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echollama · 10 months
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Asta: "Seriously, right in front of my Arlan fried rice???"
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zer0point5ive · 5 months
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lawrence forcing adam to sit down with his cane, pressing it against adam’s chest until he’s falling back into a chair .. adam teasing lawrence during a jigsaw surgery, asking what he’d do to him if he was on the table, carrying it on into the evening until lawrence pushes him into the chair, cane in hand and starts talking about how he’d open adam up, what he’d do, how long lawrence could keep him alive until adam’s squirming in his seat, not even thinking about how easily he could push the cane that has him pinned in place away because him and lawrence both know he’s not going anywhere, adam staring at the way lawrence’s hand grips his cane, the way his fingers look wrapped around it, touching his own neck and deciding he needs to know what those fingers would feel like around his throat, lawrence sitting at his desk, ignoring adam’s desperate attempts at getting attention, trying to focus on some paperwork but eventually snapping when adam drops to his knees with a c’mon lawrence, shoving his cane between adam’s legs and telling adam that if he’s going to act like a dog. well ..
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judeiscariot · 1 year
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i love that we’ve decided gerard is terrible at every job. cheerleader? she’s off beat and terrible. nurse? she’s committing malpractice daily. pool boy? that pool is NOT maintained. hot teacher? her students learn nothing. secretary? she doesn’t know how to use excel and she’s stealing money from the company.
LITERALLY all she needs to do in any job is stand around and be ditzy because she’s cute enough to get away with it. she just set the break room on fire trying to work the printer. every morning she gets to her cubicle and google image searches ‘microsoft excel’ and then sits on her phone all day. she’s never completed a single task in this office and she does not plan on starting.
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lanternlightss · 3 months
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wish i had coherent thoughts but the only thing that’s been on my mind on repeat is. what if ,,,, what if. nameless bard groomed venti’s wings ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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heheidks · 2 years
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the rink-o-mania fight was so comical if you think about it, just two overdramatic boyfriends screaming and fighting over the fact that they didn't give time to each other while away. the CHEESINESS
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coffeeandcalligraphy · 9 months
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ppl in the house and I’m too intimidated to walk to my room so I’m throwing Jeremiah excerpts like bread ends to ducks:
It’s October in 2005 which means it’s cold in Maryland and still warm in Las Vegas. Jeremiah’s been watching the weather channel more frequently lately as a form of pure entertainment which seems like a strange thing to do, probably because it is but also more likely because the weatherman’s got a Colgate smile and hair like Keanu Reeves’ in My Own Private Idaho. He’s named after a flower or something of the like—Prim, Basil, Aster, Sage. Really, Jeremiah should know because he’s invested enough to know the man has a subtle lisp and a birthmark above his right eyebrow, but maybe the problem is that he’s paying too much attention to the man’s subtle lisp and birthmark. Still, he finds himself thinking of the man when he sits on the balcony with a mug of Ovaltine, the weather channel muffled through the closed door. When did he decide to become a weatherman? And is the job rewarding?
Sometimes the reality that he’s dreaming about a weatherman who doesn’t know he exists hits him so hard he goes back inside and turns the TV off right away
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clingylilhoneybee · 9 months
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Letting myself be a lil delulu on this Friday afternoon
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salamie-baby · 1 month
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you will meet the president of the United States
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master-k0hga · 1 month
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Idk Kohga face HC or something [ He/They/it ]
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Black hair ver.
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| Idk I never really had a set face reveal design for this fat fuckass, he'd always look NOT the way I picture him- Even this isn't really that close to how I'd want him to be... But guess close enough I s'pose....
Also why does he deepthroat bananas so well in AoC Koei, how do you know thIS KOEI-
But potentially this may be the best design of him I'll do so... Yeah, genderfluid looking aa bish I still have a deep love for him that isn't going away and I am unhealthy with this obsession hhhhhh,,,, Since BotW ofc so he is definitely plaguing my life in a not good way..
... I love my wife- I miss my wife tails, I miss her a lot-
Anyways, not much has changed with him, he (imo Idc) is still a 20 something yr old (120-something in BotW/TotK) shortstack who gives major bitch vibes and is in fact a major bitch hh, is the most secretive lewd artist even to his clan, can't cook for shit and math isn't his strongsuit- But can do the math when it comes to his passion hhhh //cough Sheikah/Zonai neeeeeerd-
The way his pretty ugly ass looks is the only difference and that's it- hfhbf
.. He'll still forever be besties with Zelda after the events in AoC as they become nerds for Sheikah and eventually Zonai tech, and then go "harass" Purah and Robbie (mainly Robbie since Purah is def more chaotic than he is), also Koh loves getting on Impa's nerves since they both share a love interest who's also a grampa (//cough Sooga cuz at least before the DLC, I actually had a proper HC for the "Yiga hubs" that actually works BETTER for them. So I'm sticking to my guns and paying attention to how THEY met and got together,,, to which any 'o ya'll who are interested hmu or spam my inbox so I can get into detail, and no the AU I now scrapped no longer applies anymore so forget about shit ass childhood, scummy step family and killer sister... Well I'mean Koh still has a shit ass dad but this ain't about him so- Oh wait nvm, people never gave a shit before so why would they n o w )
DON'T FORGET TO MENTION ABOUT THE BINDER HE WEARS UNDER HIS UNIFORM SO HIS BIG NATURALS DON'T BOUNCE UP AND DOWN ALL IN HIS BABY FACE
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PERSONALLY. The Yiga still have their traditional Sheikah white hair, it's only ever a choice if they dye it black or not aaaaand- The floof on their uniform is just a head piece,,,,, otherwise Sooga has some stupid ass hair
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I said what I said, you heard me... And I stand by that statement, the floofs on their heads is DECORATION!! It's just easier to call it hair for the "Creating a Champion" book! Also cuz duh, Eng translation!!
.... Anyways, as an avid lover of this loser, my self conscious, thicc ass scrunkly boy with the wide birthing hips since the BotW days,,, He is my wife, my girlfriend, my bestie, my husband, my boyfriend my enemy, my lover, my victim, my babygirl and my family.. All in one-
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Shut the fuck u-
. Art © Me . DON’T RE-POST .
Also yeah changing my watermarks and @ 's again cuz my older one was kinda hard to see, so I kinda gave 'em more of a colourful design and ngl really liking it a lot!
I was gonna try getting Glaze and Nightshade to work for somewhat extra protection on my art but my laptop is too old and definitely on it's last legs for it to run the programs properly.. So the over watermarking and adding my overdoing my sig for my current OC refs and future art will be enough for now..
Anyways, I'll add OC refs to their bio posts at a later date til I got all of the current refs updated and touched up...
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faeriebabee · 3 months
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look i'm one of cardan's biggest fans, and yes i am immensely fond of characters who are straight up terrible ppl, ... that being said i don't trust ppl who read cardan's first appearance in tcp, immediately fell in love with him, and started shipping him with jude right then and there
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ladamedemartel · 5 months
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Aurora and Whomst?- Tristan's reply
He captured her hand with his, in the gentleness of a strange certainty.
Fingers barely touching. And yet attracted to one another with magnetic inevitability.
Aurora spins in the improvised movement he guided.
And by the way Tristan's usually gelid eyes received the sight of her smile at her return, anyone would have swore that he just saw all the marvels of the word dancing in splendid spectacle.
He smiled back at her.
((Aurora has requested that I take this moment to direct his attention to the other "Aurora and WHOMST" post she has: x ))
There was no music that anyone could hear but them. A waltz composing itself in real time. Her hand was his bow. His shoulder her keys. A gentle spin infused the music with a touch of whimsy and Aurora's laugh made another part of her yet another instrument for Tristan to play.
"I think my high spirits have rubbed off on you today. I can only hope it continues into the morrow."
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solradguy · 1 year
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I can speak any of the Romance languages just fine but for some god forsaken reason I CANNOT speak French like what the fuck is a bourgeoisie and why can’t I say it correctly for the life of me.
Yeah, French is pretty tricky... Figuring out what letters to pronounce is difficult and I can do the sounds for it in my head when I think I've figured it out (sort of) but my mouth lacks the flexibility to do them out loud haha
A long while ago I read Les Fleurs du Mal, and my copy is dual-language with the original French on the left page and an English translation on the right, and it drove me nuts that I didn't know how to read the sounds for the French so I read a crash course guide for it. It helped a lot once I realized that a good portion of the letters that aren't pronounced in a French word function similarly to an accented character in that it's there only to modify the sounds of the letters near it than to contribute in a major way to the overall sound of the word itself. My native Germanic language (English) brain really wants all of those letters to be doing something up-front instead rofl
Though, English also has its special words with sneaky little helper letters that aren't pronounced... ("sovereign...")
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todayisafridaynight · 6 months
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i started 7 directly after my last ask and I suddenly understand everything but i was not expecting to feel so feral abt Jo aswell that was a pleasant surprise
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THE TIMING OF THESE ASKS HELLO?????
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maddymoreau · 1 year
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Night Loops is a Pixel Horror Game!
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It’s your final night working at the hotel. Once six am hits you’re finally free from this place . . . problem is the night loops. Six am won’t hit.
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In this game you will journey through your psyche. 
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Befriending a variety of unique characters!
And solve complex puzzles using the power of masks!
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*。ヾ(。>v<。)ノ゙*。Currently only the demo is out. However if you’d like to wait for the full version you can wishlist it on steam!! Also this game will have multiple endings!!!
Demo: https://jiaquarium.itch.io/night-loops-demo
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1826060/Night_Loops/
Bonus Minor Gameplay Spoiler:
THERE’S A DDR MINI GAME!!!
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scattered-winter · 10 months
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I think my favorite thing abt this rewrite so far is that I get to write everyone as they are at the very beginning (mentally unstable) and things only get worse from there <3
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rosepetalsthings · 10 months
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Having played through a lot of Gotham knights, I get why people were disappointed (still not a proportionate reaction though). The plot is like.... There. And a LOT of repetitive quests and underwhelming villains. Also like takes more morally ambiguous villains and makes them boring evil doers for the sake of doing evil
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