#this is my girlfriend don't touch him

[lttleghost]

#🎶can i make it any more obvious🎶 #breaking bad #brba #jesse pinkman #jane margolis #this is my girlfriend don't touch him #t4t couple just Jesse doesn't know he's trans yet #he'll get there

[starlightinhumanform]

maybe it’s the covid talking but I think i’m hilarious 

anyways i’ve watched over 36 hours of criminal minds this week and this is the only thing that’s come of it. obviously garcia got it for him

#in my defense i've been quarantining so there's very little i can do except watch this clown crew #spencer reid #derek morgan #criminal minds #penelope garcia #criminal minds memes #incorrect criminal minds #moreid #starlight makes memes #this is so stupid kgfdjklkkl #this is my girlfriend don't touch him #ok i'll go now

[semisweetshadow]

Taika Waititi - The Living Room - Series Two, Episode Ten - 2004 (x)

#taika waititi #gifs #my gifs #2000s #this is my girlfriend don't touch him

[slothgender]

#sloth.img #no ids #the walking dead #this is my girlfriend don't touch him

[raiiny-bay]

newest lil guy

#i plucked him out of my OC graveyard & revived him specifically to plop him into the mbzAU #they don't have a nickname in the AU yet but their real name is chance #he's a half monster #i don't have a better term for that yet #partial monster?? partially mutated?? idk man #i still have some work to do on them but they're doin pretty good so far #i'm gonna make his girlfriend next i think & eventually the rest of his group but. that's a lot of characters so. #gonna take a while #they were all part of the original kel & co story but i cut them at some point & haven't touched any of them since #until now >:-) #rainyrambles

[homecomingvn]

I think this has been asked before, but i couldn't find it (curse u tumblr search function!!!) But what does Henwy prefer to be referred to as? i.e. boyfriend, partner, lover, etc

No worries! Tumblr search function sucks ass so I completely get it :')

Henry, for the most part, is pretty partial to more masculine leaning terms (ie. 'boyfriend' 'husband' etc) but genuinely, they really have no strong feelings either way. As long as he's yours, he'll happily be whatever you want him to be!

#🖤 - answered #💌 - abt henry #he's v much a 'he's my girlfriend don't touch him' type beat hskfksdhf #but Henry as a whole is v lax about gender identity / presentation - on both a individual level as well as a societal (?) level shdfjskdf

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

Anyway

#akira nishikiyama #'smol don't you already hc him as a demiboy' im flexible okay. he can be a girlthing too. #i tried VERY hard not to hit him with the Autism Beam AND the Aro Beam i PROMISE i DID but whoops #so i thought 'okay well AT LEAST we won't give him she/her pronouns we can't also chuck that at her wait what NOT AGAIN' and here we are. #he's my princess. she's my boyfriend. he's my girlfriend. don't touch him she's mine /j #sidenote this flag FUCKS okay the colours here are great this is me fr

[autismcupcake]

Back on my stardew valley bullshit so I dusted off ibis paint and and doodled my silly and their girlfriend

[ID: a flat color drawing of Penny from Stardew Valley and Cecil Woods; a person with lightly tanned skin, freckles and reddish brown hair. Cecil is considerably taller than Penny, holding her up in front of them to their eye level. Penny is wearing a light yellow blouse with a white collar and a brown pencil skirt with white stockings and brown mary jane shoes. Cecil is wearing a lavender flowy skirt and a bubblegum pink turtleneck, with matching flats and a scrunchie holding their hair into a high ponytail. End ID]

#I haven't drawn in MONTHS but Cecil has wormed their way back into ny thoughts so I tried #its my little guy <3 if I keep my drawing energy I'm 100% drawing Alex in a shirt that says this is my girlfriend don't touch him #but anywave <3 have some tags for once in our life #cecil woods #tommy art #penny stardew valley

[lttleghost]

#jesse pinkman #jesse brba #brba #breaking bad #jesse breaking bad #made this on my phone late at night like I do with all my silly jesse stuff #this is my girlfriend don't touch him

[doomh3ad]

otis driftwood is a loser but he's my loser

#he's my girlfriend don't touch him #imelda shut up #horror #slasher x reader #otis driftwood #otis driftwood x reader #house of a thousand corpses #the devil's rejects #the devils rejects #3 from hell #three from hell #rob zombie movies #rob zombie #rz movies #baby firefly #captain spaulding

[britneyshakespeare]

i dont have it in me to write an email tonight

#would you? would you if you were me? #tales from diana #im not gonna post it bc it's a present for somebody but. i finished that drawing ive been working on for like a month now #i also. for reasons don't really want anybody to find out who the drawing is of. dont wanna put him in danger #or the person it's for. or anything. so it's not going to be on tumblr. unless we someday live in a better world. sorry #or when there are museum exhibits on me im sure this work (my first commission too) will be very significant and the characters involved #but that'll have to wait for my posthumous fame. so sorry everyone. #but anyway the subject of the portrait. it's for his girlfriend right but i really wanna make copies for his family #specifically his mother. because she deserves it. that's her little boy. #im gonna ask my former drawing professor who told me to keep in touch. how i should scan and if he knows any good printers #best i know is redbubble... which is not the first choice im going to have lol #also my friend who commissioned it keeps showing everybody who knows this guy and asking if they want to pay for a copy lol #he's tryna get me more business i appreciate it

[giantratbf]

i suddenly got a bunch of winx fanart recommended to me here on tumblr and saw your flora/helia art and i honest to god was like "oh shit floras got a girlfriend!". for a moment i forgot there were guys in winx

asjksgsh i mean yeah an honest mistake, happens to anyone but also,,,, he kind of is

helia is flora's boy girlfriend <3

#there i said it #also u know that shirt that says 'this is my girlfriend don't touch him' #if that's not their vibe idk what is #winx club #winx helia #winx flora #ask tag

[weedle-testaburger]

ik this is just a typo but i want to believe in bigender marinette now

#tim watches miraculous ladybug #s05e07 #personal crap #ml spoilers #ml season 5 #adrien said they are my girlfriend don't touch him

[izloveshorses]

if i had a nickel for every time broadway’s derek klena played a character with a silly little hat and repeatedly gets hit in the face...

#a holiday spectacular #derek klena #i would have two nickels #to be clear alshkjdf #anastasia broadway #he's really radiating 'he's my girlfriend don't touch him' energy tho

[faghettiandmeatballs]

Dazai Osamu is a 22-year-old man who has committed countless atrocities

but that’s my girlfriend

#bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #i have no reason for this post #i've just been thinking about how dazai has girlfriend energy all day #specifically the energy of that one shirt #'this is my girlfriend don't touch him' #that's me @ dazai 24/7

[bylertruther-moved]

has will ever initiated physical contact with mike that wasn’t a jab at his chest or shoulder?

#i was thinking abt the fact that will has absolutely no problem touching grabbing or hugging lucas and dustin #but i like... don't remember him ever doing that with mike? i only remember mike initiating everything. #and it's such... a juicy detail. because we /know/ why. we /know/ why he can't just Do that with mike specifically. #and it's so interesting how once will's sexuality starts getting pushed into the light that's when mike stops initiating. #we see them sitting and standing near each other in s3 and onwards... but they don't really touch. ever. #there's no hand grabs or hugs or an arm around the shoulder. nothing. just elbows and arms and knees brushing past each other. #until mike reaches into the light and grabs will's shoulder to reassure him. #and i just... find that fascinating. mike gets a girlfriend and stops touching will completely but... he has no problem continuing to #hug or touch lucas and dustin? #fascinating. nothing suspicious there at all. couldn't possibly be for the same reasons that will can't touch him nope... 🧐📝 #my posts