#uncle dad for the win

[cosmicallymundane]

"we should know who huey dewey & louies father is, it's only fair—"

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? DONALD DUCK IS RIGHT THERE!!!

#i didnt see their donor stepping up and raising them when their mother went to the MOON #uncle dad for the win #i also read every single parent donald fic on ao3 and fanfiction net #so theres that #any recommendations would be appreciated #donald duck #huey duck #dewey duck #louie duck #huey dewey and louie #ducktales #ducktales 2017

[nobodymitskigabriel]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Gabriel should have lived and become Jack's favorite uncle

#let me tell you i see a universe where jack literally becomes gabriels favorite person in the whole world #and jack finds everything he was hoping to find in lucifer in gabriel #sam dean and cas are all dad #gabriel is uncle #technically all the other angels are aunts and uncles but they suck so he wins by default #supernatural #gabriel spn #jack kline #uncle gabe

[mishapen-dear]

okay but watching pomme and richas' family growing RACE gets so intense. okay. look.

pomme: baghera, antoine, aypierre, kameto, etoiles, bad, and max (from aypierre) for parents; dapper as sibling; maxpierre twin babies for siblings. she has ten family members in total.

richas: forever, pac, mike, cellbit, felps, roier, and quackity for parents; foolish and vegetta as grandmas; and leo as an aunt. if we count bobby as richas' deceased step-brother, then richarlyson has eleven family members in total.

they both have seven parents in total.

pomme is catching up. richas its time to start whoring your dads out again. dont let her win

#maybe he'll get lucky tho and pac will come back from kidnapping with another #it would be SO funny if she overtook him and somehow got another dad tho #like after everything else that richas has going on if he lost his 'most parents' title.... itd just be real sad #poor kid #on the other hand pomme doesn't have any dead or missing family members (that she knew/was close to) so maybe she's winning anyway #qsmp #its just really really funny #i hope bad and forever kiss. i hope aypierre gets official dad status over richas also. i hope etoiles and pac get married #i want these families to converge into the biggest mass to make the most terrifying graph know to the island #note: i basically ignored all aunts/uncles because a) i forgor #and i've continued ignoring them because b) basically every player is an aunt/uncle to every egg regardless of relationship to other player

[piosplayhouse]

Daily poll:

Who would win in a battle, all of binghe's dads (tlj + moshang + you can decide if you want to go Freudian with sqq) or all of jin ling's uncles (pretty much the whole mdzs cast you know the drill)?

Fight would not necessarily be about their charge but if you think that would affect the outcome you can specify the different scenarios in your answer. Assuming all would be at the peak of their power levels in canon

#honestly i dont know what i would choose #obviously jl uncles win in sheer manpower but i do think binghes dads would have the highest combined power level #considering its 2 ultra powerful demons and 1 god (obv sqh is . a funny scenario lol i assume he wouldnt go to bat for lbh as it stands but #if we assume mbj would be put into danger from this i think he could fuck shit up) #well anyway #mdzs #svsss #daily poll

[hauntingblue]

YAMATO NEW NAKAMA PLEASE 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️LUFFY PLEASE!!!!

#do kaido and big mom end up in the same hole??? lmaoo yamato get luffy!!! hell yes!!! #now a military trial for all the beast pirates come on!!! everyone to udon jail #APOO IS STILL ALIVE???. FUCK OFF!!!!!!! #i understand law is not on a state to be a medic but marco.... pick up some slack.... #toko :((( no fucking way they are coming out of the hole..... they aren't.... the better not.... #HIYORI!!!! no reunion??? :(( #tama first girl to adopt a mother... also why do they have the same eyes... also is nami not enough for you.... or luffy.... your uncle... #hiyori girl dont kneel.... thats your 8 year old brother.... tama backstory omg.... tama dont cry omg.... she's gonna make me cry too... #izo is dead for real.... he was shown on the dead people highlight reel.... omg.... kinemon looking like a proud dad... #that hiyori and momo reunion.... i need more... what was that.... #episode 1078 #talking tag #watching one piece #who tf is that talking to the cp0... #hawkins is alive.... oh now he regrets it.... now he is dead... well..... #can't believe izo is dead... marco saying he cant believe he is alive... WELL YOU FOUGHT TWO TIMES AND THEM DID FUCK ALL WHILE IZO DIED???? #i am so mad at this man you dont understand. HIYORI DROPKICKED MOMO AJSHAJA YEAHHH!!! #luffy and zoro waking up at the same time... it started with them too... oof #in my bliss of luffy winning and gear 5 and all i hadn't realised my pink haired samurai hasn't appeared in a while... i fear the worst.... #i love how luffy having a meal is animated like a fight... omg zoro too... using his three head technique... #nami being the first to hit momo akdjaks. well deserved also #yamato not bathing or eating for zoro and luffy and hiyori bathing zoro ajdhskjs. omg this looks like sanji is jealous FA- #nami having to think hard about who bathes where lmao sanji and brook need an execution #OTAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING AJDHSJSHSJ ME ASF ALSO SORRY. also where tf is robin. DID THEY TAKE HER??? oh nvm there is another group... #kid you are so right he is annoying. kill him. come on!!! SAKAZUKI DIE!!!! they just wanna make me mad atp... ALSO WHERE IS ROBIN?? #episode 1079 #why is there a country with a giant picture of sabo in their clock tower lmaoo #luffy looks so little beside yamato omg.... omg soul king brook ft kozuki hiyori rock version.... AND I DONT GET TO HEAR IT???? #robin with her poneglyphs of course.... AND BROOK OWES HER TWO MORE!!!! #MOMOS GRANDFATHER???? AND HE TOOK CARE OF TAMA WHO HAS ORICHIS LAST NAME!!!

[glittercorvid]

sometimes i catch a glimpse of the man i could have been and am laid low by a longing so sudden and intense it should be accompanied by a thunderclap

#dan.txt #i stand by my decision to retransition for a lot of reasons. the agony of being Almost But Not Quite is one of them. #being a glamorpuss is the most bearable option i have in that it makes my gender being incomprehensible to people My Choice #while also expressing a real and true aspect of my being. not the feminiity exactly but the flamboyance and devotion to beauty #whereas when i Tried To Be Seen As Not A Woman it just felt like consistent failure and also stunted my self expression #classic loser move to say 'if i can't win i just won't play' but what can i say. i lost every day for years and it ached. #and sure it still aches but in a more distant sort of way. the ache of old scars instead of fresh wounds. #anyways my hair is growing out and it makes me look like my dad and uncle did in the 70s #and it varies from day to day if i want to push the bruise or run from it #gender journey

[bettyrightnow]

i love the kelce kids so much

#after the super bowl when wyatt was like ‘dad you didn’t win… uncle travvy winned’ #LMAO she’s so cute

[fourphoenixfeathers]

got any twins for twins or mirror au snippets to share? they sound very interesting 👀

Sure thing! No art for either so far other than the Mirror Au doodles i posted a while back.

So in the Twins for Twins au, I'm thinking that the bw2 protags are pretty close with Ingo and Emmet. I don't know much about the main game's story because i was planning on playing it myself, but i think I'm gonna look through spoilers to develop that idea more.

Reshiram and Zekrom are both in luxury balls bc they deserve to be comfy and happy... But Reshiram's ball is painted white bc I said so. Reshiram goes to Emmet and Zekrom goes to Ingo.

I was also thinking about the dragons having disguises where they can shrink down into a less recognizable form. They like to chill out on the twins' shoulders while they go about their jobs. Ingo had to tell a little fib to get reporters off their backs about the new pokemon though, and Reshiram was Not Happy later that night... He and Emmet talked about it for a long time.

As far as the Mirror au goes... Oh boy do i have a lot. I feel like i talk too much about the spooky bits of this au in discord, so here's some fluff. If you still want the spooky bits though, I'm happy to oblige.

Ingo and Emmet get zoroarks from their respective regions. Ingo names his Leah based on "leaving", and Emmet names his Ari based on "arriving". Thematic naming based on their missing brother!

I'm also playing around with the idea of Emmet getting Ingo's dad/uncle energy via travelling to Alola and meeting Lillie and Gladion. But this means that Rei definitely has to join the family because we gotta keep it balanced for the parallels! Ingo took one look at Kamado and decided he can't be trusted with any children, born in that time or not. (I'm a fervent Akari is Dawn pla writer.)

I gotta say, the Mirror au is my most fluffy one.

#submas #ingo #emmet #zekrom #reshiram #twins for twins au #mirror au #smol dragons i love them #found family fluff my beloved :> #who would win: dad ingo or uncle ingo #im so indecisive on that lol #i guess it depends on what lillie and gladion would be comfortable with calling Emmet because whatever that is ingo will match #kat answers

[birdietrait]

i’m nervous for tomorrow bc my mom’s side of the family is coming over and they’re…..intense 😭

#birdie rambles #i love them but they’re the ones who start the most drama #and my dad’s side are all conservative homophobes so #can’t win either way JSKJD #tomorrow i’m just going to eat food and try to chill out #hope there’s no new drama between my uncle and my memere and my sister #😭😭

[lieutenant-amuel]

Happy father’s day to Angel’s dad :D

The best dad in the WBTL universe <3

#Ask me anything #Was Born To Lead #And to Emilio because he deserves it too <3 #Let’s think about other fathers in my fic because I’m not sure I have many good ones there XD #Okay Frida’s dad and Valerio’s dad could easily win the worst father of the year competition so let’s not even talk about them #Hmm #Roberto is not my character so he doesn’t really count but he’s at least trying to be a good dad #….. #I have good father figures XD #Valerio Matías and Bernal #As for Valerio I think it’s quite obvious but if not I’ll show more of it in the next chapters #As for Matías you’ll see why soon (or not soon) #Bernal was a good father figure to Valerio and Valerio simply needed it because his own father was horrible #(and Bernal was in love with Valerio’s mother so) #Alright I have minor father characters who are nice #Ángel’s uncle and Señor Murillo (he has a granddaughter and therefore he has kids too and he’s a good father to them) #Clemente (Roberto’s father) was good too #And I’ll introduce some very cool character who is a dad too some day #Hmmm wait does Karel count #I mean he’s Frida’s uncle and he doesn’t have his own kids but he loves her more than her father does so #Alright looks like I have many good fathers in my fic but in theory XD #Happy Father’s Day to all of them tho <3

[miafeystits]

current conclusion from the trucy poll: either my family is just weird or none of you have step-parents i think

#i wasnt expecting miles to win but the fact that its currently losing to A NICKNAME???? #this is not a dig at anyone i think basically every option on there is reasonable in one circumstance or another #but personally i think trucy being on a first name basis with edgeworth is a) extremely funny #and also b) a extremely normal relationship to have with your dads long term partner who you dont necessarily see as your own parent #that being said my own personal takes are: #miles if wrightworth were dating for most of the 7yg #uncle miles if edgeworth was mostly known to trucy as a family friend during that time #'dad' or something along those lines is theoretically possible but theres no way trucy goes for it right away #mostly on the basis of i doubt edgeworth would be comfortable with it at first #they could get there but i think it would take like. years. #but also! irl its a weird switch to make + i dont think the meaningfulness of their potential relationship #has to be signified by her CALLING him dad you know? it can be like 'this is my other dad. i call him miles' #which once again: also way funnier #i do really want to know what nickname people think trucy is calling him though

[oriato]

I cant go two days without drawing my Dnd Characters again

Atticus and Oscar

#oriato #dnd character #dnd art #atticus farrock #oscar farrock #found family for the motherfuckin WIN #i mean... they are actually blood family but- #STILL #an uncle can be a dad too sometimes!!!!! if he so chooses!!! and the bio dad is shitty enough!!!! #doodle

[seriedesiluetas]

it's so embarrassing to see people scrambling to try to justify hating on Argentina by simultaneously erasing members and descendants of pueblos originarios, indigenous people, brown, mixed, asian and afro argentinians (in Argentina they're all white!) and speaking over us and using our experiences with discrimination and racism to pretend like hating to see our national team win is actually a just and noble cause. just say you don't like Argentina, actually rather cheer for the opposing team even if they're European and be done. that's embarrassing but not as cringe as whatever the hell you have going on right now.

#yes there are a lot of white people!! i know! i see them everyday now shut the fuck up #and if you're not from latinoamerica would you maybe want to dig in to WHY there are so many of them and so few of us? #why is overt and covert racism and discrimination rampant in argentina chile bolivia brasil etc??? no??? #how could it have possibly made it to these shores??? no?? #then shut the fuck upppppp #stop using my dads life my siblings my cousins my aunts my uncles etc as justification for you crying over not winning a football match lpm #girl YOU are white lmao!! just stop talking

[barkboat]

watching france score and then immediately coming on here to see everyone being a hater is so funny

#i’m not really a soccer fan but my dad and uncle are watching #i hope argentina wins though

[mikas-secret-dad-space]

Alright I already got one of these for a different Fandom so I don't wanna get greedy about it

But I can't find out what might happen if I don't try right?

I'm havin a little fun now that I realise in-character asks can come from Anyone

AHEM getting to the point

I'm not feelin too hot emotionally lately like

Really. Reaaaally a wreck. Got a little better! But still

So if anyone out in the ether of the online can lend a hand, would anybody mind sending me an in-character ask from TGS Hyde? (Or hell, even the original Strange Case!)

Aaaalternatively if whoever finds this isn't into Jekyll/Hyde but you're into the other fandoms I am those can work too

#this is a platonic/familial selfship blog so im letting yall know both Hydes fall under the 'uncle' category for me #and sometimes they kick jekylls ass and steal the dad title just temporarily #although very specifically 1995 pre-broadway robert cuccioli musical hyde usually wins that #self ship community #platonic self ship #selfshipper #self ship #selfship #selfship community

[thesparkwhowalks]

Facts:

If every single one of Earth's 8.1 billion human inhabitants participated in a one-on-one, single elimination tournament, it would run in the neighborhood of 33 rounds.

American martial artist Frank Dux inspired the film Bloodsport with his claims to winning the Kumite, a single elimination fighting tournament, in the mid 70s.

He claims to have bested sixty opponents, AKA participated in sixty rounds, to do so.

The population of Earth was around 4.1 billion in the time period the Kumite would have happened.

Conclusion:

I suspect that Frank Dux is being less than truthful with us about the Kumite.

#Or my dad lost in the Kumite #And simply isn't telling me #all my aunts and uncles too #bloodsport #martial arts #mcdojo #white people shit #what is it with white dudes named frank inventing harrowing and unrealistic foreign contests to win? #And inspiring movies in doing so?