guys...
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I think V2 has she/they swag
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Calem: ...
I just bought this game, like, a few hours ago. And I'm already halfway through the main campaign, having P-ranked the (several) tutorial levels, found all secrets in all of them, completed all their challenges, and now working on that for Act 1.
No, it's not past 3 AM, and no, I don't need to go to bed right now. /s
Serena: Calem, please go to bed-
Calem: Fiiiiine-
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GOOD FUCKING GOD
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Ultrakillposting
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ultrakillpost
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ultrakillposting again… the Earthmover theme sharing snippets of Gabriel’s leitmotif is driving me up the WALL what does it MEAN
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sorry for the ultrakillposting, it will happen again
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holding back the insurmountable urge to ultrakillpost on main too much because itll be the most awful unbearable yet incredibly homosexual posts ever
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Hi pls continue ultrakillposting I just finished act 2 and I'm vibing with it
YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!!
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everyone was so distracted by the homoeroticism that hakita had to bring us back to earth and remind us of the tragedy and war and suffering the game revolves around
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I was . Someone was watching me play ULTRAKILL and . And they said. When I entered the second Gabriel fight . “He’s gotta stop calling us an object I think I’m hard”
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sorry for ultrakillposting every hour second minute of every fucking day AS IF ITS MY FAAAAAAULT fuck you. i have autism i get to post about whatever the hell i want whatever who even cares. put that on a fucking shirt ill wear it i love to sau that.who EVEN cares. who even cares
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Ultrakill adding leaderboards has awakened a competitive spirit I didn't know I had in me. I gotta make top 50 worldwide on normal cybergrind or I'm gonna fucking die
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it is so stupid that ultrakill literally has easily the most tragic videogame lore/story i've ever seen. there was never any hope for anyone in this story. life and the universe itself loop upon themselves until a horrible end. they were abandoned by the only one who once cared for them, and they fell. they perished brutally, forgetting their own compassion and replacing it with efficient torture for others. no one wins in the horrors of war. it's a complete, utter lose-lose for all. their curiosity got the better of them, and they all paid the ultimate price. everybody loses except for the one rigging the game itself.
AND AT THE SAME TIME
SOMEHOW ULTRAKILL IS ALSO THE MOST DEEPLY UNSERIOUS GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED. TWINK ANGEL BELIEVES HE MAY OR MAY NOT BE HOMOSEXUAL AND IT'S FUNNY. GAME BECOMES CRASH BANDICOOT FOR THE FUNNY. FUNNY SIZE 2 FISH NOWHERE TO BE FOUND FOR THE FUNNY. FILTH IN THE CLOCKTOWER GOES "HOOOOONK MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI" AND IT'S FUNNY
GAYBRIEL
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OBSESSED with boston dynamics
1st of all: i LOVE the little robot doggy. i want to pet him and i want him to feel my love and affection
2nd of all: can't believe they're making robots do parkour
3rd and last of all: V1 ULTRAKILL IS REAL
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