#to keep you on your toes

[isitovernow]

#first poll baby #some of these are just based on vibes of the time when posting this #some of these...... yeah #polls #they also mix up which way is fave and least fave #to keep you on your toes

[samipekoe]

sketch commissions time

€40 for a single character, €60 for two, €100 sketch page

PayPal only. DM/email at [email protected] if interested⭐

#commissions #the fabled tumblr commission post that i can pin to my blog. finally its true #used different examples from the twitter one to keep you all on your toes

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance - The World That Never Was

#kingdom hearts dream drop distance #khddd #the world that never was #scenery #my gif #i really love how sora's side of this world is dark and eerie and fully leans into how dreams can distort and twist reality #the city looks mostly normal at first aside from the ghostly fog that seeps down from buildings and drifts along the floor and rises up #but as you keep going the ground beneath you is no longer a street but rather the faces of more buildings that stretch over an abyss #it's no longer the sprawling city you first arrived in but instead an uncanny one way path towards your destination #the buildings now twist and contort and are crooked and grow out of the ground in all kinds of ways that make no logical sense #it's the first time that a sleeping world looks easily distinguishable from the real world. it looks wrong. like a nightmare #meanwhile riku's half contrasts heavily by appearing to be fairly normal #the interior of the real castle never made any practical sense so nothing here feels too out of place compared to how it usually looks #it shows how much more in control riku is in comparison to how sora is losing his grip on reality as he descends further into their trap #cool stuff! love me some environmental storytelling #also i finished giffing every world in this game yippee i'm done (is covered head to toe in blood)

[egelskop]

system error

#hlvrai gordon #myart #doodles #hlvrai #if you know which cover illustration of a vocaloid song this is referencing i will kiss you on the lips #injury cw #eyestrain cw #wasnt really feeling this one until i suddenly was. keeps u on your toes

[nondidd]

right or left. Whoever you want to be today

#vocaloid #kagamine rin #kagamine len #vocaloid fanart from me in the year 2024 to keep you all on your toes

[snake-snack-stede]

lol imagine the emotional whiplash of finding jim unconscious on the floor and being held at gunpoint by the kraken, only for him to be like. you're into arts & crafts right :( can you make a heart :((

#it's such a fun creative environment <3 #really keeps you on your toes #:) #our flag means death #ofmd

[periwinklemoonlight]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBLOGGING MY FIRST EVER HERMITCRAFT FANART

CHECK YOUR MAILBOX 💥

HIIIIIII HOFFENNNNNN :J

thank you so much for the mail omggg i've always wanted a pipe bomb <3333

#i gotta keep you on your toes you'll never know when i strike /silly #real answer is i saw it when i clicked on your blog and went omg :J KJDNALDNALKDA

[polisena-art]

Why yes, it is the Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs meme with The Three Caballeros!

#the three caballeros #three caballeros #donald duck #josé carioca #panchito pistoles #polisenaart #my goal here is to alienate all of my current followers #i'm keeping you guys on your toes by being completely unpredictable #video post

[hermesmyplatonicbeloved]

Sometimes I just want to take every single percabeth shipper (and Rick Riordan) and stick them in a course that teaches them how to define and identify abusive relationships, and what a healthy relationship looks like.

And the final exam is writing a 1 page essay on why Percy/Annabeth is unhealthy/toxic/abusive.

The world would be a better place for it. I just know it. The level of potential domestic abuse cases would decrease (assume that these percabeth shippers are in actual relationships and not impressionable little teenagers).

I think about 6% of percabeth shippers know what a healthy relationship is based on a past poll and that's an irl problem. It's not just about fiction. It's not just a book. Its about what Rick Riordan is leading people to think is acceptable behavior.

#anti percabeth #percy jackson #pjo #hoo #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #rick riordan #annabeth chase #I think about 6% of percabeth shippers know what a healthy relationship is based on a past poll #the rest need to learn #genuinely concerned for how these people are going to treat their partners #or let their partners treat them #you know that its not okay to play mind games and constantly keep your partner anxious and on their toes and hit/judo flip them #right???? #anyways. I follow a bunch of blogs that talk about irl abuse. might start reblogging those to this fandom account. just to educate people

[torturedpoetemotions]

Thinking about how Izzy blames himself for so much that isn't his fault and eating my own hands about it.

#ofmd #izzy hands #'we did this to him' he says #izzy neither you or stede are to blame for ed going on a murder spree #neither of you made him stack up a series of passive suicide plans that endangered everyone around him #'serves me right' izzy honey #nothing you said to ed made him cut off your toes or shoot you or justified those actions #'think twice before not doing his fucking job' #IZZY. you didn't fail at your job because keeping ed stable and safe for others was never your job #i know you think it was #damn i made myself sad in the tags

[eggtqrt]

you've heard of trans darling but have u considered maybe she's just wearing trans flag colors because she's REALLY supportive of her trans brother(s)

#eah reboot where they keep us on our toes trying to guess which charming sibling is trans #haha fuck you im transing all your blorbos #eah #ever after high #darling charming #daring charming #dexter charming #dont take this post too seriously ok? ok

[triona-tribblescore]

Wow. Right when I start looking at your blog I get hit with a your mom joke. I feel betrayed

oopsies <3

#what can I say #gotta keep you guys on your toes #(also please tell your mother to answer my calls it's been two weeks and I miss her please come back to me-) #tribbletalks #asks

[blogfullofemos]

Dire

*It's all fun and games till someone suffers a heart attack*

This idea legit popped into my head (mind you I'm dealing with a rude head cold) and I was like yyeeaahhh that would be so Jake Lockley. 😄

Pairing: Jake Lockley x reader

Word Count: 800 (oookkkaaayyy I like that)

You wake with a start as your heart beats harder than ever before. Whatever rest you were experiencing just seconds ago is long gone with every ring from Jake's alarming ringtone. You quickly grab your phone from the bedside table, and answer. "JAKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!!" you yell. Instantly regretting the sudden outburst, your heart drops as Jake lets out an agonizing groan. "Babe?" you follow up. Ripping the blanket off your cold-sweat skin, you press your phone closer to your ear. Needing to hear everything coming from his end.

"I'm... Sorry beb-bita... Just a little-AYEE!!"he breathes out, followed by the signal of his car's seatbelt unbuckling. You quickly get off the bed and run to the front door of the flat. "It's okay baby, just tell me where you are?" you rush as you struggle with the door's locks. You must still be in a state of rest.

"I'm parked at the front." he huffs as the call ends. You drop your phone to the floor, finally unlocking the door. In minutes you make it to the elevator button and smack it frantically. Waiting inside the elevator, your intrusive thoughts frolic within the metal walls. You try to breathe through your panic; but Jake is hurting and this fucking elevator isn't moving the way you need it to. "C'mon, c'mon, coME ON!!" you rush out loud as it finally lands to the lobby. Once the door opens enough for you to slip through, you book it. Swinging the building's door open with a bang, you feel the cold wind jolt through you. "Shit, shit, shit." you mumble hugging yourself, running toward Jake's open car door. Jake gives a weak smirk as his bloodied gloved hands rest on the puddle of his stomach.

"Oh my God babeee." you whimper as you touch the bloodied interior of his car door. You jerk your hand away from the wet texture in disgust as you get closer to his awkward sitting position. You kneel only slightly to level yourself to him. Your eyes rapidly assess him as he smiles "You're in your undies." he informs meekly with blood trickling out of his mouth. You shrug, a tee and frilly panties is the least of your troubles. Bringing your hands onto him, you try to assess him deeper. Gently moving his head side to side, blood all in his curls and drying around his ears. Your nose burned as you sniffle, tears freely falling from your cheeks to his bloodied white button down. Unbuttoning 2 of the buttons, when you head to the third he stops you with one hand. The other never leaving the bloody puddle on his stomach. Finally you look at his lovingly brown eyes, "It's okay bebita. M' gonna be okay." he tries to console weakly. A sob betrays you as the situation is the exact opposite of his words. You swat his hand off of yours as you continue to open his shirt, wanting to see how serious the injury is. "Bebita."

"Jake please." you cry.

"I need you to get something from the trunk." he urges instead as he continues to fight you to stop. He places both of his hand on your cheeks, forcing you to look at him again. His eyes give you a firm order, and you suck in a sob as you nod. You lean closer to him to kiss his forehead, "Te amo mi vida." you snivel.

Before he could return the sentiment, you run to the trunk of his car. You hear a click as the trunk unlocks and you lift it. Your watery eyes shot open as realization smacks you like the fool you are. Empty gallons of fake blood scatters the barren trunk. Wiping the smear of blood on your cheek, you bring it to your nose. Smelling in denial as confirmation of the ploy leaves you dumbfounded. You drop your hand and stand there for a few more minutes. "Did you find it mi vida?!" Jake yells. You rub your redden nose as the last tear leaves you, taking one of the empty gallons in your hand. You slam the trunk closed and silently stalk toward his "injured" body.

When you finally stop next to him, he's sporting a bloodied smile. A laugh trying to leave him as he says, "Te amo?".

"AAYYEE MI AMOR!!"he yells as he hugs his head, the empty gallon bouncing off from it and landing on the sidewalk. You storm back to the building not caring about the man behind you anymore. "BEBE IT'S A JOKE!! BEBITAAAA!!! MI AMORRRR!!!" you hear him beckon for you, scurrying to get out his car while in a fit of cackles.

Yeah you're definitely locking him out for the rest of the night.

#marvel #moon knight #jake lockley #jake lockley x reader #jake lockley x you #don't tell me this is not him #he loves to keep you on your toes #the prank king #toxica

[evansbby]

go ahead have at him

…….

AT FIRST GLANCE I THOUGHT THIS WAS FRANK ADLER AND WONDERED WHY YOU WERE SENDING ME FRANK ADLER PICS WITH NO CONTEXT 😭😭😭😭 i mean i hate Frank Adler too but not in a funny way like Andy, more like in a passive way jsjsjsjsksk

but this… bestie this is something else… i actually have never seen these before and i would like to know the context 🤔🤔🤔 he looks kinda sweet and vulnerable ngl 🥺🥺🥺🥺

#yall thought i was gonna roast him huh #well I try to keep you guys on your toes #at least Andy’s crying face isn’t lame like Ari’s crying face I AM SORRY #but the Ari crying at the picture scene SENDSSS me #anyways what was the context of this pls #babyjakes #comfortcap

[sapphosewrites]

Lots of discussion in lab meeting today about the human brain as a pattern recognition machine and how much resources it devotes to interpreting situations so that it will be better able to quickly predict their outcome in the future

And so I'm thinking about our boy Julian and his genetically enhanced pattern recognition machine, and wondering if part of the appeal of Garak is that he defies prediction

#did you bet he was going to blow up his own shop #did you bet Tain was his dad? #did you bet he's finally going to admit to being a spy because he thinks he's on his deathbed from his own addiction? #what else keeps you on your toes in a way that makes you feel intellectually engaged and challenged rather than lost and alone?

[not-gonna-lose]

I'm gonna- I'll- I'll have her rank fixed by- By the morning, okay...? I promise- I'm sorry- I know all of you are- That you're already mad at me for- For letting her in in the first place, but- I can... I can at least do this much... I can- I can fix this at least- I'm sorry-

#pkmn irl #indigo disk arc #(YIPPEE FOR SILLY LITTLE CANON DIVERGENCE :3) #(gotta keep you guys on your toes a little.)