#this is intentional AF

[hikaruchen]

Duty of a King.

INPRNT

#ok i fucked up this one #hopefully try better next time #and about the liquid on his face that was supposed to be a parallel to what the crown of thorns did to christ #but I also fucked up that one so now it looks sus af #iykyk #whatever it looks like it was def not my intention but…yeah…. #the last kingdom #tlk alfred #king alfred #alfred the great #hikaruchen #hikaru tlk

[karleksmumskladdkaka]

Diabolik Lovers Dark Fate Vol. 3 Chapter of the Last Quarter — Short Story Translation

A short, sweet, and comedic tale about the Mukami brothers being supportive siblings… and nearly committing accidental fratricide in the process. Meanwhile, Yui watches with increasing concern as the disaster unfolds.

Please refrain from using or reposting the translation anywhere without my permission.

[Note: The story is written in Yui's POV.]

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"Uh...something's wrong..."

Kou-kun groaned as he stared down at the pot.

"Should I help after all?"

"Eve, you mustn't get involved...okay? Just quietly watch over us."

Even though he said that, an increasingly terrible smell was spreading throughout the kitchen. Despite being told not to interfere, I was starting to get a bit worried.

"Maybe it needs some sugar-chan!?"

"Ah!!"

Before I could stop him, Yuma-kun dumped several sugar cubes into the pot, filling the room with a foul stench. I felt a sense of despair.

The whole mess had started when Ruki-kun injured his hand.

"Ruki-kun always cooks for us, so let's all pitch in today!"

And so, Kou-kun's plan of making dinner ended up as disastrously as I had feared.

"...This is...?"

"Well... It's supposed to be curry..."

Kou-kun glanced at me as if pleading for help. When I looked at Yuma-kun and Azusa-kun, they averted their eyes. In short, something horrible had been created. Its color was... to put it nicely, pitch black. After tasting it, Yuma-kun commented nonsensically that it was "bittersweetsalty". Dubbed "Mukami Brothers' Style Curry" it had transformed into a mysterious substance resembling anything but curry. Just by looking at it, anyone would instantly recognize it as inedible.

Yet, Ruki-kun was peering at the plates lined up on the table with a happy look on his face.

"Maybe it's better if we don't eat this..."

In spite of Kou-kun's uneasiness, Ruki-kun scooped up the substance with a spoon and brought it to his mouth.

". . ."

"It's disgusting."

We all shared the same fear. That even though he's immortal, Ruki-kun might die from this.

Despite his words, Ruki-kun's expression suddenly relaxed. We stared at him in amazement.

"R-Ruki-kun...!!"

"Ruki..."

"Ruki...! Damn it! Yer such a...!"

The three brothers, seemingly drained, collapsed to their knees on the spot. Ruki-kun simply watched them in silence as he continued to eat.

And then, afterwards—Ruki-kun was bedridden for three days and nights. Even though Vampires aren't supposed to get sick...

Seeing this, his brothers made a firm vow to themselves. They would never try to cook again.

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#my poor boy #they could probably weaponize that thing tho #shit must be powerful af to cause that kind of result #diabolik lovers #short story #dark fate #my translation #yui komori #ruki mukami #kou mukami #yuma mukami #azusa mukami #dialovers #diahell #mukami supremacy #no but really they be out there trying to win best brother award #probably lost tho because if the whole “accidental poisoning” deal but hey it's the thought and intent that counts! #anyway i hope you enjoyed this story ^_^ #i randomly remembered that i had it lying around and figured i'd swallow my fears and give translation a go ahahaha #personally i like the story a lot #it reminds me of when ruki voluntarily ate up the burnt omurice that yui had tried to make for him #(though thankfully that didn't result in the poor man being laid up for days lmao) #that scenario is one of my all time favorites because the gesture is just so damn romantic and sweet that it makes my maiden heart flutter #i don't know if i'll make more translations (anxiety and shite confidence gets in the way of much of what i do i'm afraid) BUT #i'll for sure post the scans of any other short stories i buy #i already have a ruki one ordered but it'll unfortunately take a while before i can get my greedy hands on it

[necessarymeanstoanend]

spade represents the tip of a pike; an implement for killing

alex’s

white void of doom

sketch and background element/scribble that isn’t really visible but i’m sharing just in case anybody did notice it.

other details

#now i have to draw one for alex *sobs* #how tf do you guys come up with backgrounds for EVERY DRAWING?! oh my god. i’m not creative enough for this bullshit #two things i discovered with this drawing: 1) birds are hard af to draw. 2) wet black hair is hard af to draw #you guys have no idea how many purple hues are actually in this art piece #this is like if dream and jessamy happened to have met under way worse circumstances #anyway let me know if you guys have any ideas for alex’s (i have no idea when exactly i’ll actually get around to it but still) #bones and shit #a majority of this one was inspired by The Locked Tomb fanart and symbolism #6 hours and 34 minutes but i’m gonna guess that roughly an hour and a half of that was me trying to figure out a background #tom sturridge #like minds #murderous intent #like minds 2006 #nigel colbie #art #fanart #drawing #digital art #nigel colbie fanart #artist of tumblr #like minds art #nigel colby #<- including the old tag bc why not #somebody get this movie out of my brain #scoop it out along with all the other useless shit i keep in there #i was thinking maybe alex’s should be the complete opposite of this #like instead of his head being turned down it would be turned upwards #maybe he should be wearing the clothes he did when we first saw him with sally rowe (or maybe his school uniform) #i ​definitely want both of them to be side profiles and the theme is going to have to be somewhat consistent as well #<<‹ these tags are mostly so i remember my own thought process but feel free to leave your two cents

[femmefeedist]

Can we talk about the fact that literally *any* amount of feedist weight gain is hot af. Think about it - this weight was gained solely for pleasure - solely to feel heavier, softer, jigglier, squishier, or even perhaps lazier, greedier, more gluttonous, more helpless, more decadent and indulgent. If you didn't have this hot lil kink, you or your feedee wouldn't be this size now. Whether that be one single pound heavier or 300 pounds heavier - each one is "extra" and solely exists to make you feel good (and maybe to make someone else feel good too 😈)

#it's the feedist mentality #size doesn't matter but the intent does #the intent is what makes it hot af #I'm learning how to indulge for pleasure and not just gains #and it's like I unlocked something

[rrawrrxd]

THAT'S? NOT COOKIE??

IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY AND YOU'RE DOING HIM THIS DIRTY???

#i want to think that this is intentional because its funny af #ydkj #buzz lippman #jackbox #you don't know jack #jackbox games

[theoryofwhatnow]

thinking about that one photo of tom sturridge with his chin on eddie’s head

#side of chin/jaw whatever. i don’t care enough to get into specifics because that is besides the point #SOMEBODY GIVE ME MORE CONTENT WITH THESE TWO #i don’t even give af about alex and nigel atp (yes i do) i just want to see eddie and tom #like minds #nigel colbie #murderous intent #alex forbes #like minds 2006 #tom sturridge #eddie redmayne #alex forbes x nigel colbie #forbie

[levok]

The way Marcus kisses Simon in front of his entire school (and Wille) makes me really mad. Simon is so uncomfortable in these situations, and it is the direct opposite of "let's take it slow", which he just said, right after convincing Simon that he wasn't like his dad and therefor didn't want to "destroy something this beautiful" (fuck all the way off)

I fucking hate him. sorry not sorry.

#Never had I thought I would become the no1 hater #but I am there #I really hope the intention was to make Marcus toxic af #or else they missed the mark #young royals #sircus

[llove-me-anyway]

ABC can now do the funniest thing and have bucktommy breakup, buddie getting together and Christopher coming back all happen during the break and be already established once s8 starts. yea the whole 118 knows too. the stakes have never been lower.

#911 spoilers #for all intents and purposes this is a joke #i would actually hate it #but it would be funny af #911 abc #buddie #bucktommy #evan buck buckely #evan buckley #eddie diaz #christopher diaz #tommy kinard #911 on abc #911 season 7 #911 season 8

[somewhereincairparavel]

#screaming crying throwing up #thank you guys sm #ilysm #I literally started this blog with no intention of actually gaining followers dam #So seeing this makes my heart warm af since I was legit just yapping in all my posts #Yall actually like my loser self 😭 #thank you #200 followers #I have to make an intro post I just realised that I hadn't made one sksksk

[darkdecadenthog]

Mostly empty belly. I am as soft and fluffy as I look 🥺

#bhm #intentional weight gain #cute belly #fatty getting fatter #rub my belly #ball gut #make me fatter #swaft #plush af #i guess you can just toss whatever down here #objectify me

[necessarymeanstoanend]

sharing another random color study (that isn’t even finished yet)

somebody yell at me to finish drawing his tools and whatnot

#i’m on a mission to become like minds’s designated fanartist #don’t ask me what’s going on with the hand either. i have no clue. they look whack af in the reference as well #feel free to drop requests #i might not even get around to it. but it’ll at least give me some ideas as to what y’all actually want to see #just kinda winging it rn #fanart #like minds #like minds 2006 #art #murderous intent #nigel colbie #drawing #nigel colbie fanart #digital art #artist of tumblr #procreate #color study #like minds fanart

[sbrn10]

C3E23

C3E63

C3E76

C3E85

C3E86

C3E89

#musings: cr #to be clear I am doing this for my own fucking reference but also to be able to point and scream because #my fucking god this conversation was layers on layers on layers #and growth and regression and love and desperation and lies and truths and chef's fucking KISS #*is* Laudna lying in this moment? probably not insofar as what she says specifically - Delilah WAS always there #but in the larger context? fuck yeah she's lying -- mostly to herself #but there's such an interesting question of intention and control seeded through it all -- because was she ever lying about the rock? #and where is the line for her between Delilah made me do it and *Delilah made me do it*? #also friendly reminder that as far as laudna knows (and we know) imogen doesn't even know about edmuda #FIRE ELMO DOT GIF i am living for this #imogen temult #laudna #c3e89 #also surely there would be a much nicer looking way of compiling all this but i am lazy af 🤷 #anyway i would both kiss and pay actual moneybucks to whoever runs searchable cr transcripts thank you for your service

[whatudottu]

Honestly Ben 10 is probably one of the most based science fiction series out there by sheer virtue of it having the balls to showcase any alien concept it wanted to no matter how ridiculous, and whenever someone is like “there’s no way in Hell that could ever be scientifically feasible”, it dared to look them in the eyes and go “Yeah, well, this is a world where magic and superpowered mutants also exist. What are you gonna do? Cry about it? You grown ass adult who’s expecting scientific feasibility out of a cartoon meant to sell toys to preteen boys that has lore so inconsistent it’s almost impossible to tell what’s canon and what’s non-canon? LMAO loser.”

I mean OS had it all- obviously aliens but not only that, at minimum 10 of them; mutants in daily life across at least America, no doubt in other places too; magic, albeit one without a system beyond ‘there’s a spellbook and some charms’. The shift to purely alien in AF makes the wonderful nonsense sci-fi stuff into frustrating logic trees of ‘how does xenobiology get this powerful’ which I had definitely fallen into. Ben 10 is unabashedly science fantasy, so why not go the full fantasy and bring back mutants and magic, haha!

Admittedly a good implementation of magic in a series tends to follow a magic system, which I’m not especially great at coming up with, especially in comparison to speculative biology which come with pre-established rules. But hey, I don’t exactly expect it to be fleshed out, at least not as well as the alien aspect of Ben 10; even then, there’s only so much fleshed out, it’s to tease us into making lore for it lmao-

To be fair though, Ben 10 itself had to whack itself on the cheek in order to be reminded of its magic and especially mutant parts, which unfortunately in the latter case was central to major retcons so…

#ask #anonymous #ben 10 #my favourite mutant characters that come to mind when i say ‘mutants in daily life’ in os #are gatorboy and porcupine- from ready to rumble #you can see a lot of mutants there and how fourarms- visibly an alien- doesn’t look out of place #the lore implications alone- a mutant wrestling ring with monetary winnings- are enough to entice fan expansions #then that mutant rep- even if only in the background- was lost to the tides of af making everything exclusively alien #magic being taken away because 1) anodites but also 2) charmcaster and hex and others came from ledgerdomain #and thus are technically alien to this dimension- or whatever plain of existence ledgerdomain exists on #the only ones who canonically use magic are those connect to- reside within- or holding something from ledgerdomain #which kind of makes it exclusively alien in a way that’s kinda i guess radioactive? not the word #sorry i shouldn’t say only- the others are mr jingles santa’s elf- sir george holding an apparent galvan crafted magic sword (no thanks)- #or ben 10000 who learnt magic from gwen but is also technically part anodite in the same way gwen is #to note on ascalon- sure maybe azmuth’s creation of it and the subsequent destruction of the incursean homeworld got him motivated to #make and save life rather than destroy and warp it #but come on a sword? a magic sword? like seriously azmuth your ass did not make that #i bet the omnitrix was actually made for the intent to fix malware but azmuth’s isolation and general grievances with the universe #ultimately made it appear he was abandoning his suffering (son) creation to fuck off and mope #he’s already an asshole that fits more than him making a bloody magic sword for ascalon’s sake #it could simply be a magic sword from the incurseans that had been used to destroy their planeg #i mean milleous seemed to think the annihilarrgh was a viable persuasion technique despite the fact if activated it would destroy everything #including the very fleets he would clearly be much more interested in expanding rather than erasinb #it fits the INCERSEANS to destroy their planet with a powerful magic sword- let aliens have magic

[cilahax]

I found a post about the company that makes squishmallow, grabbed my only squishmallow i got from an arcade, and threw it around to rage.

My nail got caught in the stitching. I have no stitching skills, so i tied the string into a quadruple knot to keep it from splitting more. I then drew on a bandaid and stuck it on them.

Look at my cute little shit with his bandaid ♡

Also i didnt like my first bandaid design much so i stuck it on a rock :)

#squishmallow #aaa my intention wasnt to damage him aaaaa ;o; #i dont even collect squishmallows... i just saw the post and aa #i have a mew plush made by jazwares aswell... fuck- #not even keeping up with war news.. if i see a company supporting death n shit in some way i just get disappointed af.. like wtffff #ok enough long ass tags #cilahax

[dersitedreamr]

Of course one of the main contributing factors to Vriska’s behavior is Alternian society, in the way it “rewards” trolls, especially of higher castes, to be ruthless and violent and weed out the weak. Her lusus contributes to solidifying this idea in her head too, from a very very young age but. One maybe “newer” reason that pops up, once they’ve actually lost the session, to be the trickstery backstabby nefarious girl we know and love is the desire to win back her friend’s favor. This is… genuinely the most heartbreaking motivation Vriska has because its so real + personal. At this point Kanaya, Terezi, Karkat like none of them are talking to her. None of them trust her and they all make this pretty clear. It actually hurts her, a lot, to the point where she sends herself unknowingly on a suicide mission to win back their favor. That’s genuinely the LAST action she takes in HS (alive). Dying in an effort to get her friends to like her again.

#vriska serket #homestuck #ive Been a vriska apologist ever since i read that convo between her and john #That shit was real af #And then on my 2nd reread recently i picked up on this #vriska Is complicated. #This action wasnt altruistic #she wasnt.. sacrificing herself that was not her intention. #the jack situation was so she could be a hero. #BUT #it was also bc she thought her friends would like her again

[liminalhollow]

Danny in any superhero crossover: *is villain-coded*

#Danny Phantom #dark clothing. general spooky aesthetic complete with glowing eyes. #shady background due to being blamed/framed for stuff and his species having a bad rep. #secretive af. #unknown origins and intentions. #has a lot of power and apparently some fighting experience but no known association with any heroes. #Phantom is hella sus at a glance. #and then someone actually talks to him and it's like... ah. a baby. #I just think it's funny. #What did he do to deserve this. #my posts