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scrollypoly · 3 years

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I'm not a simp okay but like zelgo abcs maybe?

Ah Zalgo. King of Hell, ultimate sugar daddy, also ultimate sugar baby. My Zalgo is fairly different from canon too, so fair warning for that. He's still a fun brat tho 😏

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Zalgo NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Sleepy baby. More than happy to curl up next to you and be pampered or spoiled, or do the same for you. Probably a very luxurious bath, maybe some goofing off after too.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

One of their female forms is the aspect of vanity. Arguably their most attractive form, and one they like to take often. So pretty much everything on that body, she's very voluptuous and sensual. Other than that, their eyes never change in any of their forms, deep deep ruby red that seem to burn when emotions flare up. That's a favorite.

On you? Your chest and stomach, your whole torso really. Loves to run their hands down it and kiss and suck on you 😋

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Paint them with your cum and watch their eyes go dizzy and foggy, their face go dark and their breathing go off kilter. It's a big weakness.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

They totally presents himself as a figure of authority and power but its all a sham. This demon wants to be pushed around and controlled and told what to do. They want to be dommed.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Like most demons they are older than they let on, but being royalty they've been sheltered quite a bit. They still flirt around and have gotten a bit handsy, but they've been wanting to sort of save themselves til they found a mate. It's cute in theory, it also means their mate is gonna have a lot of fun on their hands breaking them in 😈

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Not particularly picky about stuff like this tbh. If they're feeling especially bratty, or leaning to a more dom attitude, they'll flip you around and ride you out. Otherwise, they're more than content to let you manhandle them into wherever you want them.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

More a goofball with the teasing or foreplay, but very quickly melts into subspace once you assert yourself lol 😏

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Very well groomed. They've got appearances to keep, after all, so they're well groomed all over. Cleanly shaved, or at least trimmed, in all of their forms.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

They would like some intimacy. I keep joking about them being a whore, and they are, but only for their person or mate. So intimacy is a must, and they will only really behave this way if that intimacy is assured. Otherwise, they're just really flirty.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Loves to masturbate sdjfjsdjflks Will dress up for it and make a show of it, loves to do it to tease you, gets super into it. Prefers doing it in one of their afab forms cuz of how soft and wet they get

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Being tied up, or having their senses cut off. Especially likes gags and blindfolds. Public stuff, group stuff (for their 7 different forms). I hope you have a royalty rp thing, cuz there's no escaping that with them, at all.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere luxurious. A bed draped in silks and pillows, a bath filled with bubbles and oils, their golden throne, thrown down on the polished dining table, pulled aside and pushed down into the cobble stones of the gardens.

Or if you catch them in the human world, feel free to just use them anywhere you want, they have no shame 😏

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Very easy to get them going. They're still young for a demon and it shows, their libido is crazy. You could be wearing something different and they'll be wrapped around you in seconds. They're devoted and needy, and everything about you will drive them crazy.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything with someone else. Listen, they're a slut, not a cheater or unloyal🥺The only group thing you will be getting is if they split bodies at all, but boy is that fun~🥴

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

7 mouths and skilled in all of them. Though to be fair, if you two do anything sexual they're probably split into one of their glamours. Still, if you let them go down on you, whoo golly. Be prepared to see heaven

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Loves to be spoiled and treated like a princess, but also fucked like a whore y'know?

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Please? Just kinda yoink them aside and fill them up, bounce them on your hips or drag them against your tongue til their legs shake and send them on their way while they struggle to walk.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Open but cautious. So long as consent is clear and safe words are in play, most likely they will be down to clown.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last��)

Demons already have some crazy stamina, but Zalgo is also of an expensive pedigree. Demon lords were chosen by their prowess and strength, so those genes passed down. They are insatiable, good luck to you if you take them as a sexual partner dksdjfkl

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Has a collection, oh god. Probably has them all displayed too, really pretty colors or glass shapes and plugs and restraints and bdsm tools. A Freak™, shows them off too

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Huge tease. Will casually bare their ass for you, or let the breeze catch their clothes and show everything. Rubs up against you and toys with you a lot. To be fair, it's so easy to get them back too, so feel free to 😉

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Loud, whiny. Loves to dirty talk too. If you get them unraveled enough, some of their other voices come out and it sounds super scary if they weren't twitching and babbling like a whore underneath you 🤭

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Switch leaning bottom. This demon can simultaneously be your sugar daddy and sugar baby. They're also a spoiled brat, and a bit of bastard too. Very fun to play with, just be sure you can handle them when they get you back~

Also I should mention, my Zalgo is genderfluid, and has 3 female forms and 4 male forms, to correspond with each mouth. They are all very similar in personality, but each one differs slightly, as they all correspond with a region and sin as well. Less of a kinky thing, but I wanted to bring it up as I talk about them too.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Since they have multiple forms they choose to take with varying states of anatomy, this one would be hard to do with all of that. So instead I'll talk about their massive true form that they almost never show. I base this true form off something similar to Baphomet, so technically I guess they would also be intersex? Maybe?? I didn't think of it til now, but anyway 🤭

Their true form has a C cup and a decent sized package. Course they're not on a human scale at all, but if you did scale them down, it'd probably be about 7.5 inches and gets thicker in the middle. But when they're the size of a large building . . . yeah.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Very slightly a romantic, so the romantic yearning is there. But let's be real, they just want whatever parts they have at the moment to be rawed until they're screaming. They are just a bit of a whore

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Very likely to pass out on you. They want you to wear them out, so if you succeeded, you will be their pillow and they will pass out on you. You might get drooled on, be wary lolol

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