#this is a joke but djdjdjd

[friendofmordred]

"Polyamory could've saved Camelot" in at least one situation it made it worse (galehaut helping Lancelot and guinevere get together)

#this is a joke but djdjdjd #anselma.txt

[mabsart]

[Star Wars: Bad Batch ⚠️SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2⚠️]

“So, the news about Crosshair…”

#bad batch spoilers #star wars the bad batch #here I was thinking that my first fan art of bad batch would be cute art of Omega and Wrecker being siblings #but true to form it was a joke comic #this is just who I am I guess #Star Wars #comic #also this is my first time drawing these kiddos so excuse me while I absolutely fuck then up djdjdjd

[melodyofthevoid]

Listening to The Magnus Archives for the first time, sure hope this doesn’t awaken something in me!

#Melody rambles #half joking Djdjdjd

[mushtoons]

Look, I like you a whole bunch, but I can't take this slander on Mint chocolate chip ice cream! It tastes so delicious and it's minty after effects make it great to drink water with! Doing it soothes my autistic/adhd soul. So, I will not stand for it's comparison to mint flavored toothpaste because they are two separate things entirely!

#HSJDDJEJ #(joke) #DJDJDJD YOU PEOPLE CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH #(also joke) #wood wide web

[2000snotebook]

Reminder that Portia has red and white sneakers. Which other characters theme revolves around the color red? Cassette red is real

#melodybug #not posting this in the tags because I’m embarrassed and also partially joking djdjdjd #portia lockhart #prepare for more serious (?) Portia posting in the coming weeks because I’m cooking something (that isn’t ship related I prommy)

[pumpkinstabs-moving]

michael w his future children

#the joke is him having kids djdjdjd #caz excluded

[kimjiwoong]

#this is why i said the gifs were my slay lmao theyre much nicer than the original for sure #also i hope everyone is aware i dont think im perfect at colouring at all #djdjdjd im just joking #just lil congratulation pat on my own shoulder #rose.txt

[babylonbirdmeat]

Okay so the mod that gave me the ability to be a deer in Skyrim puts some in Falkreath meaning Faun!Florian isn't the only Faun in Skyrim so

What do you think would compelled Fauns from all the way out in the Systres, an archipelago far southwest of Hammerfell and northwest of the Summerset Isles, to immigrate to SKYRIM? Especially since it's one of the most racist parts of Tamriel towards beastfolk?

#Dama speaks #I'm looking for both actual guesses and joke guesses djdjdjd

[devilsmamba]

Do you think Zach could survive McDonald’s Sprite and/or the Grimace shake (yes I am aware these are old memes, but they need answering)

i think he’d almost die the first time he drank the grimace shake, like he just goes into a possessed-like state and zee had to snap him out of it.

and like as soon as he recovers he drinks like five million more shakes bc he realised it excelirate his powers in a macabre and twisted way.

#im joking about that last part #i imagine the grimace shake is just some arcane phenomemnon that happens every century to wreak havoc among humans #until a magic user intervenes or smth idk i’m pulling this out of my ass djdjdjd #ask

[tinnchan]

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#Someone tagged my khun chai gifset with #Long post and dkdkdkd #I felt called out #Im joking btw i should have used that tag anyways but djdjdjd #Nads.txt

[sannylity]

here have this el backflipo family sketch i made and DEFINITELY absolutely matter-of-factly DIDN'T cry over

you get to have this cause you're epic

almost exclusive wip before the rest of the world does, yw 😼💅

(they absolutely had these picnic sort of lunches, but rarely after slime made sure no bees were around and after mariana made sure the food was all vegan and had no nuts. they made flower crowns, jokes and read or cake up with stories and told them to each other. charlie and mari definitely bickered, but it was light-hearted and juana simply stuck her tongue out at them whenever they kissed and made up. charlie still goes out to fields of flowers to make flowercrowns, making sure there are no bees. mariana still to this day makes sure all the food is vegan and nut free and still reads out juana's favorite stories on the foot of her statue.)

live laugh love misclickers

AAAAAAAAAAA MUCHAS GRACIAS

*swallows your art whole and keeps it in my stomach forever*

THIS IS SO GOOD AND A SKETCH AND IT ALREADY LOOKS LIKE A MASTERPIECE???

This is amazing and the fluffy fluffy prompt! Mi familia hermoso ssmdksks I LOVE THEM. I LOVE IT. I LOVE THIS!! djdjdjd

#slimeriana #slimecicle #el mariana #qsmp #qsmp shipping #qsmp art #juanaflippa fanart #juanaflippa

[kibbits]

Since we all love Untitled Plaza Goose, I vote that either there is a well loved goose plushie that was left in the boy’s care after the plaza closed and no one came back to claim it or Y/N ends up having to go thrift shopping for cheap props (cause why would fazbear pay for the good stuff that they can’t just mass produce) and ends up finding one of those porch geese for dirt cheap and it makes occasional appearances dressed as whatever the show content happens to be that day.

Yeeeee!!!! It could be a lil sad if they found it on one of the seats after a show and no one claimed it -- or!! Wait no scratch that

Cute version, a kid gives it to them at a meet and greet and insists they keep it!! It's a well-loved goose plushie with like sand weights in the wing tips and feet, and they turn it around and ask the kid to sign an autograph on the goose's ribbon ehehehe

They name it Odette >: ) (Swan princess)

(man now i'm thinking that playing with/flapping the weighted wings would be such a great stim)

I think it'd be great if by coincidence, before or after that, the pizzaplex actually had a visit from The (YN) Goose one night djdjd

The boys DO love chaos, so I think they'd prob chase after it if it stole something important, but otherwise they would absolutely be hype men and 1. Put any accessories it brings to them on the goose. 2. Could be like the ladies from the tavern and imitate the goose's movements with their lil plushie 3. Cheer and be v entertained by it.

Goose: -spends like 30min slowly dragging a fake plant and dunks it in a fountain-

Them, after watching the whole time: Bravo! Magnificent performance art! The plant thirsts for that which it cannot have! -standing ovation-

They tell YN in the morning, who likes to thrift and gets them one of those weighted garden statues as a half-joke when they spot it.

It's a doorstop now. It was the perfect weight, and it makes those that Encountered the Goose that night startle every time they see it, so the boys love it and they prop the theater door open with it djdjdjd they'll dress it up seasonally/for performances ehehehee.

Thanks so much for the ask aa i love imagining it sjsndj

#asks #anon #break a leg!au #ehehehe goose crossover WHEN #eyndr if/when you read this now i wanna doodle it so bad eheheheeeh #break a leg!au lore

[lexa-griffins]

How did clexa's teens react when they told them they were pregnant?

They thought it was a joke! Like "ah ah moms, very funny, now what did you actually want to tell us?"

After they realize it is true and that they are going to be older siblings, there is a very clear shock there. Lexa and Clarke never even expressed the desire to have more kids, so this is all very out of nowhere. And clexa are very honest with the kids when they say they did not expect this at all. And that the kids dont have to worry with them pushing the babies on them, but of course, they do want them to be there for their baby siblings.

You know Lexa and Clarke raise them right when it only takes a second of shock before they are happy and hugging Lexa and talking about teaching their baby siblings to do a million and one things. They also almost immediately become Clarke 0.2 and 0.3 with being all over Lexa and doing just about anything they can to make sure Lexa off her feet which while very sweet, Lexa really dislikes, even if she knows she should be careful with this pregnancy djdjdjd

#letter opened #au: older moms #im still not sure if the kids are aden and madi or not 😅 i think the twins will be 2 boys tho!

[mushtoons]

I'm sorry about that anon, take care and hope you guys have a good rest /gen 🩵

djdjdjd we wasnt too upset with it just a lil surprise how angry people get over ice cream 🤣 (at least we assume it was cuz of the ice cream joke?)

but thank u 🥺 and u too ❤️

#if not and they just genuinely messaged us outta the blue wanting us to die then #awww ❤️ #they were thinking about us lmaoo #we dont mind hate anons we find them funny cuz homie you're literally just some dude on a screen #its amusing and a little sad 💔/genuine #but mainly amusing #wood wide web

[solojihyo]

Nsjdjeje ty for even replying babe 💖 and yes! I picked up my albums Saturday, I got cheollie's signature 🤗 although I had it upside down at first and had no clue who's it was and got mad lowkey djdjkskee omg I know maybe I can catch up now and hope the boys hibernate a bit 🙏🏼

I really loved the promos for fuck my life! I think they made the song grow on me even more and the mv was amazing too, but I think the final stage was shot so beautifully it really emphasized the song the best 🤌🏼

Oh okay I'm Ngl same here, it's def not antifragile era 😔 but unforgiven definitely grew on me after watching their stages, the girls absolutely nail it tho I wish Sakura got more spotlight 😭 honestly out of all the HYBE webtoon, Crimson Heart is the only one that I've stayed reading haha. Maybe it's bc I can identify most of the girls by character design AND it's not a cringe romance (sorry) djdjdjd but yes I like it personally!

Ive era stays winning fr fr! I love deekay sm haha but yes omg I pulled a long haired hannie so it's really meant to be his era 😌 omg I know it's devastating but I was watching the dance practice again and gosh woozi's proportions are NO JOKE! Yeah for once I don't think I was too dissatisfied w/ the styling omg junhui always wrecking us as usual 😩 djjsjs ty for answering my long asks but no pressure to at all babe imy and love chatting w/ u djsjsj I hope ur well mwah

💖💖💖 cheol omg i remember rose telling me once he’s your secret weakness SO it looks like the cards worked out in your favor!! if only you got deekay though lmao that would’ve truly been even more lucky. manifesting for you to have time to get through all the content now that promos are over 🫶🫶🫶

the music stages for fuck my life were so incredible, you could clearly see how much effort they put into making the sets 🥺 and the mv yes!!! i love when svt makes mvs that make me emotional lmao it was truly so relatable to see. im happy to hear the song has grown on you through all of that hehe

nothing will ever beat antifragile era 😔💔 but you’re totally right about the stages, they’re really killing all the performances. kkura definitely deserves more lines and center time….. gonna go fight hybe to make it happen </3 also omg hearing that le ssera’s webtoon doesn’t have cringey romance makes me so intrigued :0 i used to keep up with enha’s webtoon but i dropped it after it got too romancey for my taste sgsjshsj (like 5 guys trying to woo 1 girl is such a turn off) so this is very good to know !!!! maybe i will try reading it sometime. and re: svt, im glad we’re on the same wavelength regarding the comeback styling and who’s era it is and such hehe 💕

imy2 and love chatting with you too 🥺💖 i hope you’re well as well!!! sending you all the love and good vibes 🫶🫶🫶

#💗💗💗 #isai's inbox #elv ⚔️

[kimjiwoong]

you'll never catch me joining the whole 'don't look he/she is mine' joke ppl on here have going on because it makes me feel so weird abt liking ppl and their content so I don't wanna make anyone feel weird djdjdjd

#like moots mwah ilu dont take this the wrong way djddjjd but ive felt uncomfortable so many times abt that lmao #it's on me anyways lmao #it's not a big deal 💞💞 #rose.txt