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literallyaflame · 10 months

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how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

#yes this applies to gender too #if a kid says ‘i’m a girl!!’ it might be because they’re a girl or #it might be because they’ve got an incomplete picture of what a ‘girl’ is in their brains #and as a parent ur job is to help them complete those pictures #by asking them questions and giving them new information and playing w them

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pikslasrce · 5 months

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im ngl that scene in the lighthouse when hes trying to jerk off to the idea of a hot mermaid but keeps getting distracted by unsightly visions symbolizing his guilty conscience and descent into insanity is so real like. it really is like that sometimes

#piksla.txt #its just like when ur trying to think of smth sexy and ur like 'ooh think. uh. hot vampire ladies uh. think think think'#and ur brain keeps reminding you of like. deadlines and chores and unpleasant memories like shoo! go away!! im trying to have a fun time #its literally that . anyways robpat SLAYED slayedddddd #hall of fame

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willgrahamscock · 2 months

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No one is ever going to be Will Graham level of down bad cause why did he start eating human meat and giggling at cannibalism jokes just to try to get with a man that already wanted him so bad he willingly turned himself into the police to prove his love for him? Idiots.

#use ur brain sweetie no not that one the other one #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram #murder husbands

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wulfhalls · 10 months

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people on here interacting with neil gaiman is so. ur like this cannot possibly a real human being off anon!!! sitting down typing out an ask like that knowing the creator of the work will see it. and then ur like well dont be an asshole maybe it's just a 14 year old engaging in fandom for the first time! but then u click on the blog to see its a 35 year old actual real adult who went hello mister GAYman (hihihaha) thank u so much for making my coffeeshop au background relationship / rarepair endgame / slow burn true love sunshine sunshine protector dynamics of my dreams come true! u really had crowley say SMUT 👍🥳🤣🙌 but why was there conflict :/sometimes people argued and???? was that really necessary??? pls tell me rn that this is in fact a happy ending fic scenario otherwise I will have to kill myself immediately in exceedingly violent fashion and it will be ur fault (if michael sheen and david tennant don't kiss again in s3 u will feel my wrath. i know ur home address) anyways. are u aware of the omegaverse trope 😜 just blink twice if that is something we can look forward to in s3 😝😂🤭 also crowley wore different clothes during different episodes?? is that a continuity error?? or will that be explained in s3?

#good omens #txt.me #like. DIE. also i think u should all delete ao3 immediately no joke #viewing media thru this wrapped lense of fanfic exclusively is not good for ur brains fr #10k+

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ciil · 2 months

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what makes us any different?

#my art #alien stage #alien stage spoilers #i finally scratched the itch in my brain just a lil #anyways i am fondly thinking abt comic of ivan antagonizing sua and respectfully sir ur a clown (me saying this while crying)#tfw ur both dead eyed dark haired high achievers who love deeply and would risk it all for ur person #i love that they r so similar in the lengths they'll go to but they're also like ewwww at each other #ivan and sua alien stage u'll always be famous to me

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obsob · 7 months

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hmm anyway. holds u in my arms

#mine #cats #i did this a while ago n forgot 2 post whoopsies !!#anyway. my brain was so so small today colouring is so hard but...i think i may...have a solution....perhaps....we will test 2morrow and se #i hope everyone has had a good beginning to ur week also #tomorrow i need2 do orders and fix colouirng maybe and then thrusday finish colouring n then friday im going BIRD WATCHING #its fun ducks season i love fun ducks #ducks r so easy. unlike say a plover or a bunting of which there r 1000 and they are all the same

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puppetmaster13u · 2 months

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Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone.

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion.

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files.

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued.

“Is he coming to the Manor or…”

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!”

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Deadly Decisions #Danny & Ras are the homoerotic rivals that no one knows if they’re flirting or attempting a murder #It’s actually both they’re just also both Immortal #Danny to Jason: You can become a crime lord if you finish college- you’ve said you wanted to get a degree this is ur chance #Dusan (nodding): Mother has made all of us finish at least our basic education nephew #Why yes this does mean that RH has just made the heads in a duffel bag debut & the bats have no clue it’s Jason #Normally Danny wanders the universe but RAS (affectionately derogatory) HOW DARE U TRY TO HIDE THE GRANDCHILDREN #Morally Gray Danny #He’s well over 300 and that has an affect lol #Also has some fun fae vibes thx to his ghost half & human half finally balancing out #Let Jason & Damian be brothers #Tiny Damian: Akhi look I found a frog :>#Jason (newly not brain damaged & has no clue who this small child is): …. That’s great #Tiny Damian: *GASP* Akhi you can talk now :D #Fuck it- all the Al Ghuls deserve fangs from ecto contamination #Is Danny actually Dusan & Talia’s mother? No one knows and no one wants to ask the probably immortal fae being okay #Danny brought Damian a ghost hound puppy & Jason an original signed Pride & Prejudice book #How come Bruce wasn’t aware of Danyal? Talia forgot to inform him that the mother she was speaking of is in fact still alive #He disappears for a decade sometimes longer she was using past terms how was he supposed to know

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speltfields · 2 months

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[concerningly sweaty] i think he'd...grow a beard in the winter...!!!!!!!!!!

#spiked hot chocolate. with the cheap baileys knockoff #i was shane shorts in winterpilled but jeans will do...jeans and boots okaaaayyyy #shane stardew valley #shane sdv #my art #sdv posting #Hey. if ur still reading this. sorry it kinda looks like shit. my brain is mushy cereal amd stardew valley is the almond milk. in the cereal

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tumbwr · 2 years

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do u ppl *think “etic” or “eee tee sea” **in your head when u read this? -> etc.

#it’s etic to me #like i’m talking about what do you Think when you Read it now read it aloud #of course it’s etcetera aloud #i’m saying. what goes on in ur brains #ya goofs #edited og post for clarity

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beescake · 6 months

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lovee

#homestuck #solkat #sollux captor #karkat vantas #vioart #2023 #brain: girl why the FUCK are u opening a new doc when u still havent finished all ur comms and wips 😑...#me: NO!!! i am too emotionally unwell !!!!#brain: ffs.. 🙄😒 ok fine u get ONE (1) emotionally unwell drawing before u hv to continue work 👎#me: YAYY

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spacelazarwolf · 2 years

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i…………………..cannot handle tik tok

#like????????? use ur fucking brain??????????

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blinkpen · 10 months

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do u think studying how caterpillars totally liquify into living soup that somehow knows how to then restructure and solidify into a butterfly might be how we unlock the shapeshifting power-up on the evolution skill tree

#sporadic warbling #when can test to see if butterflies retain memories from when they were caterpillars in spite of their brains also becoming soup #i'm doodling worldbuilding stuff about how succubi/incubi work in MD and thinking about Bugs #and all the wild stuff bugs do #you know how it is when ur trans u inevitably start tappin ur foot waiting for when science can give u dragon parts

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bucket-of-amethyst · 8 months

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ITS ME BOY IM THE DECKED OUT VOICE SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE UR BRAIN LISTEN TO ME BOY STAY IN THE DUNGEON U NEED TREASURE COME WITH ME PLAY MY GAMES WE'LL HAVE RAVAGER TIMES IN CAVES DOO DOO DO DOO YEAAHH U NEED ME BOY UR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION

#hermitcraft #decked out 2 #mcyt #tangotek #bucket of ramble #in honor of all the decked out voice in ur brain posts

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kiisaes · 6 months

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