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Trump bibles…
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ivovynckier · 1 month
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If you wear Donald's $60 bible in your breast pocket, does it stop bullets? Well then...
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tomorrowusa · 3 days
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« Age is the only thing we have in common. My vice president actually endorses me.
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Trump's so desperate he started reading those Bibles he’s selling. Then he got to the first commandment: 'You shall have no other god before me.' That’s when he put it down and said this book is not for me. »
— President Joe Biden at the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday.
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Trump never attended the WHCD as president; he famously ordered administration officials to boycott it in 2019. It was cancelled in 2020 and 2021 because of COVID-19.
Trump did attend in 2011 when President Barack Obama and host Seth Meyers made fun of Trump's birther conspiracy theories.
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lgbtally4ever · 1 month
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You can sell a rube a Bible, but you can’t make him a decent human being!
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liberalsarecool · 1 month
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Additional peak MAGA Christianity is stereotyping every Christian/Catholic from Central and South America looking for safety as a conniving criminal worthy of summary execution.
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beauty-funny-trippy · 1 month
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mrbopst · 1 month
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Buy Bull
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mysharona1987 · 2 years
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Texas school district banning *both* Anne Frank and The Bible.
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Purchasing a bible from a man who solely worships money and power is like buying a vegan cookbook from Jeffrey Dahmer, or a book on military strategy and tactics penned by the Dalai Lama. I was raised as a conservative Christian, attended a religious school and still cannot believe how many idiots are being sucked in by the Alt-“Christian” Right movement. Read the New Testament people!! Donald Trump’s life has been a textbook example of EVERYTHING that Jesus warned people not to do!!!
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perseuspixl · 1 month
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Republican hypocrisy A cash-strapped grifter who can't recite any Bible verses is trying to sell a $60 Bible in the middle of Holy Week.
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Only $60…act fast supplies are limited.
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ivovynckier · 1 month
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The Bible is Donald's "favorite book"? I don't believe that for a second. By necessity, that has to be a checkbook. Specifically, other people's checkbooks with checks cashed by him.
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Don Jr. says that if you buy a Bible you're being reported to the FBI..... His fucking father just came out selling a BIble to all the MAGA cult like last week, LOL. So be sure to thank Trump, because according to his son, Trump just helped the FBI in creating a database of MAGA Bible buyers. 🤣🤣🤣
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wardsutton · 21 days
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Rejected rough sketch. Was worth a try.
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beauty-funny-trippy · 2 months
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"GOP Jesus" — Many have heard the teachings of the Christian Jesus. But have you heard the teachings of the Republican Jesus? (#satire, #humor)
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