#this is a homestuck only post

[dyrehound]

how cold of a take is it if i say i think dirkjohn and drarry have correlations

#dirkjohn #johndirk #dirk strider x john egbert #john egbert x dirk strider #homestuck #im not tagging drarry i dont want them #this is a homestuck only post #i dont want the potterheads LEAVE ME BE #this is the post that should get me cancelled actually #THINK ABOUT IT THOUGH

[existentialterror]

Fellas, if your story has...

Way too many narrators

Self-aware weird formatting

A metanarrative

Courier font

Meaningful colored text

The story existing as a piece of media within the story itself

A fucked up house

An unreliable narrator

Just way too much about the romantic lives of people who suck

That's not your story, that's

#homestuck #house of leaves #light writes #long post #h/t regicidaloptimism for help crafting this bespoke homestuck house of leaves shitpost #homestuck spoilers // #<- uh I think not major ones but I'm only partway through act 6 act 6 #EDITED: wasn't actually courier in the screenshot switched it with a correct one

[disguisedcheezed]

baby. (we do not talk about how he climbed up the apartment.)

#homestuck #dirk strider #little dirk #mine #lil cal #✦little-dirk #<- very specific tag only for my little dirk posts in this blog btw #1kplus

[bloobydabloob]

Alternative hairstyle ideas for Roxy

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #hs fanart #roxy lalonde #I need to upload my drawing of all the alpha kid faces #it’s one of the only “old” pieces of art that I still like #(and also agree with) #Also no DirkJake week past couple days #I could not think of anything good at all #I really should have known in advance. I have no idea how I didn’t #Also finally buckled down and completed space channel 5 today #game is hard as F (can I swear on here) for no reason #I was genuinely shaking by the end. #Maybe I am too easy #blooby posting

[cringefail-clown]

the difference between karkat and kankri when it comes to their shared aspect of blood is that karkat, as a knight, will protect and cultivate the bonds between his friends and will form connections with others easily due to his empathetic nature, even if said others are fucked up people in the eyes of others (see: his whole deal with spades slick, the way he formed moriallegience with rampaging gamzee), people naturally come into his orbit, meanwhile kankri being a seer doesnt want to create a connection between himself and others, but he wants to understand and study how those bonds work between people, basically looking outside in on the relationships and forming a list of do's and dont's when it comes to cultivating that connection

in other words, karkats that one motherfucker at the party whos somehow friends with everyone here, no matter their background, and everyone fucking loves that foul-mouthed guy, meanwhile kankri is standing in the corner like a creep and nobody knows exactly what his deal is but he knows what everyones deal is and somehow has knowledge of all of partygoers dirty laundry, even if theyve never seen him in their fucking life

#homestuck #kankri vantas #karkat vantas #karkats agressive appreciation of his friends vs kankris stalker-ish tendency to dig into everyones business #this doesnt touch upon the fact that kankris metatextually IS a failed seer but thats a post for another day #i love the dichotomy between these two and how much differently they use their aspect when it comes to group bonding #fascinating stuff #do you think kankris jealous about how easily karkat can make friends when his own act only manages to push people away #i think he is very much yes

[lobster-lover]

homestucks from ??? recently ??? idk!!! you might have to guess!! he he ho ho

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #my horrible torture for only posting doodles in bulk is i have to tag everyone #oh well #davesprite #john egbert #caliborn #not tagging gamzee he doesnt deserve it #dave strider #karkat vantas #jack noir #peregrine mendicant #calliope #roxy lalonde #also not tagging the felt guys SORRY i dont remember . their names

[chronicallyabsent]

i am begging. crying. Throuiwng up. Pleading for more of the one dodode.s.. the cring throwing up dyin go dodoels please. (IT IS OKAY IF NOT!! i love them so much. ive tried making my own i litearlly cant.. u got hte special ability 2 make them and i wish u the best... <3)

i'm gonna assume you're talking about the reaction images so here's some older ones that i got on hand. some of these just felt too specific to include in the other post

also peanut on skateboard emoji i saw in a dream one time

#if you WEREN'T talking about the reaction images then. idk i'll be posting more homestuck doodles anyways so whatevar ig #haven't drawn many new ones lately so it'll probably be a while till i drop more #only others i have are of me specifically rather than like. a little vague circle guy. could totally post those if anyone wants #few of these are real old #reaction image #ms paint #my art

[lazyevaluationranch]

nominative determinism

05/05/2023 It seemed like a good idea at the time.

When we have chicks, we give them descriptive nicknames based on their transient baby spots and stripes. As they grow up, they earn real names based on their devotion to a particular teaching of the mystic arts of Galline Derangement.

One of the batch of chicks eight months ago was yellow, except for a white face and black marks around the eyes. She looked like she was wearing clown makeup.

I didn't want to nickname her "Clown" or "Mime." I wanted to Be Clever About It. So her hatchling nickname became "Homestuck" because I was on tumblr a decade ago when everyone was posting fanart of Homestuck characters with clown makeup.

Today the chickens were making a terrible racket in the henhouse, and I ran out to investigate, and discovered that one of the hens had gotten inside the henhouse wall somehow and couldn't get out.

She was, uh, you know. She was... stuck. In her ... home. Guess who it was. Guess.

I got my arm into the wall and tried to support her, which calmed her. I tried lifting her up and out, but there was a crossbeam in the way. I tried guiding her downwards, but she panicked and kicked her feet the instant I wasn't holding her up.

After half an hour of trying to manually thread individual chicken atoms (all of which were screaming) between the wood atoms of the wall, I went to fetch a hacksaw. When I returned, she was standing innocently on the floor of the henhouse, eating a moth she apparently found in the wall.

As she apparently took her hatchling name as a suggestion, she gets to keep it. Presenting the newly christened Homestuck Q. Clipping-Error the Chicken.

#daily #chicken #the vague and polite suggestions of physics #homestuck #a young hen stands in her henhouse #though it was eight months ago she was given life #it is only today she will be given a name #homestuck by osmosis #the first draft of this post was a parody of The Naming of Cats but I couldn't quite get it to work

[machinerage]

iunno

#forgive me followers for i have posted hs #one of the only few hs posts you'll ever get from me sorry #if anyone actually likes my hal though i'll post more of his design ideas. i accidentally made him look too cool and robotic in the others. #dirk strider #lil hal #auto responder #homestuck

[catspritesquared]

id like to have hope for hs2 like evryone else right now(lie) but also like within this new chapter theyve made like 3 meme references which just instantly curse it to become dated. like i know old hs2 did this too or whatever (i hated it then too.) biut like… in this upd8 they made a berries and cream joke… they made a how hungry joke… they made sollux say ‘no bitches’… release me from this hell. this comic is unsalvageable

#homestuck #homestuck^2 #upd8 #unrelated to the point i was making in this post i hve literally zero optimism for newhs2 because theres too much stuff that’s completely- #-unchangeable from the old team so the whole thing is just unsalvagable #the only thing that would ‘fix’ hs2 would be a retcon but even that wouldnt actually erase any of it #cat sprite text post #not art post #maybe delete later

[currant-owo]

Awkward meetings

Pretty much the same things happen as in canon, but Danny almost constantly bumps into Ra's in his time travel (where dc and dp can exist together or as separate/parallel alternate universes). After an indeterminate number of meetings, the contents of which I won't reveal, both came to an unspoken agreement to ignore each other no matter what.

Remarkably, the order of encounters for Ra's and Danny is chronologically confusing, as is their timeline relative to each other. How strong. No one knows at what segment of their meetings the other is. It's so damn confusing that Ra's and Danny keep logs of meetings, in a futile attempt to sort this shit out one day without potentially destabilizing the current time stream, the Flash's bullshit is more than enough, thanks.

And out of a desire to avoid all this headache, they most often just walk by and report their subjective meeting number. On rare occasions, they warn each other about how their next meeting might go, or simply ask the other to remind them of something.

Their awkward meetings/attempts to avoid prolonged interaction will look quite funny from the outside.

It seemed that the League always had its own "Cryptid". At truly random intervals (day, week, month, years), the same child quickly appeared in front of the Demon Head and just as quickly disappeared. Most often they exchanged some numbers, less often he uttered some phrases. Neither of them will even look at the other, eager to leave as soon as possible (the longer they are around, the higher the chance that something unpleasant will happen, strange, but together they often attract any kind of trouble from an earthquake to level threats end of the world).

#Jazz is really happy that Danny has started journaling his time travels #unaware that there is a second journal that has a series of awkward crossovers with a suspicious supposedly immortal guy #Both Ra's and Danny are glad that they avoided meeting with Bruce Wayne who is still training in the League #They've had enough of their twisted shit without the intervention of an overly curious detective #unknowingly with his warnings Danny is keeping Ra's away from creating darker timelines #oh no #it's too much like a homestuck #only their timelines are even more complicated #dp x dc #dc x dp #prompt #danny phandom #ra's al ghul #my post #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp prompt

[mealfreak]

do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created

#lotf #theyre not perfect buut im bored of working on it #laid of posting it bc i felt lame only posting the sprites... but well i dont have any more lotf Homestuck fanart in me. #lord of the flies #lotf ralph #lotf roger #lotf piggy #lotf Simon #JACK MERRIDEW #jack deserves tocbe really orange #jalph #do i tag the other ships?? #idk #no #creations #mine

[bloobydabloob]

Happy Day 1 of DirkJake week.

Theme was cowboys / robots (I did purely robots because I have done… too many DirkJake cowboys as of late)

Extras under cut

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #dirk strider #hs fanart #dirkjake #jake english #blooby posting #dirkjakeweek24 #I only found out today. I have no idea how #Inspiration was the scene from big hero six #Con also done. It was good #I have 10 dollars in my bank account now… I started with 230. #Some guy also phoned threatening to murder me for like 30 minutes straight #Pretty crazy

[tmos-time]

cringetober's neko (or other animal parts) day is giving me a chance to give dog theme propaganda about eridan; you KNOW he'd have some sort of internalized thing about dog symbolism from trying to join bec noir

#tmos has art #eridan ampora #sollux captor #erisol #homestuck #'cooper why did the ring only give him a dog tail' I Simply Do Not Know <3 the damn things out of juice its weak or something lol #regardless. i think eridan deserves a comfortable scratch under the chin as a treat. he NEEDS more attention lmfao #anyways starts blasting saint bernard by lincoln from this post you WILL see this as an eridan song

[obscenicon]

the girls are snugglingggg!!!

#homestuck #jade harley #rose lalonde #dave strider #june egbert #erin egbert #beta ot4 #betacule #oddities&curiosities #shipcest #but like. only 1/3rd shipcest #ask to tag #my first Problematic Art Post. dont kill me okay

[cupid-tune]

NITRO COMMISSION TUNA LET'S GOOOO

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #mituna captor #MY BELOVED MY EVERYTHING #he's so...I'm gonna draw him more #Finally able to post again #Even though it's only been like #A week or two