#um ……… 😒

[willowser]

katsuki blames the alcohol for making him stupid.

really stupid.

not that he's had a lot, but his tolerance is low for a guy of his size, and he can feel the edges of his inhibitions dulling with every drink of whatever denki has shoved in his hand. it doesn't taste like absolute shit, which is rare enough to have him indulging, just a bit, for the agency halloween party.

another sip has his head feeling a little swimmy, and before he knows it, his eyes are trailing across the room until they find you. again.

whatever the hell you're supposed to be tonight—a witch, or something else in a pointy hat—is really fucking with him, and has since you walked in. the costume isn't revealing in a sense that it's inappropriate for a work event, but it's...hugging you in all the right places. in every single one of them.

without tights, it would be on the too-short side, but—and no, katsuki can't fucking explain this—something about them is making everything worse. and your calf-high boots ain't helping, either.

it's just—your fucking—hips.

katsuki couldn't tell you what song is playing, but you're swaying back and forth to the tune and one of his canines digs into the plastic of his cup, so deeply that it makes a terrible creaking sound and dents beneath the pressure—and that's when a sharp elbow is delivered to the center of his chest.

mina is at his side when he looks, and her wide, freaky eyes scan his face before narrowing in her little shit-eating way.

"you're a pig."

katsuki chokes, and the little freak takes that as an admission of some kind.

"oh my god," she gasps, mouth falling in all her disgust and awe. "you can't even deny it!" and then she laughs, high and chirpy, and there's no way you can't hear her. "oh, you're down bad."

"cram it," he snaps, sinking his scowl into his cup. "i dunno what the hell you're talkin' about."

"you know i really thought better of you," mina sniffs effectively, turning her face up and away. "not the type to be blantly checking out somebody's ass."

katsuki bristles, and his aggrivation growns until the plastic in his hands starts to melt. "i wasn't—"

"i'm kidding!" mina snorts before flicking him in the nose, narrowly dodging the hand he swipes out at her. "quit being a baby and go shoot your shot already."

"piss. off."

but the hero is unaffected by him, simply scrunching up her face in response before turning on her heel to disappear further into the party.

she's wrong, katsuki thinks, because he's not a pig like sero or fucking dunce face or even kirishima, from time to time, who gets red in the face over a low cut shirt and a pair of tits.

fucking ridiculous, katsuki thinks, because he's way better than that.

it's just—the alcohol. that's making his lids heavy and his thoughts dark and his face hot. has him peeking at you over the lip of his cup, has him picturing you in his head when he's forced to look away.

and, well, maybe, the short cut of your dress has a little something to do with it, too—but he's keeping that shit to himself.

taking it to the grave, even.

#i just love the idea that bakugou really thinks he's so much better than like. denki or sero. #like he does NOT think with his dick like those idiots 😒 #he's a level headed guy 😒 doesn't get all drooly over some hot babe 😒 #but then he sees you all dressed up in some cute outfit and he's like 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 uh um 😵‍💫😵‍💫 ahem 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #biting his fist over the curve of your ass and he's never felt more primitive in his LIFE #i am squeezing him until he pops #happy halloween dears 😌🎃🩸✨️🦇 #TAKING IT TO THE GRAVE HA HA GET IT YOU GET IT #GRAVE HALLOWEEN GET IT GET IT #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: pre relationship bakugou

[milquetoad]

gamers thinking they’re oppressed….try playing stardew and marrying alex

#everyone ‘’he’s a misogynist!!’’ um yea he’s a white gay it’s not like we’re looking for clothes at the soup store here #no but fr. he’s not that bad 😒 AND he has a tragic backstory AND he has educational trauma AND he’s a jock #made in a lab 4 me specifically i don’t care what u whores have to say #my posts #sdv alex #not taking questions at this time

[mettywiththenotes]

At first, I thought the Tomura flashback was from the PLF or something (like in between the PLF announcement and Tomura being put in the tank)

But now I’m wondering, what if that flashback is from when Spinner and Tomura met? What if this is Spinner being introduced to Tomura and having his Villain Interview or whatever, and he mentioned he played video games. Something like:

“I haven’t got much Villain experience. I’ve killed some people, but that’s it. The only thing I’ve been doing up until I left my house was play video games.”

“What kind of video games?”

“Uh, League of Legends, stuff like that.”

Tomura:

Plus it fits with what Tomura is wearing. To me, that looks like the shirt he used to wear in the bar

#also it fits with how i always thought spinners interview went down #spinner: i killed some people when i left my town. but im more interested in stain tbh #tomura still not cool with stains influence but accepting regardless cuz of the league's goal: 😒 okay. anything else? #spinner: um. well other than that i like playing video games. i played them a lot back home #tomura interested: oh? what kind of games? #spinner: stuff like league of legends #tomura: you're in. welcome to the league of villains #bnha #bnha 371 #bnha manga spoilers #bnha spoilers #tomura shigaraki #spinner #shuichi iguchi #league of villains #mettys posts #metty posts #i would love it if this is what actually happened lol

[elegyofthemoon]

kicking and screaming FREE ME ALREADY

#tw vent #vent #PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE #i dont wanna do this anymore and i have to wait 3 weeks to actually leave #threeeeee weeeeeks of heeeeeeell #like i said: i genuinely could care less anymore so me? studying? lmaoooo lololol #the only thing im afraid of is more getting yelled at and being treated as incompetent #yeah babey!! i sure am incompetent!! and that is why!!! i am leaving !!! i hate ALL OF YOU #as i said before: all things i do lately is judt for expectation its not even like 'for my future' #i just want this done asap #anyways sorry i just needed to vent this. #internets still bad here too 😒 #the guy was supposed to fix it 4 hours ago but um. didnt show up lmao #im sorry lately if i seem really down rhese days #i know i said im gonna try to be positive (at least i still have happy logs) #but Man.

[laughableillusions]

I love how Shogun portrays Europeans as being dirty and filthy and foul mouthed and they spit on the ground and their clothes are all dirty like yes !!! finally !!!!

#I’m only on ep 2 no spoilers but Lady Mariko being like “um…for some reason he doesn’t want to take a bath😒😒” #so fucking funny dude #and it’s also so interesting that the Englishman is like “they want to colonize your land England is sooo much nicer and better🥺🥺” #me when I lie #I watch it with my mom bc she read the books #apparently they made this show before in the 70s

[romaritimeharbor]

watched father perueres teaser and i. i. om. omg. (i cried HAHA fawns parental issues pt 2)

REALLLLLLL me 🤝 you fr

#✧— aphe's letters from fawn. #father 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #me when. Me. Me when um. When per. When peruere. Wh. Me when. Peruere. Me. Uh #arlecchino 10/10 the best harbinger. argue with the wall 😒 /HJ /LH

[sandpapersnowman]

well the lord giveth and the lord taketh away. my two sessions today went great and in exchange I have three nightmare sessions back to back tomorrow

#combination of big families and small children #plus my 6:00 being like um I need someone good with children because last time was not great 😒 #ma'am I took your pics last time. and your kids were a fucking nightmare #anyway I crave death

[florida3exclamationpoints]

I just saw a tik tok live of a beached sperm whale which is obviously very sad but the guy asked one of the rescue team people what the plan was and she said they were waiting for it to either pass naturally or for the water to calm down so they could euthanize it bc sperm whales are a deep diving species and beach themselves on purpose to die bc they're sick or injured. And then this dude and half the comments were like THATS SO EVIL THEY'RE GONNA KILL THIS POOR WHALE THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA TRY TO RESCUE IT THEY'RE SO EVIL like bro sorry what did you think would be the outcome of a whale on the beach

#tw animal death #the saddest part is that the water is too rough for them to do it immediately #bc he's suffering #he was like 'they wont even attempt to tow it out 😒' #SO IT CAN DROWN????? UM??? #whales

[mochapanda]

nobody even posting about tgcf on s2 release day: aging dashboard or pissed off all the old tgcf mutuals? 🤔

#also havent followed a new person in um *checks watch* literal years #its so boring here 😒

[wnyxnewsradio]

gonna be real for a moment i think some people are saying they hate barbie (or just exaggerating their dislike) to seem smart…

#i’m not saying it’s Giving Misogyny 💅 or whatever #i just think it’s silly to act like it was such a terrible movie just for having a shallow portrayal of feminism #and i saw too much praise for it went it came out for so many people to be like Um actually it was bad 😒

[gyubby99]

Elsa: *cooing at their baby and giving them all her attention*

Jack: *disgruntled noises*

Elsa: If you have a baby you can’t be the baby.

#um yes he absolutely can 😒 #jelsa #royalfrost #snowtp #incorrect jelsa quotes #incorrect quotes

[swaymarked]

my stupid ass brother and dad came home early and put football on and theyre being misogynistic assholes

#meow #SHUT THE FUCK UP I AHYE YOUYU #stop mansplainibg #stop!!!! #like i said ‘oh haha that guy is tiny’ #and my brother goes ‘well 🤓👆 hes not actually tiny 😤 hes probably like six feet tall 😳 heh.. 😈 idiot’ #girl stfu #also i said ‘lol maybe they can win now’ referring to the dolphins #and my brother was like ‘um 😒 no they cant 👆’ like it was a joke girll #and then my dad said ‘well u dont get football! I have to girlsplain it to you 🤪🤪 #shut up fatty #i hate men #oh and my dad said ‘if ur a poc woman u cant be a feminist u have to work’ #i hate men i hate men i hate men

[pepprs]

hi im coteaching a collrge class rn like literally while im typing this (they are working in small groups rn) and i suck at teaching and i suck at doing mental math and i suck at throwing and catching the talking piece. awesomeeeeee 😻😻😻😻😻😻

#me: *gives an instrucgion* everyone: 😟😒🤨. but it’s fine. it has to be. i do want to scream though ♥️ #purrs #ive been anxious and tired all day and class doesn’t end until 7 and then we have a scary meeting from 7-8 PMMMMM!!!!!!! so um i love #suffering. and also significant ppl are staring at me typing rn. kind of want to explode in my chair rn. but i will not ♥️ i can’t ♥️ #i almost hit someone with the taking piece and then i missed it horribly and it flew into the door and another student had to pick it up #and give it to me while i was talking and then she joked that i wasn’t supposed to talk yet bc i didn’t have the talking piece. kmssssss lol #i love embarrassing myself <3 i love proving that i am an impostor <3 lole <3

[celibibratty]

Ep 5 sean and daniel + mina do sifu

#life is strange 2 #lis2 #sean diaz #daniel diaz #traditional art #my art #ugh i don't know why i get shy when i try to post this post💢i like the images ana stop with that💢 #Ugh i think is just anxiety i think too much #Eu sempre me esqueço que o daniel usa um short no 5 #Looks like an an1mal cr0ssing Style but it's a little more stylized in mine #*Ana from future* her nose is kinda normal tbh💢is just different from the m4n but the differences are minimium is just the m4n is bigger #😒heh okay for a first try but if was ana from now i would change some things #I like and dislike this image nowadays(s3an and d4niel one is cute I guess)

[muirneach]

tcm has been midtier as it usually is recently but the french connection on thursday and cooley high on friday r u kidding me !!

#if only they could be this good all the time. alas #me n my dad r sooo pumped about the french connection we cant wait. i love a crime movie and he loves a car chase scene #cooley high has been on my watchlist foreverrr cause i was at the theatre like a year ago #and the presenter guy was like ‘um we’re showing cooley high soon and i think everyone should see it its my fav’ so im doing it for that guy #also its bogarde month on tcm which ofc rules but like 2/3 of his movies r insane nazi themed movies #and i don’t care about that. so its not actually that good that its his month 😒 #sorry for having cable tv and watching the old person channel (source: my grandmother loves tcm) #but well i love my mediocre old movie channel… turner classic movies u the realest.. #film

[aanitv]

man what the fuck is doja on right now

#shittifn on ur fans bc they called out ur weird ass bf is odd behavior #now i gotta remove all ur songs bc ur moving weird 😭 #+ the weeknd throwing a tantrum bc his weird ass show is getting weird reviews ?? #um ……… 😒 #famous people act decent for once in ur life omg #AND THE ARIANA NEWS ?? HELL 😭