#this isn’t happening

[calcitebunny]

Whaaaaat… no. no. Not happening.

No thoughts, just the suffering.

#talentless nana fanart #talentless nana #nanao #nakajima nanao #nanao nakajima #talentless nana ch.92 #chapter 92 #this isn’t happening #illustration

[lowgothree]

im so sick

#this isn’t happening #running my mouth exponentially

[ohtobeleah]

31 days out from our wedding and Bailey just “yeah mate” ed me.

#I can’t breathe #this isn’t happening

[theywhowriteandknowthings]

My dad has a mutual friend with Pedro. My dad sent him a Facebook friend request 😭😭😂😂

Omg this is too much, I just scrolled through his personal Facebook profile and I’m just dead. 💀

#Pedro pascal #papi pascal #papi pedro #papi pedrito #this isn’t happening #what the hell??? #how is my dad cooler than me? #this is wild

[demigirl-demigod]

Liam going over and hugging Travis I can’t deal with any of this

#this isn’t happening #critical role #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers #cr liveblogging

[lightoftagetes]

i start school next week…. Oh I’m gonna be sick

#help #no no no #this isn’t happening

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to. #also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

[thestuffedalligator]

So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).

And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.

And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.

#imaginary friends #calvin and hobbes #hobbes lives in some kind of level of existence calvin isn’t aware of #but fundamentally calvin doesn’t seem to care #to calvin hobbes is a particularly well spoken and occasionally insufferable friend who happens to be shaped like a tiger #and who he loves to the very bottom of his soul #all of which is true and so hobbes isn’t in a rush to correct him #10k #20k

[rachelfc-art]

By Your Side

#botw #botw fanart #breath of the wild #breath of the wild fanart #post botw #botw fan comic #totk #totk fanart #this happens between botw and totk #I was thinking about how link is still zelda’s knight in totk #even though after botw there isn’t any obligation for link to stay #so this is like #missing scene #headcanon #yea #the legend of zelda #zelda #zelda fanart #loz #long post

[ryuuna]

can persephone please catch a break cuz that’s twice now she hasn’t been able to raise her kids due to divine fuckery 🫠

#hades game #ryuunart #zagreus #melinoe #persephone #hades 2 #if she had an obol for every time her kids were raised by a hot tall goth woman she’d have two obols #which isn’t a lot but weird that it’s happened twice

[ato-dato]

Aziraphale please! He’s been through enough!!!

#this took AGES #but I really like it I think #anyway #can you tell how intense my hyperfixation has gotten?? #really intense #I rarely think of something that isn’t these two idiots #anywayyy #have a nice 5 days till season 2 #good omens 2 #good omens #good omens season two #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffible husbands #crowley #anthony crowley #I Hope this happens on s2 #art #artwork #my art #fanart #digital art #drawing #comic #fan comic

[blorbodiaz]

NOT MATTHEW PERRY. Y’ALL ARE LYING PLS 😭

#this isn’t happening

[piracyandpumpturns]

she’s really cute & i’m mad about it

#this isn’t happening #ignore this post #gay kid posting gay shit

[elliesgaymachete]

All the articles talking about how the marvels had the lowest box office opening of any marvel movie conveniently forget to mention that it’s the ONLY marvel movie to come out in the midst of an actors strike and didn’t get any of the press that all the other movies would have gotten 🙃

#before anyone yells at me i know the strike ended like the day it came out but press typically happens in the weeks BEFORE the release #anyway #sometimes i care about marvel when they make stuff that isn’t just about white dudes #kamala may honestly be my favorite mcu character #bc mcu ruined america chavez 😔 #the marvels

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…” 

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…” 

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-” 

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Alfred is Clockwork #AndCW having adopted Danny means Danny gets to meet his new big brother from another timeline #Bruce (Once Alfred confirms) is absolutely attached within moments #Autistic bois unite & talk for hours about hyperfixations #Clark has had time to make an entire homemade pie at this point #No Danny isn’t ghost king nor is Clockwork Cronus #Bruce: I have only had a baby brother for 5 hours but if anything happens to him I will let my kids break all the rules & kill everyone her #Signal: Yeah definitely Alfred’s he glows like him and everything #The rest of the bats: Alfred does what now- #Danny with dozens of big star eyes to Bruce: How would you feel about sisters #Bruce holding 3 children & 1 young adult: I am big brother now #Alfred scathingly says that Someone in the family *cough Jazz cough* will at least finish college & get their degree #Sometimes CW enjoys turning off his future-vision and vibing as a mostly-mortal #And Gotham is an old war buddy of his (Yes Gotham is the city equivalent of an Ancient) from the [Redacted] era of the Realms #And xer son & daughter are adorable- Bludhaven & Arkham love the vigilantes lots

[aye-of-newt]

eventually some poor whickber street shopkeeper is going to draw the short straw and be sent over to the dirty donkey to ply info from the drunk and clearly devastated crowley while his defenses are down and they’ll be utterly shocked and horrified when crowley slurs out the explanation that aziraphale has “gone to heaven”

#can you imagine? #oh crowley what happened to your mr fell? #gone. gone away. off with the other angels. bastards. my angel gone to heaven. #WHAT!?!?!!?!!?!?! oh my god what happened?!!???!!?? #whickber street shopkeepers all think aziraphale the previously assumed to be immortal fucking died #this isn’t a divorce crowleys been widowed #a miscommunication trope that I wouldn’t hate #they’d hold like a fucking vigil and aziraphale would somehow turn up during it #good omens