#unintentional rizz master

[diresang]

Valentine's Day Application for Husker

your name: Rosaline (Rosie) Bennett

Romantic or platonic?: Platonic (could be romantic but either way Rosie doesn't mind)

A night in or dinner out or an activity?: Honestly, both are good options; depends on the kind of day he's having.

Ice cream or chocolate-covered strawberries?: chocolate-covered strawberries.

What's your perfect date?: Probably a stroll through the park, enjoying one another's company.

Would you cook for me?: Of course! After all, she knows not everyone enjoys flesh.

Would you let me cook for you?: She would be delighted if he cooked for her.

Can we make out?: if things end up romantically, of course. But probably not if it's platonic.

Make out in private or in public?: Whatever they're more comfortable with, she can see him being more private.

Do you like to cuddle?: Absolutely!

Blankets or no blankets for cuddling?: Blankets.

Couch or bed?: For cuddling? Either.

What are at least 3 hobbies of yours?: Knitting/Sewing, Gardening, and pressing flowers.

Tell me something about you no one else knows: She has a button collection.

Why do you want to be my valentine?: Well why not? Never hurts to spend time with an old friend.

What makes you a good Valentine?: Well, not to toot my own horn but I was quite the catch back in the day.

            ⋆｡ ﾟ☁︎｡ ⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡ 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 ✦․⁺  ↳ valentines applications !

            ❝ hah ! ━ rosie, you've got much better prospects than this old cat. i'm flattered. tell ya' what though━ ❞

husk has got this grin on his face━ almost youthful, like he was back in the casinos winning every bet.

            ❝ i'll take you up on that stroll and an evening in. it's been a while but i can cook a mean steak━ and i've got the perfect wine to pair with it. how's that sound ? ❞

#unintentional rizz master #hazbinfatales #❝ i don’t care if it hurts ━ i want to have control ❠ ━━「 husker | interaction 」✦․⁺ #❝ watch out boy━ she’ll chew you up ! ❠ ━━「 husker & rosaline bennett | hazbinfatales 」✦․⁺ #read 'em and weep! full ho━... ...━tel? ━━「 hazbin hotel 」✦․⁺

[isthatawe3d]

As someone who is rewatching all of rwby right now, it’s really funny to me how you guys think that Jaune has the rizz that Blake actually has. Like yeah Pyrrha had a thing for Jaune but some of you think that he just has people falling for him left and right and it’s like idk man. Blake has four people who were willing to go hell or high water for her, to varying degrees of benefiting Blake herself. Yang, Sun, Ilia and Adam like damn girl what are you even doing

#rwby #rwby blake #rwby jaune #rwby bumbleby #don’t misconstrue I love jaune top five characters for me but the way some of y’all think of him :/ #I will make a post about that i really like jaune but y’all are weird about him :/ #blake belladonna unintentional rizz master supreme #I think I’m going to post more generally bc I’m in a rwby mood

[vaguelyhauntedcornfield]

You ever so ace/maybe aroace that you forget to have your dnd character flirt with his crush for almost an entire session

#missed opportunities #damn #im the master of unintentional flirting but when it needs to be intentional? negative rizz #THEY SHARED A ROOM and i said NOTHING brooo #to be fair ig the two of them probably laid there getting no sleep saying nothing mentally going ‘dont make this awkward’ #im sorry paladin levi loves you it’s just that the person playing him reverted to their actual self bc they’re tired af #gotta make sure im hopped up on caffeine and pain meds (LEGALLY) next time and put extra effort in

[mana-jjk]

in my heart of hearts i know that inuokko is intentional vs unintentional flirtation 101

• toge knows he’s attractive, he knows his hair and eyes are attention grabbing, and he knows that he’s cute. he weaponizes it consistently actually because trust me he knows. so yes, he does intentionally fluster yuuta ! he knows how to tilt his head, how to bat his eyelashes, and even when to strategically uncover his face to smile at him. one shot, k.o., yuuta is a tomato.

• yuuta on the other hand does not know that he’s attractive and he also does not know proper social cues so sometimes he says the most flirtatious shit so naturally. he could be called a rizz master but he has no idea the effect it has and why it would be considered flirting lol. so toge will tease him like, ‘you think i’m pretty?’ and yuuta will sit there soft smile and earnest, not even hesitating to say ‘i don’t think anyone could ever compare to you.’ and toge just kinda sits there, wide eyed and red faced like ‘abort mission !!’

but on the opposite side of the spectrum, they also have those moments as well !

• toge doesn’t realize the little things he does that makes yuuta fall in love with him. his easy kindness and willingness to take care of others. toge could be cooking dinner for everyone after a long day and yuuta would just be staring with actual heart eyes because he’s never seen anyone give kindness so easily. the day toge wrapped his scarf around yuuta because he noticed his nose getting red, yuuta almost passed out then and there. it’s the ‘i want to spend my life with you and live these domestic moments forever’ vibe !

• yuuta isn’t like, very good at flirting intentionally, like i said his rizz is unintentional lol. but he does have moments where he’s like ‘i need to be a good boyfriend and partake in flirting’ so he’ll break out the pick ups lines. they’re so bad, like horrible cheesy and terrible. most of the time he’s stuttering through the delivery and ends with a pathetic scratch of his head. when people are around, they’re cringing and looking back at toge like ‘really?’ but he’s sitting there, blushing looking absolutely besotted and ready to squish his cheeks aggressively.

#inumaki toge #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #yuuta okkotsu #inuokko #ottoge

[eishxn]

—KYS [AFFECTIONATELY]

scaramouche x male! reader

5WIRL ACCOUNTS

synopsis: a classical pianist who lost his passion for music, only seeing it as a bore and a pain—got the interest of a certain band member of a rising band. Kunikuzushi is already tired of his group's bullshit but now venti is adding another member—and it's his greatest academic rival too.

notes: they are all roommates by the way hahahaha

MASTERLIST | MASTERPOST | » l/n friendgroup

scaramouche

• Is the lead vocalist and guitarist for 5WIRL, son of the Raiden Ei—a fashion icon known for her iconic outfits.

• Overachiever, Y/n's number one rival.

• Likes his coffee black like his soul.

• is 22 years old.

• Hates everyone and he's not lowkey about it.

• has unintentional rizz, he would just look at people with disgust and they become so down bad for him.

• very rich

• has mommy issues

• aesthetically pleasing to look at.

• Has the most down bad simps.

• Is bisexual but still hasn't realized it yet and 5WIRL is betting on when he'll have a gay awakening.

• A business major studying in Teyvat University

• Likes his coffee black with no sugar

kazuha

• Is the rhythm guitarist for 5WIRL and idk what a rhythm guitarist do because I just searched up band positions lmfao.

• One of the sane members of 5WIRL.

• Very gentle and calm for someone in a rock/alt band.

• The third one to have the most down bad simps.

• has money since he came from a well known family that actually treats him like an actual human being unlike someone's family *cough* scaramouche *cough*

• rizz master.

• can woo you just by breathing.

• Is a business major with a literature minor and studies in Teyvat University.

• demiromantic

venti

• is the vocalist and guitarist and also the one who usually handle 5WIRL's songs.

• If he's drunk there's a 80% chance he'll accidentally write a masterpiece or an absolute garbage.

• alcoholic, is banned from Diluc's bar but he still sneaks in.

• another rizz master.

• unfortunately he's broke asf.

• a music major with a minor in literature and studies in Teyvat University.

• a menace to society.

• he is 5WIRL's drummer.

• knows how to stalk someone

• probably already knows your deepest and darkest secret that even you don't know about.

• a self proclaimed genius, likes to call himself ranpo but Teyvat version.

• a criminology major studying at Teyvat University.

• not as broke as venti lmao.

• bisexual

• the lead rapper and a bassist for 5WIRL

• he's Scaramouche's closest friend aside from kazuha because these two are the sanest members according to scaramouche.

• has unintentional rizz like scaramouche.

• the second one to have the most down bad simps.

• is taking up computer science while studying in Teyvat University.

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[karizard-ao3]

https://www.tumblr.com/karizard-ao3/739322397890658304/armin-with-10x-more-rizz-than-eren-despite-being

I 100% believe that castes Armin is unintentional Rizz master lol th3y just judge him for typical high school things 🤣.

Right! Like he's so smart and well-spoken that he could definitely get all the girls if he just fixed his hair and got better pants 😂

#ask me things #my asks #answered asks #armin arlert #rizz

[isthatawe3d]

I want a compilation of every single one of Weiss’s “what’s that supposed to mean??” Because it is literally so funny to me. And I can’t find a time when she doesn’t say it and it doesn’t pertain to Blake and Yang. Just so over the people around her, especially her teammates.

#rwby #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #blake belladonna unintentional rizz master supreme #greenlight volume 10