but also very, very cute. He flirts by sending you dumb memes at 3am (his jokes in person are usually dumb too, but he loves it when you roll your eyes at him and laugh). One day, he "jokingly" starts calling you his spouse around your friends, and it just kind of... sticks. And now you're a couple. You'll have plenty of gym dates if you're up for it, or just grabbing a blanket and enjoying some sunny spot on campus together. Also he has definitely punched someone on your behalf before.

Hapi: She's a physics major, and gets fairly average grades- but 'average' is pretty damn impressive when you keep as consistent a sleep schedule as she does while studying STEM. Your friends say that bad things always happen when she's around. But you have a lab class with her one semester, and she goes out of her way to let you know that you missed a step in your process, and guides you through it in a more clear and concise way than even the professor had. Your open and grateful response seems to take her by surprise, but you work together for the rest of the class period, and by the end, she mumbles something about "there's these pastries at a café right off campus I wanted to try, if you feel like... also trying them. But I won't force you, you know, so..."

Constance: A bio-chem major with a theatre minor. She feels immense pressure to have a high-paying and prestigious career, as her family hasn't been doing well financially- not that you would ever know. She has impeccable style and shows up to 8am classes with full makeup and styled hair, and only admits to her closest friends that she's dependent on a scholarship. You know of her long before you meet her officially- and when you do, it's when a gaggle of hungover guys cut in front of you in the dining hall and she demands they apologize to you, physically dragging the biggest one over to you until he shows proper remorse for his brutish behavior.

#ashen wolves #yuri leclerc #balthus von albrecht #hapi #constance von nuvelle #fire emblem #fire emblem imagines #fire emblem x reader #x reader #fire emblem headcanons #modern au #college au

53 notes · View notes

ectonurites · 3 years

Text

Conner Kent in Suicide Squad/the Infinite Frontier era: wtf is going on

Alright lads hello I just need to type out some theories/thoughts about what’s going on with my boy Kon right now. This is more for myself than anything else (just trying to organize my thoughts) but since some of y’all like to hear me talk about comics (and some of this discussion has already been happenin in my inbox) I figured i’d format it and put it on here too! its like 4k words and written over the last few days mostly at 3am. sorry <3

this is basically just me going like

Also fair warning that like, I can be wrong and misinterpret things just as much as anyone else can, like I use panels to support why I think what I do but a lot of this stuff is subjective/complicated to understand so like... in general somethings should be taken with a grain of salt, especially because exactly what changes to the universe were made by Death Metal/Infinite Frontier haven’t been super super clearly defined yet. Also sometimes comic writers make the most random nonsensical shit happen, so I as a fan am also allowed to theorize about random nonsensical shit.

But to start: let’s backtrack!

Many months ago when Infinite Frontier was first announced they dropped some promotional art, and I remember being a little confused because. Well:

(Variant Cover spread for Justice League (2018) #59)

(Variant Cover spread for Superman (2018) #29)

Notice how Conner is back to his Teen Titans 2003 look up top, but in his YJ 2019 look at the bottom? This seemed weird to me! But then they announced that Conner would be part of the Suicide Squad ongoing title, in the T-shirt look, so I wrote this discrepancy off in my brain as ‘oh I guess that cover was just the last hurrah for punk Kon’ and moved on with life.

In Suicide Squad right away we learn he’s very much so there against his will:

(Suicide Squad (2021) #1)

Which corroborates more or less what we were also shown in Future State: Suicide Squad, although admittedly it tells... a slightly different version of the events. When I first saw both of these together I just chalked it up to being a bit inaccurate as it’s shown as a memory in Future State:

(Future State: Suicide Squad #2)

Issue 2 we saw him in action with the Squad, trying to do his best to still be a hero despite the team, but things get a little more interesting in the following issue. It starts off with an account of his history

(Suicide Squad (2021) #3)

This page gave me a few immediate red flags, mostly minor things that had to do with coloring, so more irl problems than things to take seriously in-universe (Kon’s pants are the wrong color in the first Superboy shot, and Bart’s Impulse costume is in Kid Flash colors instead of the correct Impulse ones) but then also it just bugged me the phrasing “he joined Young Justice” when he was a founder of the team, he didn’t join it he made it with Tim and Bart.

But again, chalked that stuff up to just.... writers/artists being inconsistent/unaware of things that they should be aware of, or even Nocturna just not being specific with details. But it did still strike me as a little odd considering the very accurate use of villains in those same shots, Scavenger who was a reoccurring bad guy from Kon’s solo days and showed up basically nowhere else (even holding the Spear of Lono and everything!) and Billy/Harm (Greta’s brother) from Young Justice.

But then a few pages later we got this:

(Suicide Squad (2021) #3)

Which is interesting. My first instinct was to think he’s being drugged w kryptonite or something thats leaving him hazy/out of it, but my thoughts on that have kinda changed, we’ll get there in a bit. But in general the context of ‘something’s wrong’ made the slight discrepancies on some details of his own history make more sense.

I also want to then bring up the next part to this story, the crossover issue in Teen Titans Academy.

(Teen Titans Academy #3)

So a few things. Does it feel weird to anyone else that Conner Kent, a known previous Titan who literally has a framed picture of himself in a case there, would set off alarm sensors like that? Wouldn’t he be... recognized as a Titan not an intruder by their sensors? Interesting! Anyways.

He looks really pained looking at that picture, and sad, and almost frustrated, which ya know makes sense and hurts my heart because he misses them! He misses his friends and being happy.

But, importantly for a criticism I wanna make thats less theory related and more just me bein annoyed at Tim Sheridan, that’s a picture of Conner. Right there. That’s Superboy, on display at Teen Titans Academy, so the people who frequent this building would know who he is and what he looks like and be able to recognize him, he’s even in the same outfit and everything. Alinta recognized him at the end of Suicide Squad #3.

So why does only one person during this big fight then comment on his presence?? Why doesn’t it get a bigger reaction???

(Teen Titans Academy #3)

And after the fight we don’t see any on panel moment of Wallace going up to the staff Titans (who weren’t present for the fight) and saying like “HEY NIGHTWING UHHH SUPERBOY WAS WITH THE SUICIDE SQUAD?” we just see him talking with his friends upset about Crush leaving. We see Alinta talking to them but we don’t see the exact dialogue. So I do just wanna take the writer by the shoulders and shake him a little bit and ask WHY because that just feels like... something you’d wanna address on panel! This is like the first time since joining the squad that Kon’s at all in contact with people from his life before Waller got involved, I feel like not addressing those people’s reactions to it/not discussing it at least a little bit on panel (especially when Conner CAME UP in the previous TTA issue, Dick brought him up and everything!!!) is a really odd choice. Maybe it’ll happen next issue and i’m just impatient, but who knows. Anyways, gripes with Sheridan aside, lets move on.

I wanna bring up how Conner... doesn’t really respond to Wallace’s question? At all? Except to just fight him off, not even an attempt at a ‘Sorry’ or anything? (the ‘Ha! That all you got?!’ seems to be coming from Culebra not Conner, although the placement of the bubble is vague enough it could be that it was supposed to be Conner? but it seems more like what she’d say, especially as she’s grabbing Emiko like that) That just feels weird. It feels off. In general he speaks so little in Suicide Squad #3 and this issue. Tbh it almost feels like he doesn’t really recognize Wallace which I mean I suppose they never exactly met (they would have theoretically during Death Metal, basically all past/present Titans were together for a while during that), but Kon’s been back in existing long enough he’d have a sense of who current heroes are anyways.

But right, so, lots of little things that feel weird... that gets us caught up to the most recently released comics... but in this household we look at solicits as they drop. Which gives us some info on what’s coming up a few months ahead of time, albeit without full context obviously. Issues #4 and #5 don’t mention Conner in their descriptions or show him on the covers at all, because there’s just other plot things going on, so ya know seems things will be quiet for him for a bit.

But then we got the August solicitations and oh BOY it’s a doozey for him! And some things start to kinda connect perhaps!

I want to just take a moment to look at that specific wording. “The teen calling himself Conner Kent” I’m probably reading too much into it but that feels deliberate, like why wouldn’t you just say ‘Conner Kent’? Usually these kinds of descriptions are trying to keep a low word count, not add in extra words that don’t need to be there. It makes it feel like that’s a name he’s using that... doesn’t actually belong to him.

So the theory I want to propose (that has been floating around already) is that based on these covers and the description, and how the Conner we’ve been seeing in Suicide Squad apparently talks about his own personal history like he’s ‘reading a wikipedia entry’ and had little response to people he should be aware of like Wallace and apparently isn’t recognized as a Titan through a bio-scan and also bearing in mind those initial promo arts with two separate looks at the same time for him... I think we're looking at a situation where the Conner in Suicide Squad so far has actually been a clone of original Conner (like... like he’s Match 2.0 or somethin) the whole time, that’s just not aware he’s not the original.

Now that’s the base theory I wanna work with and build off of, but there’s MANY different directions that could go in/ways that could work.

For example, one idea is that the Conner we saw in #1 who was chained up is the original Conner, and he’s been being cloned and held captive, so everything else with Conner in Suicide Squad so far has been this Match 2.0

Another idea could be the original Conner in #1 is also the Conner in #2 who Waller had then commented wasn’t ready during the mission in Arkham and had zapped with a lil Kryptonite, and after that moment she took him off the field because his spirit hadn’t been broken enough to be obedient (as he was a lot quieter in Issue #3 & the TTA crossover compared to #2, and #3 is when the Nocturna thing with the history happened)

Or it could even be original Conner in #1, then in #2 was one clone that wasn’t ‘ready’ that after that point she stopped using him, and switched to a diff clone for #3, because like that first cover did show a LOT of clones. That could be more just ‘artistic interpretation’ or something, covers sometimes do exaggerate/mislead, but it also could indicate we’re looking at a lot of clones.

(Suicide Squad (2021) #2)

With all of those in mind I also wanna bring up this little bit from Future State Suicide Squad:

(Future State: Suicide Squad #2)

Again Future State is a ‘possible future’ so stuff from it isn’t set in stone, but the idea of ‘she still has his YJ 2019 outfit somewhere’ makes me think it could be something along the lines of like, Clone!Conner finds original Conner and frees him and he gets back his YJ outfit, which could lead to like the imagery on that variant cover/the idea from my very first part of this post where I was talking about Kon being shown in both outfits in different places.

Alternatively entirely from all that, another option is that she maybe got ahold of what was needed to clone Kon, but doesn’t even have the original Kon in her possession. (again with the Future State thing, she could be lying since elsewhere in Future State we did also see a copy of YJ 2019 Kon’s costume in one of the Jon-focused Future State comics in a display case 🤷‍♂️) Which could also lead to that confrontation on the variant cover & the promo art thing... and could also explain why we have seen nothing about anyone looking for him, because in that sort of scenario he wouldn’t have even been missing in the first place.

There’s a lot of possibilities! It’s still too early to solidly know anything, but I feel pretty confident we’re entering another cloning related plot with our Clone Boy so it’s... ya know. Clone time. On the one hand it’s annoying because god we have done clone/multiple Kons plots before. We’ve done them so much.

BUT on the other hand, I think it could be interesting to use this situation to tie into some older stuff from pre-reboot that I can see some connections to, because due to Infinite Frontier altering the world and people’s memories it’s all technically fair game storytelling-wise again (and like, the use of Scavenger specifically in that flashback way above, who’s not a super well known villain in general, makes me think maaaaybe the writer did do some of their Kon homework)

Something also just dawned on me that i’m not quite sure what it means but still is worth mentioning: The Conner here in Suicide Squad is back in his Teen Titans Vol. 3 outfit, and his history as he tells it stops during Teen Titans Vol. 3. And doesn’t... mention when he died? It feels like it... stopped before that, because like I feel if he was telling his life history (even the wiki version LMAO) the part where he died and came back would be pretty important to bring up?? And Nocturna specifically says that he didn’t explain how that stuff from TT Vol. 3 then led to him in his current situation. That’s a pretty big gap (like uhhh everything from resurrection until he got lost on Gemworld + all the rest of the Young Justice 2019 stuff?) So like.. there could be something funky going on here that has to do with that.

Similarly when he flashes back in Future State: Suicide Squad to his past it also goes right from Teen Titans Vol. 3 to the current Suicide Squad run? Like I get it’s one page so they can’t show that much, but the fact that there’s now two places that flash back to that same specific time period and nothing past it until the Suicide Squad feels just... noticeable! Not concretely indicative of something, but noteworthy.

(Future State: Suicide Squad #2)

Like...this almost has me thinking maybe it could be something where like, they tampered with his dead body and cloned from that? BECAUSE, for those of you who may not be familiar with how Kon’s resurrection (during Final Crisis: Legion of 3 Worlds) worked, when he came back there was time travel involved! He was brought back to life in the future (like. Legion of Superheroes era) because it was a process that took that thousand or so years to work/heal him (essentially because of his hybrid dna the process that healed Clark when he had died back in Death of Superman/Reign of the Supermen in the 90s just took a lot longer, but its the same Kryptonian healing chamber thing) meaning when he came back to the present alive again, his dead body was still also in the present just in it’s process of healing. Meaning especially if we’re bringing back stuff from before the reboot, Kon likely has his dead body just vibing out there while he’s goin around living life 🤷‍♂️

SO them doing something related to that could explain the choice to put him back in the T-shirt (since thats what he wore in the era his brain would be caught up to if we’re relating this to when he died) and why he’d recognize himself in a group photo with Bart, Cassie and Tim but maybe not someone like Wallace who didn’t exist back then. I don’t know, this branch of thought is still half baked. Will maybe come back and elaborate on this later. But I’m now really thinking there might be a connection to the early Teen Titans Vol. 3 era specifically because of it being referenced twice in stuff with this Suicide Squad.

ANYWAYS moving on, this is probably a shot in the dark and I only thought of it because I just was reading 90′s Superboy, but right away when thinking about ‘Amanda Waller’ and ‘Cloning Kon’ I was reminded of some stuff about the circumstances around the first clone that was made of Conner: Match.

(Superboy (1994) #35)

Match was created by an organization called ‘The Agenda’, that was after a while primarily under the control of The Contessa, Lex Luthor’s ex-wife, aided by Amanda Spence who had a personal grudge against Kon bc her dad was Paul Westfield the guy Kon was originally cloned from (before the Lex/Clark retcon). They were the big bad guys of an arc called The Evil Factory in Superboy (where Cadmus personnel got replaced with clones) which also then tied into the Sins of Youth event over in Young Justice (Remember how Match was posing as Superboy for a while there? yeah). After those plot lines finished the Agenda was pretty defeated (Amanda Spence was still out there and came back later but still) and... who got their hands on the remaining Agenda tech?

(Superboy (1994) #87)

Why none other than Amanda Waller herself!

If they re-canonized pieces of this (which also tied into Young Justice which ya know, YJ 2019 was all about re-establishing stuff from YJ even before Death Metal happened soooo) it would totally make sense for Waller to have complete access to the exact technology used to clone Conner before.

Now, a thing to consider here though is what happened to Kon after he’d been cloned that first time, where his DNA got all destabilized by the process (and he needed to go through a procedure with Roxy as a genetic template to keep him together, which was how he got stuck at age 16 for a while). This was something where he was fine for a period of time before the side effects began to kick in. Now, I think it’s worth mentioning that was also back in the days where he was not yet Lex & Clark’s clone, but still Paul Westfield’s. So there could easily be a ‘now that certain Kryptonian genes have kicked in as he got his newer powers it doesn’t destabilize him the same way’ reasoning or something along those lines to avoid this problem. Alternatively, it could be an interesting thing to embrace rather than retcon away, especially if we’ve been seeing Clone Conner in action and Original Conner hasn’t been in our focus, things could be wrong with him that we just don’t know about.

Another branch of thinking that I think is even MORE a shot in the dark but could be interesting (or again even related to what I just said, could be a combo of things) is if this somehow ended up related to those clones that were reverse engineered from the remains of Match from the very end of Teen Titans Vol. 3

(Teen Titans (2003) #99)

All of them were then taken down with Kryptonite and killed in battle (by Rose & Damian)

(Teen Titans (2003) #100)

But like... idk man if Waller got her hands on those corpses or even just the data from Dr. Caligan that he extracted from Match to make them... that could also be a potential way to make some new Conner clones, and that could be why the bio-scan thing at Titans Tower wouldn’t work properly because of the thing he says above about it not being a “complete match’

One thing I don’t think is the case, but has been brought up to me, is stuff with New 52 Kon. I’ve talked extensively about New 52 Kon in recent weeks because I read through all his stuff, but the thing that makes me shy away from him being part of this situation is the fact that... he’s not interchangeable with Kon the way I think some people think he is. He wouldn’t visually be recognized as Original Kon because he is literally on a genetic level a separate person. They’d prob look related, sure, like they’d pass for brothers because they both have Clark’s DNA, but New 52 Kon has Lois’ DNA and Original Kon has Lex’s. New 52 Kon would likely look more like Jon, rather than Kon. Lois specifically commented in an Action Comics issue that Kon had some resemblance to Lex, even. So like, things like Wallace recognizing him or him looking at his own matching reflection alongside the group picture at the Tower... those wouldn’t happen the same way if this was New 52 Kon.

Now I think it coooould theoretically be possible for Waller to have gotten her hands on that future N.O.W.H.E.R.E. cloning tech that had been used to make New 52 Kon, like I wouldn’t rule that out. Because she knows where the remains of their bases are as shown in Red Hood and the Outlaws (2016) #16-17, and like, Harvest is dead so she could easily just send teams out there to gather shit if she wanted.

Onto some other things I don’t think are actually related but that I was reminded of/wanted to address:

I feel i’d be a bad timkon fan if during all of this discussion of past stories with cloning Kon I didn’t even bring up Tim’s cloning attempt stuff, but I think it would ultimately be unrelated. His tech was stolen from Luthor, and his attempts didn’t succeed because he was trying to build from scratch without Cadmus’ the data about how they altered the DNA from the original process.

(Teen Titans Vol. 3 #34)

Then that initial cover for the annual really reminded me of part of the Hollow Men story from Superboy Vol. 5 just with like... Kon in a room full of copies of himself. I don’t think this story would be related either because it was more magic Tannarak stuff rather than regular cloning, but ya know. It’s the imagery.

(Superboy Vol. 5 #9)

It also really reminded me of the stuff from Hyper-Tension which was hypertime stuff not cloning but again just... visually.

(Superboy Vol. 4 #62)

In general I don’t think we’re EVER gonna see Black Zero or any of these multiverse Superboys again LMAO.

To try to sum up all of this in a way that might make sense here’s kinda a... flowchart of some of my main ideas for what the cloning situation could be/how the logic could work. Again this is borrowing stuff from across continuities because Infinite Frontier means theoretically anything’s fair game. (Also I don’t think I mentioned this earlier but I do mention it in the chart, but I think it’s also reasonable that Waller could get her hands on Cadmus tech if Cadmus is like properly made canon again. She just has funky government connections!)

Also I just now thought of this now several hours after I already made the chart and I don’t wanna remake it so sorry not incorporating it there but I remembered there was also that bit during House of Kent where Clark took Kon to the Hall of Justice and they were running some tests on him, so I’m thinking it’s also possible Waller got ahold of that data/that might be how she found out about Kon in the first place for this timeline. And they indicated that there was something wrong with him there, where he might eventually lose his powers or something, so maybe she tried to do cloning stuff to be able to have a copy of Superboy in his prime or something??? before that started kicking in. I don’t know, just more things to consider:

(Action Comics (2016) #1028)

ANYWAYS in conclusion: there is clone fuckery of some sort happening, I’m curious where it’s gonna go, and I just want Kon to be okay.

If you actually read this uhm. props to you bc this probably makes no sense to anyone but me its just word vomit <3

#this is very long! and disorganized! i am sorry #this doesn't have one theory abt things it has like. many #its basically just brainstorming/spitballing ideas #i could also be entirely off base! with much of this! i just feel i need that disclaimer #grandpa max is god? i go to church now #i need a kon talk tag bc i swear i write more analysis stuff like this for him than anyone else

26 notes · View notes

lesbian-octoling · 3 years

Text

The After FAQ

Q: I’m not 18, but I’m going to be very soon! Can I still sign up?

A: You have to be 18+ at the time of submitting your form. If you are 18: you can submit a form! If you’re 17, you can’t. If you’re going to be 18 a few months after the start date, you’re welcome to join as a spectator, but it will be too late to join in as a player. Apologies :(

Q: When will spectators be allowed to join?

A: We’re not sure when or how we’re going to open it up to spectators, but it will happen! It’s gonna be a lot less intensive than player apps- basically ‘are you 18 and can you send a social media to verify it’. It WILL be before we start though, and unlike player apps, spectator apps will never close!

Q: What are you looking for in terms of RP quality and length?

A: Answered in detail here! TLDR, we’re looking for quality over quantity. We are still looking for high-quality roleplayers… though high quality doesn’t always mean super active or super long/fancy responses each time- quality means 'fun to roleplay with’!

Q: How many people will you be accepting?

A: This depends on several factors, including if I have a lot of people playing 2 characters vs 1 character, what characters I think could mesh well, and also my mental state whenever the application accepting times rolls around (it's easier to manage less people, though more can be potentially more fun). I'm shooting for around 10-15 people max, and about 20-30 characters max. I'm just gonna eyeball it when the time comes.

Q: How will characters be chosen, and will there be any preference/bias?

A: Players will be chosen on a lot of factors, mostly on their passion for their characters, quality of writing, and if their character is already taken or not. There is no purposeful bias towards OCs, canon characters, etc.

Q: How ‘close do canon’ do my interpretations of canon characters have to be? Can I deviate from canon?

A: Yes, you can deviate from canon! I go into more detail here, but TLDR: Characters are 100% open to player interpretation and even redesigns. The only 'limit' is that they have to be recognizable as their original character to some extent. Otherwise, go crazy go stupid!

Q: Help! I messed something up on my form!

A: That’s ok! You can edit it.

Q: You mentioned these inklings will be partially xeno/bio-based- what exactly is the anatomy here?

A: Yep! The setting is semi-xeno, but not extreme. There’s a visual guide here if you’d like, but I recommend reading the rest of this anyway. Some of the details include the fact that ALL inkfish (inklings, octolings, and any other cepahlopods) are:

Humanoid (no mantles or oddly shaped limbs)

Have (usually white) beaks, not teeth

Often have freckles/colored splotches, and small glowing freckles/spots

Have white ‘meat’ and blue blood, but are supported by pressurized ink in place of bones

Clean water does not kill them- but they have very porous, fragile skin that means they can absorb dirty water/mutagen quickly to make them sick, and their skin can be torn by enough of a pressurized blast of water (think a power washer or high-power hose).

The main differences between inklings and octolings (aside form the obvious like ears and masks) are:

Inklings have purely round/circular pupils, while octolings have pupils that can widen/contract between horizontal and round

Inklings have thin, catlike retractable claws/’hooks’, while octolings have thicker claws that are more of a hard extension of the finger

Inkling hair is NOT prehensile- it’s mostly made of fat. It cannot feel pain, and only bleeds a little bit. This makes them better at storing nutrients. However, octoling tentacles ARE prehensile, can feel pain, and will bleed heavily if cut- but they have little fat storage on them.

For non-inkfish characters, just about anything is up for grabs (within reason).

Q: What if my characters have a feature that isn’t supported by these headcanons?

A: This is sort of a case-by-case basis. Generally, your base character will have to fit the qualifications above just for consistency’s sake across all players. If your character has a unique feature- IE, strangely shaped pupils, tail, etc- that you want to keep, there’s a possibility that they could be already partially mutated, but managed to keep their sanity.

This has a lot of pros and cons- pros include unique features and potentially abilities (tail for balance, good vision, extra long claws, quills)... but it also means they’re only one tiny accident away from becoming fully mutated, while other players have that health buffer. If that happens, you lose control of your character for the duration they’re mutated. This isn’t even bringing up the potential discrimination they may face IC, as many people are wary of partial mutants.

If you want to do this, or aren’t sure, feel free to message me with the details.

Q: Can I play a non-inkling/octoling species?

A: Yes! You can play as any species that fits into the settings of splatoon! Most marine animals are fair game, including marine invertibrates and fishes. Sapient marine mammals are iffy, as they’re technically canon by a one-off line. I will accept fully marine mammals such as dolphins and narwals, but not semi-aquatic animals, such as sea otters. Some ideas of accepted species includes: shrimps, jellies, nudibranches, eels, any saltwater fishes, urchins, salmonids, etc.

I also will not be allowing sapient reptiles, birds, land/semi-aquatic mammals, or land invertebrates. Also, I won’t be accepting ‘magical’ (Ghosts, cryptids, etc) or unrealistic hybrid creatures (An eel/inkling hybrid born naturally, salmonlings), as this is a slightly more realistic as opposed to fantastic setting.

Q: But if I play a non-cephalopod character, how will they fight with ink?

A: Good news! Ink isn’t the main weapon here.

Ink is used as a weapon still, but less offensively and more tactically. Having a small ink gun on hand is useful for making quick getaways, distracting/stalling mutants, and even spraying it in their face as a distraction, deterrent, or to blind them if you do go to attack. For most mutants, however, ink will not kill or ‘splat’ them, as not all mutants are inklings mutants. Plus, it would be unfair to non-inkfish characters.

Physical weapons such as bats, knives, and guns (and even some weirder stuff like swords, bows, etc) are going to be your go-to, like any apocalypse, though ink weaponry in addition can be a big boon in a battle.

This is also a good time to mention that while we don’t have specific stats or anything, your character’s species will affect how they fight and are impacted by fights.

Inkfish are very fast and can jump very high, are extremely resistant to blunt force trauma, and can use ink... but are very weak to slicing/piercing things and chemicals/mutagen because of their thin skin. Urchins can’t use ink and may be slow, but have potentially toxic spines and hard skin that resists piercing damage. Shrimp might have a fragile exoskeleton and not a lot of natural weapons, but it makes them very resistant to chemical and mutagen splashes. It’s all good stuff to keep in mind!

Q: Can I know more about the mutants?

A: Yes, to an extent! There’s some info on the mutants here.

Q: Can I know more about the mutagen?

A: Yes, to an extent! There’s some more info on mutagen here.

Q: There’s a lot of questionable/offensive/weird content in Coroika. Will this be allowed/what elements of coroika will there be?

A: The short answer is ‘only some minor elements will be taken, and all weird/offensive stuff MUST be retconned or addressed’. We’re mostly going to be supporting the game’s canon, NOT the comic’s canon. I go into this more detail here, which I suggest you read if you plan on playing a Coroika character.

Q: Who are the mods?

A: Myself and @bubblegum-spaceboy are the main two mods who will be doing the bulk of the important NPC/world stuff!

However, we have two sub-mods who helped create the server/concepts, and will also be there to help out with little stuff if neither of us are available, and play some minor NPCs. These two are @bombcollar, and my friend Emmy who doesn’t really use tumblr lol.

Help! My question isn’t answered here!

Feel free to send in an ask or a message, and I’ll respond as best I can :D

#The After #TA FAQ

17 notes · View notes