#tomahawk band

[exsqueezememacaroni]

Michael, why are you like this??

Tomahawk in Mouros, Portugal 07/20/2003 X

#mike patton #tomahawk band #it's the fuckn two finger mic hold that banishes all thoughts from my brain

[charlottan]

Mr. Bungle similar artists map

#charlotte's webs #Mr. Bungle #Mr Bungle #alternative metal #funk metal #funk rock #Mike Patton #Tomahawk band #Fantomas #Peeping Tom #Secret Chiefs 3

[mikepattonsperkybutt]

Hello and welcome to Mike's Perky Butt Palace!

We're looking for the most elusive and rare of Mike images - those of his fine, slappable ass.

So if you've got pics, gifs, art, heck even stories of Mike's butt, send them here and we'll post em up: https://mikepattonsperkybutt.tumblr.com/submit

#mike patton #faith no more #mr bungle #fantomas #tomahawk #tomahawk band #lovage #mondo cane #dead cross #peeping tom #mikes slappable ass #mikes perky lil butt

[evilboy2007]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE PATTON!!

#mike patton #mike patton i love you #faith no more #mr bungle #tomahawk #fantomas #peeping tom #lovage #dead cross #what other bands was he in

[airie76]

#mike patton #tomahawk #i just started listening to tomahawk #OMG i have been missing out on so much this band is AMAZING #also this is probably my fave mike patton outfit #gas mask

[lunamikk69]

SCANDAL HARUNA trying the axe throwing.

#SCANDAL #SCANDAL Band #Haruna Ono #Axe Throwing #Tomahawk #My edits

[soupy-sez]

Tomahawk, 2003, © Dustin Rabin

#tomahawk #music #musicians #pics #dustin rabin #duane denison #kevin rutmanis #mike patton #john stanier #2003 #bands #soupy's

[possible-streetwear]

MIKE PATTON

#faith no more #mike patton #fantomas #tomahawk #mr bungle #peeping tom #dead cross #the fantômas melvins big band

[bungle-jpg]

the loves of my life

#faith no more #mike patton #mr bungle #tomahawk #trevor dunn #fnm #90s bands #roddy bottum #mike bordin #jim martin #billy gould #i love mike patton

[beastblade69]

OKAY, I'M TAKING MY WORDS BACK, DEATH METAL IS SO FIREEEEEE WHEN I'M IN A RIGHT MOOD

#RAAAAHHHHH #BLOODBATH'S CRY MY NAME ROCKSSSS #AND ETERNAL WASTELAND OF GALAXIES BY VULVODYNIAAA #LMAO FR TOMAHAWK STARTED PLAYING FROM MY QUEUE BYE #TUMBLR METALHEADS #TUMBLR METALHEADS WHERE ARE YOUUUU #TUMBLR METALHEADS SAVE ME #I HAVE TO SHITPOST TO SOMEONE ABOUT ALL OF THESE BANDS

[cpopjukebox]

This probably is out of your wheelhouse but do you know any good chinese metal bands?

Hi!

I'm sorry it's taken me forever to answer this, and by no means is metal out of my wheelhouse! Although for ages I was under the impression that Chinese metal didn't really exist 😅. When I first started learning Chinese a friend had also just returned home from living and working in Shandong for 3 years, so I bombarded him with questions, including the one you just asked. His reply was that I wasn't going to find anything like that in China. I tried looking myself but could only find a couple 80's hair metal style bands (not my fave) and I gave up.

I've not really thought about it until your ask (its been nearly 4 years), but I realise now how absurd it is to think there are no Chinese metal bands. I'm better at searching now so here's what I dug up this time:

肆伍 | Four Five

战斧 | Tomahawk

黑麒 | Black Kirin

37.5

AK47

天火 | Skyfire

颠覆M | Subversion M

窒息乐队 | Suffocated

夜叉 | Yaksa

卸甲 | Xie Jia

零壹 | Voodoo Kungfu

惊叫基督 | Screaming Savior

堕天 | The Falling

爆浆 | Explosicum

唐朝 | Tang Dynasty

Black Panther

Nine Treasures

Globularcyst

梦灵 | Dreamspirit

老头乐 | Sexy Oldguys

守夜者 | Night Watcher

逻辑失控乐队 | Lose Control of Logic

��刃 | Ironblade

郁乐队

Thanks for the ask!

(∩^o^)⊃━☆

Want even more? Try this list

#ask #mysticusfreeze #i might add some to the playlist if they're not drm protected #i hope you find a band you like! #i used spotify links because it's what i use but you should be able to copy paste from a desktop to search elsewhere #thanks for the ask!

[exsqueezememacaroni]

cutest guy going in a gas mask

Tomahawk at Brick x Brick San Diego, CA, 11/5/01

#brick by brick show my beloved #i just want to straddle that guy #mike patton #tomahawk band #thanks wayback machine

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

this whole time i've been like 'haha very funny, (almost) no one here knows who Mike Patton is' and....you could just...look him up...but you know what? here, have a "summary" (lol it's long) of Mike motherfucking Patton and his career:

Mike is an aquarius, fire goat, grew up in Eureka, a small city on the northern california coast

he never intended to be a musician, but loves diverse music/soundscapes, is a curious person, worked in a record store, has perfect pitch and a bonkers vocal range and had close childhood friends (Trevor Dunn and Trey Spruance) who WERE studying music, they formed a band that would be called Mr. Bungle in their teens (fans tend to ship Trevor and Mike, and if you look at footage of them...you'll know why)

a demo tape of Mr. Bungle landed in the hands of Jim Martin, the guitarist for Faith No More...at the time they had fired their original singer and were looking for a replacement. The funny thing is, the demo was pretty hard thrash/death metal and FNM is....not that...but anyway, Mike was recruited to FNM, ostensibly for his singing ability, but he also was the profile of young, fit, long-haired, and hot as all get out. (fans tend to ship Mike and Roddy, and if you hear them banter on stage....you'll know why...and shoutout to Roddy for being an out gay man in metal in the early 90s...take that bja)

somehow, Mike finagled getting Mr. Bungle signed to the Warner Bros label when he signed onto FNM, so Bungle had a budget and exposure...and very little oversight...hence the MV for Quote Unquote/Travolta

The big Faith No More hit is Epic and that song catapulted them into a two year tour, during which Mike became known for being a fucking maniac (mostly shirtless) on/off stage....there's lots of true stories, and LOTS of untrue stories, no one, probably not even Mike knows exactly which is which. Two things are relevant: teen Mike started out straight edge, and during this tour he also gained a reputation for hating on groupie-and-party-focused rock stars. But his looks and his chaotic gremlin energy landed him this "reluctant pinup boy" persona.

Meanwhile Mike was also fully with Mr. Bungle, touring in his 'off time' from FNM, and at their shows everyone was completely unhinged.

HERE'S THE CRUX: after the success of Epic and the album it's from, The Real Thing, Faith No More were expected to have another massive hit with the next album....and they didn't. BUT they produced an album that to this day is beloved by fans even more that their first album, and Mike's stage persona continued to develop in this way that is mysterious, mesmerizing, sometimes heartbreaking, sometimes grotesque, sometimes just raw sexual/homoerotic/electrically-passionate energy. They're big abroad, but not as much in the US.

Through the rest of the 90s you see Mike with FNM and Bungle, but you also see him produce a baffling feat of a solo album, starting to experiment with his own band Fantômas, collaborating with avant garde musicians/artists, most notably John Zorn.

Faith No More disbands in 1998, but Mike continues with Bungle, and for many fans, his work with Mr. Bungle is considered paramount...FNM is fun, but Bungle is FUN, WEIRD, dangerous but not in a scary way, none of their four albums sound anything like each other. Their "pop" album is....not pop.

Mr. Bungle disbands officially in 2004 (both FNM and Bungle reunite later on), Mike continues to collaborate with musicians, form new bands (including my fave Tomahawk), make better and more impactful solo projects and generally work at a pace that seems the definition of workaholic....producing music that is both eclectic and instantly recognizable, but seldom (never?) hit material. (Since it's not the 90s, I won't describe in detail...but it truly is well worth looking up)

as a little extra, and as was referred to by lurkerwithabike, Mike suffered a certainly covid-times-influenced breakdown and dealt with alcoholism around 2021/2022. For someone who has kept his personal life and struggles cloaked in apocryphal stories and sarcasm, when Mike opened up about what he was dealing with at the time, for many of us it just solidified this deep, deep love for our little weirdo. Oh, and also, the entire time he's a fucking hottie and he hates it.

SO, from my perspective at least - that's why you get such fervor over some guy you've never heard of

fin

(ps....I could have written more....that is a threat)

This is actually so fascinating. May "who the heck is Mike Patton" be no more!

#most attractive 90s musician #asks #mike patton #mr bungle #faith no more #tomahawk

[laferocia]

Mike Patton speaking italian: birthday edition

So today is Mike's birthday and I'll celebrate with some quick translation.

Video 1: Tomahawk, Milan, 2013.

Milano, tutto a posto? Bene. Siete molto ma molto gentili per un gruppo da spalla! Min 0:29: lui pensa che stavo parlando della pasta... Eh già! Insomma, questo è un chill! Un pezzo chill, hai capito? (he said it in a Neapolitan accent, LOL). Chill! (a guy in the audience answered "agg capit", in Neapolitan way). Sai cosa vuol dire? Tranquillo! (again, same accent). Va bene? Dai, NIN, (something I didn't get), minchia! Per adesso, fucking chill motherfuckes!

Milan, everything okay? Great. You're really nice with a support band! At 0:29: he thinks I was talking about pasta... Oh yeah! So, this is a chill! A chill song, you got it? Chill! Do you know what it means? Relax! Okay? Come on, NIN, fuck! For now, fucking chill, motherfuckers!

Video 2: mix of epic stuff

0:03: Mike, piacere // Mike, nice to meet you (you can find the whole translation of that video here)

0:05: La fica! // The pussy! (He was in Brazil and "fica" is a conjugation of the verb "ficar", I guess. As you can see, in italian "fica" or "figa" has another meaning eheheheh).

0:06: Lui sta dicendo che vuole un cazzone! He is saying he wants a big cock! (you can find the whole translation of that video here)

0:08: Fica fica fica fica! // Pussy pussy pussy pussy!

0:10: Io mangio la merda del papa // I eat the pope's shit.

0:15: Ah si vede che sei intenditore! // You can tell he's a connoisseur!

0:17: Cazzarola! // As I've already said in the translation of this specific video, it's a term we use to say "cazzo" (=dick, but in the meaning of "fuck!") but in a less vulgar way. It's not really a swear word; in central Italy, "cazzarola" means "pot".

0:20: È un pochetto, un pochino diversa! // It is a bit different!

0:22: Negroni, grappa, Martini (3 famous italian alcoholic drinks; I love those "sì" in the middle)

0:26: È un bel lavoro! // It's quite a job!

0:29: Pirla! // Pirla! (It's a typical Milanese insult, and it roughly means "stupid". Plural or singular, it is always "pirla").

0:31: siamo contentissimi di essere qua // We are very happy to be here.

0:33: 'sti cazzo di Milanesi! // These fucking milanese people!

0:34: sì, tipo, sì// Yeah, I mean, yeah.

0:36: devi imparare, cazzo! // You have to learn it, damn it!

0:41: magari cresce un po' così! // Maybe it grows a bit like this.

0:43: ma va a cagare! (I can translate it with "Fuck off" or "go to hell" but it litelly means "Go and take a shit". We use it a lot)

0:45: daje daje milanesi! Come on, Milanesi! ("Daje" is absolutely Roman style. It has many uses, but most commonly, it's a way to say 'come on').

0:47: mi han detto che...// They told me that...

0:48: Cazzarola!

0:49: sì sì mi ricordo // yeah yeah I remember that!

0:50: volete Vasco Rossi // You want Vasco Rossi (again, as I've already said in the translation of this specific video, Vasco Rossi is a famous Italian rock star, but he is controversial because he hasn't done anything significant since at least 1998. Mike knows that metalheads hate Vasco).

0:57: è proprio un idolo // He is truly an idol (he was talking about Demetrio Stratos, I'm quite sure Mike doesn't like Vasco, LOL)

0:58: dai un po' d'Eros, cazzo! // Come on, a bit of Eros, damn! (Eros Ramazzotti is a popular italian pop singer. By the way, I'm not sure about exactly what he said, but he was definitely talking about Ramazzotti).

#mike patton #faith no more #fnm #mr bungle #tomahawk #fantomas #mondo cane #ad era mike #Youtube

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

Tomahawk is in Trouble ... by Chad Hanson Via Flickr: ... at the age of 2-3, young stallions are asked to leave their families. The polite term is "emancipation." For biological reasons, it's important that they start bands of their own ... but they're not always eager to begin new lives, and sometimes fathers have to use stern means to send the message.

#Horses #Mustangs #Wild Horses #Wildlife #Wyoming #flickr

[cptslibrary]

Day 5 - Impaled

Whumpcember Prompt 5 - Impaled Fandom - Peter Pan CW - Violence, Impaling, Medical Trauma, Needles, Blood

The Captain found himself and his small band of pirates surrounded by the warriors. Hook and sword at the ready, he stared down their smaller leader. She was growing fiercer by the day, and she was a staunch ally of the flying demon-boy. The boy himself had already flown off, probably to ruin someone else’s day. 

“Tigerlily, let’s not make this messy,” Hook said with a smile that he hoped was intimidating. Tigerlily did not look intimidated. 

Hook gave up on that route and attacked first. Tigerlily was becoming quite a workout. She currently was swinging two tomahawks with frightening speed, and the two traded blows with hook, sword and tomahawk at a speed that would leave lesser men, or women, quickly dispatched. 

Hook yelled out in pain, alerting all the pirates. Tigerlily ripped the sharp butt of the tomahawk out of his stomach before attempting to slice his head off, but a pirate quickly intervened and shoved her out of the way. Blood was beginning to drip from his fingers as he clutched his wounded stomach. He was fighting off the urge to faint, and summoning the last of his resolve he issued the order.

“To the ship!” Hook cried hoarsely. The pirates all quickly surrounded him, and James surprised himself that he was able to run. Each step was a searing pain, and the muscles in his abdomen clenched and stretched in ways he had hardly remembered them doing before. The warriors seemed content to let them retreat this time. It was only a brief chase, and Hook heard a pirate fall to an arrow, but they could hardly pause. 

The Captain slumped in the back of the dinghy as men rowed him to the ship. By the time they carried him into his cabin he was barely conscious. He heard the crash of maps and candles being pushed off of his table as he was laid upon it. Fading in and out, he was vaguely aware of Smee’s watery blue eyes as he surveyed the wound, cleaning it off with wet rags and checking how deep it went. He was aware he was trembling. 

He saw Smee open the chest of medical supplies. The sight of the needle caused James to lose consciousness. Nobody ever asked, since Smee would be the only one who could, but he would maintain he fainted from blood loss, not the sight of the needle which had been used to sew his stump.

#whumpcember2023 #whumpcember2023 day5 #captain hook