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rayne-storm · 10 months

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Tough Love

AUgust 6 - Blind Date

Fandom: Record of Ragnarok

Summary: Thrud/Raiden

Thrud is understandably nervous and perhaps a little upset when she's sent on another blind date by her sisters, bemoaning the evening she's about to have.

She's sure it'll go as it always does, and hurt her even more than she has been.

She isn't expecting a man like Raiden to be waiting at Ragnarok Cafe.

A/N: Thrud is my beloved girl and I love to see a big girl find love. She and Raiden deserve happiness 😊🥰

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"Come on, guys, are you serious? Another blind date?"

Thrud sighed and shook her head, folding her arms over her muscled chest.

"Yeah!" Goll exclaimed, "it'll be amazing! He's a little bit intense but you'll love him! When have we ever steered you wrong??"

"Every single date I've ever been on until now," Thrud replied dryly.

It wasn't even hyperbole. Thrud had never had a successful date in her life. Men never knew what to expect with her, given how stunning all her sisters were, and she didn't know if she could handle another bad date.

The way it usually went was like so:

Thrud shows up, trying to reign in her emotions and mentally prepare herself, and easily spots her date: whichever man has a look of shock and worry on his face.

She tries not to flinch as she has to deliver the terrible news that she is, indeed, his date, and yes, she is really the 3rd Valkyrie Sister.

The look on his face is one of horror, and she has to try not to let it hurt her the way it always inevitably does.

Minutes later (sometimes two, sometimes twenty), he has an excuse and leaves her all alone, trying not to cry in public as yet another painful rejection breaks her heart a little more.

"Okay, sure, there have been some duds. But this guy is the real deal. And if he breaks your heart, we'll beat him up! Maybe!"

It was cute, almost, how unflinchingly positive the girl tried to be, even in the face of such impossible odds.

"Fine. But I'm never, ever doing this again. I don't think I'll make it through another one of these," Thrud finally agreed.

Goll cheered, and she was whisked away for pampering and prettying-up ("not that you need any extra help for that," Brunhilde always said). The date was later that afternoon, so at least it wasn't like her whole evening would be shot if things didn't work out.

She'd give it one last try, she decided, and when this inevitably went to shit, she could always get cats or something.

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As she walked into Ragnarok Cafe, Thrud steeled herself for the look of wild bewilderment and horror on the face of whatever poor man was roped into this. The Cafe owner was a nice enough guy, and always made sure it was regulars only whenever the Valkyrie sisters set up a blind date. That way Thrud wouldn't worry about freaking out more people than necessary. Probably better for business that way, too.

As she bowed slightly to get through the doors, she heard a soft gasp. Ah, the mystery man was there already indeed.

She raised her head up to find the poor sap, and spotted him quickly enough. Black and blond hair wrangled back into a messy ponytail, piercing dark eyes framed by heavy lashes, and a muscular build (at least from what she could see). This one would hurt her, he was just her type…

She couldn't decipher the expression he was making in the slightest. It was shock, yes, but not the usual creeping dread, or sudden horror, or anything she'd seen before, pretty much ever. It threw her off-guard enough to lose her composure just for a second:

"Not expecting a monster like me, huh?" She blurted, raising an eyebrow.

She scarcely registered the sound of his chair scraping backwards before he was throwing himself at her, face right at her chest.

She was too stunned to move, and could only watch, frankly aghast, as he looked up at her through his thick eyelashes, contently buried in her bosom.

"I love big girls," he sighed in delight, and she realized his expression before had been… eager?

"Excuse me??" She managed to gasp, "this isn't funny."

She tried to push him off, but the man held firm, face moving to properly look up at her (though it was a bit comical how his cheeks smushed in).

"I would never joke about this. You're exactly my type. My damn dream girl," he said earnestly.

Sue couldn't help it, she knew her face was turning the same strawberry color as her hair. She felt like a maiden or something silly.

She had a head and shoulders above this strange man, but he made her feel… delicate, nearly.

"You're an odd one," she managed.

"So I've been told. I'm Raiden," he added with a grin.

"Thrud."

He sighed again, ecstacy clear in his every facet.

"Thrud… I'm gonna marry you."

"Oh yeah…?"

"Mm. Mark my words. I'm never gonna let you go."

"Whatever you say, pal. But just know that I've always promised myself that I would stay with the man I love until the day I die. You really up for that commitment?" She asked, only half-kidding.

"...is it too soon to bring you home to my mom?" He fired back, and she felt her face heat up all over again.

"Probably," she stammered out. He had to be able to feel how hard her heart was hammering in her chest as she added, "at least buy me lunch first."

He grinned brightly, squeezing her tight (it was, frankly, amazing to be held like that) before pulling away.

"Whatever you want, my angel. Or can I call you baby? Would that be too much?"

She blinked, brain firing on all cylinders.

"I'm like twice your size," she squeaked, following as he took her hand and led her to their table.

"Yeah, and? I could die a happy man if you let me call you my baby girl," he sighed with a smile, pulling out her chair.

She felt like she was about to die herself.

"I, um, yeah, sure. Whatever."

"Great. Order whatever you want, baby, and then how about a walk in the park? Maybe see some fireworks later?"

It honestly sounded like the perfect evening.

"....maybe you will marry me," she blurted, and he laughed brightly, booming, perfect.

"That's the plan."

She'd have to make Goll her maid of honor. The girl really had delivered this time. She felt herself falling hard, and had the feeling that this might just turn out okay.

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She still felt butterflies as he dropped her off at her house that night. Her mind was a whirl, and she couldn't believe it was over already. She surprised herself by not wanting it to end, even.

"I… would you like to come in for coffee?"

He raised an eyebrow, and she worried she'd overstepped, at least until he broke into a grin.

"Baby girl, if I go in there, I definitely won't be able to stop at just coffee. I don't know if you're ready for that kind of passionate night. I don't stop until morning."

Yes she felt every ounce of bravado laced in those silver words, but she also felt that he meant every bit of it, and was genuinely interested in… well.

No one had ever so much as kissed her. This was an entirely new beast indeed.

He laughed, and reached a hand up to cup her cheek.

"You're adorable when you blush, sweetheart. I'll let you go tonight. We can meet up again tomorrow, yeah?"

She nodded numbly, and her blush only deepened as he put his other hand on her face, cradling it like something precious.

"I wouldn't say no to a goodnight kiss, though I get it if that's a little too fast for you."

She shook her head, heart about to explode outside her chest and take them both out with the force of it.

His grin only widened and he pulled her down to meet her lips with his, still smiling even as he kissed her.

This was new.

This was wildly unexpected.

This was wonderful.

As he pulled away, lipstick staining his mouth, he whistled, low and sweet. He'd liked it too?

"That was incredible, baby. You have sweet dreams tonight. I definitely will. Call you tomorrow?"

She nodded again, numb and on fire all at once, the tiniest smile playing on her lips, and he leaned back to peck them once more before stepping back, waving.

He didn't leave until she was in her home, door closed behind her (a perfect gentleman to the end), and she about screamed in joy.

Maybe their second date really could be a wedding. She didn't think she could ever let him go.

#august 2023 #my writing #rayne writes #fanfiction #record of ragnarok #thrud x raiden #Thrud #raiden tameemon #thrud ror #raiden ror

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luxthestrange · 19 days

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RoR Memes #16

Shout out for the bi's & pan's out there...we eat good-

#record of ragnarok #ror #snv #record of ragnarok x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #snv leonidas #ror thrud #snv thrud #ror leonidas #ror leonidas x reader #ror thrud x reader #ror meme #ror memes #snv meme #snv memes

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wp-blaze · 2 days

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Books to Read This Month: May Edition

Sorry for sending this month’s Books To Read This Month late, but I have a perfect excuse! I was on vacation in the UK! Not only did I have a wonderful timeContinue reading “Books to Read This Month: May Edition”

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recreationalfanfics · 1 year

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RoR x Reader Incorrect Quotes but it's Tik Tok Audios:

(Y/n): YOU'RE UGLY WHEN YOU LIE, ZEUS.

Zeus: I'M NOT LYING!

(Y/n): THEN WHY ARE YOU UGLY!?

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(Y/n), trying to convince Brunhilde the best way to defeat the gods: My resolution? Völunder Air strikes. Bomb them. Keep bombing them. Bomb them again-

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Gen Z Trickster Diety! (Y/n), walking in to talk to Loki: Dawg, why didn't you tell me your cousin had all that ass???

Loki: *slowly swallowing the mead he was drinking and looking at you*.....

Gen Z Trickster Diety! (Y/n): No, bro, hear me out-

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Posedion, flirting with human! (Y/n): I think you're, like, the opposite of unattractive. Like, I think you're ugly but REVERSE UGLY, you know what I mean?

(Y/n):....

Poseidon: Like, I think you're like...a 2/10, PLUS 8, uh, divided by 4-

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(Y/n), after Brunhilde asks them to help Buddha with something: Perhaps I can help him in a room in which there are no others?

Everyone nearby: *gasps*

Buddha: 😏

(Y/n): Or you can all watch, I don't give a shit-

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Shiva, if he fought (Y/n): You fight pretty well. You sure you're not just trying to catch my attention?~

(Y/n), who is very gay for the valkyries: Everything I do is for the bitches, I have never done anything for the male gaze.

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deathmetalunicorn1 · 11 months

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Humans and Gods with Preteen!Reader (12 years old) replying to Apollo’s “Without Ugly, Beauty wouldn’t exist” by either snarky/happily telling him “Thank you for your sacrifice!”

Who’s on the floor choking on their tears, gasping for breath because they’re about to die from laughing too hard/because of her comeback? (Hermes and Leodonis look like Proud Parents)

My sweet darling one, this request made me snort so hard I hurt my throat from laughing. You are a genius!!

-Apollo beamed at his reflection in his mirror, boasting to whoever would listen to him talk about his beautiful face or stunning hair, which was nobody willingly.

-He smirked, growing angry that nobody was paying him any attention in the meeting room you were all having tea and cakes in, relaxing and staying out of the heat, “Without ugly people, beauty wouldn’t exist!”

-Without missing a beat, not looking up as you were playing on your switch, curled up next to Kojiro, “Thank you for your sacrifice.”

-On their phones immediately, “Hello 911, someone was just slaughtered right in front of me.” stunned by your quick clap back but also impressed and fighting off their laughter.

-Adam, Shiva, Brunnhilde, Hermes, and Goll

-Can’t breathe, has collapsed to the ground, their face red, limbs twitching, death is fast approaching as they are unable to breath in from laughing so hard.

-Loki, Ares, Raiden, Zeus, Qin Shi Huang, and Buddha

-Stunned stiff, looking over at you with a stunned smile on their face, “Y/N!!” you looked up at them with a grin, “You’re laughing- I’m off the hook!!” he can’t be mad at you, not when you destroyed that cocky asshole so easily.

-Leonidas, Jack, Hercules, Hades, Poseidon, Thrud, Odin, Kojiro, and Nikola

-Trying hard to hide their smiles but losing the fight, eyes clenched closed as they tried to ignore those who are laughing, trying not to laugh himself.

-Thor, Beelzebub, and Lu Bu

-“The audacity!!!” absolutely frothing with seething rage, red faced and furious that everyone was laughing or trying not to smile or laugh.

-Apollo

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micah-drew · 6 months

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Record of Ragnarok: How Many…

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How many shots will it takes for me to hookup with the ROR characters? Let’s find out!

Einherjar

Lü Bu: A GOOD…SIX I THINK? I don’t have much reasoning other than I’m pretty sure he bites

Adam: none, because it’s not happening!

Kojiro Sasaki: Uhh, 7?? grandpa doesn’t need to break a hip today

Jack The Ripper: I think 7 again? It just makes sense to me

Raiden Tamemoon: 3 for confidence, praying he doesn’t crush me

Buddha: pass, sorry

Qin Shi Huang: 2 for confidence, yeah

Nikola Tesla: 1 for confidence HE IS SO FINE OH MY LO

Leonidas: 3 for confidence because oh my lord, WHAT A MAN

Soji Okita: pass

Michel Nostradamus: blackout. deadass I need to be fully blackout for a CHANCE

Sakata Kintoki: pass, again

Simo Häyhä: probably not gonna hookup, but I’ll give him a little kiss on the cheek!

Gods

Thor: I THINK 7…NOT GONNA LIE IM A LITTLE INTIMIDATED..

Zeus: PASS. NOT HAPPENING N

Poseidon: probably 7, I feel like he’d insult me the whole time for taking so much shots but iTS FINEEE

Heracles: 2, for confidence. he’s like a teddy bear I think

Shiva: UHH…7, yeah 7 seems good

Hajun: pass.

Hades: 3 for confidence, thank you and we move on

Beelzebub: I love him, but probably 9 or close to blackout I’m gonna be fully honest

Apollo: 2 for confidence, why is everyone in this round so fine

Loki: PASS.

Hermes: I think 4?? yeah 4 seems good

Ares: pass, sorry bestie

Adamas: pass

Odin: IMMEDIATE PASS THIS GREASY MOTHERF

Aphrodite: 2 for confidence

Valkyries

Randgriz: I think 2 is good personally, no reason other than I’m shy

Reginleif: pass

Hrist: SOBER. FULLY SOBER OH MY LORD

Thrud: 1 for confidence! I like when tall women…

Göndul: 1 for confidence, again. can we kiss now

Geirölul: …fully sober or 1 for confidence, because oh my GOD WHAT A WOMAN PLEASE I AM ON MY KN- *coughs* sorry the demons won uh

Brunhilde: 3 for confidence

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Why did I do this instead of actually writing? I don’t know

Anyways Geirölul supremacy—

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palesublimeduck · 7 months

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How I yearn for cheesy RoR spin offs 😭

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ecoamerica · 2 months

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bones4thecats · 7 months

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Hello, may I humbly request for relationship hcs for Brunhilde? Nothing in specific besides maybe some headcanons about her sisters teasing (meeting) with her S/O?

A/N: You may indeed request this! Honestly, it was a lot of fun writing this after my break, @wachisis! Enjoy~~

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💙 This Valkyrie sister was never expected to get into a relationship

💙 She loves your hugs

💙 She may not show it that well or much, but she does love feeling your arms wrap around her when you're both alone

💙 Not a big fan of PDA, she sees it as unnecessary, what's the point in showing off your love when you both know you care for each other?

💙 Brunhilde also has an obsession with being around you 24/7, especially during Ragnarok

💙 She knows you can handle yourself, but going against a god is something that not just anyone can do alone

💙 Your amazing girlfriend can, and will, threaten anyone who tries harming you, or touching you, or, just in general be creepy

💙 That's why Zeus now strays away from you

💙 Protective.

💙 Brunhilde does not like anyone trying to harm you or touch you without your consent

💙 So when Zeus, the all-mighty god of perverseness, tried to touch you, she nearly snapped his arm in half

💙 Hermes saw, and Hermes spread the word everywhere

💙 When Brunhilde's sisters met you, they were all so unique, it was scary.

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Hrist

💜 When this sister first met you, she was quite indifferent

💜 Brunhilde looked away for a few minutes and you saw Hrist's personality switch, she glared at you and said these exact words;

" You hurt my sister. I'll fucking kill you. "

💜 But after a while, she grew to accept you, occasionally teasing you on your relationship

Thrud

💗 She thought you were scared of her at first, but because of Brunhilde telling you stories on her, Thrud's appearance didn't make you faulter

💗 Thrud does enjoy being around you, after all, nobody's with a Valkyrie for nothing

Randgriz

❤️‍🩹 Randgriz is very loyal to her sister, Brunhilde, so while she may not have seen it at first, she understood and respected her sister's choice in S/Os

❤️‍🩹 When she grew accustomed to you, she had a bunch of things to teach you about her sisters and role as a Valkyrie

❤️‍🩹 You're her favorite S/O-in-law

Geirölul

❤️‍🔥 This sister was very observant of you, and at first, she didn't trust you in the slightest

❤️‍🔥 But when she, slowly, grew attached to you, she teased you and Brunhilde to oblivion

Reginleif

📚 She wasn't fond nor did she hate you

📚 It took a while, but when she got to know you and your relationship with her oldest sister better, Reginleif did show slight amounts of care for you bring with her sister

Göndul

💛 She was one of the only sisters to actually great you, and mean the greeting, with gentleness

💛 Göndul accepted you quickly and loved to show you some of her theories on why Brunhilde chose you, effectively making you both flustered, you more than Brunhilde

Alvtir

😸 She never expected you to handle her abrasive nature

😸 But when Alvtir saw how calm you were with anger, because of her sister's outbursts

😸 LOVES teasing you both whenever she can

Hlökk

😾 Hlökk did not like you at first, believing you'd be just as 'bossy' as her oldest sister

😾 When she saw how you gifted her stuffed animals to add in her room and helped her with her hair, she grew onto you, and you grew onto her

😾 She loves to tease you guys while you do her hair, feeling you freeze makes her laugh

Göll

💞 Göll knew you before the rest of the girls, so she was the closest with you

💞 She feared you at first, but she did grow close to you fairly quickly

💞 Whenever she cries or starts panicking, you hold her so that your girlfriend doesn't blow a blood vessel

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thvnderdraws · 1 month

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have this low effort doodle

#my art #snv #ror #record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #raiden tameemon #thrud #theyre my fav couple #love these two #btw i know thrud is way bigger than raiden #i only realized when i was done that i made her too small 😭#sorry </3

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nicasdreamer · 10 months

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Record Of Ragnarok Barbie meme: Round 5 + Shiva’s wives

Ok here’s part 5!! Thank you all so much for putting up with my cringe so far 💕

#record of ragnarok #ror shiva #ror raiden #ror thrud #ror parvati #ror durga #ror kali #square up raiden I’m taking your valkyrie #I love shiva’s wives #shuumatsu no valkyrie #barbie meme

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justamegafan · 1 year

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Record of Ragnarok Meme #2

Me and Thrud

Anyone who dares makes this beautiful maiden cry deserves to suffer a million painful deaths… Which is quite frankly too minor of a punishment

#Record of Ragnarok Meme #RoR Thrud #RoR Me #I will fist fight Zeus in the Walmart parking lot to prove my point #I’ll also slap some bitches around #Thrud is a true Maiden #I’m a Thrud Simp

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misstimeladye · 1 year

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look at this christmas art, i would kill for it.

#shuumatsu no valkyrie #snv #record of ragnarok #ror #raiden snv #raiden ror #raiden tameemon #thrud thorsdottir

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luxthestrange · 11 months

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RoR Incorrect quotes#165 Big Tall wife

Raiden & Y/n: We enjoy our tall wife✨

Thrud*Talking to her sisters*

Raiden & Y/n*Both of you go to her and demand "Uppies" hugging her in the process of lifting you both easily in her strong arms*WE ENJOY OUR VERY BIG WIFE!!!~*Both kissing each of her cheeks*SO MUCH✨✨!!!~

Raiden & Y/n*Both patting and caressing her hair as Thrud's face burst pink from the affection and kisses you give her*We love our big tall wife guys, We don't know what to tell you-

Que bendicion...es thrud

#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #record of ragnarok x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #ror #snv #ror raiden x reader #snv raiden x reader #ror thrud x reader #snv thrud x reader #ror fluff #snv fluff #ror incorrect quotes #snv incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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atreyushortcake · 1 day

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Other Einherjar offsprings besides Enyu(sorry, I only have two for now, but theres more coming soon)

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deathmetalunicorn1 · 27 days

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Adam and even with a gaint shy daughter.

Like she's very curves well endowed and gorgeous...but she's very shy anxious and suffers from self image issues.

Maybe she'll meet a friend?

-You were a little hesitant, coming to a party with Adam and Eve, who were encouraging you to be a bit more social, even just a bit.

-It was hard for you, as you were so much larger than most others your size, except for Raiden and Thrud, who were good friends of yours.

-You were a stunning beauty, with curves in all the right places, but due to you being so much taller, you always had self esteem issues, as you felt like everyone was always staring at you due to your size.

-That’s why you rarely went out because you hated being stared at.

-Eve and Adam were understanding, but they also knew it was bad for you to constantly keep yourself cooped up inside, which is why they were encouraging you to come to this party with them, as it was just a party where the fighters of Ragnarok were all meeting to eat and have fun with loved ones.

-You always smiled when Adam and Eve would call you their daughter, as you were their adopted daughter, but they never made you feel like the freak you felt like you were, and they swore to you that you would be safe at the party.

-Once there, Thrud came over, greeting you warmly as you looked down, a bit shy now, as several sets of eyes went to you, many were curious about you, wanting to know who you were, as you were absolutely stunning!

-You kept to yourself during the party, enjoying the food and talking to a few people that you knew, but when Hercules approached you, he could tell you were a little nervous.

-However, he was so sweet to you! He was so respectful, minding your personal space, and asked you about the food you were eating, just making small talk.

-He wasn’t looking at you like you were a freak, probably because he was so tall as well, but you did appreciate it as you slowly relaxed, talking to him about the different desserts.

-Adam couldn’t help but smile over at the two of you, seeing you and Hercules talking quietly together, glad that you managed to make a new friend and were more comfortable now.

-You could do it, with their love and support. He knew you could do it. You were his daughter after all.

#record of ragnarok #ror x reader #ror heracles #ror adam #ror eve #ror thrud #ror raiden

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micah-drew · 5 months

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