#this is blatant advertisement

[mayhemspreadingguy]

Aaand he got hurt again 💔. The usual.

(a follow-up to this)

#as a wise man once said Dream's life is one big downhill walk. #also another wise man looked over my shoulder and said that this Dream looks like a blatant shoe advertisement #🔫👨‍🚀 always has been #i can't help it #(also I had the idea to make this post right after the dressing up one to crush everyone's hearts alongside with Dream's #but people*cough* (magnusbae) got excited for what's going on in the chest department so we took a slight detour #but in the spirit of everything is going to hell recently... this seems to be a fitting post to make x'D #dream of the endless #the sandman #morpheus #not yet dreamling #:' ((( #mayhem art

[poohbea]

Have y’all seen Ghost in the new COD mobile Christmas ad???

#they know what they doing please 😭😭 #the blatant fan service #cod #cod mw #cod ghosts #cod mobile #ghost #simon ghost riley #simon riley #modern warfare #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty #call of duty mobile #call of duty modern warfare #video games #games #warzone #advertising

[don-dake]

《ミッドナイト》 | 《MIDNIGHT》 (2024)

Short film by 三池崇史 (Miike Takashi), based on the 1986—87 manga by 手塚治虫 (Tezuka Osamu). Starring 賀来 賢人 (Kaku Kento) as ミッドナイト (Midnight), and 加藤小夏 (Katō Konatsu) as カエデ (Kaede), this short appears to be largely based off Act 25 (vol. may vary depending on edition) of the manga series. [Short Film] & [Making Of]

#A wonderful short! But wished it wasn't such blatant advertising #For iphones…though I guess if not for them we wouldn't get this #Wonder what brought this up though? I mean it's not a milestone year for #Midnight #Or anything like that? #¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Just happy to see this! #Tezuka Osamu #Manga #Kaku Kento #Kato Konatsu #My Caps

[dapperrokyuu]

I really do need to talk about how I feel Luka, Mizi, and potentially Ivan are genetically engineered in some form, sjfkskckwk-

#dee p thoughts #like theres been imagery here and there but its like. time and energy nscjdjckd- #and the whole point is that theyre kind of like. show dogs cjsjfjsjdkw #mizi is the most blatant as much as they may try to pass her off as main character syndrome she had pink hair as a kid and the blue was dyed #on AS AN ADULT... #I will never get over how theres CURRENTLY a section/advertisement on the official alnst website for the ''Human Multi-shop'' saying #''Choose whatever you like.'' under a picture with dna on it AND UNDER IT IS LUKA... #fine this can go in the tag #alien stage #vivinos #alnst

[greenethorn]

His name is Jen. Kind of a cover for a fic of mine except Ao3 doesn't really have covers as far as I'm aware so it's just a cool image I guess.

#greenethorn #art #invader zim #iz oc #blatant advertising of my fic ngl #but whatever i want people to read it so

[thecrowperson]

Kaidou manga panels I like: (pt 177)

Epic Fight Scene: feat. Kuboyasu, Saiki, and Nendou

From: vol 9 ch 95

#saiki k #tdlosk #shun kaidou #kaidou shun #aren kuboyasu #kuboyasu aren #kusuo saiki #saiki kusuo #riki nendou #nendou riki #just ended up posting 6 straight pages since this was cut from the anime #oh well #I know it's blatant advertising but I still think it's cool

[fivedollarfred]

I knew it...

I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I HATED PUMPKIN SPICE!!!

Pumpkins. I love pumpkins, pumpkin pie, pumpkin bread, pumpkin chocolate-chip cookies, pumpkin smoothies, you name it, I'll most likely love it. That one of the main reasons why I love Fall so much, it's the flavors and pumpkins!

But PUMPKIN SPICE??? That disgusting slop!?!?

It's all that's ever sold in stores! I can't escape it! It's in everything! The drinks, the recipes, the decor! Even the things that swear they're pumpkin, like the pumpkin muffins we sell at my place of work, or the pumpkin cookies, even the blasted pumpkin pies! THEY ALL. TASTE.

LIKE.

PUMPKIN.

FREAKING.

SPICE!!!

It's all I can taste! It's all just ginger, and cinnamon, and nutmeg! Ohhhh, the NUTMEG is the most egregious of all! It's an all-consuming spice, it's like a zombie infection! Where's the delicious moist and cool flavor of the gourd I've come to love!? It's being hoisted along; its body strung and used as the host for an uncaring, gritty mess of flavor that sits heavy and vile on my tongue.

My sweet lovely pumpkin, bastardized by the cruelty of the consumer's uncaring palette. This world doesn't deserve your good natured taste.

Maybe I'll share with you the pumpkin chocolate chip bread recipe my grandma uses soon. THAT actually uses pumpkin and is delicious with some cold butter on top.

#Fall #autumn #pumpkin #pumpkin spice #rant post #rant #i have a lot of feelings #And none are pleasant towards pumpkin spice #Blatant false advertising #Might as well call it Apple Pie spice because it's the exact same mixture used. #“Leave my pumpkin's name out your freaking mouth!” #Me to the many Starbucks' in town

[yaz-the-spaz]

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#so in love with the song and the entire mv! #the visuals #the sounds #everything was just *chef's kiss* perfectly stunning!!! #i even enjoyed the blatant advertising lmao #(and now I know why he was drinking/showcasing that random ass drink so much in the podcast interview lol) #anyway ugh it was just the cutest thing 😭😭😭❤️ #and I already know I'm gonna be watching and listening on repeat for the next 8493521103052 years #ok bye #love like this mv #z

[skellebonez]

What are your favorite movies you watched that came in 2023?

I put off this question to think about it more and FORGOT TO ANSWER IT KJGKFDJ.

But in no particular order, here are my 9 favorite movies from 2023 (because I only watched 12 movies from 2023 in 2023):

Barbie

Five Night's At Freddy's

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Cocaine Bear (this one may be my favorite)

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Nimona (second favorite)

V/H/S/85

It's a Wonderful Knife (not actually that great, but it was FUN)

Trolls Band Together

I also saw The Monkey King on Netflix, it was fun but mostly just ok, imo. And... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem. Loved April and the Turtles, did not enjoy the story or what they did with Splinter. It's ok.

Also. Dear David. Holy shit. That is the worst movie to come out in 2023. It's HORRENDOUS. Watch it drunk with friends or not at all.

#skelleask #Anonymous #when I say dear david is the worst movie it is because I refuse to acknowledge one specific movie as a movie #sof was puffed up advertising and filled with misonfo and blatant lies and I refused to watch it

[bloomfish]

Why was the second wreck it Ralph the most blatant and nauseating display of product placement I've ever seen like why were corporations like Amazon and Google literally being promoted in this kids film

#like i know it's just d*sney #and it's a shame bc otherwise I thought the film was rly fun and cute #and would have been very good had i not had this blatant advertising shoved in my face #like the d*sney bit was 🤮 but whatever like i guess promoting themselves in their own movie makes sense

[machinepixie]

oh.. hey babygirl

#this clown is so pathetic its unreal #i aint even mad at blatant advertising from tumblr i just hope they got some money to support the site

[moiderahart]

So I was originally planning on shilling this on the birdsite but then it started imploding so

My mom and I have been working on a children's book for a while now called The Adventures of Baggs! I did the illustration work, she wrote the book, and honestly I think it wound up pretty good so please do check it out or show it to folks that you think would like it!

#children's books #book #moidarts #cats #book about cats #blatant advertisement

[maddilynmuse]

Coming Back!

Heya guys, sorry I’ve been practically dead. Got a full time seasonal job and they’re in the rush season (hence, y’know, why they’re hiring). Been a lot lately.

I know we all hate amazon here, but I’m updating The Longest Night: Village of Lights every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday of July (or, well, hopefully, I’ve got through the 21st queued) here on Kindle Vella. Say what you will, I’ll be 500% honest it’s just because I get like 20 bucks a month for it and I’m at a point in life where that’s significant money. Idk if anyone has to read it there tho, but yeah.

If that ain’t your thing though, try my Kofi! I don’t have as much up yet, but I’m trying! Relatedly, does anyone know if there’s a way to just upload documents on there? Because as it stands, I cannot upload any formatting and have to re-italicize everything manually. For some chapters this isn’t too bad, and admittedly it’s made me realize I use emphasis a bit TOO liberally, but for other chapters it is practically hell ;~; (And if it should be obvious, I’m sorry but I’m a tad tech illiterate sometimes a;lksdfja;slkfdj)

And, uh, if there’s anything anyone would like to do or see, seriously just tell me. And talk to me! I don’t bite, I promise! I’m just, like.... really bad at social media. Never know what to say or not say, and I’m trying to be semi-professional and yeah it feels fake as hell. I have NO clue how to self promo, but considering how long I’ve been working on this book, I REFUSE to give it over to a publishing company, so I’ve stuck myself with having to be my own ad campaign... joy ^^’‘‘ Ngl I’m considering just seeing if I can scrap the money together to find someone on tiktok to promo it for a bit.

#Author update #Author talk #bookblr #writerblr #updates #coming soon! #Blatant advertising #Look I'm poor #and this is tumb #We don't do dignity here #Kofi #Kindle Vella

[maliciouslove]

pspspps...

a part 2 of honey trap where denki's equally slimy landlord shinsou just cant help himself from taking his friend's sloppy seconds now that he knows she's a good fuck

hahaha, i wasn't planning on writing for shinsou since honey trap is meant to be part of the slimebucks universe (so i have touya and katsuki planned next), however... this does tickle my fancy. maybe a side story? oh, WAIT, actually i have just the spot for shinsou to play in this, hold up, hold my beer while i write this down!!

also, shinsou isn't his actual landlord :D just his best friend that is willing to lie so his mate can get his dick wet and then bounce. it's a carefully crafted getaway lie they made up years ago. they are actually roomies, and shinsou works at the grimetown smoke shop.

i don't know if you are familiar with grimetown, but two very creative people that i love dearly created the space for the grimiest, slimy men out there. that is where the slimebucks lore comes from, check out @/bastardblvd if you haven't :]

a bunch of talented people that have written about many other slimy men can be found there!

#correspondence with the devil #anonymous.exe #excuse my blatant advertisement of grimetown i just love that space and the lore that everyone has come up with #it restored a big portion of my drive to write (and draw!) #it will however take me a little while to get to the rest of the slimebucks chapters because im an old woman that needs to get a degree :D #so be patient with me <3 more slimy content will come

[doedipus]

inconsolable because someone made a giovanna mod called “short hair giovanna” but looking at the screenshots it’s clearly significantly longer than her default haircut

#it looks like tomo azumanga's hair #like it's not a bad look but it's blatant false advertising