I still think it was extremely big brained of us to make Chris UD the son of Charlie TDIM that's such a galaxy brain take. He fucked at least once but he doesn't fuck anymore.
Like look at this shit
(their last names are different because Chris has his mom's maiden name and Charlie's ass is soooo divorced 😔)
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I can't believe there are two games from 2015 with titles starting with "U" about trust, personal relationships, and the consequences of one's actions where you choose who lives and who dies but the best ending still involves the sympathetic antagonist who misses his sibling(s) getting left behind underground.
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q has been raving to me about until dawn, and while i know pretty much nothing about the game, this video she showed me had AMAZING trollhunters shitpost potential, so here i am, turning everything trollhunters-related again lmfao
Merlin: I don't guess. I know. I never guess anything, I know everything, I do the math. 2 + 2 = You're my friend.
Morgana: Mm-hmm, alright--
Merlin: Just kidding, it's 4. *steals her hand*
Angor Rot, to Jim: I'm casting a hex on you now. Have fun getting hexed, idiot.
Barbara: This is what I hope happens to you. *starts fire*
Strickler: What the fuck?! That's really mean! Yay! Oh, I love it when you're mean to me
Barbara: I know, it's really sexy
Douxie: I think I just want to, y'know, lay down... and sleep! Close my eyes!
Merlin: That's pretty cringe of you, buddy.
Jim: *sees Angor Rot outside the school*
Jim: Woah! That guy was straight-up looming! I wish I could loom like that
Strickler: Y'know, I went to Blackwoods Pines one year. I thought it was Blackwoods Penis for some reason. Got in real trouble with the locals, I did. They don't let me back there anymore. Could you point to the picture of a woman, please?
Jim: Gender isn't real. *points to picture of man*
Strickler: *slams desk* NO!
Barbara: I have this weird feeling someone's looming around here
Strickler: Well, I'm about to be loomin' over on that bed, you wanna join me?
Barbara: ... What???
Draal entering Jim's basement: Home sweet home!
Draal: ... I THINK I live here.
Toby: Why is it called a hot water heater? It just needs to be called a water heater. Yeah, I guess it is a little bit hot, but that's just-
Claire: Well, it heats up the hot water
Toby: Yeah, but like, it's gonna be hot 'cause it's heated up!
Claire: Well, would you prefer that the water stops heating after it gets hot???
Jim at the Soothscryer: This isn't the proper ouija board. I mean, there's no yes or no, you can't say goodbye... You're gonna get fucked if you can't say goodbye to a ghost, trust me on that one.
Draal: I can get fucked?! FINALLY!
Jim: It's going way too fast, I can't read it.
Claire: It's okay, I understand.
Toby: I don't! Explain it to me in gross detail!
Claire: Well, I'm the only one in the group who knows how to read, and that's the only reason you invite me to your parties. What else is there to explain?
Usurna: You ever put much stock into horror-scopes or anything like that? I don't, but I saw something VERY interesting in the papers today. So tell me, you a Gemini, a Kanker, a Sagita-ray-us? Ah, don't tell me, I looked it up. This is what they said under yours today: 'You will be tried in court under conspiracy for murder'.
Jim: I what?
Draal: I have a key right here. And it's called an axe.
Blinky: Well, I guess that DOES open most doors.
Strickler: I shoulda known that calling that thing what it was would've made it leave.
Strickler: Just like when I called my wife a bitch and she left.
Jim: I'm really glad that you're alive, Angor, but also that's REALLY fucked up.
Merlin: I'm not. I'm pretty upset that he's alive considering everything that he's done so far.
Angor Rot: That's okay. I'm upset that you're alive too, Merlin.
Dictatious with the Parlok Spear: The ultimate rudeness: Manslaughter
Blinky: OOOH, I THINK IT'S NOT MANSLAUGHTER IF IT'S INTENTIONAL--
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