#this is literally all sm*t

[bunnihearted]

im in so much pain lol :') </3

#literally.... why am i getting full scale gallstone attacks again T-T #i havent had an attack since september but now they started again #and the meds they prescribed arent working!!!! T-T they dont help #and they told me that in this case all i can do is go to the ER (where i'll get morphine shots skskks) #but then i'll just go home and eat a potato and then be in pain again #i just want them to remove my gallbladder why is it taking so long #but yeah anyway i am in sm pain it ebbed out a bit earlier but then i had oatmeal and now it's bad again #so im scared of eating. and it hurts sooo bad i cant focus on anything or sit still even #so i rlly think that even if going to the ER is just not fun at all and it gives me anxiety that i'll just have to sit there #in pain and be uncomfortable and wait for several hours... #and the cost sksks. $32 but im poor so thats a lot to mr #anywayyyyyy yes i cant stand this so if it isn't better tmrw i'll go to the ER even if thats so scary #i cant handle this pain anymore it's just so awful #i luv ma lajfffffff uwuwuwuuwuwuw 🫶🏻💕💕💕💕💕

[raveartts]

Iddy my beloved <3

#raveartts #to your eternity #fumetsu no anata e #tye spoilers #too much kahaku fanart not enough eko art #hnnnnggg just a few more episodes until she arrives :DDD #I love the dynamic she creates between Fushi and Kahak #literally just: Darling Malewife Kahaku please babysit my daughter (Iddy) who I can never be bothered to parent #and he just does it because Kahaku is a sad and wet malewife of a man #Kahaku takes his role VERY seriously like he's out here buying groceries and preparing meals for his waifu Parona #Iddy deserves ALL the spotlight I love her sm can we just throw Tonari out the fucking window and replace her with Iddy #Oima please s t op sidelining Iddy #also side note I find the communication between Iddy and Fushi to be DELICIOUSLY ANGSTY #like oh you can only talk to her by turning into her dead brother? that's so cute and whumpy <333

[tikki-wikki]

Good art takes time don't rush yourself, it's okay take as much time as you need. get plenty of rest and take care of yourself there's no need to rush.

ABSOLUTELY EFFING CRYING.

#IM LITERALLY CHECKING MARKING EACH BOX JUST TO FEEL A LITTLE READY TO BACK T DRAWING.... #I PROMMY TO DO ALL OF THOSE THOSE THIGS <333 I CANT PROMISE YOU BUT I WILL :-] #I KNOW IT TAKES TIME IT DOES </33 ITS JUST IT SHOULDNT BE TAKING THIS LONG >;-[[ I JUST WANT MY HANDSOME LIL GUY ON STAGE YKNOW!!!! #IM LIKE #FIRE HYDRANT OVER YOUR HEAD BC I CANT WITH OUR LITTLE REIGEN SPEECHS </333 #IM CRYINGGGG #THANK YOU SM IM SOBBING #asks

[thedeadthree]

songs + urls tag

tagged by the sweetest @confidentandgood to list songs that start with the letters of my url! thank you so much cam! 🤍

tagging: @griffin-wood, @risingsh0t, @blackreaches, @saintsilver, @marivenah, @leviiackrman, @arklay, @amistrio, @chuckhansen, @blissfulalchemist, @florbelles, @queennymeria, @loriane-elmuerto, @rosebarsoap, @shellibisshe, @jackiesarch, @statichvm, @pearlcscent, @trvelyans, @yennas, @nokstella, @nellplays, @lacunafiction, @danielsullivan, @cobb-vanthss, @aceghosts, @celticwoman, @flyntz, @swordcoasts, @hoesephseed, @pheedraws, @redroci and you!

I : i am not a woman, i’m a god - halsey

N: no good reason - omar apollo

O: open wound - ki:theory

D: DISTRACTIONS III: spoiled rotten - kilo kish

R: RAT WARS - HEALTH

I: i want to talk about you - ryo fukui

L: life on mars? - david bowie

N: NC-17 - HEALTH

E: eclipse - pink floyd

R: rihannon - fleetwood mac

E: excess - perturbator, HEALTH

V: vs reality - AYA GLOOMY

A: antagonistic - chris cardena, sebastian robertson, pacific avenue

R: running up that hill - kate bush

I: it’s raining vengeance - michael giacchino

N: no time to die - billie eilish

E: effortlessly - madison beer

#only if you want to of course! 🌿💚 #and if you’ve done this already as always please feel free to ignore 🤍 and if i missed you please take this as ur tag! #t: about leg #t: text #leg.txt #leg.tagged #no time to die and lhysa? lhysa/solas? sobbing screaming MESS.. it has me YELLING by how fitting it is? #antagonistic makes me miss cyberpunk ✨🤧 ill finish vikas playthrough eventually! #you can find a lot of this on vikas/lamias/martas and lía on their playlists jxhxhxh #running up that hill/life on mars/ open wound and rihannon my most beloveds #so many songs here that? i adore sm? #THIS WAS SO LOVELY TO DO CAM I LITERALLY ADORE U SM U SWEETEST SOUL EVER YOUU 🤍🤧 #i should have shuffled my spotify instead on looking for them individually sjsjxhxh ✨🥴 #since I have like…… 2000+ songs ✨🥴🤍🤍 BUT THIS WAS CUTE and all of the songs i adore sm so! #the official paige furlan song ✨😌 it’s her middle name after all! rihannon! 🤍🤍

[freedominthedarkmp3]

I missed you so much black nail polish 😭

#Haven't worn it since high school #The only nail polish i ever finished and had to buy again repeatedly bc I literally wore it for all high school #And now she's back. Love you sm. Next one is low shoulders t-shirt and converse. Watch me #I love fashion

[tariah23]

I just got back in from getting my ID (I lost my last one as soon as I got it… must’ve fell out of my pocket so I was extremely careless) and it’s burning up today. Sweat was dripping down my chest like crazy but some older security guard at the dmv complimented my yyh T-shirt (my fav T-shirt now…). He was like “I like that YUYU-!” And I got so excited that I squealed like an idiot and was like “YOU KNOW ABOUT YUYU HAKUSHO!?” Ajjaaka. He replied back with a “hell yeah!” And I wanted to scream. Fellow yyh fans… rise up.

#it’s always nice meeting fans of something that’s precious to you idk uhhh like even if it was a quick exchange it still made me so happy #since I love yyh sm… and it’s so old so I don’t see ppl talk about it (or give it it’s props enough like ever… it’s always- #‘hxh-‘ and I like it man but yyh is Togashi magnum opus to ME. it’s literally one of the best shounen of all time from a technical #standpoint #super sound and it has sm meaning and depth to it the characters are amazing #it has its issues like there’s that I don’t care to bring up rn but orz #sorry for rambling I just love getting compliments about my favorite T-shirt sorry #rambling

[ihatebnha]

it's tiring to want to read something about comfort/doméstica shit about any character and realize that the character in question is so sexualized that the only content with him is smut... And this isn't just about toji, in general

*yells into a microphone* THIS RIGHT HERE!!! THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and it's not even like... i really care all that much that the smut exists, it's just... so weird that like... literally almost nothing else does.

i'm not sure if it's because... 1. people just write smut for the notes, 2. people write smut bc they want to, 3. the tumblr tags are so difficult to sift through now, or 4. it's actually like that forreal... but it's still STRANGE nonetheless.

and i don't wanna comment on it too harshly because (interesting + comforting smut DOES exist, but also) if this is what seriously interests people, then good, right? but at the same time... more often than not i find myself tired of how much everything sounds so much alike... because it often doesn't even feel like i'm reading for a specific character in general anymore... NOR does it satisfy any cravings for comfort and sweetness, which is mostly just what i want (and i feel like is... the whole point)?

(it also doesn't even factor in all the instances where i (meaning people) don't want to read about sex at all... but still...)

AGAIN, this isn't to hate... it's just odd because i often wonder if... smut really is the only thing people truly want to see? with such little regard for comfort and/or characterization. idk... though i yam glad to hear that u feel the same as me, anon!!! i know i took it a lil out of hand but well put <333

#sorry if i did a bad job expressing this but i 100% agree #i dont read inserts specifically for the rough aggressive s*x #and im sure other ppl dont either.... #so why is it the only thing we see? #im sure it is an accident that the tags are only filled with really weird sh*t (bc i know purely sm*tty accounts that do a good job) #but still its really like... u got nothing but d*cks on the mind? literally??????????????? SO STRANGE #esp since a lot of it is really badly written i hate to say #like im not here to read 1 paragraph at a time of how toji choked me out #im here to think about interacting with him #idk #but absolutely not just toji. its all of jjk and surely other fandoms as well #gojo and getou and maybe yuji are the only ones who really get fully fleshed out fics #and only by specific people #i know i dont write long things but still #thats why i try so hard to make things interesting in other ways #idk ive just been so bored by sm*t lately #probably why i stopped writing it asdkfhaslkdjf #ANYWAY THATS JUST TO SAY I AGREE WITH U ANON SORRY FOR LOSING CONTROL #twas just on the mind when i couldnt find anything interesting for toji at all #ily #ask #anon #caitie chats #drama tw

[ryanxross]

like actually there has not been nearly enough outrage over the fact that stranger things season 4 was filmed in a literal n*z* concentration camp, which they’ve now converted into a “cultural center” where you can pay to stay in stranger things themed cells.

#i hope every single who stays there is eternallly haunted by my murdered family members #and i hope ever n*tflix exec and everyone on the str*nger th*ngs team is as well #literally dont care at all hope all their souls rot for all of eternity #an no you cant reblog this post because we all know what happens to people who speak about ant*s*m*t*sm online

[motheyes]

i’ve been accomplishing so much recently it’s a lot to process

#like. my name change #and turning 21 #and being on t and shots #and switching insurnace and all this stuff #like. i didn’t ever think these things could just happen #and you just. move on #it’s so. weird. like actually getting big adult things done #i morn when i didn’t have so much responsibility #but i love getting to have the freedom of self choice and independence #ugh my brain is thinking sm but i’m getting so sleepy #i was literally gunna jo… mmm #i am worked up. t be making it so easy for me to get worked up over Nothing… baby girl u crazy

[calpicowater]

Week 21.25/52: May 23rd - May 29th 2022 | Hot Pot with Fave Couple! 🍲🌶️

Hiranyaa dropped me off at Chinese Hot Pot buffet and I went to meet up with Alex and Chaitali aka my favourite tech kids!!! Reunited with them after almost a year. The hot pot was SOOOOO VALUE...... actually in shock. I got their spicy broth (ofc) and 4 items (tripe, spicy beef, potato noodles, squid, and potatoes). The portions were huge and it was so filling!!!!!! All for $18 per person wtf... $18 would legit get you one plate of meat in YVR only lmao. Super nice catch up!!!!! Thank you guys for food 🥺🥺🥺 After eating, we walked around Southgate while we waited for my long distance bus back to Calgary. Thanks for the company while we waited for my super late bus!!!! Was so much fun to catch up with everyone this trip hehehe.

Bus ride back to Calgary was a bit nerve wracking but got back home safe, yay!

#365 #52 #ootd #edmonton trip 2022 #reuniting with every single friend from uni 2022 #hot pot #flowers #thanks to all of my yeg friends for driving me everywhere so i don't have to take the sketchy lrt #me 3rd wheeling them more like me and chai roasting alex nonstop KJHDJKSSJKF #its so funny HELP #why is alex so on brand . #slides gang hhehheheeheh #see u guys again sometime in vannnnn!!!!! #so glad I took this edmonton trip.... might not do this bus thing again tho... next time i will fly directly from yvr hahhaah #literally social butterfly weekend hahaha who am I... idk but i just love all of my uni friends sm!!!!!! my faves #never will find friends like these in my life again ever... so glad we all kept in touch #blue x white plaid shirt #h white t shirt #adidas short #birkenstocks #same outfit as last post bc it's the same day lol #me meeting multiple friends for multiple meals in one day yes it happens way too often lets get used to it now hahahaha

[maddestgal]

i-

#DO NOT READ LMAO #i don’t want to talk abt voltron literally years after the show ended #but #the fact that lance’s cuban identity wasn’t explored and how he consistently drew the short end of the stick #when it came to development #(and hunk too) #(and like most of the characters esp the ones of color 🙄) #idk like i just liked his character sm and rarely see cubans in the media who are positively represented yk?? like jm from miami #i’m boricua but lived in mia and work with cubans now and the stories that they tell me about their journey to the states and what life was #like in cuba is v eye opening #idk it’s just so upsetting that it was t discussed bc quite frankly i don’t think the show runners had the range to discuss those things #so like why even make him cuban or latino at all yk??? #if his identity wasn’t gonna be treated with utmost care and respect ?!;?;? #and for him to get the ending he got #just like. i wish him and allura were developed more thoroughly #very upsetting to see two characters of color who could’ve been FANTASTIC completely flop due to incompetence #but yeah that’s my rant pls don’t read this lmao #also i liked whats his face as his va i think he’s very charming but the no spanish thing was just idk #i can’t speak on behalf of hunk bc i am not polynesian but VERY upset that his culture wasn’t explored at all like ik theyre in space #and these things had no bearing on the plot but omg who fucking cares #the plot was obsolete at times anyways so what does it matter #anyways that’s my rant don’t respond if ur gonna argue w me #argue w ur mom

[sylvumbreon]

So I had read that there's supposed to be a fixed tera Umbreon overworld spawn in this one big cave just before the town in the bottom left of the map (forgot the name atm) .... but every time I go, the golden beacon ends up staring there, then shifting to the lower panel to its left (when coming from the city entrance) and giving me a fixed tera Houndoom every damn time.. can't tell if I was lied to or my game just keeps glitching... bc it will show up on the platform where I caught an Umbreon, but the glow always dissappears as I get closer and then spawns elsewhere so like.... man wtf??

Finally did manage to catch one of every Eeveelution, only caught tera Sylveon and Vaporeon in the overworld... but their tera type was identical to their own mono type already lol. Did make it so that I couldn't ohko them though & they're higher leveled, so that's neat

#aerin.txt #aerin plays scarvio #syl.scarvio #aerinposting #scarvio struggles #couldn't find an umbreon gif to add to this post bc they're all either from stimboards or literally any other pkmn.... #i hate the tagging system and gif search on here sm and ppl who overtag shit that isn't even on the post annoy me sm :')) #hhhhhhh but anyway.. fuggit that's whay google search is for ig #// ik the image i ended up adding is from swsh but like.. i wasnt gonna repost fanart and the rest was merch and shit so djjdjjdjf #// it looks gorgeous and has both of my bbys (literally my url lmao) r i g h t t h e r e ..so its perfect <33

[arkhammaid]

— ˚₊‧⁺˖ RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS.

fandom. formula one

pairing. max verstappen x snowboarder fem!reader (fc: zoi sadowski-synnott)

about. y/n l/n, olympic gold medalist, goes viral after her unusal win. her boyfriend silently cheers from the sidelines

content warnings. social media au, not edited/proofread

notes. i vaguely remember seeing the headlines (years ago) of a teen snowboarder oversleeping because he was watching netflix the night before the race LMAO. so this is kinda the inspiration for that

SKYSPORTS

liked by maxverstappen1, yourusername, redbull and 3'370'884 others

skysports Gold Medalist @/yourusername had a rough morning during the Winter Olympics, she overslept thanks to a late game night binge with her boyfriend. Yet despite also forgetting her coat, she takes the win by storm, all while flueled by three Red Bull's she had as breakfast.

"When me and my boyfriend sim race, we totally forget the time. It's his passion and I like to challenge him in something he thinks he's best in. I think it was 3am when I finally went to bed, luckily I found a some cans of Red Bull. You can also thank my boyfriend for that, he drinks that sh*t as if it's water."

Y/n takes the whole incident with stride, jokingly saying that she will have to repeat this routine if she wants to win gold the next time.

user SIM RACING WITH HER BOYFRIEND???

⤷ user don't know if we should thank him or not

⤷ user you'll probably never be able to thank him, y/n and her bf have been together for years now but she never revealed who it is

⤷ user does she even have a boyfriend??

⤷ user check her insta, she's been posting the same man for a long time now

user SHE'S SO FUCKING UNSERIOUS I LOVE THAT

user she's literally the definition of genz

user i don't care what anyone else says, this right here is queen shit behavior

⤷ user i crown thee, y/n l/n, to the queen of whatever this whole mess is

redbull See! Red Bull gives you wings, we take no longer any criticsm

⤷ user you better sign her up

⤷ user imagine she actually lands a red bull sponsorship just because of this

yourusername lol, that was fun

⤷ user LOL???

⤷ user i can't do this anymore 😭😭

maxverstappen1 👏👏

⤷ user MAX?!

⤷ user game recognizes game fr

user i don't know what's better. the camera catching her downing her third red bull right before the race or her cursing after she won

⤷ user meme of the year fr

YOURUSERNAME

liked by maxverstappen1, redbull and 1'552'082 others

yourusername happy to announce that i'm flying with @/redbull now! if one red bull doesn't work, try three. i won gold with it 😉

user SHE DID IT!!! Y/N NATION WE WON!!!

⤷ user now only the x games left

user can't wait for the insane promo shots

⤷ user bet she will do tricks from a cliff, right after drinking four red bulls

⤷ user straight from the skilift is my bet

redbull Proof that Red Bull gives you wings! Welcome to the family y/n ❤️💙

⤷ yourusername ❤️💙

user ahh the bigs smile makes me so happy, she deserves it

maxverstappen1 Welcome to the winners

⤷ yourusername thank you champ, i'll enjoy my stay!

user MAX LIKED AND COMMENTED

⤷ user MAXY/N NATION WE WON TODAY‼️‼️

⤷ user can we not pls... she has a bf

mathilde_gremaud welcome to the team y/n, so happy to see you here!!

⤷ yourusername thank you 😚

user i love red bull athletes welcoming newcomers

⤷ user a big family fr

⤷ user big and batshit crazy

⤷ user never said they're not lol

YOURUSERNAME

liked by maxverstappen1, landonorris and 2'003'863 others

yourusername the moment this trophy comes in our home i will throw it off the balcony. how dare you not kiss ME when you won your fourth world championship?!

all jokes aside, maxie, i'm so fucking proud of you, my #1 racer, my favorite dutchman and cat dad 🫶 to many more years of red bull domination (max and y/n version) love you sm!!

maxverstappen1 You will not touch my trophy.

maxverstappen1 Don't worry, I'll kiss you until you're sick of me

⤷ yourusername impossible!!!

⤷ user STOP THIS

⤷ user ew, that's sickening sweet (pls don't stop you guys are the sweetest)

maxverstappen1 I love you too, schatje

⤷ yourusername i love you more

⤷ maxverstappen1 Not possible? 🤨

⤷ landonorris okay we got it, you both love each other stop this shit

⤷ yourusername @/landonorris get out of my comments if you don't like it norizz

⤷ user WHEN IS IT MY TURN??

⤷ user not lando catching strays 😭

user IT HAS BEEN MAX ALL ALONG???

⤷ user five years of softlaunching... only for us to be hit by the biggest hard launch of the decade

redbull The Red Bull Powercouple™️

⤷ user simply lovely!

landonorris fucking finally! now max can bother someone else with his yapping

⤷ yourusername max doesn't do yapping, he just loves talking about me🫶

⤷ landonorris well, i got sick of it!! i literally should've ruined your softlaunch and tell the press about you guys

⤷ maxverstappen1 That's not what a friend would do

⤷ user HOW DID LANDO KEEP THIS SECRET FOR SO LONG??

⤷ user i bet y/n threatened him with violence

⤷ landonorris she did.

⤷ user HELP?!

user if max can comment on his girlfriend's post like a sap WHY CAN'T OTHER MEN AS WELL??

⤷ user they will never be max verstappen...

user brb, the highway is calling me

user con 😭 gra 😭 tu 😭 la 😭 tions 😭😭😭

⤷ user the bf was real... i fear i'm not strong enough to fight him for mother y/n...

⤷ user at least she's happy!!! (i'm actually crying my parasocial relationship is officially over)

taglist. @keyz-writes , @obsidianjewel , @aimixx , @themercyverse , @lem-hhn , @lupicalbestwolf , @akiraquote , @lilypadlover , @adorablezhui , @peqch-pie

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crossed off tags mean i can't tag you!

ARKHAM MAID 2024

#f1 x reader #f1 fic #f1 smau #f1 social media au #max verstappen x reader #max verstappen x you #max verstappen smau #mv33 x reader #f1 fanfic #— ˚₊‧⁺˖ creations

[strawberryseeded]

im listening 2 the xx at work bc im sensitive today

#tbh i love when im alone here bc my coworkers taste in music fukin sucks #i rly like her but she lowers/raises tje volume every 3 secs WHILE shes watching tiktoks/reels UNMUTED literally next2me #&she never lets me put on any music she always changes it not even halfway thru a song #n she knows it bothers me but doesnt care bc i dont por much of a fite cos i wanna get along but like #GOD its so tiring its an ASSAULT 2 my senses i can honestly breathe and relax a lot more whn im alone lol T.T #she can NEVER know this tho shell get so upset & i get why. besides that shes rly cool honestly honestly #i do like my (new) (provisional) supervisors taste in music is all rly chill and indie pop type music sometimes a bit of rock its nice!!! #he talks sooo mux tho i always forget to go 2 the bathroom and eat whn im w him lolz T-T #wow i ranted sm in the tags today too ! #di4ry #edit ok i spoke too harsh abt her !!!! yesterday 4example she put on miranda! shakira and thalia #bc we both like them! & we zumba'd!!! that was rly nice (:

[wanderingxiao]

hiii can you write smut with wanderer having a breeding kink after thinking abt whether or not he could have kids (since hes a puppet)? so later that night he lowkey experiments and he ends up putting the reader into a mating press and turns her into a drooling and dazed mess >>>

thank you sm if u do it ur writing is so hearteyes

Baby Time!

Wanderer x Reader *NSFW*

Warnings: Breeding Kink, raw/unprotected sex, slight degradation, Wanderer being super horny, 18+ only please!! MDNI!! 💙

A/N: My first request!!! :0 Hopefully I completed your request correctly! I had literally so much fun writing this! He can fuck a baby into me anytime he wants 😳💙 Hope you enjoy!

Wanderer couldn’t seem to get away from it. There were children everywhere in the streets of Sumeru city. Summer seemed to be the time where all the little reckless brats loved to get into trouble, run off, explore, or just be annoying. It bothered Wanderer in a way, constantly having to look out for frail humans that get in his path or help a child find their parent they decided to run away from.

Despite the annoying ones, he found the quieter more behaved children tolerable. Seeing a husband and wife raise a small human was oddly… arousing to him. It flustered him to no end how unbearably horny he would get just seeing a family walk by or a pregnant woman, his thoughts immediately imagining you swollen and pregnant with his child, or how caring and loving you’d be as a parent. One thing bothered him though…

Could he even have kids being a puppet?

By spending lots of time in the… not so work friendly part of the Akademiya, he began to look up ways in which he could potentially get you pregnant. It was there his undying hunger to fill you full of his sticky cum, see your stomach swollen with his offspring, and squeeze your sensitive lactating breasts began. Scholars would give him judgmental looks, but he didn’t care, as long as the book he was reading guarded his painful throbbing erection.

When the time came to see you once more, he took out all his frustrating uncertainties and sexual fantasies on you. You were sprawled out on his bed within the Sanctuary of Surasthana, legs spread wide with his sticky cock battering away at your fluttering cunt. His face was flushed with his eyes reflecting his overwhelming desire to fuck you so full of his cum your belly would be swollen with how much of his seed he would stuff into you.

“W-Wander- Ahh! Wanderer! M-Mngh! I-It’s t-too deep -ngh! Too deep!” Your pitiful cries fell deaf upon his mechanical ears as he smacked his hips aggressively into yours, determined to reach your deepest crevices. A grunt rumbled through his chest, his breath raspy and quickened feeling your walls begin to flutter around his cock so perfectly. It’s like you were made specifically for him, or he was made for you.

“Not yet. Ngh~ need to fuck you full. S-So full of my seed you -hah- bear my offspring.” His hands roughly grabbed the back of your knees, pushing them up to your chest before he leaned over your body to tower over you. Your thighs ached in dull pain at the uncomfortable position, and your body jolted with overstimulating pleasure as his sticky cock head covered in his pre-cum bumped against your cervix.

“W-Wanderer!!! Hah-! Ahh! T-Too much! Too- Ahh!! Too good! P-Plea- Hngh!” This was absolutely perfect. Your lips were slicked up with your saliva, drool covering your cheek as you couldn’t help but cry and drool for him. Your hair was beginning to get messy as he fucked you up and down the bed, your body sloppily sliding to match his brutal rhythm.

“Yeah? You f-fucking slut, you like that? Hah, being folded into a mating press by me? Ngh~ Fucking pathetic!” Wanderer groaned above you, his cheeks flushed with his forehead lined with sweat. He was determined to get you pregnant, going so far as to put you into a mating press to drive his seed as deep as he could.

You couldn’t even respond to him, your mind turning to mush the second he began to buck his hips faster, abusing your poor cunt with his throbbing cock. Your eyes were glazed over with overwhelming love and adoration for him, your chin now covered in your drool and maybe even some of his. The tight coil and warmth building in your abdomen alerted you of your quickly approaching orgasm. Wanderer could tell it too, the way your walls would spasm and tighten around him.

“You g-gonna cum? Yeah? Cum from me f-fucking you dumb?” You could only nod in response, throwing your head back into the pillows as the wet sounds of your slick cunt and his oozing cock collided over and over and over again. His forehead pressed against yours, his moans increasing as his cock twitched against your walls, feeling his own climax building up. He used his feet to push himself more above you, forcing you into a deeper mating press with his cock plunging down into your drooly pussy.

You couldn’t take it anymore, your toes curled with your legs trembling in his grasp. Your walls tightened around him, clit pulsating wildly as his pelvis smacked it with each thrust. With a loud and messy cry of his name, you gushed all over him, a creamy white ring beginning to form around the base of his cock. Despite your intense orgasm he didn’t stop, only heightening his pace to chase his own release.

“F-Fuck I’m cumming-! Ngh- shit!” Wanderer smacked his hips down into yours sloppily and spurted his thick cum against your cervix. His cock twitched feverishly, his breathing becoming more uneven and ragged as he rode out his high. His deep raspy moans died down to low whines as he fucked his cum sloppily back into you to, adoring how you practically milked him dry. He loved the way your body twitched with overstimulation, a high-pitched yet quiet moan spewing from your lips as his cum filled your insides. Wanderer only grinned, his cock twitching back to life as a new wave of arousal and lust pooled within his chest.

“Don’t give out on me now, slut… I still need to fill you up more. That way… you’ll surely bear my offspring. Hehe.”

Hope you enjoyed~! ; ) 💙

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[kairoot]

ENHYPEN, s/o who wears glasses

𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞 : fluff

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 : none really, jokes

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 : none

𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 : enha x gn!reader

author’s note : where my glasses pookies at?!? 😔

ᖭི༏ᖫྀ 𝐥𝐡𝐬.

honestly thinks you’re so cute

obviously without your glasses you’re still cute but he thinks they make you look even more adorable

literally gushes over you

he tries to help you be careful with them

he’ll remind you to take them if you’re forgetting them for work or class or smth

“baby, don’t forget your glasses, okay?”

loves how they come down your nose when you’re really focused or just in general

wears his glasses around the house so you two can match (even if they aren’t the exact same frames)

he loves when your frames get pushed all against your nose when he kisses you , thinks it’s cute (idk it’s heeseung)

ᖭི༏ᖫྀ 𝐣𝐣𝐩.

the responsible one out of the two of you

makes sure you’re extra careful

tells you not to fall asleep with them on

..you do the exact opposite of what he said

he takes them off for you when you do (+ a little kiss on the nose cause you look too cute while sleeping :< )

he goes out of his way to prevent you from breaking those things

“y/n, if you break those, i’m not buying you a new pair.”

ends up buying you a new pair

might even buy a matching set for himself

cleans them for you

makes sure you’re wearing them at all times

“babe, you know you can’t see so just put them on.”

you comply :(

ᖭི༏ᖫྀ 𝐣𝐬.

literally LOVES glasses on you

another one that thinks you look so stinkin adorable

he’s there at the eye doctor, when you first get them

is so scared for you when you have to do the puff test 😭

“babe, what if it takes your eye out or something-“

“jake, it’s just air 🙁”

helps you pick out the frames

he’s actually got really great taste

is the “how many fingers am i holding up?” type

he has so many pics of you with your glasses

and of you and him with matching frames

you have to keep them away from him cause he can be really.. clumsy

ᖭི༏ᖫྀ 𝐩𝐬𝐡.

im not even gonna lie to you, he calls you a nerd

but in an affectionate way of course

makes sure you're wearing them at all times even if you don't like them

"hoon, pls i hate them sm, they make me look like a nerd 🙁"

"so? you need them. and you're my nerd."

surprisingly, he’s way more responsible than you

another one who’s extremely careful with them and makes sure you are as well

secretly thinks you’re so attractive with them

it’s kind of not a secret though cause you see him stare at you a lot more when you wear them vs when you don’t

either way you’re cute, doesn’t really matter to him

ᖭི༏ᖫྀ 𝐤𝐬𝐰.

another one that loves glasses on you

a lot of the times , people see glasses as something to be insecure about but sunoo doesn’t really think much about it

of course he notices them but he thinks they add character

he buys a matching pair just like jay

he definitely likes to study with you just so you can match (idk it just sounds so cute)

loads of cute library selcas with you

i feel like he’d buy you all types of different frame styles

he likes taking pics with your glasses even though you tell him it’ll hurt his eyes

ᖭི༏ᖫྀ 𝐲𝐣𝐰.

‘how many fingers am i holding up’ pt 2.

also cleans them for you pt 2.

adjusts them for you if the slide down your nose or if they’re all the way against your face

he always says they compliment your eyes

he’s just so 🥹💔

mocks how you squint when you don’t have them on 😭

definitely helps you pick them out

he tries the different pairs on with you when you’re at the eye doctor

don’t tell him you like more than one pair cause then he’s gonna get all of them for you

“jungwon, seriously, it’s okay I’ll just get these-“

“where’s the other pair you liked?”

ᖭི༏ᖫྀ 𝐧𝐫𝐤.

calls you a nerd pt 2.

takes your glasses cause he knows you can’t see without them 💀

WILL NOT give them back until you give him a kiss

it’s giving “where my hug at?” 🤨

other than that, he loves the way they look on you

pretends he doesn’t know you when you walk out of the doctors’ office with your new frames

“who is that fine babe 😩”

niki.. sthu🧍🏽‍♀️

wears his glasses more often because of you (have yall seen that boy in glasses ??? omg 😫😫)

ngl he’s probably the reason you break them

too much roughhousing

“RIKI OMG-“

will definitely buy you a new pair

+ free kisses n food cause he didn’t mean to do it :/

author’s note: im sorry this is so short. also, if i see another enha tour clip i just might jump into a lake (i can’t swim)

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