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superbellsubways · 7 months
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important question
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starzwithapen · 4 months
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I'm hickory . And I'm dickory . Tbe dock brothers
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malikselfindulgence · 6 months
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Kiri and Mina hear Rose literally screaming insults so loud at his phone that they get ready to beat someone the fuck up . Phone call ends and Rose is huffing and puffing and clenching xeir fists and they ask her what's wrong what happened where do they live we just want to talk . Rose shows them the watch-history log of his and Shinso's shared acc and Mina and Kiri blink comically. Turns out Shinso watched 2 whole episodes of a show they always watch together despite SWEARING on his life he'd wait for her to finish class . Kiri is trying very hard to be sympathetic and Mina's giggling unabashedly
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npdlangley · 5 months
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lalalalallalala
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glitchedsoftware · 11 months
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AHEM
I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment, and I don’t expect to be forgiven, I'm simply here to apologize
So what i came across after watching that pastra bendy stream was obviously unplanned, and the reactions you saw were raw, they were unfiltered.
I didnt know how to react, or how to feel
I should have never reblogged bendy and the ink machine fanart
I should have put my phone down and stopped blogging what i was going through
There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn’t, and for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry
I want to apologize to the Internet
I want to apologize to anyone who's seen my reblogs
I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by autism or adhd, but most importantly, I want to apologize to the people who follow me who dont give a shit about bendy
For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't
They do not deserve to be defended
The goal with my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive in the world I live in
I share almost everything I do
The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious
Like I said, I've made a huge mistake
I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to apologize
I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself and I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.
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pepprs · 1 year
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tfw im taking a day off of work today (my first day off since december 😍😍😍😍) and got absolutely shit sleep w fucked up dreams i kept waking up from and just woke up to a text about the stupid fucking book chapter asking me to do one more read through of it as if i haven’t done like 5 in theladt 3 days (and by all appearances been the ONLY one doing so lol)
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hanarchy · 2 years
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online is very very very bad tonight. i’m gonna log off, i can’t be here
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caruliaa · 2 years
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okay okay omg. its not rlly that late yet but also i was ready to go to bed way earlier and wldve gotten more sleep which wld have been good when i randomly decided to re-learn the french alphabet song??? when i havent taken french in years??, and a few mins ago i was suddenly like. wait. why am i doing this and stopped JJDJSKS it was like a spirit suddenly possessed me i dont know…. anywayy the point is im gonna sleep now but i just thought that was a fun story i wanted to share LMAOOO but yeah omggg i want to say that ahhhhgghghhh i love messaging you and sending u asks and answering and reading ur asks and talking in general and being ur friend in general and j knowing you like!!!! its a true happiness and joy in my life and my world and its sososoooo lovely to know you mushroom and ur sososooo considerate and thiughtful of a friend always and i sm hope to be the same and!!! you yourself aresooo amazinggggg and i jsut rlly think u r so good and want u to know i care sm abt yiu and am here for you and!!!! i love youuuu!! i hope not having school tmrw is good and! yeah i love u i love u💕💕💕🫶🏻🫶🏻!! (hugs u tight if u wanna!!💕💕💕🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻💕💕💕💕🫶🏻🫶🏻💕💕)
NONO YEAI GET THAT SO MUCH LIKE i have done tht sm like thinking oh its time to go to bed then remebering smth random and getting distracted by it b4 realising tht wait what am i doing DBFNFJFJ so ya i get that sm bc i also do that all the time 😭😭 but i hope u did get some good sleep my love and omgomg ;; youre so so sweet and kind my dearest i hope you know that i rly love messaging with you too and sending u asks and like talking with you and just knowing u my dearest it always bring me so so much joy and happiness and light and makes my world and life sm better and i really am so glad that it can be the same for you and that i can be good friend you to and be thoughtful and considerate of you my love becuase i really really do just want to soso much like !! you really are the most amazing wonderful person my dearest and just mean so so much to me nd deserve sm so i really do just want to make your life sm better and happier and be here for you in every way that i can so im so so glad that i am and i hope you know that youre absoloutly the same to me and make me feel soso loved and cared for abd just rly mean soso much to me, i love you so much my beloced i lry do :’> !!! *hugs u back so close if you wish my dearest !!* 💞💞💞💞💞💕💕💕🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽💞💞💞💕💕💕🫶🏽🫶🏽❣️❣️❣️❣️
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puppygrldrool2 · 6 months
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You’re just so fucking pretty and breedable that I think about you constantly. The way you act so innocent and sweet but post the most disgusting things you want done to you makes me crave you even more. I can’t lie and say I haven’t imagined your fucked out face when my cock is abusing your cunt or the pathetic little noises coming from your mouth when you’re too overstimulated and braindead from cumming so much. Ha.. it’s like you’re begging for me to take you off the street and mold you into the perfect cocksleeve you always beg to be on here.
Nnbhhgghtgtg,, plsss im already grinding against my hand.... 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 hhhggghhh plsplspls m just a dumb little doggy with a slutty little mind... puppy has so so many dirty thoughts throughout the day she can't help but sneak away to the bathroom to share them, all while her puppycunt is aching 4 someone like you to come along n use her >_< godddgggfgg thisis just so. Hhhhggfdddf pleaseee i wanna be good ): want you to fuck me until im unable to speak n all i can do is drool and make little noises as i claw at the sheets,, ill be such a good fucktoy for you i promise !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&;$;$;hhhfb;bb wuffwuffffff whining,,, wagging my tail and whimpering rn,,,, m humping my pillow now even though I have to go to work soon,,, all m gonna be able to think abt is gettin used,,
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chiangyorange · 1 year
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Soda stabby <3
THE WRETCHED SODA.
(v excerpts taken from chapter 6 v)
sherlockcorn: explody sody Bootyyyshaker9000: … Bootyyyshaker9000: I hate how compelling that argument is. sherlockcorn: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sherlockcorn: its finally time for that nasty cough syrup elixir to perish
first of all; they are teens, theyre gonna do stupid meaningless shit sometimes and it means SO much to me. ALSO!! presenting this implies that this isnt the first time they exploded sodas!
sherlockcorn: then i saw a pack of 12 mini bottles with a cute little cherries on them and i had to try them cause u know chchchchchcherry bomb i had to
april is gay cherry bomb is my reference to show that she is gay. thats it thats all i have to say on this.
sherlockcorn: they were cheap for a reason ig and now ive just been waiting for an excuse to get rid of them sherlockcorn: they haunt my dorm sherlockcorn: so now they DIE
april had been HAUNTED by these sodas and ofc, like any friend group, when you discover the most heinous shit ever, you make it everyone else's problem too to share the burden of knowledge.
then the actual sodie splosions
NeonLeon: [video description: Mikey is seen standing away from the camera in a darkly lit parking lot at night. He is holding his arms up and behind him with a bottle of soda in his hands. Leo’s voice is heard, “Okay go!” Mikey throws the soda down hard on the concrete. It bounces two times before the neck of the bottle breaks and soda burst out of it, making the bottle spin more times. Surprised shouts are heard when the bottle spins towards the camera. /end video description]
leo has always been mikey's hypeman and its SO endearing to me. THATS HIS LITTLE BROTHER!!!!! HE CARES ABT HIM SO MUCH!!!!! and gah. GAH. when the older sibling lets you do something cool instead of them that literally means the fucking world are you kidding me?
esp with how much mikey looks up to leo, this moment is saying "i am good enough to do this dumb stupid shit because if i do thisi dumb stupid shit im more like my brother and i love my brother"
ILL CRYYYYYYYY
green2: A story in 3 pics green2: [image id: A picture of the same dark parking lot from the previous video. In the dark, two eyes are seen reflected from the distance. /end id] green2: [image id: An open soda bottle is thrown at the eyes, the liquid visibly spilling out of the neck. The picture is blurry with motion. /end id] green2: [image id: Leonardo is standing in the view of the camera with eyes closed. There is soda splashed on his face, neck, and shoulders. /end id] 
fleo unintentionally scaring the kids and being immediately punished by having soda thrown on him is fucking hilarious to me but other than that, he was checking up on them!
its late at night and while splinter is used to the late night teenage shenanigans, fleo ISNT. casey jr is a good boy and i dont rlly personally imagine him as being the type to go out alone and fuck around during the apocalypse, and its a habit the present teens are trying to slowly break out of him.
so obviously, fleo would kiiiiinda get worried about where the teens were so late at night and went out to check on them after asking splints and checking on casey sleeping in the lair
Bootyyyshaker9000: [video description: Leonardo is sitting down with April standing in front of him opening a 16 ounce soda bottle. April says, “Smell first.” and offers the bottle to Leonardo. He takes the bottle in hand and sniffs, immediately backing away with a scrunched face.  “That is not soda, this is a chemical.” he replies. April faces the camera and looks off screen with a pointed look while Leonardo pauses and takes a tentative sip while she is turned away. Leonardo sputters and coughs, doubling over himself. The bottle crushes in his hands and the soda spills all over the concrete. April backs away quickly with a yelp. /end video description]
fleo is still a leo and hes not immune to getting stupid ideas.
sherlockcorn: [image id: a pocket knife is stabbed through a soda bottle right through the middle. The soda inside is leaking out. Donnie is seen in the background looking at something off camera with a soda in hand. /end id] sherlockcorn: nasty soda die <3
sometimes people dont write april unhinged enough and im personally fixing that /lh
no but fr this is a girl who canonically has a canoe and hazmat suit ON HAND. IN NEW YORK.
queen shit
i love her so much she means the world to me. blunt weapon wielders hold a special place in my heart and they just hit different. LITERALLY!!!!!
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monkiebois · 1 year
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It's 6 am and I had a small idea for you. Baby MK would def follow the monkie see monkie do rule, mean most small children like to mimic the adults around them.
But like I'm thinking about times when Mac or nezha are clearly annoyed or miffed with someone and MK mimics their facial expressions to be mad with them
Example nezha having a light argument about something with Mac probably scolding or lecturing him. And there's a point where he gives Mac one of his signature dead pan/sarcastic expressions. And MK who's all smiles at first looks up at him registers the look and instantly looks back at Mac with the same face arms crossed (cus he's seen his bro do that all the time) like he's also lecturing him with nezha now.
Cause I'm sure he's seen nezha make that face enough times to register that it means the recipient of said look is in trouble or being dumb and he wants to tisk tisk them along side his big bro. Even if the person is papa
ya'll are fueling all the oneshots that are gonna be inbetween the major parts of the story cause this is
*chefs kiss* mwah
im not just gonna make this a oneshot this i too cute thisis gonna be all throughout mk's childhood, monkey see monkey do. he's already kinda done it in chapter 2
“I had my suspicions at first, about you adopting the child. For a moment I thought about handing them over to Wukong” Nezha explained only to earn a weird stare from Macaque.
“But now I see you’ll do just fine” Nezha finished raising his hands in surrender.
Suddenly the cub on Macaque’s chest sat up and did the same, raising her hands trying to imitate Nezha. Nezha approached the little one with a smile and got on his knees so they could reach him better. 
adorable little cub. the cutest ever.
Nezha is big bro. of course Xioahua's gonna wanna mimic them. bonus points if Mk grows up to have the exact same look. when he's grown its no longer mimicking Mk developed the same look because he saw nezha do it so often when he was a baby and now when you stand the two next to each other they look almost the same body language-wise.
snatching this so fast honey this is adorable and i love it!!!!
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turkeyjournal · 6 months
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Book review: Killers of a certain age by Deanna Raybourn
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Just want to preface there WILL be spoilers so, dont read if you dont want spoilers.
OVERALL RATING: 7.8/10
Brief Descripition: 4 old ladies: Billie, Mary Alice, Helen and Natalie have worked for a secret assasination organzation called 'The museum' and forty years have been assasians. When they each are at the time of their life where they are retiring and decide to go on a cruise ship when all of a sudden the get attacked by The museum...
My Personal Thoughts: To be completly honest, i really enjoyed this book. I had alot of fun reading it and it was super fun. I wondered how they could write an action kind of novel in a book. Like how do you even write action scenes but Raybourn proved me wrong. This book is more a thriller/mystery/action type o book and i seriously suggest people read it. I was gonna give it a 8 but everytime they would mention art and descriptions of the art in the book, especially when at the end when they killed the baroness and at the end when they were trying to kill Vance i just got so bored and confused so it kind of ruined the vibe.
I actually thought i found a spelling error but then i found out that the word 'diffident' is a real word. I thought she was saying different but nevermind she wasnt. So there was no spelling errors which is great. I hate when a book has spelling errors it just looks dumb.
The start of the book, so like the first 50 pages were so bored. I think it had a good plot but i was reading it and just felt bored. But ater the first 50 pages, it was like i was stuck. The story was so intresting and thrilling, i loved how the book described every move. Sometimes the fight scenes in this made no sense, like at the end or example. When Billie was fighting Vance, half way i thought "what the hell is going on" and like "how is that move even humanely possible."
Billie was my favorite charcter. She had this kind of cool macho Sylvester Stallone in tusla king feel. It was cool to see a badass and older women who isnt some weird quiet "ive seen so many things and im so dainty and delicate and misunderstood" type of main charcter. Even her realtionship with Tarverner wasnt all angry and stupid, it was really mature and lovely.
During the time when they had killed Sweeney and Helen paused when shooting i thought that maybe Helen had something she was hiding and couldve done some whole betrayel act and played more into that because alot of back stabbing was happening throughout the story, but thats just my opinons honestly.
Overall, would i read it again? Maybe i could. When i rate things 7-8 usually means i really liked the book but it couldve been better and i MIGHT re read it but not 100% likely to. I think the size of the story was really good and i enjoyed it alot and it wasnt a hard read. It did however take me 2 weeks to actually start reading the book but that was only because i had alot to do with school and midterms. But now that i finally got to read it i thourghouly enjoyed it and i will be suggesting people to read this book aswell. I added an actualy picture of the book because last review looked a little dull so i put thisi to make it look prettier.
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rosyronkey · 1 year
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15 19 25 + any YOU wanna answer!!!
HI HI HI ITS LITERALLY NOAH
15: Favorite movie? THISIS HARD U HATE ME TONS uh pacific rim is up there, dont look up changed me as a person, i like the martian book more but the movie is good too and itsvspace <3 and uh xmen first class and and!!! idk i love movies
19: A fact about your personality? annoying loud im an extrovert
25 already answered its gerar <3
22: What I want to be when I get older? astronaut... like i can talk your ear off about space and redshift and blueshift and like dumb shit but you need to have like 80 hours of experimental test flight? at least that was the requirements for the mercury flight crew so idk :( i dont wanna join the military
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jjjjabberwocky · 11 months
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Thisis so dumb. Tail index
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14, 18, 19:)
14. do i ever mark/dog ear books? hmm i normally dont. i dont really think about it too much oh well i guess i sometimes stick a note in to mark passages that stick with me or i dontwant to forget or whatever..mostly with poetry i guess cause i tend to read it over amd over and think a lot about it.. 18. do i like historical books? im not sure if thisis referring to books written a long time ago or just ones that take place in a certain period but either way my answer is basically the same i love anything 60s/70s and also stuff from the 1910s. 19. most disliked popular books ... okay i will be honest i have not read very many popular books and especially not new stuff but um.... oh i did read my year of rest and relaxation and i liked it up until that dumb ass epilogue. ruined that shit for me for sure and also you know what that book was so pretentious also in a way that couldve been interesting if it wasnt so dumb and lame >:| okay yeah i guess i didnt like it that much. also like. frankenstein i guess..i did not like that book i have beef with that book it was shit
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ermmerm what is it when. two people just cant seem to take their eyes off eachother
...a staring contest :3
thisis dumb but im tired andsock
HSDJSHF- i thought you were asking a genuine question and i got so confused hdfjs-
rest, my man-the good stuff
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