#this is not a criticism it's a joke

[star-reyes]

Queer baiting in comics is BACK, BABY

#dc comics #this is not a criticism it's a joke #yes i know it's more coding than baiting considering the writers and how some of these characters are queer #and how these books aren't marketed to bait gay audiences #but there's something about the implied gay best friends in comics that I love #it's a staple of American comics like undoing deaths or capes #bruce wayne #minkhoa khan #ghostbat #batman #ghost maker #cassandra cain #stephine brown #stephcass #batgirls #john constantine #siegfried #dc siegfried #steve trevor #batstantine #tuesday spoilers

[astrid-beck]

This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.

#i thought about putting this on my main bc that's where i usually put my funnyman posts #but then I'd miss the joke of this coming from user astrid-beck #this is a blumendrei post but sorry for implying they negotiate their polyamory #critical role #blumendrei

[ariadne-mouse]

Sometimes self care as a DM is taking a break to be your PC with 8 INT

#critical role #cr spoilers #op #c3 #c3e92 #this is assuming Matt is going to shortly be Dariax #for legal reasons this is a joke and Matt certainly could have kept going as-is and this interlude was likely planned for plot reasons etc

[finedinereception]

“lilith got charlie in the divorce” “lucifer got charlie in the divorce” actually alastor got her

#update: #yall had your fun but i dont want a post this big #RIP MY ACTIVITY FEED FR #I DONT EVEN LIKE THIS SHOW LIKE ITS NOT EVEN GOOD #HE DIESNT EVEN LIKE KIDS??? HELP. IMAGINE GOING TO HELL FOR SERIAL MURDER AND NOW YOURE JUST BEING PETTY LIKE THAT #like i have a LOT of criticisms for this show but this one joke really got me holy shit.

[playerkingsley]

meanwhile, at the home of exandria's most eligible paladin—

#critical role #critical role fanart #cr fanart #the mighty nein #fjord #fjord stone #jester lavorre #still not tired of the fjord 'triple god tango' stone jokes so here's a silly thing for the reunion #dancy draws

[shorthaltsjester]

the reason critical role is so good is because every campaign features at least one cast member creating a character that they intend to be doomed by the narrative and matt and the rest of the cast going don’t be an idiot, Our Love Will Undoom Them. like in the explanation of percy’s final playlist, taliesin wrote, “Cheers to a happy ending for a character intended by his creator to be karmically irredeemable. May we all be so fortunate.” and just, Yeah.

#this is particularly about like. percy vax yasha caleb beau fcg imogen #also they’re jokes but like. tary as doomed as meant to just be a fucky joke and they were like no actually he’s my best friend #and bertrand being the Epitome of cast fuckery and . they’re the bell’s hells #the undooming nature of a found family’s love cannot be beat . #critical role #the mighty nein #vox machina #bell’s hells #percival de rolo #percy de rolo #taliesin jaffe #matthew mercer #matt mercer

[percki]

‘why would zuko do that’ he is sixteen years old. ‘i don’t understand zuko’ are you or have you been sixteen years old. ‘zuko just makes bad decisions’ he is sixteen years old. ‘zuko burned down kyoshi island’ he’s literally sixteen years old. ‘zuko kidnapped a twelve year old and dragged him through the snow for hours’ yeah sure but he was sixteen years old. ‘zuko hired an assassin to capture aang, and said assassin went rogue and attempted to kill everyone’ yeah well he’s not good at critical thinking. he’s sixteen years old

#this post is a joke. i love zuko i would hit him with my car and then cradle his head like a dying baby deer #atla #zuko’s literally just a wet cat sorry. he’s not good at making decisions #this is a criticism of the ‘zuko can do no wrong’ ppl but ALSO a criticism of the ‘zuko is inherently bad and can never change’ ppl #two criticisms for the price of one post hehe #avatar the last airbender #prince zuko #zuko #talk tag

[veetowervaporwave]

I love it when a shot is composed in a way that it looks as if Vox has hearts floating above his head when he's looking at Val.

It's as if the universe is trying to tell us something.

#he's down bad. critical condition. #(for legal reasons this post is partially a joke) #staticmoth #voxval #hazbin hotel #vox #valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel vox #.ramblings

[howlerbat]

Persuasion Check of all time

#I know I made this joke like 5 times but it’s still funny to me sorry #black sails #james flint #hal gates #captain flint #baldur's gate 3 #the most critical fail of the show mayhaps I will never stop bullying flint about it

[endcant]

hi wendy, this is my business, “bad ideas co.” and i hope youll help us undermine the city infrastructure with permanent underground fast food rat tunnels. dont worry about the rats. our robots will dispatch them promptly. i love you

#mine #for the record this is a joke about the business being named Pipe Dream #not a coherent criticism of whatever is actually going on here #1k #5k

[cranesofibycus]

The most shocking revelation from that Wired Autocomplete Video is that Matt Mercer, GM extraordinaire, uses Microsoft fucking Word to organize his DMing notes. And then he prints them out.

#critical role #this is a joke post

[essektheylyss]

You know, they call Liam O'Brien the heartbreak prince of Critical Role, but—WHAT'S THIS? SAM RIEGEL WITH THE STEEL CHAIR?

#I mean. we knew lmfao #cr spoilers #critical role #I do need to specify that this is in reference to the fucking iconic businessinsider headline for an interview with liam this week #(headline credit to tumblr user callmecherylcleo who did the interview it's so fucking funny) #the joke is in fact that sam plays up the goofy act so he can go for the throat with feelings later

[captainofthetidesbreath]

Jester, like everyone else in Exandria, can't cast Sending but she's gotten around it by simply forcing Artagan to physically go to her target and verbally relay the message, then come back with a reply.

The word limit still applies because Artagan is busy with everything going on and all and he can't remember more than roughly 25 words at a time anyway.

#don't @ me about teleportation rn this is a joke #Critical Role things #Critical Role

[laurasbailey]

ONE CRITICAL ROLE SCENE PER EPISODE C2E5: The Open Road

#critteredit #criticalroleedit #mollymauk tealeaf #beauregard lionett #taliesin jaffe #marisha ray #matthew mercer #laura bailey #liam o'brien #travis willingham #critical role #c2 #~ #crscene2 #cr is very funny all the time #but sometimes the stars align for the absolute perfect joke #and marisha won on this day #1k

[frogenthusiastt]

when i get my hands on Liam O'Brien i'm making him pay all my therapy bills

like. LIKE. look at his face. the sudden surprise as jester invades his space and proceeds to RUTHLESSLY unravel and acknowledge his pain after the traumatic events of the day, the way he's so carefully tucked away all emotions and tried to move on without worrying the group. look how quickly the layers all crumble away, how emotional and vulnerable and small he looks, how for a second we see Caleb Widogast without all his layers. if i had any power at all to do so i would give this man a thousand oscars and then ask for a milion dollars to compensate for the emotional damage he has wrought me

#critical role #cr #the mighty nein #mighty nein edit #edit tag #caleb widogast #jester lavorre #widojest #but also FOUND FAMILY #fuck me man!!!! #liam o'brien #laura bailey #critical role edit #tm9 #tm9 edit #i need to lie down no joke this moment has haunted me for a whole day i havent been able to do anything else but think about it #baby's first edit btw i learnt how to use adobe rush just for this because it would not leave my brain it was like a curtain eating moth #cr2ep77 #tm9ep77

[playerkingsley]

one last time:

#cr spoilers #critical role #fcg #I KNOW I wasn’t actually watching but. :( #anyways: this was originally drawn as a joke for the first time FCG’s turn undead hit laudna— #now it’s for the thot that killed her