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Part two!
TW: attempted suicide, suicide
When Hiu Yan closed her eyes to sleep on a warm summer evening, she knew this would be the last time that she was alive. She had tried to live out the rest of her life like Fai would’ve wanted her too, but she was just too tired to carry on. And she didn’t mind it. Cheng Hei was still working in America, and he had met a nice young lady there. He was happy, and she was happy for him. But there was nothing left for her, and so she breathed her last.
She found herself in a small room. Although it was quite cramped and a little chilly, this was too comfortable to be the afterlife. She looked around. Whoever the owner was, they weren’t quite fond of tidying. But everything else was mostly clean, from the bed sheets to the hanging clothes and the books on the desk.
She walked closer to the desk. The owner had been writing a letter, or had been trying to, judging by the amount of crumpled up paper balls around. It was rude, but she couldn’t help but peek at it.
“... I’m so sorry. I wish I could do more for you. I should’ve never left. I’m sorry. I love you I love you I love you-”
The door opened, and she tried to hide. A middle aged Chinese man walked inside and collapsed on the bed, sobbing.
“Sir?” she said. “Are you alright?”
The man didn’t hear her. She tried to touch him, but her hand passed right through him. She gasped. So she was dead after all. Was she a ghost or a spirit? But why was she with this man?
It took a while for the man to stop crying. He sat up and dried his eyes.
“Fai?” He was hardly twenty-one, but she knew it had to be him. There were wrinkles and bags under his red rimmed eyes, and his hair had streaks of grey. He stumbled over to a chair at the desk, and she noticed that his back was slightly bent. What had they done to you?
He grabbed a pen and began to write, but before she could see he’d already broken down again. She glanced around frantically before her eyes picked up on a newspaper on a bedside table. From her limited knowledge of English, she read that the date was September Twenty-third, 1882. This was six months after the Act had passed. He must have been trying to write that letter to her.
“Please don’t cry…” she mumbled even as tears started rolling down her face. As her vision blurred, the room faded, and the next thing she knew, it was night and all was silent save for the choppy waves crashing onto the shore.
While she was staring at the dark murky waters in amazement, a man climbed over the railing next to her. She stared at the haggard face of her husband in shock. It was clearly sometime later, as he had cut off his queue and was looking even more depressed than before. He closed his eyes and breathed heavily.
“No, no, no! Don’t do it! We’ll find a way out of this! Don’t- I- I love you!”
He opened his eyes and gasped. Hopping back onto flat ground, he crouched down and screamed. “I… I can’t do it… Goddammit…” he sobbed.
He spotted something a few feet away from him. A discarded newspaper, with an ol important-looking man’s face on it. “He did it…” Fai muttered. “He signed that piece of paper… he could’ve stopped it… he could’ve made life better for all of us. Instead…”
He tore the paper to sheds and threw them into the ocean. He stood up, his eyes filled with a rage and desperation she had never seen before. “It’s his fault…”
The scene faded to black. They were back in the tiny room. Fai checked his gun and pocketed it. Then he took out the photo of them, the one they took weeks before he left, the only one with the whole family together and gazed at it.
“Please don’t do it. It’s not the right way. It won’t change anything.” she begged, even though she knew he couldn’t hear her.
“Yan?” Fai said.
“Can you hear me?”
“No… must’ve been the voices again. This is for you, my love.” He kissed the picture and placed it in the drawer. Then he put on his hat and left.
She followed him to a grand building where a crowd was gathering, even though a light rain was beginning to fall. Her heart was pounding as she dreaded the upcoming events. She passed through the people as Fai slowly made his way to the stage.
Someone made an announcement, then everyone was clapping as the man in the photo walked to the podium. That must be the President. Fai glared at him as he continued to move forward, his right hand curled around the barrel of the gun.
“Hey, watch where you’re going-” another man said as Fai bumped into him. The man looked at Fai, then the shiny bit of metal in his hand. “He’s got a gun!”
In shock, Fai raised his arm and fired, missing the President completely. He pushed his way out and ran. The crowd erupted into chaos. Some people- police officers and civilians were running after him.
Fai reaches a dead end. He spots an open door and bolts in. He sprints up the stairs to the roof. A mob has gathered around the building and the police are breaking down the door.
“Oh no…” He glances around. There is no escape. His gaze turns towards his gun.
“Fai… please…” she tries to reach him. Her hand pulls at the coarse fabric of his coat.
“Yan?” He chokes up.
“I’m here… please stop…”
“No… they’ll kill me anyways… I thought… I really thought…”
“Open up!”
“Yan… Cheng Hei… I’m sorry…”
Bang. She covered her eyes and shrieked, but she could feel his blood on her face, hear the shouting of the people behind them-
Everything was white when she opened her eyes. Except Fai, who was looking around.
She shouted his name and ran towards him. His eyes lit up and he too started running, but when their fingers could just barely touch, the ground under them split up. She fell down as the earth on her side shifted backwards and away. Everything besides the ground turned dark.
The last thing she remembered was Fai reaching towards her, screaming her name…
To be continued
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eroslove88 · 4 months
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Candy Gram
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Warning: Yandere themes, kidnapping, coercion, gaslighting, and noncon (technically)
Pairing: Yan. Dazai x Semi-Yan. Reader
Note: In honor of Valentine's Day AND that I left an anonymous candy gift for my crush in our Chinese class (I think he like it but he thought that a guy sent it because of the note... my handwriting was bad and I was awkward) It's kind of bad, but I haven't written in a while.
It was strange you always thought, if they had the masterlist for every kid's schedule why did you have to find their 2nd period? None the less here you were, walking your friend to her 4th so you can follow him to his 2nd. It wasn't that hard honestly, the halls were crowded and he didn't see you- not like he even knew who you were, but you swore he was staring at you while talking to his friend. Caused to pretend to pick something off the floor, but anyways with 3 minutes left to spare before class started, Dazai entered his 2nd, "Personal Finance" you mumbled retreating to your stats class.
The whole day you were filled with this feeling of happiness- but also impending doom. It could all go wrong! You might write something creepy- OR AWKWARD. During your free period you marched to the booth and bought him chocolates, and you wrote something... awkward... "To Dazai- I've seen you around and I think you have really nice hair, and I apologize if this sounds creepy! Happy Valentine's Day!"
The last you expected was for him to come into your final class of the day to talk to his friends about the gram, "Shit..." you mumbled hearing his curious voice, "Possibly a guy" he guessed moving to the side to let you pass by him, but his eyes never left you, and you felt that. Neither him not his friends were in this class, what was he doing here? You leaned forward to talk to your friend as you heard their conversation, "Don't be an idiot." Chuuya responds snatching the paper, "The handwriting, it's bad, but unless the guy"bends that way" no dude would write you a compliment." The earth could have swallowed you whole in that moment.
On your way out of school your friend had called you, but your phone had died due to your charger being broken. You tried rushing out of campus, but you were in such a rush you ran into someone, "I'm so sorry!" you practically shouted as the lean man you just ran into dropped his container of cookies, "There's no need to worry about it hun, I know you didn't mean in." A blush sneaks onto your face as you make eye contact with him, "Uh, yeah, I'm sorry" you whisper bending down quickly to help pick up the cookies. "Such a kind lady" he says with a chuckle before grabbing your chin with his free hand, "Tell me," he leans in, "Do you think my hair looks nicer up close, or from afar, like what you're used to?" he whispers. You practically want to gulp before calming your nerves, "So... You-"
"Know? Yeah, like I wasn't going to notice you sneaking around campus just to see me." he tilts his head up before helping you up, "I'm sorry!" you say with panic in your voice, "I'm-I'm not normally like this" you hand him the container with broken cookies. He chuckles shoving it into his bag, "I like this. It makes me feel better about myself" he slowly closes the gap and grabs you by the waist before continuing to walk, and you get the hint and follow suit. "D-Dazai, where are we going?" he doesn't respond.
You regret it now, following him back to your dorm. Your wrist were bound by his neckties to the corners of the bed, he started unbuttoning his shirt, "You're quite lucky" he says staring at your nervous self, "Dazai, I'm having second thoughts-"
"You're lucky I return your feelings," his knees are at both sides of your body as he grips your face to look at his, "I'm going to make you feel so good, and remember you like me so I'm just doing you the favor of skipping that awkward stage." You squirmed a bit, and you bite your lip shaking your head slightly, "I love you but-" his lips quickly latch around yours, his kiss is sloppy; a lot of saliva and it's desperate. He pulls away for air "So, you'll let me do this?" he asks between gasps, his face is soft and almost sad.
"I can't..." you begin to trail off. "But I can." he kisses your cheeks before getting up and begins to unbuckle his belt, and you look away embarrassed. "Don't be scared baby, you can look" and you do, you take a peek; his body is covered in scars, healing bruises, new injuries, and, "wow-..." you say before getting flustered, "I didn't... didn't think it'd be that..." he chuckles, "big?" you nod tears threatening to leave your eyes as he lifts your legs up.
"Dazai! No-wait-" he rolls his eyes, "Don't you love me? Please, for me." Using the slick from your already wet cunt his begins to slowly push in, you don't even get to respond. You gasp at the piercing, but slow feeling of his cock entering your tight hole. Your head is thrown back with a cry, "No-no-no- please please, Osamu-" he groans his hands traveling to your hips for a firmer hold, "Just like that baby, beg" he moans leaving your pussy just to quickly enter again, you yell at the pain. He's practically pounding into you huffing loudly, and your sobbing, there's no pleasure in it. He's trying to reach his own orgasm. He leans forward his thrusts getting shallow as he bites your neck, sucking on it. You're squirming and crying at the feeling of his saliva and his veiny dick, and it's all so overwhelming. "O-Osamu!" you yell, his hard teeth Pierce your skin, his cock twitches and he whines against your skin. He cums in side, you sniffle a bit before he pulls out.
"See," he's breathing shallowly, "That-that wasn't so bad" he removes the condom before getting dressed again. "Osa-" you can't even finish your sentence before you're crying again. "Oh baby~" he coos. His fingers are tracing up your thighs, "Un-unti-" he shushes you, "Not yet..." he begins to kiss your body; starting from thighs, to stomach, clavicle, neck, and face. Dazai doesn't kiss your lips he just stares at your red trembling lips before chuckling and laying on your nude body. You begin to stutter something out until he grabs a random clean pair of his underwear from his drawer beside the bed and shoving it into your mouth, "Don't ruin this, it's much nicer when you're quiet." His hands hug your torso, but his entire body is practically pinning you down with his legs also hooking around your limbs, "Happy Valentine's Day, Hun."
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demiboydemon · 5 months
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Things that I’d love in an ACNH update or a new AC game
Obviously there won’t be any more updates for New Horizons, but I think these would be cool if there were.
- An NPC who makes mini dinosaur figures when you give them fossils. It could be like Flick and CJ where you have to give a certain number of parts of whichever figure you want. Or you could have to give 1 of each part of the dinosaur you want. Or you could give a certain amount of unassessed fossils and get a random figure, kind of like how Katrina sends random items if you cleanse bad luck.
- More holidays! Valentine’s Day, April fools day, groundhogs day, Chinese New Year, Coming of Age Day, Earth day, summer and winter solstices, Diwali, etc. could be a lot of fun!
- More jobs! I miss being able to work for Brewster and make deliveries for Tom Nook. It could also be fun if villagers payed you a few bells to do things for them, like pick all the weeds around their house or build them a garden or customise something of theirs.
- More Pocket Camp furniture! I get that Nintendo makes money off Pocket Camp furniture and not ACNH furniture, but they could release amiibos that unlock them, like the Sanrio amiibos, and you have to buy them to get the furniture. Please, I just want the cat themed stuff 🥲
- Pete! It’d be so much fun to be able to shoot him down like in Wild World.
- All the mini games! Maybe there could be an island like Kapp’n’s old one where you can compete with friends, or something like the arcade in Animal Forest.
- Crystals! You can dig them up like gyroids and fossils, and get them assessed and donate them.
- The ability to make custom design masks, shoes, jumpsuits, and pants.
- Give Reese the ability to customise clothes! That would kill two birds (Anchovy and Blanche, maybe?) with one stone, as it would allow us to customise clothes and give Reese something to do. Obviously Cyrus would swoon when she does, just like she does for him 💕
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sweetkittytitty · 4 months
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Last night I had a dream where something made me feel anxious and scared. Nevertheless, I had nice dreams where I traveled to Great Britain and Russia. I also went to live in a decrepit council estate where all the other residents were really nice, even if they were druggies and junkies. I had plenty of time to do crafts, like a pair of Pennywise- themed burlesque heels. I woke up and got up from the bed, took my morning meds, and had coffee. I brushed my tongue and teeth and then I did the morning skincare routine, and then I applied lotion on my skin. I got dressed. I washed the dishes. Mom came over and brought some raspberry yoghurt chocolate bars. We had a nice talk. After she left, I went to the shopping mall and bought new winter boots from discount. They shall serve me until I buy a new pair of sneakers for spring season. I went to the support group for people who have delusions. It was nice visiting the place again. After the group, I went to the shopping mall to buy a proper tablecloth, paper towels, and paper plates for the Valentine's day party. I took a train to my hometown and went to the convenience store to pick up my package, it was the bath towels I had ordered. Once back home, I took off my leggings, and made some coffee. In the evening, I sorted out the laundry, and put out fresh towels. I took my evening meds. I am so glad that by now, I have finally found proper meds that help me cope with the chemical imbalance in my brain. Tomorrow I will take a shower as the first thing in the morning, and then wash laundry. I will go to the knitting group and then to Kohtaus. On Friday I will purchase a ticket to Kustom Kulture, and buy a pillow and blanket for the sleepover during the weekend. Mirette and I will go to Kung Food Panda, because it will be Chinese New Year. On Saturday, I will do the usual housework, and then Anton will come over. We will go to Kustom Kulture together. On Sunday, I will hold a Valentine's day party at my home.
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ransprang · 2 years
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Hellooo may i request a valentine's day event matchup for Jojos please :)
(i hope i didnt write too much! Ive never done one of these before so i hope im doing it right!)
My Pronouns are usually She/her and im AFAB and consider myself gender fluid.
personality traits.
I enjoy behaving very self assured and dominant. People say i am eccentric and witty with a sharp tongue but when it comes to the people i love i am very nurturing and loyal. I struggle with letting people in but when i do i am very appreciative and receptive.
im a person who still hasnt forgiven herself for her past mistakes and the consequences they caused. but i have the philosophy that one should only ever use their time and energy for things that either improve something or make someone happy and are not useless. Therefore i mostly focus very hard on being productive, whether its in working towards the peaceful and stable life and future i want or helping other people have happiness that i don't have.
Physical traits:
I'm chindian (chinese and indian), pretty darn short and i have quite a number of scars on my skin especially my legs. I have a heart shaped face, tanned skin and dark brown hair but with a dyed fringe similar to Jolyne's except in blue. I have somewhat of an hour glass figure and i most enjoy wearing outfits that are a mix of gothic , cowboy and traditionally chinese. I always make sure i smell good.
Favourite relationship trope:
Friends to lovers is definitely one of them.
Idea date setting:
Im pretty adventurous but i also enjoy the simplest things.
Driving out somewhere nice to have good food and feel the wind and see nice scenery is really fun.
Or staying home and playing video games and watching movies with snacks and cuddles is real nice.
Going shopping or to an aquarium or museum or theme park or hiking etc ... Are all things id love. Id enjoy dressing up with my partner.
Love languages:
Giving: i show love through nurturing acts of service or giving gifts i put a lot of thought into. Physical affection and quality time as well. And the rare but very heartfelt words of affection that i get embarrassed after saying.
Recieving: Physical affection and Words are very appreciated. I adore gifts and acts of service and being admired haha
Valentines Driving Date with Rohan
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- As Valentines day approaches, he begins writing his new valentines day short series for his manga and realises he knows nothing about this day.
- Frustrated he decides he needs to celebrate it, to write about it. His obsession with realism in turn makes him want to experience the day to translate it onto paper.
- "Because we are going out. Get in the car in 20", he replied dismissing your response.
- He drives you both out to a far away cliff where you can see the entirety of the Morioh town.
- Rohan gives you a rose and tells you how gorgeous you look. The wind is blowing which makes your hair fly around wildly. He tucks your hair behind your ear and kisses you.
- He goes back to the car and opens the trunk. Returning with a bag he hands it to you.
- You take out a lovely, soft Gucci scarf. He wraps it around you and whispers "Happy Valentines day"
- He brings you back home and gets to work drawing his new manga <3
your manga,
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all-that-jazz-93 · 3 years
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American Dragon Timeline
I’ve been trying for a while now to figure out the timeline of this show, because it makes no sense in the order that Disney Channel originally aired the episodes. It also makes no sense in the episode list on Jeff Goode’s website, which he claims to be the proper chronology of events.
I had to come up with a few convoluted headcanons to make this work, but I think I’ve finally pieced together a coherent timeline (note that for a lot of the filler episodes, it doesn’t actually matter that much when they take place, I was just trying to stick as close to Jeff Goode’s chronology as possible.)
September 2004
Old School Training
It’s implied in this episode that Jake got his dragon powers very recently. They don’t say how recently, but given how new the whole thing is to him, I’d say it’s probably only been about a week or two.
Here’s where we come up against our first issue with canon. In The Legend of Dragon Tooth, Jake says he got his dragon powers when he turned 13, and in Shapeshifter, he says he’s a Pisces, which means his birthday would be in late February, or March. There’s no way the timeline makes sense if that’s the case, so my headcanon is that Jake is just like…really bad at astrology, and he somehow confused Pisces with another star sign.
We also have the issue of how far behind he seems to be in school (he’s 14 in early season 2, but still in 7th grade). So, two more headcanons to explain that. Number one, Jake’s birthday is actually sometime in early September, so he missed the cutoff to go to kindergarten when he was 5, and had to wait until he was 6, placing him a year behind (some places don’t allow kids to start kindergarten if they turn 5 after September 1st. I knew a boy in my old youth group who was almost a year older than everyone else in our grade, because he had an October birthday). Number two, at some point in elementary school, Jake was held back a grade. So the first episode takes place shortly after Jake’s 13th birthday, at the beginning of his sixth grade year.
Since Trixie and Spud are supposed to be the same age as him, that would mean they must’ve both been held back at some point as well (that especially makes sense for Spud—anyone who’s purposely failed as many tests as he has would almost definitely have to repeat a grade).
This would also make Rose younger than them. She’s very bright, and she seems like a good student, so it’s unlikely she was ever held back. But we don’t want her to be too much younger than them, so I’ll headcanon that she also has a birthday in early September, making her a year younger than Jake. If that’s the case, she’d be 12 in season one, and 13/14 in season 2.
Adventures in Trollsitting/Fu Dog Takes a Walk
The dogcatcher says that it’s September.
 September/October 2004
Shapeshifter Dragon Breath The Legend of Dragon Tooth The Talented Mr. Long Professor Rotwood’s Thesis Act 4, Scene 15 The Long Weekend Body Guard Duty Dragon Summit
This episode has to take place after Shapeshifter, Dragon Breath, and Professor Rotwood’s Thesis, since the Dragon Council makes references back to Jake’s actions in all of those episodes. It also has to take place before The Halloween Bash, which places it sometime in September or October.
 October 2004
The Halloween Bash
Jeff Goode’s website lists this episode as taking place between Ski Trip and The Hunted, but there’s no way that’s possible, because Ski Trip takes place close to Valentine’s Day, and The Hunted takes place during the Equinox (they don’t specify which Equinox, but it would have to be the one in September; it’s the only way the timeline makes any sense, even with the generous liberties I’m taking with these headcanons). So The Halloween Bash has to take place before Ski Trip. No one in this episode makes any reference to knowing Rose’s identity, so it works out just fine.
 February 2005
The Ski Trip
Valentine’s Day was actually on a Monday in 2005, so presumably this episode takes place the weekend of February 11-13.
 March 2005
The Egg/The Heist
Easter was on March 27 in 2005. This is how I know The Hunted takes place during the Autumnal Equinox; Rose was still in the city during Easter weekend, a week after the Vernal Equinox.
Eye of the Beholder Ring Around the Dragon Jake Takes the Cake
 May 2005
Fu and Tell/Flight of the Unicorn
Flight of the Unicorn takes place on Memorial Day, which was May 30th that year
 May/June (or September) 2005
Keeping Shop
Hong Kong Nights
I know Jeff Goode’s website says this is the last episode of season one, but I absolutely cannot accept any episode besides The Hunted as the season finale, so I’m just gonna recognize that the council has made a decision, but elect to ignore it.
 September 2005
The Hunted
The Autumnal Equinox in 2005 was on September 22
 Late November/Early December 2005
Half Baked
Jake says it’s been three months since Rose left. It couldn’t be exactly three months, because that would place this episode in late December, and school would be out for the holidays. So presumably it’s late November or early December, and Jake is rounding up when he says three months.
The Academy
This one would pretty much have to take place very soon after Half Baked, like within a week or two.
 Late December 2005
Breakout
This episode establishes that 88 and 89 are in the city working as apprentices to the Huntsman, so it has to take place before the Christmas episode, which they also appear in.
Hairy Christmas
January/February 2006
(Most of these don’t actually have to take place in January or February, aside from Dreamscape and Fool’s Gold. The rest could be pretty much any time during Jake’s 7th grade year. I’m just trying to stick to Jeff Goode’s chronology, and keep at least some of the episodes in the order he listed.)
Hero of the Hourglass Bring It On Family Business Something Fishy This Way Comes The Doppelganger Gang Dreamscape Fool's Gold
 February 2006
The Love Cruise
They never explicitly say it’s Valentine’s Day, but the whole concept of the Love Cruise seems like something a school would do for Valentine’s Day. Also adds an extra layer of heartbreak, because it means Jake and Rose’s breakup happened on the one-year anniversary of Jake finding out Rose was Huntsgirl. Ouch. February has not been kind to Jake.
On the other hand, I’d prefer to headcanon that Jake and Rose got to spend the whole summer together before their breakup, going on dream dates every night and not having to set their alarms for school in the morning (can we just let them be happy for a little while? PLEASE?!?!?!?), so maybe the Love Cruise wasn’t on Valentine’s Day, and instead was just some random school event at the beginning of their 8th grade year.
 May 2006
Feeding Frenzy
They spend three days visiting Jake’s family, so it’s either Memorial Day weekend, spring break, or summertime. Most likely Memorial Day or spring break, since Jake says in this episode that he’s been the American Dragon for a year and a half.
 May/June 2006
A Befuddled Mind The Rotwood Files Haley Gone Wild Switcheroo
This one takes place after The Love Cruise, because Jake and Rose’s recent breakup is a minor plot point, so it only takes place at this point if we headcanon Love Cruise taking place in February.
Young At Heart
I know this is supposed to be a later episode, but going by this timeline, Jake would be 15 for most of his 8th grade year, and in this episode Jake, Trixie, and Spud talk about being 14, so it has to take place during 7th grade
 Summer between 7th and 8th grade
A Ghost Story
 Late September/Early October 2006
Homecoming
I never went to public school (I was unfortunately homeschooled), but it’s my understanding that middle schools don’t do Homecoming. So my headcanon is that it was actually just a junior high prom or something, but a few students on the planning committee approached Sun Park and begged her to let them model it after the Homecoming dances at their older siblings’ high schools. Sun was delighted by their enthusiasm, so of course she agreed.
 Any time during their 8th grade year
Supernatural Tuesday Siren Says Shaggy Frog Nobody's Fu Game On Bite Father, Bite Son Magic Enemy #1
 February 2007
Year of the Jake
Chinese New Year was on February 18th in 2007
 March 2007
Furious Jealousy
Trixie and Spud put together a Daylight Savings themed school event, so this episode takes place either in October of 06 or March of 07. We’ll go with March because it’s closer to the end of the series.
 June 2007
Being Human
Haley and Gramps both say in this episode that Jake is 14, but he would actually be 15 by this point (even if my whole timeline is wrong and he actually is a Pisces, he still would’ve had his 15th birthday already). Presumably the writers just weren’t paying close enough attention to their established timeline, but the in-universe explanation is…sometimes family members forget your age; my best friend keeps saying her youngest sister is 15, when in fact her sister is turning 17 this year. Sometimes you lose track.
 Summer after 8th grade
The Hong Kong Longs
Presumably this episode takes place around July or August, which means Jake and his friends would be almost 16 by this point (and Rose would be almost 15, assuming my headcanon about her being a year younger than them is accurate).
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pbacklinks · 3 years
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Boyfriend Gifts
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Boyfriend Gifts
Relationships are a juggling act of emotion and expectation. Then there are the annual events where you may or may not need to give a present – Valentine’s Day, birthday, and Christmas Day. When you’ve been in a relationship for a while, you get to know your boyfriend’s likes and interests. At the beginning of your relationship, buying a Christmas gift for a new boyfriend can feel like a massive challenge. The big question is, how much to spend on these annual occasions for a boyfriend?
  The amount you spend will depend on all the usual factors of your age, career relationship duration, and what you can afford. It helps to have a strategy towards gift buying, particularly for men, so that you do not end up settling for an overpriced gift that neither of you is happy to give or receive. A gift is a proxy for the depth of your feelings and showcases how well you know the other person.
  Setting a Boyfriend Gift Budget
It sounds a bit cold and clinical, reducing the depth of your love for this wonderful person in your life to an amount of money in a budget. But budgeting takes the stress out of the gift buying process and lets you concentrate on finding the perfect gift inside the parameters you set in advance. These three occasions cover most gift buying needs over a year. If you plan, you can spot suitable presents ahead of Valentine’s Day, his birthday, or Christmas and get him an ideal gift with less stress.
  Setting an appropriate budget for each occasion prevents the embarrassment of giving a wildly inappropriate excessive gift. Because spending too much can be as offensive as spending too little. It is about meeting expectations – there is a sweet spot where the present is right and vast areas where you either offend or worry the recipient.
  There is no rigid rule about how much you need to spend on a gift, and the average spend is affected by extreme highs and lows. Your age and circumstances will determine your budget as well as how long you’ve been dating.
  How Much to Spend for Valentine’s Day?
  Valentine’s Day is for love and romance. It is all hearts and flowers and quality time together as a couple. Sentimental messages and meaningful love tokens are welcome and appropriate. Despite the annual hype, only half of all men (56%) and women (54%) celebrate Valentine’s Day. The average amount spent by women on Valentine’s day gifts is $106, according to the National Retail Federation. That figure includes spending on pets because a significant number of women prefer their dog to the man in their life. sentimental gifts for boyfriend
Valentine’s Day is the event that you will spend the least amount as your boyfriend is likely to take the opportunity to show you how much he cares about you. There is a reason why most Valentine’s Day gift sets target men buying for women. That first Valentine’s Day before you have got to know him well settle for a token gift and a modest amount, say $50 max. As the years go past, you will get a feel for the right level for your relationship with your boyfriend.
Practical, consumable gifts like tea gift boxes or a personalized tea mug that you can fill with heart-shaped chocolates are a lighthearted and modestly priced Valentine’s Day gift for a new boyfriend.
How Much to Spend on a Boyfriend’s Birthday?
  Birthdays are personal to your boyfriend. It is his big day, and he takes center stage. There is no hiding place with a birthday gift because it is all about him and how well you know his personality and interests.
  Looking for an average spend on birthday gifts is problematic, because unlike Christmas or Valentine’s Day, it is not straightforward working out what items people are buying as birthday gifts. As a result, you come across various algebraic calculations to guide you to an appropriate amount. Try and work out the value of the depths of your feelings. Calculate his spend on an average date. Then take the relationship duration into account. Well, putting all those factors into an equation is sure to take the romance away.
  The birthday gift for your boyfriend is the one it makes sense to spend the most amount of money on, within reasonable limits. A starting point is $50, and then add $25 a year for a straight gift budget. You are probably going to throw in a meal, or an event, so you might want to budget around the $200 for the whole day. Possibly more, possibly less.
  How Much to Spend on Your Boyfriend at Christmas?
  Christmas is a gift-giving extravaganza where everyone gets into the gift-buying game. A Christmas gift for a boyfriend is one amongst many. There is less anxiety about Christmas gift because the sheer volume of presents received makes one gift, even from you, less likely to be remarkable. Of course, at Christmas, you exchange gifts, and there is the question of equality – did you value each other equally?
  Have you been dating for less than a year? Then around $50 is the average spend rising to $100 after the first year.
  How Long Have You Been Dating?
The length of your relationship will affect the amount you are willing to spend on a gift for any occasion. But every relationship progresses at a different pace, and it is the depth of the relationship that guides the amount you are willing to spend on a present.
New Boyfriend – Under 3 Months
The relationship is new and exciting. You may be all in, but you are short on details about his life, and he does not know you and your personality yet.
The word here is restraint, keep your gift-giving modest to around $25 as a maximum. At this stage, you are acknowledging the occasion, but cautiously. An excellent strategy is to go for a modestly priced item with personalization. For Valentine’s Day or a birthday instead of agonizing over the gift, offer to take him out for an experience you can both enjoy like bowling, a concert, or a trip out. At this stage, spending time together is more beneficial than trying to guess his taste in gifts.
Practical, consumable gifts like tea gift boxes or a personalized tea mug that you can fill with heart-shaped chocolates are a lighthearted and modestly priced Valentine’s Day gift for a new boyfriend.
When it comes to birthdays and Christmas, something like a personalized tea tumbler is practical and stylish and is useful for commuting to and from work.
There is Always a First Time
In your first year together, there is going to be a Valentine’s Day, a Christmas, and a birthday. After three months, the relationship may be settling down and heading towards a more durable place in your life.
You may feel tempted to buy an expensive present because in your mind he is your soul mate and you are going to spend the rest of your lives together. All those feel-good hormones rushing through your veins can make you feel a little giddy. Take a deep breath, and instead of rushing to spend a lot of money, concentrate your efforts on buying a meaningful or useful gift or both.
It’s not just the thought that counts, but the effort that went into selecting a gift that you think he will like. Steer clear of expensive electronics (most men will buy the gadgets they want) and buy something fun or personalized. Restrict yourself to a maximum budget of $100 for all occasions. But you can find appropriate, meaningful gifts for far less.
When choosing those first gifts, a tea theme works on many levels. Tea is a drink that most people enjoy and fits into their lives. A tea gift basket is flexible for any occasion as it contains useable products for your boyfriend, or he can use it to provide a choice of beverages for guests. A traveling tea set containing a teapot and teacups in a case is suitable for birthdays or Christmas. Combine the gift with an IOU’ a trip to watch the sunrise or set at a local beauty spot, and you can both enjoy using his present while building fun memories.
After the First Time Comes the Second Time
After you and your boyfriend have passed through that fragile first year, you have some experience with gift buying for him. Did he enjoy the first year’s gifts, or did he look somewhat bemused? If he is really in to you, he probably raved about the gift even if he hated it. This is an excellent sign for your budding romance, but you might want to consider different gifts this year.
When in doubt about the amount to spend, $100 covers most occasions, perhaps less on Valentine’s Day and more on his birthday. You’ve had a year with this guy, what are his hobbies and interests? What does he eat and drink, and how do you spend your time together? Answers to these questions will give you plenty of ideas for excellent gifts.
If your boyfriend is a tea enthusiast, then a selection of high-quality teas in individual canisters will be welcome. Most homes can find a place for art ceramics – a handmade and individually decorated tea mug will soon become his favorite drinking vessel. Does he like Asian cuisine? Try a gongfu tea set for serving green tea with style and treat him to a Chinese take away for his birthday. For the outdoor or sporting type, a glass tea infuser is practical and ecological.
Alternatively, instead of stressing about the perfect gift, you could help him get something he really wants with a gift card – 55% of Americans would prefer a gift card to an object, that number increases to 61% for the 35-44 age bracket. Too soon in the relationship for that? Maybe not, maybe it is time to have a conversation because Valentine’s Day, birthdays and Christmas are going to come round every year and if you ask him what he wants, perhaps he will ask you. Communication about what matters to you strengthens a relationship.
  Finally – You’ve Got This!
You’ve been buying gifts for others all your life. Buying your boyfriend, a gift for Valentine’s Day, birthday, or Christmas isn’t different from buying a gift for your father, brother, or best friend. You do the best you can with the funds available. Averages and statistics are an indication of what other people spend when surveyed. They don’t tell you what you should spend.
Trust your instincts and stay within your means when it comes to buying boyfriend gifts on the first occasion or a decade later. A gift is an expression of affection, not the total value of your feelings for the guy in your life.
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That he may hold me by the hand - Chapter 11
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Pairing: Arthur Morgan x Albert Mason  
Rating: Mature (Adult Themes and Situations, Violence, and Sexual Content)
Summary: After saving Albert from stumbling off a cliff in the Heartlands, Arthur invites him to Valentine for a drink. What ensues after that is a quiet love story, in which both men find themselves completely undone.
Masterpost | AO3 | Epigraph
Chapter 11: You have eased my strife, Mr. Mason.
“When I was about fourteen,” said Arthur, taking a drag off the hash cigarette, “I got in a bind with some fellers in Jackson, Wyoming. It was a rough place, but you could make a living there in a lot of ways. I made mine in cards.”
“What kind of cards?” said Albert. Arthur passed him the cigarette. They were in the sheets, undressed, smoking, drinking whiskey, soaking in the light of the Chinese lanterns. They’d never gone back down to the bar that night, after the gallery opening.
“Blackjack,” said Arthur, exhaling a lungful of smoke. “Poker, too. I wrangled on a couple ranches for a while before that, but the take wasn’t half as good, and the working conditions—well let’s just say I was starving. My pa, for whatever he was nor wasn’t, before he died, had a method for counting cards and memorization, calculating odds and such, which he taught me, when I was nine or ten. From this, I knew how to cheat multiple games in such ways that could not be detected, and given my age and general disposition, it was easy for me to hustle money out of men, particularly those with drinking habits and…unhealthy predilections toward gambling.”
“That sounds incredibly difficult,” said Albert, “and dangerous, given how young you were. Jesus, Arthur.”
“As long as I kept my head down and did not get too greedy, I rarely got anything worse than a smack in the back of the head,” said Arthur, laughing to himself. “I made enough to buy myself a room above the tavern where I most liked to play. The bartender’s wife looked out for me, which was a godsend, let me eat one meal a day for free. And I just remember—I was so glad to be out of the Tetons. They was ravaging my soul, and my body. I was skin and bones back then.”
“What happened,” said Albert. “With the men, the bind.”
“Oh,” said Arthur. “Right. I got greedy one night. It weren’t smart, took too much. A couple men, they had ten years on me and about seventy-five pounds each, they jumped me after a game. One of them was fixed to kill me with a broken bottle. I was in the alley, just takin a piss. I still remember the full moon, overhead, as one of the guys sucker-punched me from behind. You know I didn't stand a chance. But then a couple other fellers—Dutch and Hosea, that is the night I met them. They came around the corner with their pistols, scared off the riffraff. They hauled me off the ground, took me back to their camp, cleaned me up. They had a reverend with them, and a woman, and she fed me and doted on me till I came to, mentally. It was…terrifying at first. I had no idea what they wanted with me. Turns out they was just helping. I was a bird on the wire. I didn’t know no better. They made me one of them, and we lived pretty hard, but it was not for lack of all comfort. We left Jackson and went south to Colorado, running the boomtowns down there for many years. Then we went on east, north, into the Dakotas and made a run through Chicago. That weren’t for us, but Hosea had business partners there, made a bunch of money on a real estate scam before we split, and that is also where we picked up John.”
Albert was listening intently. He asked many questions that night. “How old was John when you found him?”
“Weren’t more than twelve,” said Arthur. “I was 21. He was so small, I remember. I grew fast as a boy. I was skinny, but I was always tall, even from the time I was a kid, and it’s harder for people to mess with you when you’re tall. You just tend to get more respect. But John grew late. He was just tiny, till he was an older teenager. That day we came upon him, some farmers had been making to hang him outside the city. He’d been stealing their hogs, some grain, but hanging a kid? That didn't sit too well with Dutch. When we picked him up and brought him back, he was mute for a while. We thought maybe…maybe something had happened. Like that he’d hit his head, or something. But eventually he woke up and started terrorizing everybody, everything. He was angry all the time, getting us into trouble with locals, the law. When he finally started to hit manhood, we was back in Utah. I taught him to box, made him shut the fuck up a little, focus. I don’t know, I guess some men need that kind of discipline.”
“What about you?”
“I was taught young to shut the fuck up,” said Arthur, smoking. “My pa, he didn’t really take no lip. Especially not after my mother died.” He looked at Albert, smiled. It was all okay. He wasn’t looking for sympathy or validation. He was just talking. Albert understood this by now. He said, “What about you, Mr. Mason. Are you a disciplined man?”
Albert found this amusing. He looked down at the joint and shrugged. “At times,” he said. “It would depend on what you call disciplined. What do you think?”
“I think you are,” said Arthur, studying him. “In your core, you’re pretty hard to shake from the rails. Steadfast. Even if you are a little frantic around the edges. I ain’t gonna forget the first time we met, wrangling your bag back from that thieving coyote. Or how you almost died that day we went to Valentine, showing off on a goddam cliff.”
Albert laughed. “Yes, well. You made me nervous.”
“Did I?”
“In a way,” said Albert. He reached for his whiskey on the bedside table. He finished it in a single swallow. Then he studied the glass as if he had not held it in a while, or had forgotten what it looked like.
“Did you know?” said Arthur, curious. “I mean, from that first day, in West Elizabeth. Or the wolves in the Heartlands. Them horses, up in the marsh, near the oil fields. Did you know? Did you feel anything?”
“I knew I wanted to see you,” said Albert. “When I would camp, or come back here or stay in a hotel alone. I thought about the next time I might see you. Occasionally, I looked for you, in a sort of, casual way. I kept my eyes open. Whenever you showed up, I am sure I did a wonderful job of feigning my surprise, but I was genuinely relieved. I always felt the chemistry, between us. I just didn’t really know what it was.”
“When did you realize?” said Arthur, smoking down the cigarette. It crackled and burnt off at the end. He put it out in an ashtray on the bedside table. “If you don’t mind my asking.”
“Not at all.” Albert was looking down at the sheets, which were soft and luxurious, a rich burgundy red. He was recalling. “I think, when we went to Big Valley.” He looked up, right at Arthur. “I was sick. Do you remember?”
“Yes, I do.”
“I thought I was going crazy,” he said, shaking his head, almost like he was talking to himself. “You were so calm in the face of all that nature. Everything about it was sublime. Then, our fingers—they touched, that night, when you passed me a cigarette. Or perhaps I was passing one to you. I'm not sure, but we touched. It hit me then. Struck me like lightning, I suppose. I felt like an idiot, like a school boy. I didn’t come into clarity, not really, until a couple weeks later, when we kissed in the marsh. After that, I was finished.”
Arthur studied his own whiskey glass, still full. From below, you could still hear the people in the tavern, a low, humming delirium. “I think I knew sooner than that,” said Arthur. He took a long drink, exhaled sharply. “That night, after we went to Valentine. I couldn’t get you out of my head. You were all I thought about, for weeks. Of course, it was confusing, but I hadn’t felt anything—not anything, in so long. I couldn’t help it. It was loud inside me, like a drum. By the time we got to Big Valley, I had been working to push it down for fear I was out of my league. Of course, it bubbled up again, came to a head in the marsh. Unlike you, I ain’t so good at putting words on things.”
“You’re quite good with words, Arthur. Give yourself a break.”
Arthur waved him off. “Anyway. You know, two men together ain’t that uncommon on the prairie. Dutch and Hosea, I know they’ve taken…comfort in one another over the years. Women can be scarce, living like we do. Sometimes, they die tragically.” He looked right at Albert, his dark, soft eyes. “But that’s on the prairie. In the eyes of societal living, I ain’t sure what we got is gonna earn you many points, Mr. Mason.”
“If I wanted societal living, I would go back to Philadelphia,” said Albert.
“What about your mother,” said Arthur. “You said she knows about me. Everything, the whole truth?”
“Yes,” said Albert. “The whole truth.”
Arthur took a deep breath. He glanced toward the window, the Chinese lanterns glowing softly against the cityscape outside. “You don’t want children, a family?”
Albert could sense some growing insecurity then, inside of Arthur. They had never talked about this before, so it was not unexpected. He placed his hand on Arthur’s shoulder so Arthur would look at him. “The goal is not one thing or the other,” he said. “Why? Are you worried? Is that something you want?”
Arthur smiled, sort of weary, like he’d been had. He said, “I’ve already had that, Mr. Mason.”
“What?”
“I just didn’t get that far yet in my sob story. I’m sorry, Albert.”
Albert was very surprised. He straightened up off the pillow, set down his glass. “I see,” he said, the hair pushed off his face, getting longer by the week. “It’s just that you never mentioned. You have children, a child?”
Arthur cleared his throat. "I did," he said. He seemed unaware of how to hold his hands. He laced them together and gazed down upon them. He took a deep breath. “I'm sorry. I just don't talk about it a lot."
"It's okay."
"It all happened in Montana," said Arthur. “Butte—silver mining town. The girl I met, her daddy was a foreman in one of the mines. She was a waitress at a tavern in the town, and we had…a relationship. One summer. I was about twenty-three. She was nineteen.”
“What happened?”
“A mistake,” said Arthur. “I got her pregnant, like a derelict, couldn’t stick around past September because the law was on my ass. We rode out. I went back a lot of times to see her, and after she had the baby, to see him, too. She let me come back, let me stay with them. She didn’t blame me, nor hate me, nor ask no questions. It was okay. I did my best to do right by her. I brought her as much money as I could every couple months. I just—the boy, he made my life different, for a while. Changed me.” He blinked. He looked away as if ashamed. “One day, ten years ago, I went back there for his fourth birthday. I had bought him a kite. But when I got to the house, they wasn’t inside. They was buried out back, in the ground, under a tree.” He closed his eyes in collection of his faculties. He stonewalled his heart, opened them back up again, then he opened one of his hands to pick at a callus on his palm. “Turns out her daddy owed some money to an outlaw gang that can’t be trusted. They sent a couple men over to her, like a threat. Killed her and the boy, stole her jewelry box. Probably had ten dollars worth of silver inside. I was a week too late.”
Far away downstairs, a woman laughed, loud and lovely, as if inside a memory. Albert stared at him, unable to speak at first. “What were their names?” he said, eventually.
“Eliza James,” said Arthur. He lit a cigarette, smoked it, hung his head. “And Isaac.”
There are times when the air goes out—of talking, of the room. It is still and silent, like floating toward the sun. Unsure of what to do now, Albert put his hand firmly on the back of Arthur’s neck. He sort of tugged him forward until Arthur looked at him, really looked. His eyes were dry and very blue. Albert kissed him, soft at first, then harder, on the mouth until Arthur’s body gave. He tossed the cigarette and pushed his hands up Albert’s bare back. They parted. Albert touched his forehead to Arthur’s and closed his eyes and said softly, “I’m sorry, dear friend.” He had one hand in Arthur's hair, gripped tightly. "Like so much else in your life, that is not something you deserve. I want to—fix it. That is selfish, even to think, I know. I am so sorry."
Arthur seemed relieved, to be honest. Mostly, he was just glad to be rid of the tale. He was always revitalized by Albert's calm talking. “It’s okay, Mr. Mason," he said. "It has been many years. I have dealt with it, and I’m okay. Thank you, though. And you ain't selfish.”
They sat for a while. Even with the emotional gravity of the conversation, the kiss had come spontaneously, leaving them both now hard beneath the sheets, and agitated. Albert asked Arthur what he wanted to do, and as was Arthur’s tendency, he didn’t say much. He studied Albert, that was all, and then he placed his mouth on the soft of Albert’s neck and kissed him. The motion was slow and revealing, pried the moment back open, as he pushed Albert back against the pillow. He was feeling a lot of things and the only thing he wanted to do at this point was to yield. He drug his lips down past Albert’s throat, the dip of his chest, all the way to the base of his cock, which he proceeded to wet generously with his mouth. He then climbed back up to the top of the bed to look Albert in the eye as he worked him in firm strokes, up and down, growing in his intensity until Albert closed his eyes, his head tipped back, and with a low moan, he came. It was very little, as they had already gone once earlier that night, but as Arthur knew, no less pleasurable. He cleaned the spend off Albert’s stomach with his mouth, kissed him and left him limp there, got up to pour more whiskey, which he stood drinking, stark naked in the light from the Chinese lanterns, beside the purple velvet couches near the french doors.
He was very pleased with himself.
“Come back over here,” said Albert, as a lump on the bed. Everything on that bed was expensive, and fine, Albert included. Arthur was no longer tired.
“I’m good,” said Arthur, smiling, sipping. “Why don’t you come over here.”
“I can’t rightly move at the moment.”
“I’ll wait.”
Sometime later, they were dressed in soft clothes and sitting on the velvet sofa, leaning on each other. Arthur was sketching—just something dumb. One of the women he remembered from the gallery opening. She had been wearing a hat that looked like a peacock. Albert had his eyes open, looking at the ceiling, which included a hand-painted silver gilt. The design was Spanish. He recognized it from an art history class he had taken at Haverford years before.
“It’s pretty late,” said Arthur, glancing at the clock on the table. “Almost one.”
“I’ve nothing to do tomorrow. Do you?”
“Not a thing,” said Arthur.
They sat for a while longer, listening to the sounds of the piano and the people from the tavern. John and Mary Beth were still down there, with Josiah, getting into god knows what. They’d rented rooms for the night and intended to see it through till morning.
“You thought at all about the opening?” said Arthur. “You think it went well?”
“I do,” said Albert. He sat up, looked around. “Are we all out of hash?”
Arthur nodded to the cigar box on the table.
“You know, I was the envy of everyone at that party tonight.”
Arthur glanced up from his drawing. “How do you mean?”
Albert opened the cigar box, a beautiful piece of timber, hand-carved, from Cuba. He withdrew two cigarettes—lit one for himself, offered the other to Arthur. Arthur declined, so Albert tucked the spare behind his ear and settled back into the chair, smoked with his eyes closed. “The way you look, the way you seem.”
“I look like I rob banks for a living,” said Arthur, continuing to sketch, the round of the feathers in the woman's hat, “which, I do, by the way. Or, did.”
“Sure. But to them, you are a symbol,” said Albert. “Of something authentic, something true, from the past. Maybe you’ve robbed banks, but don’t underestimate your appeal to people like that.”
“People like what.”
“People who have been hermetically sealed inside the safety bubble of their social class. They are unable to fully understand the kind of truth you represent.” He took a long drag, exhaled.
“Do you think that bugs them?”
“No,” said Albert. “Or, sort of. It enchants them. You enchant them. They would like to understand, more than anything, but they are afraid.”
“Of me?”
“Well, yes,” said Albert, smiling to himself. “And the truth, in general. That is why they buy art. To be as close to the truth as possible without ever actually having to live it.”
“And what about you,” said Arthur, grinning. He liked Albert’s anthropological musings on his own kind. He thought it a strength most lacked.
“I’m an artist,” said Albert, performative. “By rule of nature, I get to do more. I move in and out of the truth. I have access to the path. And I have you on the other side, to inspire me…my muse, and they envy me for it.” He smiled, very knowing, set down the glass on the bedside table. “I’m very lucky.”
“Muses are supposed to be naked women,” said Arthur. “Not overworked outlaws.”
Albert lit the cigarette and smoked. “Naked, overworked outlaws work just fine.”
“If you would like to photograph me without my clothes, Mr. Mason, you missed your chance. I am dressed for the evening.”
“Perhaps another time,” he said.
“Maybe when we get out west,” said Arthur, lighting his own cigarette now, shaking out the match and closing his journal. “How’s that sound?”
Albert smiled at him, lazily. His eyes had begun to droop and glaze over with the smoke. “I’ll look forward to it.”
“What do you mean, he’s not coming back?” said Dutch.
He and Hosea were sitting in the gazebo. It was deep night, and the swamps seemed to glow green on the horizon, as if the waters were poisoned. Back by the fire, Javier was playing his guitar. It was a sad song, and Karen could be heard singing along at sweetly drunken intervals.
“I mean that we should expect we may not see him again," said Hosea. "Arthur’s life has grown complicated outside the gang, Dutch. Complicated.”
“In what way?”
“He’s met somebody.”
“Who?” said Dutch. He had been smoking a cigar, but it was cold now between his fingers. “Who has he met.”
“Somebody,” said Hosea.
Overhead, the moon was like a bright socket. Dutch was not angry. He was confused, thought Hosea. He was very confused, looking upon the night as if pained beyond imagining. It was a mixture of his regular drama, and his selfishness. He was a narcissist. Everybody knew. Hosea best of all. But the redeeming thing about Dutch was, that when he wanted to be, he was a good man. He was a caretaker, and merciful. But this was a difficult side of him to coax at times, especially when the night was dark and the future unclear. “Hosea," he said, on and on. "Arthur won’t leave the gang for a woman. That kind of trust in God’s fair creation ain’t in his bones no more. Frankly, I’m surprised you would even think so.” Dutch went to smoke the cigar, but seeing as it was no longer lit, this pissed him off. He tossed it away. "A goddam woman."
Hosea felt something rattling around in his lungs, coughed some into his sleeve. He glanced out past the gazebo wall to where he saw Mary Beth sitting on the ground, surrounded by the vast perimeter of her skirts, feeding dinner scraps to the dog. Hosea was not prepared to tell Dutch about Arthur and the photographer. It was not his place to do so. “Just take my word on this one, Dutch. Will you, please? Let’s just let this one go. You and me. We don't need him. We got a lot of good guns left. We don't need him, not anymore.”
Dutch looked at Hosea as if he did not recognize his face. “How can you be so cavalier about this, Hosea? He’s our partner. He’s been with us for twenty-two years.”
Hosea stared at Dutch and then past Dutch. It was like looking at a black hole. How many years had gone by since he had last felt love long and hard enough to pluck him from the life? Love is what kept him in the life. It is what he supposed was meant to be, for him. It was how he had lost Bessie. Arthur was his own man, struggling with his own lifelong surge of joy and pain, laughter and sadness. Hosea shrugged. He looked at Dutch and he felt resigned. “Because it is time," he said. "It's just time."
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Do you like bacon? I’m not as wild about it as I used to be, but I’m still definitely into the whole put-bacon-on-everything schtick and I have no problem trying out novelty items that put bacon in donuts, or oatmeal, or cake, or whatever it is haha.
Have you ever wished for something to come true and it did? I mean, yes. It’s ranged from something as simple as “I wish it rains today,” to something as big as wishing that the person I like liked me back.
Do you like Rammstein? I’m familiar with the name but I’m not necessarily a fan.
Do you know a friend of a friend? Yes. I used to drink with Angela’s friends from arki. We never ended up being close but they were always great people to have a few drinks with.
Do you smile for no reason? I usually smile for a reason.
if somebody paid you a million dollars to get a green mohawk would you? Sure. I only stay at home anyway and that makes this whole thing not that big of a deal, honestly.
Ever had a BLT? Did you like it? It’s too basic a sandwich for me, but I wouldn’t turn it down if it were the only option available. I’d still remove the tomatoes, though; I never liked those in my burgers or sandwiches.
Are you in College? Not anymore; I graduated a few months ago.
Have you ever been to a State Fair? We don’t have those here, first of all because we don’t have states haha.
Do you like Youtube? I enjoy a number of YouTube channels and I certainly visit the site everyday, but I don’t like the way the corporation itself runs their website. It’s since become very different from what YouTube used to be.
If so whats your favorite channel? At the moment it’s Good Mythical Morning, but I also have a number of other subscriptions like BuzzFeed (for their Worth It series), First We Feast, Try Guys, PewDiePie, Anthony Padilla, Anna Park, a couple of channels dedicated to pro wrestling, some eating ASMR channels, among others.
Do you enjoy compulsively cleaning electronics? Can’t say I do.
What is your favorite small dog breed? Are beagles considered small dogs? I love them.
Do you smell bacon cooking? Nopes but I do have a dark chocolate macadamia cookie from Starbucks beside me that I can faintly smell.
Have you ever bitten anything for any unknown reason? What was it? I like biting on straws, but that’s about it I think.
Do you like the movie "The Master Of Disguise"? I don’t think I’ve heard of it before.
What is the closest thing to you thats red? A paper bag under my desk that holds all the artsy stuff I’ve bought over the years, like my coloring books and paintings.
Have you ever gone into a toystore just to play with the toys? That’s always made me feel like a freeloader haha, so I never go to toy stores just for that purpose. I’d sometimes play with whatever exhibits they have, but I make sure to go through the different toy sections too.
When was the last time you went through a Mcdonalds Playplace? Maybe when I was 5 ot 6 maybe? I went to Burger King’s playground way more often since we dined there more. Also, there were always fewer kids so it was more fun to play there.
Do you have an annoying dog? Cooper’s a beagle, who are notoriously big balls of energy, and so there are days I just can’t keep up with his energy and for those moments I do have shorter patience with him. It’s really not his fault, though.
What was the first comic book you ever had an obsession over? I was never into comic books. I tried for a long time because my two favorite wrestlers are into them, but just couldn’t jump on that train.
Do you like kids pop-up books? Loved them as a kid but I was never obsessed enough to have them for my own. I was content reading pop-up books in the school library.
Does anybody else think bugs are cool and interesting? I’m sure there are tons of people out there, but not me.
What kind of toothpaste do you use? Colgate.
Do you own a pair of striped socks? I don’t think so, no.
What is the most random thing in your bedroom? An inflatable pig.
In a normal conversation do you slip out Latin? LOL no. I don’t think I’ve done that before, unless I was singing something in Latin on purpose.
Can you sing? No. I’m not tone-deaf, but I’m not anywhere near decent either.
If so, what is the highest note you can reach? -
Have you ever been to the cream cheese capital of the world? I don’t know which one that is.
Was this survey random? Enough for me to have a good time with it, yes. 
Have you ever been in a parade? I’ve been to several Pride marches if they count.
What is your mothers, mothers maiden name? I don’t actually remember haha, so I wouldn’t be able to share it anyway. It’s a very Chinese-sounding name, though; that much I can share.
Do you have a different hairstyle? No. I just have bangs, which a lot of people already have. 
Am I annoying yet? I don’t feel annoyed, so you’re good.
Do you like soybeans? I haven’t had actual soybeans. < Same, but I’m sure I like food products that have soybeans in them or are made out of soybeans.
Do you press buttons just to see what they do? Hahahahahahahaha yes that’s me, I’m that person with the restless fingers.
Do you still play pokemon? I never got into the video games because I was never any good at strategy-based games, but I did play Pokemon Go for a while especially when I was in freshman year of college. Overall, I was mostly into the anime.
What is your favorite pokemon? Jigglypuff.
Have you ever put blue streaks in your white cats hair? I have a white dog, but I wouldn’t do this to him even if you gave me dog-friendly dye. Just not my preference.
Are you blond? Nope.
Does it bother you when people have a collar turned up? No.
Are your nails painted? If so, what color? If not, do you like nail polish? They’re never painted. No, I personally don’t see the appeal of nail polish for myself but you do you.
Are you awesome? I’ll let other people be the judge of that.
As a kid did you like Barney, Baby Bop, or DJ more? Wasn’t it BJ? Anyway, I liked him the most, then Barney. I found Baby Bop way too whiny.
Have you been to the Bzoink Forums yet? I just go there to look for surveys. I don’t actually try out the other features.
Does any key on your computer and or laptop stick? No.
Does fire excite you? Fuck no lmao, I’m terrified of fire.
Have you ever sung in a choir? Never.
Do you go to church? Until March this year, I had attended mass every Sunday all my life. When Covid hit, we started watching YouTube recordings at home. So yeah, no escape.
Have you ever had a theme (pirate, ninja, civil war) day? Like, in school? Yeah we had a themed day in high school once. I forgot what the actual theme was but I remember going as Lara Croft. In college, we used to go with color-coordinated outfits for Valentine’s Day, e.g. people who had dates can wear red, those who are single can wear black, those in complicated relationships can wear brown, those who had crushes but can’t have them can wear yellow, etc. It wasn’t an official rule, of course, but it was always fun for those who chose to join haha.
Can you touch your tongue to your nose? Nopes.
Have you ever been to Philadelphia PA? No. It has an amazing reputation for being a passionate wrestling city though; it’d be cool to go there and see a local show or two.
Do you think Orlando Bloom is hot? He’s not unattractive, but I just never had a crush on him.
Do you think Twilight is over-rated? At some point I think it was, but it also got (and continues to get) so much hate that I think that has since been able to balance out the initial overrated-ness of it. 
When was the last time you where sick? what did you have? I had a UTI in May, which I never would’ve known if I didn’t take a urine test because all I got was a high fever that never went away. Peeing was never painful for me during that time and my kidney region never hurt either.
What is your favorite number? 4.
Look at your toes. Sure.
If you are a girl do you hate girl drama? Idk what you mean by that. I never grew out of liking gossip, though.
If you are a guy do you hate girls who prolong the drama? -
ZZZ, im tired....are you? A little, but I have coffee so I might stay up for a bit because it’s Fridayyyyyyy.
Favorite indie music group? alt-J.
Have you ever pet a monkey? I don’t think I have.
Have you ever ridden a camel? Nopes.
Have you ever punched somebody? Never to hurt someone.
Do you like cupcakes? Love them.
Orange or lemon flavoring? Depends on what I’m consuming. I like orange chewy candies, but I like lemonade juice too.
Can you sing opera? Not a chance.
Touchpads or Mouse's? Touchpad.
Have you ever been to a Disney theme park? Nope, I haven’t.
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Relationship Headcanon Alphabet:
Werewolf! Ivar+Human! Reader+Upir! Roman Godfrey:
(A/N): So... since nobody wanted to send me letters for the relationship headcanon thing... I low key took it upon myself to create something, and as always I hope you like’ll like it!
Also sorry for the annoying spam about this pairing but since I will be out for a week, and won’t be able to write I wanted to be able to write something more for them so that you’ll have a bit of reading material in the following days, without me...
Also if you want to send an ask, about the “Relationship Headcanon Alphabet” please do... I will try to write it either on my phone or as soon as I come home (it doesn’t have to be about this pairing, but also about Michael Langdon, Duncan Shepherd and Jim Mason, bonus if you send asks about my verse, such as... pro biker! Jim, vampire! Michael, Michael+Reader+Succubus).
Thank you for the attention and now here comes a bit of nonsense...
WARNINGS: Mention of Sex (there is a literal letter for kinks, so... be aware children!).
 ·         A for Arguments - How often do you two argue? Who apologises first? How do they make up? etc 
 I honestly feel like most of the arguments would be at the start of their relationship, between the boys and then you would be dragged into them, mostly because they are always about whether you have paid enough attention equally to both (which is impossible in most of the cases).
 Some of them can be pretty explosive, seeing the two assholes you have to deal with but I feel like it would be this way only at first, mostly because they would need to work out their issues, alongside marking their territory (you), since they are two extremely possessive creatures, but in the end they would try their best in order to make you happy, knowing that your politic is: both or nothing.
 The only fight you started was when you discovered three months into the relationship that they were supernatural being and hadn’t told you nothing about it, mostly due to the fact that they didn’t want to scare you; you actually ended up being scared a bit, but you were more enraged because you couldn’t help but feel like the problem of this was that they hadn’t trusted you enough with their secrets.
 It was solved with those two being for a few days away from you, with you not answering their phone calls (whereas they explode in each other’s and in your face, you are more the meditative type) (you have to be, with those two children) and you reasoned that if they hadn’t hurt you till that moment, there was nothing to fear, and you just wanted their side of the story.
 But honestly… most of the time the thing would end up in passionate sex… not that you minded.
·         B for Bedtime Routine - Do they prefer to be the big spoon or little spoon? Favourite sleeping position? etc 
I feel like the problem with sleeping position is mostly Ivar’s legs: sometimes they hurt very much and are extremely sensitive, so you can’t all sleep together (at first Roman was extremely happy because more alone time with you, but he low key misses the furnace of warmth the blue-eyed werewolf is).
 And even when you sleep together, you have to be careful with him (although he hates making you both worry) so he is the first one who usually settle down onto the bed so he can choose the position and space (Roman thinks he is just overexaggerating sometimes the pain so he can he be the king of the bed) and then Roman settle in a way that can fit his tall frame and finally you end up between the two, sometimes with their arms threaded somehow around your body but also just simply sharing the same pillow as them, or just facing one of the two.
 Also I personally thing that Ivar wouldn’t mind being the small spoon, if you are without Roman in bed for one night, mostly because it is a comfortable position and he low key has a thing for the simplest of affection (we stan a touch-starved boy), although he would never admit it and straight up threatened Roman when he caught him into that position.
 (You honestly love that position because you can tease the hell out of him).
Roman, when instead, you sleep alone with him, prefer to have you with his head on his chest, because he also loves the skin on skin contact, alongside the fact that if you are smaller than him, it ignites his size kink, but also he can make you listen to his heartbeat, which he knows you found comforting, alongside protecting you and shielding you.
 (The real reason why you are always in the middle, is usually so that they can face the door, in case something happens during the night; so it’s safer than you, they might fight on so many things but when it comes to your safety they are strangely calm about it).
·         C for Cook - Do they cook? Can they cook? What type of food do they like to cook for their partner? 
Ivar can, since not only he kind of have to run an hotel, but also he was a momma’s boy, alongside spending a lot of time with her, he learned a thing or two: he certainly is no French chief, but he could survive without take-away easily, alongside the fact that whenever he wants to he can cook you quite a dinner (this is mostly reserved for your special nights… he expresses a lot of his emotions with more actions than with words, and also… he wants you well-fed…).
 Roman can’t in the slightest, since not only he is a spoiled brat, but he tends to forget things (you are still surprised that the “Shiny Moon” hasn’t burned down…) so usually for him it’s take-away or expensive restaurants; honestly as a upir he has strange tates and is appetite for food doesn’t match the one for blood… so he could honestly also not eat for days, but when he has a partner (I honestly think that if you had even the slightest eating disorder, they would be stuffing you with food) (again… your safety comes first) he makes sure that they share their meals together.
 Whether it’s Chinese take-aways or expensive meals from an Italian restaurant, he honestly feels hungrier if his partner is eating with him (even more if you are wearing only lingerie or the expensive dress, he bought you days ago).
 I honestly feel like they would both replenish their partners with either sweets or expensive food, mostly trying to take care and understand their partner’s favorites meals.
·         D for DIY - Do they like to make gifts for their partner? Are they good at general DIY around the house? Do they enjoy doing it? 
Ivar does it, I low key headcanon that he has a pendant for it, mostly because in the show he is clearly very creative and able beyond measure in things such as projecting and creating hand-made objects, so I feel like he would take great pride into DIY your own gifts, both because it is a bit of a possessive way of letting others know that you are his, but also it is a way of mixing his creativeness with your personality.
 Again Roman is not the best with practical tasks, and is honestly very envious of Ivar’s DIY and ideas for your gifts, because (as I will say later) he prefer to get you things in shop (expensive things most of the time) and although he knows that you appreciate them, he still feel like they are greatly anonymous if confronted with Ivar’s.
 And this often puts him a bit off, although he is constantly showering you with gifts; but then you once caught him trying to do origamis, and asked him to teach you, ending up actually developing a common ground that permits him to teach you something manual and for you to pass time with him.
·         E for Effort - How much effort do they put into their relationship?
A LOT!
 Both of them are very VERY into this relationship, mostly because they haven’t still killed each other, demonstrating that they actually want this to work it out, although sometimes they headbutt on the silliest of themes.
 At first, you honestly took it VERY VERY easy, such as you are more fuckbuddies than actually in a relationship but a few months and a few discoveries changed it all, and now you are literally stuck into this (happily stuck into this, although you have to literally sedate riots during dinner and alleviate threats over breakfast).
·         F for First Date - Where do you go on your first date? How does it go etc?
I honestly don’t want to go into too much details, because I want to write a cute fanfic about this, but it was on Saint Valentine’s Day (corny, much…) and you had had the worst week ever, hence forgetting it all about the boys (you were still in the “fuckbuddies” mentality, whereas for the boys it was already more…) (Ivar basically saw you and was ready to get on his knees and propose). You didn’t do it with the intention to hurt them, but you were hurting too much and the thought of sorting what your mess of a relationship with them was… was too hard.
 You literally woke up the following day to somebody basically headbanging against your door and it was your idiots, who were scared shitless something had happened.
 (Also, it was Saint Valentine’s Day, so they had to be two romantic idiots).
 It was the first time you actually settled your relationship status, and when you felt a little bit better went out the night, at an expensive restaurant (also you got dicked down, but that is another story…).
·         G for Gifts - What kind of gifts do they gift their partner? What kind of gifts do they receive? Etc
As previously stated, Ivar is the more thoughtful over his gifts.
 Not that Roman isn’t, but whereas Roman is the type to be like “you want it, I got it”, Ivar is more the type to watch your interests and ideas carefully, observing yourself and priding himself in being a perfect detective of people’s personality, getting you very unique pieces, mostly handcrafted by him (usually it’s little wooden statuettes, for example one carved as a wolf after you discovered about them, which you treasure, but he is also great at creating bracelets and jewelry in general).
 (Also his intuition isn’t always right and sometimes you got thing that maybe didn’t match your style and you weren’t able to wear, still you treasure them, because you know that they were made with love and with you in your mind).
 (Also, Ivar has a straight up tacky taste in underwear and such, so he avoids those things, mostly because once he got you ass-less panties and your reaction wasn’t definitely pleased).
 (Roman has still a recording of the entire thing).
 Roman is more materialistic: as I said, “you want it, I got it”, which means everything from your favorite foreign sweets, to elegant designer dresses that you can use also just to stand in your room, eating take-away with him.
 He likes spoiling you, so his gifts doesn’t have a proper date, they just rain on you because maybe he saw that you were overworking yourself and needed a reward or he saw it and thought of you (his taste in lingerie is pretty different from Ivar’s, thank God); also he literally will do anything to get you what you want (I mean his mother got an amusement park shut for him and Letha… think about what the upir could do…) and he isn’t afraid of breaking a few rules to get you to smile brightly for him.
 They aren’t used to receiving gifts, so they literally cherish THE HELL out of anything you get them, and you try to match their presents, although you clearly don’t have their resources and sometimes you ask the other’s help for the gift and; they are always doing it begrudgingly, but you saw them exchanging gifts on Christmas and couldn’t help but spy their little smiles, showing they had reached a somehow mutual respect.
·         H for Honeymoon - Where do they go on Honeymoon? Details on the honeymoon etc.
Another thing that would probably set arguments between the two because they have different ideas about it is “honeymoon” (or more generically your vacations).
 Ivar wants to go to colder places, mostly place where his heritage and culture is shared, which usually means that it is a very unusual vacation in silent places broken off from the world and probably projecting long walks and camping (which you don’t think would be comfortable for the werewolf, but you wouldn’t want to disrupt his lovely shining eyes).
  Roman is the opposite: he went on vacation to Maui in the series, so I feel like his ideal vacation would be beach, warm weather, relax and in a perfect and expensive resort, with people bringing him anything he needed with just a snap of his fingers.
 He wants to relax and not walk around place where your bones freeze off and risk hypothermia.
 (He is also worried for Ivar’s legs, but won’t admit it).
 So they end up fighting fiercely, till you get your own voice and remember that they hadn’t even asked your opinion, which get them to feel guilty and let you decide, trusting your judgement (and trying to corrupt you with sexual favors, not gonna lie) so you try to mitigate the two boys’ ideas.  
·         I for Intimacy - What do like they like? Where do they like to be intimate? Are they experienced etc? 
Roman is definitely experienced we all know and has no trouble with sexuality, being extremely sensual and not minding it in the slightest; he could take you everywhere (the fact that they are both a bit of exhibitionist doesn’t help): his bed, the kitchen counter, in the bathroom, in the back of his bar…
 He doesn’t have in the slightest a problem with it, and when you two are down to do the dirty he has two moods, which mostly depends on how well fed he is and how his day went, which are teasing and controlling or animalistic and tough.
 He never leaves control to you (unless you either take it or beg really prettily for it) and sometimes he can also dom Ivar, who instead is more insecure and shy about his sexuality.
 Before you he actually didn’t know his… you-know-what could work, and during your first times he was only around for the foreplay, preferring to sit back and wait for Roman to finish you off, which got you a bit displeased since you wanted to feel them both (also at the same time).
 But Ivar strangely ran off and wouldn’t answer your questions in the slightest preferring to do anything else and distracting you with kisses and other types of touches, in which he is extremely good, let me tell you…
 You soon discovered of his little insecurity and got Roman to leave you alone for a night, to actually experience the entire thing alone so he could feel more comfortable without Roman’s shadow looming over him; at first he was uncomfortable and protested, but with a few kisses you managed to get him to relax under your touches and discovered that his “little problem” wasn’t a problem in the slightest…
From there… it was game over for you.
 I actually think that he is more genuine than Roman as in, Roman can be teasing and wears a façade during sex (mostly during your first months of fooling around) whereas Ivar has a way of expressing his love through sex so it is extremely emotional and most importantly very possessive (sex doesn’t finish for you till you are all marked).
 He is a bit of a fighter for control with Roman but due to his insecurity for his inexperience he follows the man’s orders, if he feels like it…
 They can go from nights where you would be fucked against the first free surface for the entire night (mostly after Ivar turns and Roman gets thirsty) to nights where they take their time, worshipping you till you breach the edge for multiple times.
·         J for Jealously - How jealous are they? How often do they get jealous? How they react? Etc
The funny thing between this territorial males is that they are always at each other’s throats but when someone flirts with you also jokingly (yeah I am talking about you Hvitserk) they are plotting between themselves how to kill the bastard and ditch the body in the nearest lake.
 Ivar is the more jealous one, mostly because he got stabbed in the back, alongside his constant insecurities so he constantly feels the need to be reassured (Aslaugh babying him again didn’t help in that department) and to mark you up; he is very animalistic, which comes from the fact that his jealousy tends to show up mostly when he is surrounded by his fellow werewolves: he sees the way they look at you, the prettiest thing in the universe, and basically growls at them back.
 Roman is more classy: he is the type that if he sees a man flirting with you (a man who isn’t Ivar, he is low key chill with Ivar’s flirting… because he knows that although it makes you laugh it is terrible) he will come onto you, kissing you affectionately, your hand will be immediately entwinned with his and sometimes if you drag him away from the crowd to make him cool off, he will lovingly slap you ass.
 (Ivar has taken the bad habit of doing the same, just less… discreetly).
 They are very jealous but trust you extremely.
 They just don’t trust men around you.
 (And on your part… sometimes it is nice to see them getting jealous just to see them team up).
·         K for Kink - Do they have any particular kinks?
I am pretty sure that as soon as your relationship will be a stable one, “blood play” would be brought into the mix, but only after a very long discourse with you about its risks and how to prevent them, they want you to be the safest possible, and if you feel even slightly uncomfortable about it they will stop.
 (Also, it isn’t only about your blood, but also theirs).
 Roman also avoids feeding himself from you, mostly because you are “divinely delicious” and he doesn’t want to become too greedy and hurt you and is secretly thankful that Ivar is with him when they attempt this.
 Ivar on his part likes making a mess and cleaning it with his tongue.
 Also I honestly feel like since they are both predators they would love nothing more than to stalk you around the house in an attempt of “adult hide-and-seek”, in which… if they get you, you have to get dicked down right then and then; it’s the thrill of the hunt and you, yourself have a tendency to love their shiny eyes, excited by the run.
 They would also share an exhibitionist kinks, although Ivar might take a bit… but as soon as he gets into it, it is his way to get back to those who didn’t believe he was “man enough” (one time, the first time you stayed with him after the full moon, he took you so harshly and greedily that he made you scream of pleasure high enough that no brothers of his or clients at the hotel could look you into the eyes, the following morning, and he just sat onto his chair at breakfast, smirking proudly).
 (You decked him with a spoon).
 Roman is also a huge lover of teasing you and edging you, alongside bondage (Ivar is still learning, and he honestly prefer feeling you moving against him, it makes him feel again a ferocious predator stopping and catching his prey).
 Ivar likes instead overstimulating you, he has a fascination with the way you are when you finally cum and he likes to replay it till you literally pass out.
(Guys if you have more kinks, please let me know!).
·         L for Long Distance - How do they cope with Long Distance? How they prefer to keep in contact? Etc
At the start, and for at least a good year, they are in a long distance relationship, since they have their own bar and hotel, whereas you have your job in your city, and although it is shitty you don’t feel like changing it and they respect it (although you knew that you could just move in with them and wouldn’t have to lift a finger).
 It is a bit tough the more into the relationship that you become, mostly if you can’t visit them for a weekend and they can’t manage to visit you (alongside the fact that your house is very small and that they had to sleep on the sofa and floor when they come over) (You still got dicked down on your small bed, and are still not sure how you managed to avoid to break it).
 It is tough, but they can’t stop thinking for a single minute that it isn’t worth it and you think the same.
·         M for Marriage - Do they want to get married? Their wedding etc. 
I don’t think that these three would never have a traditional marriage, although Ivar is actually a very traditional guy and would insist on seeing you in white and give you the fairytale like wedding you deserve, whereas Roman doesn’t care about these things in the slightest (look at his parents) and he honestly doesn’t want to add you to the Godfrey line knowing it would make you an easy target.
 They settle on a nice ceremony with the people they love and understand their dynamics on the beach with you in a short white dress, smiling gently with your bouquet of flowers, pronouncing your vows shyly, and professing your love for the two men.
·         N for Night’s Out - Where do they take their partner on nights out? How often do nights out happen?
The fact that Roman literally owns a club, comes handy a lot of times, such as on your nights out, although Ivar is a pretty tame guy; it is usually only you and Roman dancing, Ivar feels uncomfortable but he doesn’t mind coming with you, as long as he gets his booth and beer and maybe later a lap-dance from you (that’s also the reason why you are happy that Roman is the owner of the bed, or else you wouldn’t be able to do half the things you do on that booth).
 Sometimes still Roman enjoys showing his two lovers off, so expensive restaurants are his go-to, mostly if you have been overworking yourself, or need to celebrate something, and although the entire thing is nice… half of the time it ends with you teasing the two boys or Ivar getting annoyed and teasing you.
 Roman literally always mumbles about how he can’t take you two anywhere.
·         O for Often - How often do you see each other? How many times a week? Etc
If possible: each weekend.
 At the start of the relationship, when it was a fuckbuddy situation you usually would be passing the weekend with them and then go back, but as soon as feelings started getting involved the weekend wasn’t enough, mostly if there were some in which you would end up having to work extra or have other activities, hence they sometimes come over to your city (when permitted, and I mean… they are both the bosses of themselves).
 They won’t come over or want you over also if Roman is being extremely thirsty or Ivar has gone through a bad moon, in most of those cases they help out each other… and send you photos about it all…
·         P for Public Displays of Affection - Do they like PDA? Do they have boundaries etc. 
Roman doesn’t have boundaries, in the slightest, but he is a bit of a gentleman so he will put his hand on your thigh and probably move it up from there to tease you, but he only when he knows you won’t get caught or that if you will, you won’t mind it; but outside of it he is more a fan of holding hands and hands on your lower back, mostly if he is guiding you through crowds.
 He likes kissing you and don’t mind doing it in front of everyone, whereas Ivar is more shy on the entire concept, mostly showing his affection towards you with his family, where he feels more comfortable expressing his emotions, which means that he will kiss the hell out of you at family dinners (Sigurd once complained about it and you straight up slipped, nonchalantly an hand down Ivar’s pants in front of him) but he won’t dare more, mostly if his mother or father are there.
 Outside of family, he doesn’t mind hand holding and other softer ways of affection, he will constantly have his hands on you but not in a pressuring way and avoids kisses on the mouth, although if made extremely jealous, other than bringing you to the first bathroom to show you who you belong to, he will bite your neck or kiss on it possessively, never breaking eye-contact with whoever is bothering you.
·         Q for Quiet - Why do they get quiet? How does their partner solve it?
With Ivar, him being quiet is not always a tragic thing, most of the time it just means that he is overthinking things and just thinking and you need to just take him in your arms and ask him what is wrong; if it’s about his legs, he might be secretive about it, but you learned the signs and will already know and will confront him about it gently, trying to reassure him or straight up get him the medicine.
 Sometimes it’s just a relaxing moment between you.
 Whereas with Roman is silence is painful: he knows that yeah you hate being insulted, but the cutting silence he can create is honestly annoying and usually both you and Ivar tremble under the heaviness of it, whether it is your fault or not.
 In these cases, it’s better to wait for Roman to be ready to speak, supporting him in your own way.
·         R for Reunion - How they like to reunite with their partner? 
At first, I am not going to lie and I have to admit that is it sex, mostly because they tried to be normal people and ask around questions, but they just feel uncomfortable about it, since it mostly seems awkward and not genuine, so sex spoke louder for them and after they felt more comfortable talking as if they had to get used to their bodies again, before their brain could.
 Now it is more normal and they usually hug for a few hours and cuddle, mostly if it is been so so long, alongside eating together or doing things together to feel harmony again and touches are always  involved.
 (And obviously… sex).
·         S for Surprise - Do they like surprises? What kind of surprises do they like to get etc? 
Ivar and you probably not, since Roman can be pretty tempestuous and you should be scared of what that man’s mind can conjure, alongside the fact that since you are both two “busy” people (not that Roman isn’t, but he can literally skip entire days of job delaying the control to somebody) you are not into Roman’s surprise.
 (Usually because they are embarrassing expression of his love, at two A.M. out of your window).
 (Ivar got a serenade, yeah).
 But sometimes you try to surprise Roman (who is constantly “YoU wOn’T bE aBlE tO sUrPrIsE mE”) and you actually get him quite good, most of the time, which either involves surprise sex or improvised lunch into his office at the club.
 Roman really appreciates it, although he has to say that “I knew it all about it”.
 (Sure, Jan…).
·         T for Texts - How often do they text? How do they react when they receive texts from their partner? 
Since it is a LDR… texts are extremely necessary (alongside dick pics) (… AKA Roman’s).
 At first, they were sillier and they literally have a group chat, which changes names each day, since Roman and Ivar are two petty assholes (but you solved the thing with the name “the queen and her two subjects”).
 As I was saying… at first IT WAS A LOOOOT SILLIER (and Ivar had to understand actually how to do so many things, which explains the lesser dick pics) from memes to strange gifs, but you were happy they came because they did help you with your day and relaxing.
 As soon as you get together, as in… you move in together, it starts to be a little bit more domestic it is used for things such as… grocery lists, intelligent quirks and finally… still dick pics…
·         U for Unity - How well do they work with their partner? Do they make a good team? 
Strangely they do.
 Which isn’t something you were ready to bet on at first, mostly due to the fact that they are constantly at each other’s throat, which isn’t something that normal couple usually have (not that you are normal in the slightest…).
 But strangely each of your personality compliments each other, alongside you acting as the final glue of the relationship: Ivar is serious and insecure, but he can also be a strong rock to lean onto, alongside the fact that him being bluntly honest makes him a good conversationalist and opinion.
 Roman is the humor of the relationship, alongside the tough one and the one that you run to for anything, knowing he will take care of it: he is a nurturer, but he actually ends up having some issues on himself, mostly because he always ends up being a bit of a spoiled brat: but don’t worry, you and Ivar are there to help him through it all.
 Finally, both the boys are a grounding presence for you, alongside helping you in each way and form, they can because they somehow treasure each moment they spend together.
·         V for Vacation - Favourite vacation spot to take their partner? 
I think this was previously answered so I will say something very quick: Ivar is more a fun of colder places and walk in the nature (not gonna lie, but he would totally buy Greenland instead of Trump..), meanwhile Roman is the type of person who would love nothing more than a good trip under a sunny sky in an expensive resort (such as an island in Pacific Ocean).
·         W for When -  At what point do they move into together? What kind of place? Etc
After a year, mostly because there are so many things that need to be taken care for and you honestly thought that it would end up being a disaster, so you ended up quitting your job but kept your apartment but you slowly set in a routine, whereas you were expecting those two to be at each other’s throat…
 … but they seemed fine and during the first period they didn’t have too much time on their hand, actually, mostly they went to sleep tired organizing each of the new things she had brought with her.
 In the end, they were peacefully, mostly; they still had their territorial fights, but they could handle them better, now that they were all together.
 The house is small, meaning smaller than Ivar and Roman wanted, but you insisted in the fact that they didn’t spend too much money, mostly because you didn’t want them to spend too much money on you, and so settled for a nice house (also you wanted to maybe move into another city, as soon as things get better and you get used to each other’s personality); it isn’t small, and it has everything you might need in the last model, but it is comfortable and doesn’t feel empty.
 But most importantly you decorated it all together, so it’s home.
·         X for X-ray - What is their favourite body part on their partner? 
Non-sexual: Ivar loves your lips, he just love the way they pursue into a smile, into a pout, open due to surprise and lay kisses all over him.
Sexual: Your hips (I honestly took this a bit from the historical Vikings and era in which they lived, where things such as “big hips” meant fertility), he has extreme fun grabbing them and pushing his fingers into them till they leave bruises (also if you are a bit on the chubbier side… he literally loves it and will lose himself into them, getting EXTREMELY distracted) (… also if you are ticklish… you are done, it’s game over, baby).
 Non-sexual: Roman loves your neck, yeah it might be a bi of a vampire fixation, but he actually likes the structure of it: if it is small and thin, he can’t help but feel like it is so so elegant and pretty, meanwhile if it is bigger and more important, he can’t help but feel like he just has royalty in front of him. Also he can leave his pretty mark in full view.
Sexual: I honestly think it would be either your thighs or legs, since he likes the way they grip him, alongside being extremely sexy in each way and shape and form, alongside the fact that he can’t resist you in thigh-highs.
 Also, I feel like they would love equally your breasts and ass (although this one might be favored, a bit).
·         Y for you - A random headcanon about your relationship. 
Although both you and Ivar are well aware that Roman is a upir, you always make some very sassy and stupid humor about him being a vampire and constantly calling him that.
 You even went as far as to suggest that he dressed up as a vampire for Halloween.
 It is safe to say that you and Ivar got more than a few fang bites from him, that night.
·         Z for Zoom - Zoom into the future, what does your future look like? 
I honestly think that future would be extremely relative for them: they try to live by the present, mostly because they are supernatural creatures, meaning they will outlive her, and probably… in better conditions than her (although Roman could shed his immortality and “upir” condition, but you don’t want him to do that).
 Children is a problematic issues, mostly because, you have your own opinion (I personally would want children but feel free to fill here with whatever you want), Roman doesn’t want them (this is in a AU, in which Nadia doesn’t exist, sorry), Ivar does, although he is burned by Freydis experience and is unsure that he would be able to raise a children with also Roman.
 He can share you because you are your own person and he knows that somehow you and him belong with Roman, but to discover that the child was his, he didn’t know if he could be partial to that.
 You would probably take a lot of time before you would even try to make plans for further than the next day.
 If eventually accidents did happen, I honestly feel like both the boys would stop overthinking at least for the entire pregnancy, not wanting nothing to happen to the baby (if you decide to keep it), mostly because the child is half-supernatural so it might hurt her a bit, and be tough, mostly if it is a upir (how well did that turn out for Lena…) and then they would be too affectionate to it to even not consider it their sons.
 You would then transfer to your ideal place: a little house in the suburbs, maybe away in the countryside, but not too far away from the city.
 You would have a heavily life, and they would never be bothered by your aging, it would just made them discover more and more they love, and you gifted them life, a dynasty.
 It is an happy future life.
@walkxthexmoon and @hexqueensupreme
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ginnyzero · 4 years
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Completely Harmless Appendix 7
Appendix: Rainbow Week
1.     Rainbow Week/Luck Day/Valentine’s/JoJo Siwa/Red String Trail Ride
Holidays, in my opinions, should be events. My favorite thing the first time I played in Star Stable was around Christmas and we had all these Christmas Quests to decorate the county. Then they took that out and it was blah. So, I wanted to bring that Christmas style feeling back where you’re going around and decorating the county or your area of the county and then you have stuff to do during the actual festival.
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You can do holidays one of three ways, you do it like Christmas where there’s a set thing every year. Or you can it so that the holiday has progressive story, so each time it comes around (say Fashion Week) a little more of the story is unlocked and you can only do new story if you’ve progressed through the old. That way you don’t have NPCs talking about current story lines when the new players haven’t gotten that far in the story.
Or, you work your plot into the holidays. And then as the plot progresses, you’ll have more holidays as the years of your plot move forward. However, this requires that you have all of your story and map completed before launching the game. I chose number three for the story because it was convenient writing wise. (For Mystic Riders we go with option one.)
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To Rainbow Week in particular, Rainbow Week was something they introduced in 2019 to “replace” the Fortuna Festival, which they only did one or two years. It was supposed to be celebrating friendship? Basically, what happened, was the rainbows crashed and that’s about it. (I am not touching Mica. Nope. Nope.) They might have had the parade with the Bobcats. But there weren’t any quests anymore. The quests were all about setting up the parade route, decorating, and helping Tan make the outfits. Which were cool in a way except the Bobcats were foisting their duties on you because of nails. Maybe they took them out because they’re trying to change the Bobcats story image? I dunno. We older players know the truth.
And then there is Valentine’s Day which also celebrates friendship and love where they have the group race. There used to be quests about making teddy bears and a chocolate and berry cake. Then you had the letters with Derek. They removed those and that was sad. So I put them back in. 
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Then there is the Red String Trail Ride which you do in the “spring” and celebrates Friendship. Which was a trail ride with some random events programmed into it. It appropriates (yes, appropriates) the Chinese story about the red string that connects people’s hearts. I’m not really a fan of appropriation. It’s in the game. I can’t really do anything about it.
Lastly, they had Jojo Siwa in the game as a licensing gimmick. She likes rainbows and sings about friendship. They had you find bows in Moorland in order to trade them in for items. I expanded this across the entire county and then also had the player hand out bows in order to spread the news of friendship and love and Jojo Siwa to people in the district so they’d come watch Jojo. (Something that SSO didn’t do.)
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I mashed all of these together because they share the same theme to make Rainbow Week more exciting. This meant adding in more musicians and having fun treats, and being able to make crafts for the housing we don’t have yet. (I guess it’s going to come sometime in the next decade.) Fortuna Festival gave clues that these holidays are Club led so that’s why I ran with the clubs doing the festivities. And having things like special crafts, charms for a friendship bracelet and the selfie walls would encourage everyone to travel all over the county to collect things. Plus having things like the treasure hunt and of course, Chaun and his rainbow spices things up.
Instead of having Chaun give random items, I instead gave him a shop so that everyone can get the items they want. The other idea could be to use the same mechanic as the big pumpkins and the goats, and have a lottery system. But I really do prefer shops more.
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Brogan is my own invention. (As is Fill-E, the all girl j-pop band.) His game mechanics would be similar to having Spirit in the game. He shows up somewhere in the area after the rainbow crashes and you catch him and he’ll give you a task. That task rewards you with rainbow gold and reputation points until you reach admired with Brogan. Once you reach admired, you can take him to a Chaun and he’ll open a shop for you to exchange your rainbow gold for items with Brogan. His items will be different than Chauns.
And of course, once the decorations go up, they have to come down.
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I also included an Art Show for Fort Pinta and a Flea Market for Firgrove. (The Farmer’s Market would continue as usual except it’d be decorated. Same for the Horse Market.) These two areas could have arts and crafts that are rainbow themed and available for the player to purchase again for home decoration or jewelry or clothes, etc and so forth. There could also be special rainbow themed makeup going on at the salons. There could be shops featuring rainbow themed clothes, but they aren’t paying me that much to do that for free.
FOR THE ACCOMPANYING IMAGES PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE MY WATERMARK AND CONTACT INFORMATION. THANK YOU. I get it. Some of you might get excited and want to see this stuff in the game, especially the clothes, tack, and pets. However, the only way I want to see this in the game is if I get paid for it. If I see it in the game and I’m not paid for it, there will be hell to pay. You think I’m salty. I’d be angry. Personally, I’m not going to send this info to SSO. If you do, leave my contact information there! Don’t give them any excuses to steal.
Now, I’ll know you haven’t read this note if you leave me comments about how ‘salty’ I am about the game and if I hate it so much I should do something else. I am doing something else. It’s called Mystic Riders MMORPG Project. Mystic Riders however is a very baby phase game. You can check out our plans on the game dev blog. (Skills, Factions, Professions, Crafting, Mini-Games, 25+ horse breeds!) If you know anyone who would be interested and has money or contacts about game making, direct them to the blog.
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nikatyler · 5 years
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Last replies before I move to my dorm tomorrow! Prague, here I come. 
I’m in this weird state of freaking out and being calm at the same time. It’s hard to explain. It’s very different from how I felt the day before starting high school, I remember crying about how badly I don’t want to go there. As for today, I’m actually looking forward to the classes. Especially the history ones. Oh my god, and I’ll see my new friends again on Thursday! Maybe even tomorrow, but I’m not counting on that. I’m so exciteeeeed.
I don’t think I can give you any updates on my sims saves at the moment. I played a bit of Roses (finally!), a bit of my Realm of Magic save, a little bit of NSB...but mostly I just recoloured stuff. I’ll release it for simblreen I think, even though it’s not Halloween themed at all. For one of the tops I’ve even taken the preview pictures and the only “spooky” thing about them is that they were taken in Forgotten Hollow. But oh well. I mean, at least you’ll be able to use my simblreen treats all year!
elisabettasims replied to your photo “So basically, I’ve come to conclusion that high free will is broken in...”
Something I had to do in TS3 when I attempted something like this was remove almost EVERYTHING that was fun to get them to socialize at ALL. Because they would rather do something fun than talk. Before that, I would manually tank their social so they would have a NEED to talk. Yeah, it's kind of cheaty but, jeeeeesh.
Here’s a tiny spoiler: I moved the whole BC household to Twinbrook, which is most definitely smaller than St Claire (and, being an EA world, it has to be somewhat optimalized to run on all PCs I believe)...and suddenly my high free will is working, there are interactions between the sims...I love that! Wish I had realized that earlier though, it could’ve made the BC more interesting. Oh well, it was a learning experience. I might do another BC in the future. Keyword might. It definitely won’t happen next month.
poisonfireleafs replied to your post “You would think that signing up for classes is no big deal...but the...”
I'm almost done with my studies, but I really know this feeling
plumbobhart replied to your post “You would think that signing up for classes is no big deal...but the...”
im at the end of my uni studies and i still get anxious about signing up for classes D:
plumbobhart replied to your post “Phew, that was fast! The best times were gone in less than five...”
that sounds horrifying. my university is so small that some courses are self study cause it's very possible you're the only one taking it (love that). i'm taking a course in chinese though, and we're over 40 ppl on the course and it's kinda terrifying.
I’m going to the oldest and I think the biggest university in my country, so yeah, so far quite a lot of my experiences have been terrifying because there’s just SO MANY PEOPLE EVERYWHERE. I signed up for an optional class today though, and so far there’s six of us. But for the other ones, there’s about 20-40 students in every group, and then there’s one lecture where there’ll be 250 students. It IS scary.
1o8percent replied to your photoset “Glimmerbrook Home I know, I know. Not the most creative name but hey,...”
I love it!
Thank you! I really like it too. It’s not too complicated because I just wanted to play the game.
elisabettasims replied to your photoset “Tao: “This is getting more fun with every second.” Annemarie: “I...”
I miss the TS2 days when your neighbor would come yell at you for peeking in their windows.
They would WHAAAAT? That’s so funny! Wow, I really should give TS2 another try, every time I hear about these little things I’m so amazed.
tashsim replied to your post “�� yeah!”
hah, no idea
Yup, that was the point haha!
toxoplasmajuice replied to your photo “Maybe my high free will isn’t as broken as I thought it was. I...”
ur doing great sweetie
lbr that would be me if I ever entered a BC
swinging outside while everyone else is socializing
tiny-tany-thaanos replied to your photoset “So what exactly is happening here? Tao is flirting with Hannah and...”
They are just exploring their options in case they get eliminated XD
I’m not surprised...but in front of the bachelorette? The girl they’re fighting for? Ruuude
1o8percent replied to your post Closing ts3 now because I need to take some pictures in ts4...in the...”
From your NSB I like Valentine. As for your Rose legacy I’ve always liked Reagan and Sammy from your current generation.
Aww yeah, they’re my, let’s say, secondary faves too!
Secondary faves sounds so sad tho
tiny-tany-thaanos replied to your photoset “Scarlett: “Why did you do that? Of course we’re not supposed to do it...”
It was expectable... Especially from such sim. I actually feel sorry for her - she isn't that lucky so far... Except for winning a challenge but it didn't save her from a further failure...
I felt so bad when I rolled the dice and had to pick this interaction. But also, I was curious. Maybe it would work out. Well, it didn’t, and then I felt twice as bad.
lilleputtu replied to your photo “The title for the most useless BC host goes to…”
She is doing her best and I appreciate her efforts of absolutely ignoring the whole BC moderating business :D
She’s a whole mood in this challenge and I’m living for it.
toxoplasmajuice replied to your photo “Scarlett: “It’s happening, isn’t it? We’re running for the worst BC of...”
i mean. it could be worse, scarlett. nobody's dead. *yet*
*nervous eye emoji*
(i’m not saying anyone died, but there might have been some uhhh...near death experiences)
melien replied to your post “Hi I just wanted to come in and say I hope you’re having a good day...”
Wow damn this is so organized, it inspires me to clean out my mess at least a little bit
It’s the curse of being taught to think like a librarian for four years and having some slight OCD on the side
melien replied to your post “Closing ts3 now because I need to take some pictures in ts4...in the...”
Gen 6 of the Roses was pretty fun, and I especially liked Lydia (even before I got to make a spouse for her)
Ahh...I really, really want to love gen 6 as much as I love gen 4. If anything, the storylines (especially Regan’s) are so much better than anything og gen 4, and I’m proud of them. But I guess it’s kind of like dating a new person while still missing your ex. You love them but you miss what you had before. Which totally makes sense coming from a person with zero dating experience.
berryconfetti replied to your post “simmeronnie? Doing simblreen this year? It's more likely than you...”
i did it for the first time last year and it was pretty fun. Crazy to keep up with, but fun ��
I hope I’ll be able to do it! I have my cc ready like I said, but will I be here to have my porchlight on? I don’t know. I mean I should. Just because I’m moving to uni and have already made plans with some people doesn’t mean my social life will suddenly make me unavailable for simblr stuff. If anything, that might happen over longer time period, not in a span of one month.
elisabettasims replied to your photo “Happy Bi Visibility Day to all my fellow bisexuals! ������”
*raises a fist* That me.
*high fives you* *gives you awkward finger guns* Yayy!
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bearingwater · 5 years
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February Forecast for Aquarius
Happy birthday season, Aquarius! Your Water Bearer’s urn runneth over as the month begins. Not only is the Sun in your sign until February 18 but your “personal new year” arrives on February 4, when the Aquarius new moon kicks off a six-month cycle that’s all about YOU. Haven’t set any inspired 2019 resolutions yet? Pssshhhhhttt. The first full week of February cosmically aligns you with your personal passions and desires. When you craft your intentions from that headspace, you’ll be much more motivated to follow them.
As the zodiac’s rebel, you hate rules (at least, ones that other people invent). So why follow an outworn convention of January 1 as the arbitrary date for planning your entire year? You’re at most distracted during Capricorn season, when the Sun is in your foggy twelfth house. Here’s permission to wait until the annual Aquarius new moon, which will always fall at some point between January 21 and February 18. This year, February 4 is the true start of your calendar year!
Even better? The Aquarius new moon marks the Chinese Lunar New Year’s Eve, doubling your reasons to celebrate. On February 5, the official Year of the Earth Pig begins, a 12-month cycle that’s devoted to pleasure and play.
You won’t be sorry to see the Earth Dog depart, after a year of territory-guarding and hierarchy that are SO not aligned with your communal style. The “more the merrier” Pig is all about shared indulgences. In the sensual Earth element, celebrations could get downright hedonistic. But Earth energy is also grounding and sensible. This will be a work hard/play hard Chinese Year, when your flair for teamwork comes in really handy!
Those diplomatic skills are already in demand because from January 1 to February 14, excitable Mars is in Aries, activating your third house of communication and kindred spirits. Your message feeds are #lit with invitations and fast-paced conversations, and your social calendar is packed. Energizer Mars can tempt us to overdo it, however, so go easy on the multitasking and try not to overbook yourself. The third house rules local events, and your community could become a hub of action—and activism. Scout out ways you can make an impact practically in your own backyard.
Looking for a new neighborhood? Yearning to connect with a like-minded crew? Until March 6, your co-ruler, changemaker Uranus, is also in Aries. Explore and experiment! You might take a road trip to check out new possibilities or rent an Airbnb in a happening ‘hood to see if you would really enjoy living there. When Mars and Uranus make a rare conjunction (meetup) on February 13, you could suddenly pick up and move. This is also a powerful day for a no-holds-barred conversation or to pitch an innovative idea. A sibling, colleague or neighbor could be involved in events today. Perhaps one of them will become a key collaborator on an avant-garde idea. After March 6, Uranus will leave Aries and won’t return here again in this lifetime. You’ll never again experience a Mars-Uranus connection in your communication house. Speak now or forever hold your peace!
Love is in the air on Valentine’s Day since the moon will spend the holiday in Gemini and your passionate, playful fifth house. Set aside your cynicism and get decadent, whether you indulge with friends or a romantic plus-one. But watch your budget before you order wine flights to pair with every dish. A tricky T-square to Neptune in your money house and generous Jupiter in your friend zone could leave you with a sticker-shock-inducing tab. If you go out with a crew, agree ahead of time on a budget or how you’ll split the bill so you don’t end up paying for everyone’s drinks and oyster samplers. You could also be pulled between a date night and tempting plans with your squad. Can you squeeze in both without exhausting yourself or hurting anyone’s feelings? If yes, give it a try…but remember that you can’t please everyone, so prioritize to keep your FOMO in check.
Home becomes a hotspot from February 14 to March 31 as Mars moves into Taurus and your domesticity zone. You could ignite a cottage industry or see a rotating cast of characters under your roof. If you’ve been hankering to move or redecorate, the red planet will happily play realtor and interior designer with you. (Check out our new Feng Shui section for ideas!)
Things move quickly with Mars at the helm, and you’ll need to act fast. If you put your house on the market, you could have a stampede of showings, which could get intense. If you’re home-hunting, be prepared with your paperwork to beat the competition. Mars can add motivation and stress in equal measures. Try to step away from any family drama, especially with a child or female relative. Get out of the house at the first hint of cabin fever because tension can boil over while Mars is here. Ramping up self-care will help you manage mood swings, which can easily spike now.
On February 18, “wounded healer” Chiron will move into Aries, staying until April 2027. Chiron made a brief pit stop here from April to September 2018, then receded back into Pisces. While Chiron is in Aries, we’ll collectively mend old scars around visibility, self-esteem and identity. According to mythology, Chiron was a healer who couldn’t heal himself. Under his influence, we evolve by helping others overcome struggles that we’ve dealt with (and may still be muddling through). It’s the ultimate act of service, where the giver ends up receiving an unexpected karmic gift.
Chiron will exit your money and work house and enter your communications zone. From your neighborhood to your social scene to your friendships, Chiron will “act locally” and cause you to rethink the people and conversations you invest energy in. Finding your voice through writing, teaching and other outlets could become a new mission, and you might be inspired to help others do the same. Words have the power to heal or harm, and you’ll become acutely aware of the impact of your thoughts and dialogues. You may drift away from certain friendships that don’t affirm or uplift you.
These themes won’t be entirely new because radical Uranus has been in Aries since 2011, shaking up the status quo in this zone of your chart for years. On March 6, Uranus will permanently exit, passing the transformational baton to Chiron for the next nine years.
Practical matters prevail starting February 18, when the Sun moves into Pisces and your second house of work and money. Sweep up those birthday cake crumbs and get down to business. But don’t shut your emotions off just yet. On February 19, the Virgo full supermoon beams into your eighth house of sex, shared finances and merging. A sizzling soulmate attraction might consummate, and longtime couples might make things permanent (or, in some cases, part ways). A joint venture could become official, and you might close an important deal related to real estate or other investments. This spotlight on your long-term finances also gives an unflinching look at where you need to better manage your money.
Strong, unprocessed feelings can surge up at this full moon, especially ones you’ve been trying to hide. Floodgates: down! From jealousy to resentment to questions about trust, the intrigue ratchets up. In the light of this moon, you might issue a heartfelt confession only to feel excruciatingly exposed right after (a “vulnerability hangover,” as Brene Brown calls it). Anger might boil up from feeling so raw, so catch yourself before you’re tempted to lash out.
Aquarius is the sign of emotional detachment, and while you’ve got plenty of feelings, you don’t enjoy having them on public display. This full moon could upend your sense of control and composure. Try to embrace it instead of getting embarrassed. Your humanity is not only attractive; it’s the only way that other people can truly connect with you. Being perfect is overrated!
Love & Romance
With amorous Venus floating through Capricorn and your dreamy twelfth house from February 3 to March 1, your visions of romance may border on fantasy (sweet!) but they’ll also be tinged with delusion and confusion (oops!). Pinch yourself and try to keep it real, Water Bearer. There could be high stakes attached to something you’re considering, and you definitely want to be of “sound mind” when you make your decision. If you find yourself pining for a past love, conjure the most difficult and painful chapters as well as the happy times. It’ll be easy for you to see things through rose-colored lenses this month.
Meanwhile, the other love planet, fiery Mars, splits the month between two signs on Valentine’s Day. The first half of February, he’ll be revving his engines in Aries and your self-expressive sector, inspiring you to share your feelings or confess a secret desire.
On February 13, Mars makes a rare (once-every-other-year) conjunction with capricious Uranus in this communication center. Given Uranus’ allergy to commitment, you might be wildly attracted to someone one minute only to have the flame of desire go out the next. And on the other hand… Mars in this media-friendly zone could be making online dating extra-hot, especially when he unites with tech-savvy Uranus.
Then, on February 14, the red planet downshifts into steadier Taurus and your domestic quarters until March 31, which could keep you planted at Chateau Aquarius for a big chunk of the next six weeks. This can turn up the dial on your already tender emotions—especially with Venus in your imagination zone. You might also be inspired to be more upfront about your feelings. Mars can quicken the pace of plans to move in together, babymaking or meeting each other’s families. For longtime couples, it’s a time to talk about a real estate investment, family plans or to entertain together at home. Stressful Mars can turn up the tension at home, so if you find yourself fighting and bickering more than usual, call a wingwoman and get out of the house!
Key Dates
February 2: Venus-Uranus Trine An attraction could heat up fast and unexpectedly—and the most surprising part is who with. Suspend your judgment, Aquarius: If your heart is saying yes and your head isn’t disagreeing, there’s no reason not to give it a go. Attached? Be sure to put “spicy pillow talk” on tonight’s romantic menu.
Money & Career
It’s your time to shine, Aquarius! The Sun is in your sign until February 18, and your birthday brings the motivation to make a fresh start. What new experiences do you want to build into your next year of life—and what habits, obligations and dynamics do you want to leave behind? The February 4 Aquarius new moon is YOUR personal new year (you get one new moon in your sign each year), so use it or lose it. Set intentions and make sure they come from what you want to do, rather than what you think you “should” do.
That doesn’t mean you can’t run ideas past your tribe, especially while energizer Mars is in Aries and your third house of communication until February 14. But you’re likely to get a different opinion from everyone you ask, so go easy on the crowdsourcing or you’ll end up even more confused. Give yourself a chance to play with different options. A life-changing conversation or aha moment could arrive at the February 13 conjunction between Mars and your co-ruler, innovative Uranus. Think (and act) outside the box!
On February 14, Mars enters Taurus and your fourth house of home until March 31. You’ll feel a renewed ambition to set up a solid, supportive foundation at Chateau Aquarius. Make sure you have a space to dream, plan and get creative. Working from home could be surprisingly fruitful if you can swing a remote gig, but letting the work/life balance blur will only heap on added stress.
When the Sun enters Pisces on February 18 for a month, it illuminates your second house, helping you solidify a plan to turn birthday wishes into concrete actions. Use the Virgo full supermoon on February 19 in your eighth house of resources to look at long-term financial plans. Talk to an adviser: How can your money work harder for you? An investment, possibly related to real estate, could pay off. Get a jump-start on your taxes and research which debt repayment strategy will help you reach financial freedom this year.
Key Dates
February 1: Mars-Pluto Square Negotiations might come to a screeching halt under this passive-aggressive face-off between these power-thirsty planets. Worse: Someone may not be telling the whole story. Stand your ground, but if you can’t come to a reasonable consensus, table it for another, more agreeable day.
Love Days: 15, 19 Money Days: 25, 7 Luck Days: 23, 5 Off Days: 17, 21, 2
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Character concept: Aria/Justice
because I can’t get it out of my head here’s some scattered nonsense of ideas that I would like to see if Aria becomes a playable character again in the next Guilty Gear :D just like, a bunch of stuff thrown at the wall because I want these out so they won’t bother me in my head so here you go!
Intro: Shot of a hand holding a remote with a prominent red button on it, the thumb presses down on the button. Camera pans up to see a shine in the sky, followed by a huge shadow dropping swiftly down. Cut to a side view of Aria with her hands crossed as the shadow stops in front of her, a lightly altered recreation of the Gear Justice. She looks aside, at the camera and her opponent, says her opening line, before the suit opens up and she jumps inside. The suit closes around her as lights turn on all at once and the Gear, Aria, turns to her opponent with clenched claws.
opening line ideas:
Sol: “Fredrick, I want to test this thing out, don’t hold back like last time.”
“Don’t give me that look, I know you’re itching for another go.”
“I get antsy too you know, research gets boring sometimes.”
“No, I’m not mad. I am still going to beat you up though, it’s the principle of the matter.”
Dizzy: “Alright, now take a deep breath, and don’t hold back.”
“I know you don’t like fighting, but keeping your skills sharp is important.”
“You can do better then that, I know you can, I’ll drag it out of you if I need to.”
“You can’t hurt me dear, so let Necro have some fun this time, eh?”
Ky: “I need to know for certain if you can stand by her side, your majesty, so get ready.”
“A mother-in-law’s advice is healthy for any marriage, now pay close attention.”
“You never did fight Justice did you? Now’s your chance.”
“Dizzy gets a lot from me; my looks, my eyes, and my fire power.”
Baiken: “Take your anger, your pain, your hatred, and fight me!”
“I remember the feel of your blade against my armor, this time don’t miss.”
“This is your revenge, come and take it!”
“Guilt isn’t weighing me down, but I won’t sit by and let you wallow.”
Generic: “Don’t worry, this won’t hurt you, just think of it as an intense work out.”
“I installed a few new tricks into this baby, keep your guard up!”
“This isn’t the real deal, but it will be more then enough to handle you.”
Instant Kill: Aria lunches out a sort of tether to trap the opponent in place, fires a barrage of lasers, and then charges her Gammy Ray. She charges it up until the glow of it reaches the sky, and then flies towards her target to fire it, at point blank range. DESTROYED. Open to a large canyon in front of the suit, stretching out into the horizon. The suit opens and out comes Aria, grimly satisfied and the wind whipping her hair around while she says her winning line. Aria WIN!
“Asuka really went for overkill with this, didn’t he?”
“And that, is how you win a battle, even if you lose a war.”
“Most strategies fall apart when faced with overwhelming force, bigger stick always wins.”
“It may be a pale imitation, a reproduction, but this lady still packs a mean punch doesn’t she?”
Normal Victory Pose: The suits opens to let Aria step out before kneeling behind her, she leans back to sit, not at all elegantly, on it’s head with a weary sigh, reaches into her pocket to pull out a lollipop with a kind smile as she says her line before she starts eating it. Aria WIN! 
“Yikes, did I overdo it again? Sorry about that.”
“The thrusters still need tuning up, thanks for running around so much that I noticed.”
“You did well back there! A little more practice and I’ll have to work for it next time.”
“Next time, when you think of picking a fight with a laser shooting robot, don’t.”
End match quotes (AKA where I completely indulge in my HCs about Aria post Rev2):
Sol: “Hey Fredrick, remember that time I challenged you and Asuka to an arm wrestling competition? You two complained about sore wrists for weeks! *short chuckle*...brings back memories. doesn’t it?...”
Dizzy: “Very good Dizzy! Literally ever single reader and scanner on this thing burst and broke during that fight! W-wait no don’t look worried! That’s a good thing! I’m proud of you, really.”
Ky: “If I’m being honest, I really don’t get what Dizzy sees in you. Not that I’m questioning her choices, God forbid! You’re just not my type at all, bit too straight laced...though, that short hair look does suit you better, very handsome.”
Leo: “You make an odd King, Leo. But not a bad one at all! Sure, Ky may be more popular among the public, and the press love him more, and he tends to lead things more confidently and thoroughly, but you-you....Leo? Why are you sulking?”
Sin: “Well, deal’s a deal. I beat you so now you need to go back and finish your homework young man. Now don’t frown like that, only kids do that. Tell you what, finish your work quickly, and me and Fredrick’ll treat you to a big dinner, deal?”
Ramlethel: “Excellent work Ram, you’re improving very quickly! You and Sin train hard don’t you? Just try not to overindulge on those burgers after your sessions alright? Gear Biology or no those things are bad for you.”
Elphelt: “El, sweetheart, I know you have your style and all, but is the wedding dress still necessary? A place to hid your weapons sure but doesn’t it get in the way?...was I ever like that? God I hope not..oh! Nothing it’s nothing!”
Slayer: “Every single reader is either broken or glitching on me, armor cracked to hell, engine damn near exploded, exhausted my fuel and my ammunition...and here you are, lounging like it’s a holiday...what are you exactly...?” 
Potemkin: “Well! Zepp technology is certainly...hardy! Nearly overloaded my canons on you! Took me by surprise there...”
Chipp: “You really need to stop playing this silly ninja game of yours and sit down. Politics is boring as dirt but if you call yourself a president that’s your job...*sigh* I pity your secretary, truly.”
Faust: “Sorry about that...outburst, I kind of have this thing with medical procedures and needles and...well, I’m sure you understand, Doctor.”
Jam: “God it’s been ages since I had proper Chinese food, how’s your general Tsao?...why are you giving me that dirty look? Did I say something wrong?” 
May: “You pack a wallop don’t you? I thought that anchor was a toy at first but your swinging that cast iron like it’s nothing! Maybe train with someone who can teach you how to use it more directly? Who knows what kind of damage you could do...”
Zato: “...according to my scanners you don’t have a pulse...did that vampire have something to do with it? Either way, stay away from me, no offence but that shadow of yours is creepy, and coming from me that says something.”
Millia: “There are no chains on you dear, nothing holding you down and no one holding you back. Your freedom is right there, all you have to do is reach for it with both hands.”
Venom: “...you know, you remind me of this baker in downtown Ilyria, he’s a genius with bread and sugar, honestly incredible. I hope his business is doing well, I don’t know if I could make it through the day without one of his cinnamon buns.”
Baiken: “Get up. I know this isn’t all your anger, get up! Gather more hatred and fight me! Pour every ounce of pain you have into your blade and let it out! Get up! I won’t stop until you can live again, until you can let go before you tear yourself to pieces...get. Up.”
Anji Mito: “Now. You are going to behave, sit there, and tell the truth for once. Mind you this suit has a heartbeat monitor so I’ll know if you try to pull a fast one. Now, question one, what do you know?”
I-no: “...sorry for causing you so much trouble as Jack-O, my excitement kind of got away from me. Thanks for putting up with it.”
Raven: “I never did thank you for that wound you healed, did I? Of course I remember, who forgets a friend in this day and age?” 
Extra stuff/Headcannons:
* She’s like mature Jack-O personality wise, though with a rather wry sense of humor. Pokes fun at Sol every chance she gets (only calls him Fredrick, or Freddie if she wants to troll him), but always with a hint of affection. Sometimes blanks out or has her mind wonder off.
* Worked closely with Paradigm to build the suit, though she did most of the heavy work herself. Used schematics from a few of Asuka’s old hideouts and accounts from the Crusades while adding her own spin on the design. No...crotch spike. Constantly improving it and tweaking it whenever she has the time. 
* Nags Ky like a proper mother-in-law mostly just for the sake of poking fun, she trusts him with Dizzy. Wants to make up for lost time with Dizzy, though she knows she can only go so far with her being about a decade late to be a mom.
* Treats the Valentine sisters like, well, sisters almost. Little sisters. Spoils Sin rotten whenever his parents aren’t paying attention. Had a 10 hour long training session with him after he called her “grandma” once. 
* Feels a little guilty about Japan. Doesn’t exactly blame herself entirely, but she still feels some responsibility to fix some of the damage. Baiken makes that guilt double in her gut, wants her to move on because she has a vague memory of Baiken fighting Justice and failing miserably. 
* Has an odd, vague mix of memories from both Jack-O and Justice, she can just manage to keep up and make sense of them, but both at once has her needing to sit down and clutch her head because ow migraines. Also pretty much remembers everything from before she died the first time.
* Wants to punch Asuka in the nose. Also to say she forgives him and she gets why he did what he did, but first she needs to break his nose because seriously Asuka the fuck.
* Her theme would probably be some mix between “Meet Again” (Justice theme) and “Juno” (Jack-O theme), with maybe the “Diva” riff thrown in there for flavor. Slightly manic rock mix but ultimately in control and, near the end, happy. Song title would be something like “Together Again” or “Hera” (Juno’s Greek name) 
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The “Long Ass List” of AUs
@starstrucx @psychxtic-beauty
Modern AU, Model AU, Highschool/College AU, Undercover AU and Brothel/Succubus AU
Laundry Sex, New Year’s Eve Sex, Coconut Shell Bras, Rain Sex (while outside the porch), Onesie Sex, Sexting, Soap Play, Scent Play (Underwear and Masturbation), Waterfall/River Sex, Underwater Holding Breath The Longest Competition Thingy, Kitchen Sex, Morning Sex, Bathtub Sex, Shower Sex, Comfort Room Sex, Dressing Room Sex, Candy Cane In Between Boobies, Loud Music/Sounds While Having Sex, Temperature Play (popsicles), Dressing Room Quickie, Fishnets
Brothel/Succubus Wuo AU
A big ass goblet made of glass is at the entrance of the establishment itself, then there is also another in the bar itself. A small cup of glass is served when the guests enter, like at parties and waiters/waitresses serving glasses of champagne
The bar offers a small cup of gummy bears first and then make a drink for them, to which Wuo will be Zack’s bartender at his first visit
Wuo sucks Zack’s cock but with a bit of a twist, she’ll be having a Menthos candy in her mouth as she sucks him off until he cums
Sleeves go loose = 1 kiss
Shirt loosened = another kiss
Shirt off = a longer kiss
Then once all her clothes are off she gets off him and goes over to the pillows, lying down, opens her legs and beckons him from in between them, “I’ll let you be in charge tonight, babe.”
Getting addicted to her pussy juice a.k.a. aphrodisiac in which Zack eats her pussy out every time they have sex.
-Lightly touches the hard head of the dick- “Wonder what I shall say to that, naughty baby…How dare you do that without me looking~?”
-After licking Zack’s cum- “You must be a limited edition darling…I’m getting so drunk on you.”
Wuo cums and Zack hasn’t but they are so high and horny after Wuo cums from the missionary position she flips them over and starts riding him, pussy overflowing with her juices and everything…and they both cum together.
“I expect some payment for my clothes you ripped…but I think, as long as you give me my satisfaction, consider your debts already paid…” or “I expect some payment for all my clothes you ripped…but I think your dick/cum will do just fine.”
-After Zack is drunk and wanting to go home- “Where are you going? You’re not leaving without having some dessert right~?” or “Come upstairs. Dessert’s ready and piping hot…just for you~”
Zack: “Are you mine?”
Wuo: “I’m all yours, darling.”
Zack: “How do I know?”
Wuo: “You can claim me over and over until you’re satisfied.”
Zack loves to hear Wuo scream, moan, groan, etc. So he doesn’t kiss her at all, even during foreplay…just let her moan out his name and scream to her heart’s pleasure. “Oh Zack! Fuck! A-ahh!! Cum…I want to cum–Cum inside me Zack! Fill me up with your–Oh fuuck I’m cumming! Ahh!”
Instead of serving peanuts or crackers, the bar serves snacks but they are jelly snacks like gummy bears and jelly cubes. Only the jelly snacks are soaked in both the booze and the aphrodisiac in which is also Wuoling’s pussy juices.
Wuo singing and sitting on the table where Zack sits, feet on both sides of him so inside her skirt can be seen and she looks down at him with a smile and finishes her song.
Bodyclaims: Morrigan Aensland and Nyotengu
Brothel Name: Peaches & Berries
Faceclaims: Panty (non chibi version) and Furuya Mai in Musunde Hiraite
Setting: Thailand
Wuo’s Methods of Seducing:
- Teasing
- Voice tones
- Dancing (pole, stripping, etc.)
- Aphrodisiac in drinks
- Singing (jazz, blues, slow R&B)
Bar Appearance: Balaclava
Underground secret passageway in which the left tunnel leads to the exit and the right tunnel leads to a secret brick wall which serves as a secret door towards a certain room currently owned by the Succubus herself.
“Fondue” named drink, which is a chocolate infused drink mixed with the aphrodisiac which is Wuo’s pussy juice.
“Oh hello again Zack. I was expecting you. I do hope you like something to satisfy your sweet tooth. I created a new drink; it will definitely get you all…fired up~”
“Abierto” means “open” is a drink that makes customers horny, which is the “Cherry Almond Crema” drink.
“Would you like to try my new special? It’s guaranteed to "abierto” your soul to euphoria, Zack darling~“ -winky winky-
"Sarado” which means “close” is a light drink one can take after waking up from a hangover. It is made of soda water, lime juice and sugar (also an aphrodisiac)
Wuo’s pussy juice are kept in vials and are like sweeteners but they have magic in them in which makes a drink sweet and then others have no taste. They all have different sweetness levels in different vials that contain her pussy juices.
Zack enters the secret quarters to find Wuo hula hooping while naked. He shyly asks on what is she doing and she teasingly replies: “Practicing…what else~?”
Hula hooping performances to put on a show for the audience after that encounter with Zack seeing Wuo hula hooping while naked.
Wuo’s pussy juice makes Zack’s already amazing “recovery” periods after orgasm much faster than his normal rate.
Billiard tables are also in the brothel in which one time Zack sees Wuo playing pool while showing her heavenly butt, flaunting it up just for him to see and drool at. What happens there is up to the muns/roleplayers themselves.
(If threesome is possible with Yueliang) “Oh look Yueliang, he’s still wanting some more~” and “Gosh, you can’t even make him cum/please him? Urgh, let me do it.”
“I came looking for you…Oh? Who is this? Having fun without me, are you? I’m hurt Zack~”
The bar serves Absinthe. A drink that’s heavily diluted with sugar water, but it can cause hallucinations and high feelings approx 10 minutes after drinking.
Model AU
Semi-dominance in which Soo Jae (Wuo) will give him his sexual frustration doses in sex and basically the whole thread.
Oiled/tanned up photoshoot in which Soo Jae’s body is golden light brown and all.
After their first time…then she or he makes it a point to have sex once a week or something…Like everytime Zack gets invited to Wuo’s penthouse they’ll either do lots of teasing or have sex… Also every Sunday, kinky sexual sessions disguised as photoshoot/photography training for Zack from Soo Jae.
They’ll be at the balcony before the kissing starts. Prepare for the fireworks display and then they have snacks all ready but when the kissing starts they just unconsciously push them off the wide balcony railing which doubles as a chair/bench. It’ll be away from the city, in the residential area outside the city so no one can hear her scream in ecstasy as he drives hard into her.
Wuo cums before Zack cums in the New Year’s Eve Sex.
Timeline Of Events:
August: First meet up (Now)
September: Normal photoshoots (Clothing line for clothes companies)
October: sexy Halloween costumes and stay in together during Halloween with scary movies
November: Major photoshoot.
December: Major photoshoot and Christmas celebration together
New Year Confession: "I don’t want to leave your side. I’ll always pose for you, with you and only you.” New Years kissing until dawn
January: Offered to be featured in the “Aristocrat” magazine. Disco themed photoshoot. Offered to be on the cover for the first time of “Aristocrat”
February: Valentines photoshoot. Birthday and first time sex. The February issue is the one where Soo Jae is on the cover and is one of the new faces of “Aristocrat” itself, it features Soo Jae in black motorcycle suit that is similar Catwoman’s spandex suit complete with a helmet with cat ears (Celty Sturluson) and it’ll be a motorcycle themed photoshoot.
June: Second stint with Aristocrat magazine where its a “Gamer Girl” themed photoshoot.
December: New Years Eve Sex In Soo Jae’s (Wuo) Penthouse
Valentine’s Day Themed Photoshoot, Chinese New Year Themed Photoshoot, Military Themed Photoshoot, Jungle/Forest Themed Photoshoot, Beach Themed Photoshoot, Fruits Themed Photoshoot, Disco Themed Photoshoot, Halloween Themed Photoshoot, Police Themed Photoshoot, Hospital Themed Photoshoot, Cowboy/Wild West Themed Photoshoot, Bathroom/Showers Themed Photoshoot, Candy Themed Photoshoot
Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach’s black and white two piece bikini
Spread eagle where Soo Jae’s pussy is seen in photos, but this shall be improvised in the process by the roleplayers themselves.
Zack is sick and Soo Jae abandons the photoshoot and goes to this apartment to take care of him.
Intern said: “Soo Jae been wanted by so many other people too!” So many other companies want to work with her, one of them is Aristocrat. But she rejected them before since the poses they require of the models don’t click with her because Zack is not there none of the photographers she worked with before made her look good, plus she doesn’t like them. So she cannot pose like that for them. But now with Zack around she can.
There was this scene where Wuo tells Zack she wants a close up. Then she walks over and gives his camera lens a lipstick mark kiss. He was like “Huh? Why?” and she just smiles teasingly. Then Zack smirks back, turns the camera and kisses the kiss mark on the lens, while looking at her winking and smut and all.
Wuo invites Zack back to her house. There she cooks them dinner and offers to teach Zack some “private photography lessons”. It becomes a teasing session since she’ll be striking all the teasing poses (like the lingerie models) and wear the sexy outfits and pulling him by his camera strap or tie and kissing him.. Wrapping her legs around him.. Knee rubbing against his semi-hardness.. Best part: the rule is “No touching the model during the session.”
Teasing Zack with a room where lights aren’t that much lighting up the room.
“You must be bothered by something, dearie…come and have a seat…let me shake you up something to soothe those muscles of yours~” Then Zack to Soo Jae: -points to the earring- “I’m your little lamb, but it doesn’t mean I won’t bite you…”
Zack arrives in Soo Jae’s penthouse and sees her sweating after working out. Soo Jae then displays her “assets” to him and tells him that she’ll take a shower in a bit. Then she showers and the glass of the shower area has steam on it in which covers up Soo Jae’s naked body. Then she asks him to reach the towel in which he gets to see her naked body in the process.
Leopard/Zebra/Tiger/etc. print bikini/undies.
Surprise lap dance in the changing room after the cowboy/Wild West themed photoshoot.
Companies like: Cotton On, H&M, Abercrombie & Fitch, etc.
For photoshoots where Soo Jae’s naked, only Zack is taking photos while the rest of the crew are behind the curtains. Convenient censoring after the shoot for the photoshoppers/editors will add “covers” and edit the photos taken.
Soo Jae and Zack do a photoshoot where Zack does the shots and for the couple shots, Soo Jae uses the selfie techniques and they compile the photos and send it with an anonymous e-mail to the head of the Aristocrat Magazine. The magazine then offers Soo Jae a chance to pose for their magazine and Zack then masturbates to Soo Jae’s naked photos. Having traces of his own cum in his laptop screen and keyboard.
Soo Jae and Zack orders pizza, but Soo Jae wants to tease Zack so she pretends she doesn’t have money and starts flirting with the pizza delivery guy, getting him to come in and gets all touchy feely with him. Of course Zack sees this and quickly pays for the pizza before he pins Soo Jae to the wall and “tells her who she supposedly belongs to”.
Soo Jae wearing loose tank tops which highlights some side boobs while working out, teases Zack with it.  
Soo Jae’s (Wuo) measurements: Rachel’s measurements (Ninja Gaiden and Dead or Alive)
Soo Jae’s (Wuo) boobies: 37C
Soo Jae’s (Wuo) bodyclaim: Amanda Cerny
Soo Jae’s (Wuo) faceclaim: In Gyi Yoon/Queen
Soo Jae’s (Wuo) voiceclaim: Tia Ballard (both Elizabeth Mably from Freezing and Rea Sanka from Sankarea: Undying Love)
NSFW Magazine Name: Aristocrat
Zack masturbates at every NSFW photos that Soo Jae is in
Soo Jae has an Instagram account and Zack masturbates at any photo/video that she posts
“I trust that you saw the latest update?” Before or after masturbating, Zack receives text messages from Soo Jae
Modern AU
Black bikini strap top and denim shorts.
4 freaking rounds of kinkiness, quickie in the classroom, ruler use, car sex, beach sex with temperature play and then one last round back home.
Beach wear on the trunk of the car cause Wuoling loves the beach.
Wuo practices the Chinese martial art called “Ba Ji Quan” for self-defense, fitness and relaxation as well to combat stress itself. Zack on the other hand practices “Wing Chun” which is another Chinese martial art.
Highschool/College AU
(Highschool)
Zack is the well known student who was born in a wealthy family, excels in the sport he’s in which is Judo, while Wuoling is an average student who is shy and innocent.
They both engage in oral sex activities in private places, as well as anal during their time in their final days of highschool.
Having sex and then when they’re about to climax, Zack’s pet puppy who’s a Welsh corgi named “Angeal” cockblocks them. This then stops their orgasm, to which Zack then takes care of Angeal while naked, his hard cock visible and hairless sacks dangling about for Wuo to see. He then suggests they’d continue in the bedroom.
Undercover AU
Faceclaim: Aya Brea
Voiceclaim: Jodie Holmes (Beyond Two Souls)
Setting: Hong Kong
Wuo’s staring in the horizons of the Hong Kong skyline wearing the bikini in which Zack bought her to use. After successfully taking over the rival gang’s business empire, Zack was awarded a mansion that was set on Victoria’s Peak. Wanting to smoke out, he decided not to as he saw Wuoling’s body and was turned on by it. He then presses his hard on in his pants against her butt gently, rubbing it up and down at this. Then Wuo goes: “Excited~?” With a teasing voice and then goes up to stroke at his neck while another hand goes down his leg, missing where he wants it most. “Do you really want me~?” In between kissing: “You’re so impatient…Guess I’ll have to be impatient myself, hm?” Skips a foreplay session and goes straight to suck his cock. Then Zack eats Wuo out, then they proceeded to remove each other’s clothes and ends up having sex in an inflatable boat in the pool.
Extra ideas that can be used:
Wuoling plays with the ribbon because of cat/kitty instincts or she dresses up like that while she’s in “heat”. Prompting Zack to alleviate the pain from being in “heat”. The ribbon part that is covering her pussy is dripping wet because of her core being wet.
“Easy tiger boy. Tonight, when we get back home. Then you’ll get it as long as you want.”
“My mouth around your cock…As deep and long as you want.”
“It isn’t going to ride itself.”
“You’re so hot and tight around me.”
“I taste so good you’ll want the recipe.”
“One word of advice, I like to be choked.”
“Only meant for your pleasure baby…”
“You taste so good…I’ll swallow you whole/lick it all good.”
“I’m ready for you, come and get it/don’t you wanna put your dick inside/dick in me?”
“I need you right now…put it inside me. Right now!”
“Its all yours big boy. I’m waiting for you.”
“Are you on the naughty or nice list? Why don’t you come over and find out?”
“Drop em. Lets see what you’re made of.”
“Relax…let’s go all the way…”
“Fill me up with your cum…until it drips out of my pussy!”
“Why hello there big boy…”
“Do it inside! I want you to paint my pussy with your white cum!”
“You’re pretty hard right now. Let me…relieve your pent-up stress now.”
“Come and give me a taste-test.”
“Hope you like strawberries, cause my lips are.”
“Devour me…”
“Its my first time, aren’t you gonna record it?”
“Don’t bite your lips. Let me do that for you.”
“Of course I will, darling. I am a model student in your school after all.”
“Do you have your own Olympus Mons in your pants? I’ll take the trip to space to see it.”
“Aren’t you getting hard? And it’s only been a few minutes…be a good boy and let me do the things I want to do first, okay?”
“As long as I have a face, you will always have a place to sit”
“Yeah, I’m qualified. Don’t believe me? I’ll show you my Ph.D”
“You’re so sexy when you’re in pain…want me to do you more?”
“If you don’t get up now, I’ll be forced to take drastic action”
“Yeah, I like it everytime she devours me with those words like that” - Zack
“Better behave in the studio…or else I’ll make you my next prey…” - Soo Jae (Wuoling)
“Tonight, let’s do something your memory foam mattress will never forget”
“He’s an interesting one, perhaps he’s powerful down there too…”
“Let’s ease those tense muscles. What will you have baby?”
“My, my…aren’t you feeling a little edgy today? Why not settle for a sweet drink today? Rum and coke? Margarita? Or perhaps curacao? I’ll add a few drops of ambrosia to soothen those tense muscles.”
“And perhaps afterwards…just to ease your muscles up…we can…do something else upstairs~”
“I’ve freed up my schedule today only for you~”
“I’ll see you…or not, baby boy~” -winks and leaves-
“C'mere Zack…all of me is for your pleasure~”
“Maybe some Ambrosia can soothe your mood, darling~”
“Seems like only you are worthy for the sweet nectar of the gods…”
“It must be the Ambrosia hm? Controlling your fingers–Oh! Where are touching, darling? Oh well, I guess you’re my exception. My body’s yours darling~”
“What do you crave for today? The bar’s sweetness…or my delectable body?”
“Let me give you your heart’s desire…or should I say…fulfill the burning lust in you~?”
Types of Condoms:
Latex - these are the most commonly used types of rubbers, proven to prevent pregnancy (about 85% effective) and STDs from spreading. They are stretchable which is good for “well endowed” ones or should I say…BIG COCKS. Oils can break the condom or make it slip more easily. Use a water or silicon based lube instead.
Non-Latex - if you or your guy is allergic to latex, no excuses for not using condoms. There are polyurethane sheaths that block sperm and most viruses too.
Lambskin - olden day condoms were made from intestines but these days the most popular animal membrane condoms are lambskin. They fail to protect against STDs and aren’t as highly effective as latex condoms for preventing pregnancy.
Spermicide Free & Spermicide - rubbers with spermicide are intended to offer double the protection by killing sperm with a chemical laced tube. Some are allergic to these so there are spermicide free condoms to use.
Female Condom - it is a thin, soft, loose-fitting sheath with a flexible ring at each end. The inner ring at the closed end of the sheath is used to insert the condom inside the vagina and to hold it in place during sex. The rolled outer ring at the open end of the sheath remains outside the vagina and covers part of the external genitalia. Effectivity is slightly less than the male condom though.
Textured - the texture design adds more stimulation during sex.
Tantric-styled - condoms that has tattoo-esque designs which are also designed for more stimulation.
Ultra Thin - for thin cocks, I guess?
For Her Pleasure - it has an enlarged head which causes heat induced friction and ribbed shaft for the G-Spot.
For His Pleasure - it comes with flared tiny pouch-like top with internal ribbing, creating extra friction during sex.
Shared Pleasure - it has an extra large head for warming and tingling sensations but it contains an ingredient used in spermicide condoms which is “nonoxynol-9” which can irritate the anal and vaginal lining.
Charitable Condoms - it is 100% made from natural latex. It is vegan friendly for it is free of the dairy product “casein”. Glycerin, spermicide and parabens free as well.
Flavored - condoms for “giving head” or should I say…BLOWJOBS!
Glow In The Dark - nuff said but FDA approved and effective though.
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