there've been a few throwaway jokes in various episodes about klingons not bathing that are obviously meant to be derogatory but of course me being the way that i am i immediately thought hey how can i turn this into a worldbuilding thing. and i thought yk i heard that chinchillas cant get wet cause its bad for their health, which i looked up and is apparently bc theyve evolved super dense fur to live at high elevations in the andes. and it turns out Qo'noS is largely mountainous and prone to high winds.
so my hc is that klingon hair is super dense and thick and takes forever to dry once its wet (which tracks bc look at it), plus the typical high winds and arid heat on the continents interior would crack wet skin as it dried, so getting wet is typically something best avoided. funnily enough chinchillas clean themselves by dust bathing in fine volcanic ash, and Qo'noS is an extremely volcanic planet so i think the whole thing works out pretty neatly and im incorporating klingon dust baths into my belief system from here on
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Drew some lesbian Klingons from memory.
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get ready y'all cus when I've finished every single thing on my to do list I'm going to translate Push by M20 into Klingon
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bISeH'eghlaH'be'chugh latlh Dara'laH'be'
If you cannot control yourself, you cannot command others.
- Klingon proverb
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My manager at work loves that I’m trying to learn klingon, and has said that if I know how to do closing announcements in klingon he would let me do it. How would I say the store is closing in x minutes or that the store is closed?
qaSDI' X tup ngevwI'vam SoQmoHlu' This store closes in X minutes
qaSDI' wa' rep ngevwI'vam SoQmoHlu' This store closes in one hour
qaSDI' rep bID ngevwI'vam SoQmoHlu' This store closes in half an hour
qaSDI' wa'maH tup ngevwI'vam SoQmoHlu' This store closes in ten minutes
tugh ngevwI'vam SoQmoHlu' This store is closing soon
DaH ngevwI'vam SoQchoHlu' This store is closing now
DaH ngevwI'vam SoQlu' This store is now closed
SuratlhtaHchugh yotwI'pu' bomoj if you remain, you will all be intruders
DaH ngevwI'vo' yImej Leave the store! Now!
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There is an old Klingon proverb - roughly translated, it means "Many are the good consequences had by ocean life scientists."
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i think it's really funny that there is no letter k in the Klingon language
there are, however, two qs and a tlh.
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Do you think there are secular Klingons who see the whole warrior race schtick as fundy extremist bullshit? Like, holy shit dude, calm the fuck down, you can't plunder and pillage your way into space faring technology.
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Freshly translated extract of vIraSngan IQ' (Sad French People)!
I'm so happy that this extract is done!!! I hope the translation is good :0
I had a hard time with some of the words, and I had to get a bit creative with the line "Look down" (and anything referencing looking somewhere), because I couldn't find a word in Klingon for to look, or to make eye contact with something/someone (on second thought, it might be the same word as to see, but it's done now so-)
Fun fact: Javert's Klingon name (or the Klingon transliteration of his name) is actually a double pun! "jav" means six in Klingon, which appears in Valjean's prisoner number 24601, and it is also a Klingon slang word meaning prisoner! (A bit ironic considering that Javert hates prisoners/criminals in general...)
Thank you so much @daily-klingon for your help, I couldn't have done it without you!
Also thank you to @psalm22-6 and @walrudel for the support :0
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neqjung wa’DIch jaj botIvjaj Happy First Contact Day!
Celebrating First Contact between the Klingons and Earthers, on this day in 2151.
Also, rest easy, Tommy “Tiny” Lister, the actor, taken from us back on December 11 2020.
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this woman tugging the children out of the way/putting herself in front of them as the klingons walk past.. they're just going somewhere do u think they're gonna attack your kids unprovoked? it's such an interesting detail establishing how klingons are perceived by federation civilians but also worf's served on this ship almost a whole season do you shield your kids from him too? did you used to?
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Im learning klingon for about a month now. At first it was a joke.
But I don’t it’s a joke anymore…
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The fact that you can actually learn Klingon is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever encountered.
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Klingon has no gendered pronouns btw :D
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There’s absolutely a Klingon out there who lost an eye to a feral cat that he then adopted.
vIghro’ animal resembling a cat (n)
tera’ vIghro’ cat (n)
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