#this gave me a good laugh

[zarya-zaryanitsa]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

#this gave me a good laugh

[entomolog-t]

Really random, but here's all your characters I could beat in a fight:

The obvious are sal, tennis, (Idk how to spell his name) and aeades since they are all tiny and I could just put them in jar jail until they admit defeat.

But im also very confident I could take mark. I train daily to fight crime in Gotham city (I'm also batman btw keep it a secret) so I'm fairly confident that I could take Mark easily unless he bribed me with a coupon for free parents. (Prefably not expired.)

That is all thank you for your time.

AHAHA!!! I love this!!

I'll definitely give you the benefit of the doubt with Tamius and Aedes- Sal however? Lil guy might surprise you- The Geneva Convention holds no rule over that smelly little man.

Mark? Yes absolutely. I'd say 90% of the population could beat up Mark (including the infants and the elderly).

No dice on the coupons, sadly, better luck next time Dark Knight

#AskEnto #This gave me a good laugh

[kerrtesy]

Since you liked the last one I made. I made another one. This time focusing on the dynamic between Luigi and Ludwig.

Dang Roy shows no mercy

#asks #others art #this gave me a good laugh

[babstheyaga]

I wonder how would the Autobot gonna deal with reader girly who flirt and tryna rizz them up whenever she got scared and nervous over the whole situation. Instead of crying she went "Sir/ma'am are you something embarrassing I did years ago? Cause' I think about you every night." Follow by awkward finger guns and wobbly smile👉🥺👉

me rn with you guys

I imagine reader would be very... Very bad at flirting.

I'll put you over my knee. BumbleBee threatened, pointing a finger at my face.

"W-What so I can sit on your lap? Take-Take me on a date first!" I said back, sweating bullets.

His brows twitched inward, his finger slowly curling back to his palm in confusion. O-... Okay? I um... He reached a awkward hand to his chin to scratch his beard in thought and worry. Tomorrow? 5 PM? Um... Movies?

"Pick someone." Optimus told me, gesturing to the group of scattered terrorists, the Autobots.

I looked around for a short moment, but finally looked back up to him. "Are you one of-of the options? L-Like a menu or something? Because you're the whole-whole restaurant!"

I was then shot 34 times in the chest with a glock 19.

"Just get over it, sour puss... At least you get a person..." Arcee was frustrated, rightfully so.

"I'll-I'll gladly share myself with you!" I interrupted, my hands bound behind me.

Arcee stopped dead in her tracks, her eyes wide and a look of pure shock on her slightly angered face.

I smiled a fake, nervous toothy grin, but all she did was stare at me.

When she was able to move, she searched her cargo pants frantically, "Shit, I-I-I think I left my oven off - My-My keys are gonna burn in the microwave - I-I gotta go -"

"Jesus, Mirage, the fuck you do to 'er?!" Jazz laughed at Mirage. The two exchanged a chuckle and fist bump, I made room for the silver-fox to sit next to me in the booth.

"You... You can smell me?" I asked, curious.

"We all can honey." Mirage replied. I blinked over to him, feeling a lot more exposed than I wanted to...

"W-Well... If I smell good, you-you should smell you-you two! It's like love at first sight, but-but with... Smell..." I said, fiddling with my fingers at top speed.

The both of them paused for a short moment, then broke into a fit of laughter. Mirage's hand landed on my thigh, Jazz wrapped a hand around my shoulder, the both of them leaning into me as their laughs came to a calm.

"That the best you got lil momma?" Jazz teased, his voice somehow going lower.

"Yeah babe, that was pretty weak... Wanna try that again?"

#related to fmod #god i love asks #this gave me a good laugh #i needed it today #trying to get back into the rhythm of things #so far it's working slowly #one step at a time

[local-meme-lord]

Happy birthday! Have fun being old 🥳🎉🎉🎉🎊

Lol thanks.

#this gave me a good laugh #inbox

[pinkwright]

one thing about y/n she gon think “we just friends” while shuri literally tryna touch where she pee (lolz i love your stuff and the trope)

lol lol she just like me fr !! n thank u love 🎀

#pinkwrights back #this gave me a good laugh #w y/n its bc she DENSE n in DENIAL #w me its bc i want u to say that shit 😭 #she still my pookah bear tho #ik shuri tired asl 😭

[mo-the-half]

I saw your art on pillowfort and I wanted to say it's cute but then I realized you straight up traced an image by marycrispies on twitter and didn't bother even saying you referenced it. it makes me question if all your art is just traced??

:( oh my god... You haven't seen the original meme....

Here you are, may I introduce you to "Lesbians doing makeup."

:) Thank you also for introducing me to marycrispies, their artwork is really superb and cute!!

I don't think I should have to explain myself but... I do enjoy tracing memes. But I would never trace over people's art. Please be careful in the future. You may see lots of identical artworks, and they may be perhaps... based on a meme.

#this gave me a good laugh

[fakezircon]

hey sorry i exploded u like 3 times my phone is busted

I thought this was like a “sorry I reblogged a bunch” message but just checked and yeah. Got exploded a few times there, darn

#letters opened #This gave me a good laugh

[minisugakoobies]

Someone voted Namjoon as babygirl and then he removed all of the boyfriend posts from his IG 😭

👀

I… I did not consider the possible consequences of my poll, y'all. 💕

#does this mean he's on tumblr? #i wonder who he voted for 🤣 #kim namjoon #asks #anon #this gave me a good laugh #babygirl

[curlyhairedprince]

Surpised you didn't join Louis hate train this time. Usually you never miss the chance to hate on Louis.

oh yeah same I‘m also surprised I didnt hate on him. Seeing him 15 times that year made me so mad cause it was SO bad, I just had to go over and over again just to make sure the show really is as shit as it was the time before. You‘re totally right.

#alskdksks do you HEAR yourself asshole #this gave me a good laugh

[halidom-confessions]

ok this is Not a confession im so sorry but that last post looks like asura is touching jaldaboath boob

AHAHAHAHA I didnt even notice when making that 😂😂

#this gave me a good laugh #thank you #mod noelle answers

[pulchramsolis]

[@withouthonor sent] DAERON FOR THE HEIGHT MEME The caps are mine Memes are fun and they make me happy!

Daeron is 6'2", and Abrogail is 5'3" SO THIS SHOULD BE FUN

Abby vc: DAERON I CAN'T REACH PLS GET EVERYTHING OFF THE SHELVES

#this gave me a good laugh #TOL BOI TOL #Abby's like 'you used to be tiny toddler wtf they feed you in old town?'

[royalarchivist]

Mine: Refer to me however you want!

Mike: Yeah, for me too. I think I use all pronouns too.

[They high-five and fist-bump each other]

Mine:

[via @barbmine]

#Mine #Barbmine #Mikethelink #Mike #I LOVE THEMMMMMMMMMMM THEY'RE SO FUNNY #Mine funniest person alive fr #also YOOOO LETS GO?????? #I didn't know Mike was ok with any pronouns #and Mine too??? that's awesome! #Also for those who don't know: Mine is Mike's wife! #They're both bi #They're so cool I wanna have a silly sweet partnership like this someday *clenches fist and stares off into the sunset* #As per usual: not a native Portuguese speaker so can't translate the full thing #please feel free to hop in with translations and/or corrections! #Though I'm pretty confident about these. Wouldn't post it if I wasn't #I'll be real idk how to translate viado LMAO #It's like. Not what google translate will tell you it means #idk imo I think ''homo'' sounds right but ONCE AGAIN: I'm not a Portuguese speaker #Poor Mine I laughed when she first posted this image ages ago and I replied to her saying it gave me a good laugh and she was like #''WAIT I PROMISE IT DOESN'T MEAN WHAT GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAYS IT MEANS'' #it's all good Mine I'm bi too I am not phased lmao #I don't personally use that word but I do not care when other queer folks use it

[ibrithir-was-here]

I just remembered I read somewhere that coconut water can be used as a substitute for blood in an emergency transfusion. Do with this information what you will.

This is the straw hat Stoker meant right? XD

#probably best not to inject yourself or anyone with coconut water #but this gave me a good laugh so thank you xD #Dracula #dracula daily #my art

[ryllen]

their confession dynamic of all time

#fshfsdhsdhdj TREYY SANN NOOOOO............!!!! me everytime this is what fanartists chose it to happen fhsdshd #BUT THEN WHEN THEY PUT JADE IN TURMOIL & DESPAIR over THIS IT'S TOO FUNNY FSHDSHDH #twisted wonderland #twst #treyjade #trey clover #jade leech #fanart #they gave me good laugh everytime fshd #that one strip when floyd goes huhu TT TT trey be like oh no what's wrong (actually caring) #and when jade goes huhu TT TT trey be lik e what is i t this time ? ? (ABSOLUTELY WON'T FALL ON HIS CROCODILE TEARS FSHDHSDFSHDSH) #HE KNOWS THEM TOO WELL (yes we know azul gave him hints already fhsdh) #this is why all jades who get to go out with trey are so HAPPY #THEY PASS HIS TRUST TEST FSHDSHDSH #BIG WALL RIGHT THERE

[u3pxx]

my only criticism of your swap omens designs is that aziraphale lost his gay little bowtie 😔

[bad omens] that's a very good point, anon, but don't worry! a crow demon can have a minor outfit change every now and then! >:^P

#good omens #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #den's bad omens #demon aziraphale #good omens roleswap #good omens swap au #good omens reverse #sorry i wanted to draw a very pretty zira and blacked out . where am i #also anon when i read ur ask it made me laugh so hard FDGHJD #and you are RIGHT! #but i gave him a tie bc i needed him to be more distinct from regular ol zira pftt <333