#tumblr fucked up the format

[heybaetae]

slaying choreo is hard cr. namuspromised

#jimin #jimin* #park jimin #jiminedit #pjmdaily #btsedit #btsgif #dailybts #userbangtan #userpat #underbetelgeuse #trackofthesoul #usersevn #annietrack #usersky #usersan #usertaeyungie #usermaggie #*gifs #yes i am reposting this set after tumblr fucked up the formatting the first time #please pretend you've never seen it and reblog it again with the same enthusiasm <3 (and delete the old version lol)

[icantspellthings]

Esquire Singapore (2019)

#barry keoghan #giving up on formating because tumblr fucked it up like 3 times already im going to kms 😭😭😭😭

[spellbird]

(Read from left to right)

Had an intrusive thought about Kazuki's facial hair and just had to make a little comic about it! It's been a while since I've made comics, so sorry that it's kinda messy/ just sketches. I tried to clean them up as best as I could!

#buddy daddies #rei suwa #kazuki kurusu #kazurei #miri unasaka #comic #fanart #my art #(i feel like I should make a tag for my art that's a bit less generic since I rarely use my art account for things anymore) #anyway to the like 3 people still left in this fandom plz enjoy <3 #sorry if this formatting is weird #im hoping tumblr doesn't fuck with it and idk how to make comics #I'd ideally like to clean these sketches up so they look nicer but I don't have the time or energy tbh #this has been sitting in my WIPs for at least a month now

[junglejim4322]

From the alternate ending of Fallen Angels (1995)

#fallen angels #Takeshi Kaneshiro #Michelle Reis #wong kar wai #film #hong kong cinema #c #if tumblr fucks up my formatting im going to be so fucking mad

[kaeyacollection]

Who's ready for my Master Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Crepus Theory!!

I originally posted this over at Hoyolab and people there seemed to really like my favorite joke theory that Crepus just tries to gaslight the whole of Mondstadt right after obtaining Kaeya

Majority of this will be the same but with little tweaks for the wonderful tumblr audience

This joke stems from Kaeya's introduction:

and the use of the word "rumored"

Cause it's not like it said beyond Teyvat or the seven nations just Mondstadt

And I mean like c'mon how many families are living off the grid in Mondstadt

(Actually... Don't answer that I forgot Glory's boyfriend is just

Out there in the bush with Razor...)

Initially I had the idea of Crepus walking around the markets one day carrying Kaeya with Diluc beside him running into Varka who asks:

"Who's the boy?"

"You mean my son?"

"Not Diluc the boy you're carrying"

"I have two sons? You know this??"

But then the Caribert quest came out mentioning Kaeya ran away from home near immediately and was dragged home by Crepus just as fast and it became even funnier

Cause imagine you're by the docks one day and richest man in town gets off the boat with no cargo but instead a tiny child you may not have seen before that Crepus seems to be very cross with at the moment and threatening to turn him into a leash kid if he runs off again

In a small town that loves gossip do you know how fast that information is spreading? Cause I do and Varka's knocking on Crepus's door 30 minutes later like:

"Is this what we're doing? We're just taking kids now?"

Both paths lead to Varka asking where Kaeya comes from and getting hit with a

"I think you're a bit too old to still be confused about the birds and the bees Varka"

Varka getting frustrated to the point he just starts demanding Kaeya tell him what's up

Love to see him following in his fathers footsteps of stressing Varka the fuck out

And upon hearing how his birth father left for juice and didn't return Varka went

"Good! That was ALL I needed to know!!"

Follow ups on if his father intended to abandon him or got lost in the storm and needed a search party?

Don't care!! You weren't kidnapped!!

Welcome to the knights! 🤝

Which bringing it back to it only being a rumor

In a town of alcoholics, who's gonna call out the one guy with the winery?

Here's some add ons that got sparked from the comment section 😘

Bonus panels would have included Varka showing up with Rosaria one day mimicking Crepus about "wHaT you ForGot I haD a Kid" sparking a trend within the community of just adopting random children to the point posters are made saying "In Barbatos name: See a child Take a child"

Alice seeing it and pulling a "when in rome" tucking both Albedo and Diluc(who is yelling he is an adult) under her arms and telling Klee if she ever sees someone in need of a mom let her know she'll send over the paperwork right away

And then the last bonus: Venti wakes up, walks in through the gate while playing a tune, and stops when he sees the poster, not sure if he needs to start yet another revolution, or if this one is fine actually

I imagine the posters had to be taken down because visitors were losing their kids left and right and the solution of parents pinning a note saying "not dead & still want custody" to their kids shirt didn't catch on but the saying still lives strong in the hearts of Mondstadt's citizens I mean look Bennett and his 27 dads Mondstadt may have a lot of orphans but the demand is even higher

Comment on original post:

"I have a headcanon where Kaeya fooled first Crepus, then the rest of Mondstadt but.this is too funny!! I want to see this happening!"

Which prompted one of my new favorite lines at the end:

"Wait by fool Crepus first do you mean like Crepus finding him out in the storm bringing him inside to ask him where he lives and Kaeya's just

"? I live here? You adopted me? Are you feeling okay?"

Cause I'm absolutely cry laughing over this that's so good but that also means when Kaeya runs away Crepus is just

"hey no no l'm not misplacing you a second time come home" "

#Kaeya may have wandered away from his last family (believes Crepus) but that sure as fuck wasn't gonna happen a second time #Kaeya #kaeya alberich #crepus ragnvindr #Crepus #dawn family #genshin impact #Genshin #thats right now I get to be the one with the many tags trying to get this out there lmao #dont worry I wont do this often here this blog is primarily a trap to get you guys to check out a very talented lore blog #uh I mean... #to show you various fan works of Kaeya? #hey what's that pinned post up there? #god I hope this is formatted right I havent made a tumblr post since we had post headers #and god damn did it keep fighting me #also it's like 5 a.m. if you see any mistakes... #that's tomorrow's problem

[ratcorner]

[ID. A digital painting of the Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared protagonists falling into a convoluted spiral. In the center are the antagonists, intruding upon the scene. The canvas is crowded with images of the Teachers and the house. End ID.]

:•)

#HIIII THIS IS EMBARRASSING BUT I WAS RLLY INTO THE WEB SERIES IN 2014 AND NOW IM UNEXPECTEDLY OBSESSED W THE SHOW #i kno this is kind of a tes centric acc but icant think of anything other than this show abt gay ass puppets. sory #artcorner #dhmis #don’t hug me i’m scared #dhmis spoilers #dhmis art #eye strain #had a realy fun time doing this!! i used a new lining brush and tried being more loose . i like it :-] #red guy #yellow guy #duck guy #dhmis lesley #dhmis roy #i shoudl animate this. put a little movemennt in there.. #HEY THIS GOT REALLY FUCKED UP IN SOME OF THE RBS I AM SORRY. I HATE YOU TUMBLR FORMATTING #the source post is still good!!! there’s just a janky one going around rn..

[royaldoge7370]

They love each other very much I think

Blank ver. Below cut

#i drew these at 1am #i need #sleep. #dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #dsaf dave #dsaf jack #jack kennedy #dave miller #davesport #valentines day #tangerine_art.png #EDIT: tumblr fucked up the format. should be fixed now though

[serialunaliver]

cosmo wanda I wish everyone posting their long fanfics on here just posted them on wattpad

#every fucking show or movie I look up I have to filter posts #because these fanfics take up the whole damn screen #you could always post it somewhere with better format and link it in a tumblr post‼️‼️

[sunclown]

Hits you with the zs dads beam

#BACK AT IT AGAIN W MY BABY SORA #some lore he calls her duckie cuz shed waddle around like one when she started walking #and aslo got obsessed w them when she got older #also calls her curlyduck #idk if u notice but sanji has some hairties in his wrist #theyre for him and for her he always has some in hand #theyre my everything wish i was normal about them #the format got fucked up for some reason i just edited it tumblr is acting like shit recently #zosan #sanzo #op #trans roronoa zoro #one piece #zoro #sanji #myart

[tomlinsun]

PARAMORE for COUP DE MAIN ph. Zachary Gray

#paramore #hayley williams #taylor york #zac farro #as always i dont know who to tag anymore #userbbelcher #once again fuck u tumblr for fucking up the photo posting format <3 #mine #pmore

[just-null-cult]

I WANT TO WISH U A HAPPY NY🎉🎄!! (now in my country they celebrate🥲)I'M GLAD TO MEET UR BLOG. THIS IS THE CUTEST N MOST WONDERFUL BLOG. I very rarely see creativity with our sweet Nori!! But when I saw your blog, I was so happy!! I hope that in the future the blog will develop and thnq, dear froggy, for pleasing our eyes!!😭😭😭💗💗YOU'RE THE SUN & THE CHARM!!(◡‿◡✿)

*sorry for my strange english, I have problems w/ it 😞*

HAPPY END OF YEAR TO ALL OF YOU

Your english is lovely, dw. tysm for finding my cult in this corner and liking what you found! Also for reminding me today is the last day of the year (my time)

aint no fucking way am i gonna allow this cult having more depictions of me than Noritoshi fucking Kamo. So i present to you, my beloved cult members, a bunch of doodles i have of Noritoshi.

there is no particular order

#noritoshi #kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #noritoshi x reader #kamo noritoshi x reader #noritoshi kamo x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #chunga-chuck #this guy has been rottin my brain for a while #i love him your honor but this also makes me realize i havent drawn much of the other characters.. like at all.. damn #im a shy bitch to show my nsfw/suggestive work so i might make a separate post for that if enough ppl are interested #OR NOT WHO KNOWS. WTV #i like drawing noritoshi blushing or angry #hes cute #but im neglecting his other cute emotions.. will get there #AH BUT HNY i dont celebrate much but the hype from everyone is rubbin off on me #tumblr better not fuck up this formatting istg #if it does ITS NOT MY FAULT

[loud-whistling-yes]

Explaining gender using colours as an analogy, a thought process I have been tracking since I was like 12

#long post #whoop #gender identity #lgbtqia+ #lgbtq+ #demigirl #demiboy #demigender #multigender #xenogender #genderfluid #genderflux #i should be studying and instead i did this #anyways colours are cool #tumblr i swear to god if you fuck up the photo format again ill commit a hate crime #my art

[blackholefriends]

Nothing is stationary.

A collage zine I made this summer and never posted whoops. It's an actual zine too - full 8.5x11 scan below!

#Palisade #My art #friends at the table #Baldwin home you will always be famous to ms #F@tt #I'm actually really proud of this one esp considering it's small irl size! #Please excuse the quality my library has a shitty scanner #id in alt text #If you can't tell what something is you can check the alt text! #Whoops tumblr fucked up the formatting let's try again

[cobblestoneore]

How to start a war: by Mumbo K. Jumbo (spoilers)

First, lay your copper out to oxidize. The less optimized the positioning the better.

Have your friend, let’s call him G., have G take this as a personal challenge and stack your copper even more sub-optimally on your base.

Counter by oxidizing the copper on top of his base the shape of the statue of lib

erty

Have G use this as an opportunity to procrastinate building the back of his base

Make sure G advertises this to his friends as he does this. This step is very important. 

Have G's friends stage an intervention for his "Back of Base Building Bane"

One of these friends must be the one furthermore named S. We'll get to why later. 

Have friends threaten G until he starts building. 

Here's where S comes into play. S is a known enabler, and so he will undoubtedly distract G. This is crucial.

Have G bring up a certain someone's (we'll call them D) tunnel bore, and S will latch onto it, asking to see it.

G will of course use this as a means of procrastination, and show S the bore.

Have G and S go to the bore. 

G and S will be so impressed by this machine that they will of course try to use it

They do not know how to use it and it will most definitely fail and blow up. 

Have G and S try and fix it. 

If that doesn't work, have G and S suck up to D. Of course, as this is a starting a war tutorial and not a stopping a declaration of war tutorial, this will without doubt fail either way. But at least it’ll make G and S think they are helping before their untimely demise.

Have D notice the bore is broken, preferably while G and S are present. 

Have D declare war on G and S

Meanwhile, you will be working on your own sus base none the wiser of the chaos you have unleashed.

Congratulations! You have successfully started a war!

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 9 #hermitcraft spoilers #mumbo jumbo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #docm77 #im not sure what exactly this is #but my brain wouldnt let me sleep until i wrote it #also tumblr fucked up the formatting for this so i had to add italics instead of indents #hopefully that doesnt affect readability

[biblically-accurate-dca]

experimental sunman yaaaay

(ruin spoilers under the cut)

#my art #daycare attendant #dca fandom #sundrop #sunnydrop #eclipse #<- for real this time #ruin spoilers #eyestrain #im still figuring out eclipse in my brain.... but overall they actually havent changed much abt my interpretation of the dca #since my hc for them is that they started off as eclipse while they were being used for the theater #and then they somehow separated into sun and moon after they were reprogrammed for the daycare #and then the virus came along and further separated the two from each other..... #which makes eclipse seem more like a 3rd person rather than the previous combined state of the two... so who knows how the hell they work #i really like the ambiguity tho :] i've always enjoyed it when the line between sun vs moon is super blurry and uncertain #it makes it more interesting #anyway. tumblr kept fucking up my post format on mobile so i had to fix this on desktop lol. if it breaks again though im shitting myself #ruin eclipse

[sluttywoozi]

Can you rank the members of Seventeen from best boobs to smallest boobs?

i was born for this

woozi - its not even bc hes my ult! the titties don’t lie 🙌 i mean the sheer projection of them...

mingyu - luscious that's all i have to say the pics (pecs) speak for themselves

joshua - lots to unpack here...

coups - can't see much but i can see the curvature... and that's enough for me

wonwoo - it is not just about the size but the shape... the formation....

seokmin - bro has been getting buffer and buffer and the titties have been growin

soonyoung - barely even had to search for these dude has his tits out all the time

jun - bby boi is lean af but the tiddies are still there 🙌

minghao - tiny but mighty 💪

dino - the definition is there!

seungkwan - he doesn't show a lot of skin so it's hard to tell which is why he's low on the list! but his ass is 🤌

vernon - growing the titties is not his priority and there's nothing wrong with that!

jeonghan - he's beautiful in other ways, tits aren't everything!

#tumblr don't fuck up the formatting challenge #tumblr give me back drafts on mobile challenge #both failed #anyway this is just for fun!! #my rankings are not concrete #i love all 13 men and all 26 tiddies #big and small #thank you kaili for the surfing josh pic #✨emily answers✨