my friends, if you own a cape i highly recommend wearing it places that absolutely does not call for a cape. wear it to get pizza. go for a walk. to class. you will feel so cool
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Lucien: it must be great being a high elf, you can reach and see everything from up there surely.
Taliesin: more or less but it does have its downsides.
Lucien: like what?
Taliesin: when you’re this tall everything becomes a tripping hazard.
Flynt: *suddenly stops and bends down to pick up a rock*
Taliesin: *trips over him and somersaults down the hill* HELP-
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kayne's the type to say something completely nonsensical and start running away when you ask for an explanation.
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Okay, hear me out: I think might I have figured out why the love triangle involving James and Matthew doesn't work. The trouble is our beloved author chose those two characters as the love interests to play into the traditional tropes of a love triangle: the good one (James) and the scandalous one (Matthew), and framed them roughly as such. But James and Matthew are ultimately too similar: while James is more restrained and Matthew is more debauched, they think along the same lines and at about the same depth and by the time we get to TLH they're on a similar level of social skill. And ultimately, they share a lot of interests: books, like most TSC love interests, and sex, like most TSC love interests. There's no contrast of interests or abilities, methods or precepts to present and explore and make the triangle interesting. By contrast, what made the Will/Jem/Tessa triangle in TID work was the contrast between Jem and Will: they had very different worldviews, very different methods when it came both to love and to war, and different interests—while Will was a literature nerd, Jem was a musician. I know who I'd choose as the other side of a love triangle including Matthew. I'm not sure who I'd choose as the other side of a love triangle including James. Maybe there isn't a good choice from the currently available cast of TLH. But if it'd been up to me I wouldn't have made those two the options.
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how is nobody talking about how edred used his magic sword to cut off all the statues' dicks
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Current book project has built up enough car chases & nonsense that I decided I needed physical/visual aides.
And yes, I am 100% claiming this as a business expense on my taxes.
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OH MY GOD ARE YALL SEEING THIS SHIT
I'm going to fucking hang this on my door to ward off evil Jax haters
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For the sake of Tripping Hazard how does Reese end up getting dragged into it?
I honestly don't know, maybe Reese confesses to Jaune and Jaune spills the beans about Harriet, leading to a compromise? It's kinda a hard for me to write for ships that I don't really see happening, let alone OT3's.
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I got lost in a terraforming brain fog while listening to podcasts and now I have more rocks than I know what to do with BUT I also know firsthand how absolutely wretched it is to need a ton of rocks for something, only to realize you have maybe 3 rocks in storage, 1 of which turns out to actually be a piece of Black Marble. So I guess I just have to live with six metric tons of rocks piled up in my yard for now.
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"I'm bored this afternoon, maybe I'll go climb xiangshan" - the words of an idiot
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