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chownkiies · 8 months

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//decapitated robo head //not bloody

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Lōllipop Ch@insaw

#explople them with mind #this au is mostly crack #got the idea when i suddenly remembered a 5+ hour gameplay of it years ago #worth it #transformers #transformers au #nickel #kaon #amp #he's called amp here #maccadam #tf #dont ask why #this au is an excuse for me to b silly #tw robo gore

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happypeachsludgeflower · 2 months

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Concept: after Shang Qinghua lost his original draft, he said fuck it and wrote progressively worse and worse gibberish content for Proud Immortal Demon Way just to enjoy watching his favorite anti-fan, Peerless Cucumber, loose his shit.

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divineei · 1 year

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metkayina | omatikaya

cw. — fem!yn (not cringe), crack smau, everything is random, foul language, no one is safe, everybody getting flamed, pretty much plot-less, mostly platonic (but i’ll throw some character x reader at some point, you’ll see what i mean tho)

✧ a ridiculous collection of atwow teens on crack.

intro. — metkayina hotties! mh 2!

intro. — sullys(-3)! s(-3) 2!

01 — niagara falls

02 — bullshit

03 — truce

04 — spider

✧ general.

atwow teens w/ a musician s/o

— kiri.

girlfriend kiri texts!

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taglist. — @rainbowsocks, @dearstell, @erenjaegerwifee, @neteyamyam, @lvrcpid, @grierpilots, @littlexscarletxwitch, @elegantkidfansoul, @anm3mi, @kachowness, @boilingpots, @lagoonabluebabe, @lethalvenus, @casiia, @liluvtojineteyam, @inluvwithneteyam, @syulangg, @junnniiieee07, @drugs-for-memes, @ilovejakesullysdick, @lovelyygirl8, @neqeyam, @ak-aaa-li, @sakura-onesan, @babyymeme, @seashelldom,

#i gave in #a series of mostly crack smaus #mainly platonic #might slide some character x reader at some points #avatar modern au #atwow modern au #avatar smau #atwow smau #atwow x reader #neteyam x reader #aonung x reader #lo’ak x reader #kiri x reader #tsireya x reader #rotxo x reader

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imaybe5tupid · 9 days

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This bottle of Steven’s, awakens ancient feelings.

#Ive been listening to Weezer and mostly just wanted to draw a scene like this #Toshiro’s phone says “ お父さん” as in “father”#drunk calling dad on impulse to have words #hes working some kind of soulless job in a nowhere city splitting rent with Laios who’s a norwegian on working holiday(dishwasher) in Japan #they met just bc he got trapped with Laios on the connecting flight from Tokyo who chatted him up the whole time bc he could speak english #and eventually he somehow ended u sharing a lease with thisn guy to help hide from his retainers who are supposed to be living with him #Laios is mostly drifting but genuinely is in Japan bc he wants to learn Japanese and hes admired it in that detached idolising european way #since he was a teen and even though its a small nowhere city everythings very fun and novel to him as someone from the boonies of norway #They have their initial dynamic but also Laios cooks for him and buys him western alcohol #sometimes your true love is the guy who shows up at work in a Godzilla shirt #i usually really have no interest in modern au of works that have such integral worldbuidling like dunmeshi that informs characters #this is how you know im cracked in the head over these two LMFAOOO

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twistedappletree · 8 months

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just-an-enby-lemon · 9 months

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Silly TMA X MECS fanfic where Jon and Jonny look basically the same and are switched and the Mecs automatically know that some shit happened to Jonny because he isn't in the ship and still there was no repports of mass violence and only of Jonny asking random questions and are worried about him (even more when the found Jon because he is definitivally not Jonny, no eye shadow, no alcohool close and he tried to stop a bar fight? "Ew who is this nerd?" mutters Gunpowder Tim) but the Archieve Crew just looks at Jonny and decides Jon finally went murderhobo insane for at least a whole ass week until Martin is just too distressed over Jon having a totally different tea taste now that they have to consider that maybe this really is a different guy.

#the mechanisms #tma #the magnus archieves #crack au #jonny d'ville #jonathan sims #martin was sure that wasn't jon from the start but he had like no proof and jon might have as well just had a mental breakdown #all archieve gangs work but i'm going for s3 because they are more likely to believe jon went nuts and more importantly Melanie #they think jonny d'ville is jon's avatar name or smt lol #jonny is just speedrunning how to become a slaugther avatar #he and melanie bond over trying to murder elias over and over #they suceded in main him at least #jon might be adopted by space pirates #nastya (who is alive and well fuck you) and the toy soldier like him and the aurora is okay with him #the moment they realized that while he was powerfull there was no way he killed jonny they were mostly okay with him #he is paranoid and is sure he was kidnaped and is going to be murdered by the pirates but for they part they are chill

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months

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Wait!! In an earlier post you said everyone was aggressive… especially Barnaby…

What happened when he woke up? Unless it’s a spoiler/ not ready yet, then forget this question!!

I hope you have a nice day/night though :3

that answer is indeed Not Ready Yet! but in short, he has a Really bad time after he wakes up. like, it's Rough rough for him. and before anyone asks - no, it's not because of the arm! that is something he can understand, even if its a lil unsettling. everything Else, however...

#yeah barnaby wakes up pretty much exactly before everything goes wayyyyyy downhill #and aggressive more like... well hm...#he's very sad and angry (mostly at himself) and scared #and that all blends together into him becoming somewhat high-strung and Overprotective #basically i take the laidback comic relief character. i put him in a blender. i hit puree #barn had his relaxation time. now he gets to have a bad time!#i do it out of a place of deep fondness and affection i swear #wh lights out au #but yeah haha barnaby. yeah he Goes The Fuck Through It #he has some big emotions! he makes some big mistakes! he lives through some Tough Shit!#hey! at least he has howdy's continuous support #unless. unless i decide that something has to happen to everyone's favorite caterpillar.#i mean... if he has to go then he has to go!!#but at present i think howdy is essentially safe <3 maybe <3 #everyone is at risk until Final Decisions are made <3 #like there are exactly Two characters who like. absolutely fucking die lmfao no question about it #and there's another who's on verryyyyyyy thin ice. Very thin. its cracking.#but everyone else? somewhat safe. unless i think of something / something Occurs to me #you have a nice day/night/evening/morning/afternoon as well!

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sonicattos · 1 year

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*inhales*

i have a theory that sonic and shadow have connections to chao and by extension the ancients

BIG RAMBLE:

this started as a crack theory, but it became more sensible the more i thought about it.

the ancients and the black arms are not only aliens, but are very simalar in design, specifically their bipedal stature, their head shape, lack of a mouth, eyes, 3 fingers and 2 toes

chao actually have a similar mutation, which would be neutral to dark

like chao and their hero/dark favoritism system, shadow the hedgehog absorbs dark and hero energy, you get dark energy by doing bad things in his namesake game, that includes hurting humans, which is simalar to the fact that the black arms feed off of human souls.

reasoning for the black arms, more specifically black doom to be evil? idk. maybe he disagreed with something. maybe he was a victim of “the end”s laser bast. maybe he’s vengeful to humans for whatever reason.

during the “project shadow” development prof. gerald created “chaos drives” which is crystalized chaos energy to transfer to living tissue, this was used for the creation of the ultimate lifeform. these can also be used on chao. these drives have different power types; one of them being running.

here’s fully grown run/run type neutral and dark chao:

these chao don’t look like sonic and shadow, it’s the other way around.

why a hedgehog as the ultimate lifeform?

there IS a popular theory since it’s implied gerald visited angel island and did research, since he has replicas of chaos and a replica of the master emerald shrine, that he may have based the both of the designs off of these prophetic murals (possibly created by the ancients):

perhaps he used hedgehog dna? or maybe he just looks like a hedgehog because that’s how chao can look when they evolve. who knows?

as for sonic we have no clue on his current in-game backstory, so we don’t know HOW this could have been done so i’ll just shoot some ideas and similarities:

sonic and shadow have the same abilities, despite having “nothing” to do with each other

the ancients have green eyes like sonic’s and tendrils that curve downwards like sonic’s quills

like the default neutral chao, he’s blue (plus the yellow gradient on the arms could be similar to sonic’s arms if ur feeling reachy) (the reason why i mention this is because shadow and dark chao)

one of his biggest gimmicks is absorbing chaos emeralds and mutating which is what chaos does. yeah others can do this (supposedly) but whatever

neutral chao always have a curved tendril (?) and a dark chao always has an angular tendril simalar to sonic and shadow’s quills.

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not really a similarity but sonic has been described to neutralize the chaos emeralds when he has them (sonic rush). his ability to withstand a super form is also much greater and drains less energy from him (narratively speaking). it’s a little weird how connected he is to the emeralds when they’re not from his world. although, it’s the same case with the master emerald as well.

before i edited this ended it off with a joke saying i think they’re chao. no i really don’t. with this theory in mind shadow would at least be related genetically speaking.

i know sonic has been described with origins in the past, but they’re all outdated and never mentioned in games.

i do believe wholeheartedly he has connections with the ancients somehow, since it is a little weird that he does look like a chaos energy mutant chao.. i don’t think his origins would’ve been like shadow’s though. i think it would be funny i think since sonic can’t swim but he’s related to water people.

this was not really to be taken seriously, 100% because it is only a theory. i don’t actually think this word for word wholeheartedly, just something i found weird and wanted to info dump about. i also just love the idea of sonic having weird out of the ordinary origins. okay bye.

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the dark chaos chao (devil chao) can get horns…….you know who else—

the black arms own ancient temples on earth that closely resemble the ones on angel island and the starfall islands. (built by the ancients, well angel island is implied to be) they homed replicas of the master emerald.

shadow the hedgehog (2005) is actually the first game to display cyberspace. it was owned by the united federation, but i have a couple theories. one: that it originally belonged to gerald as an attempt to replicate the ancient’s cyberspace, since he did visit angel island for research. two: it’s mentioned in frontiers that g.u.n had visited the sf islands before eggman did. this could be where cyberspace was found by the gov. you could also probably combine the two theories.

#sonic the hedgehog #crack theory #sonic theory #i’m crazy don’t mind me i needed to infodump my insanity #sonic ramble #saltcat posting #saltcat text #this was mostly for sonic but shadow’s existence provides evidence #long post #sonic chao au

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revrads · 1 year

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Faith AU where John is still possessed by Alu by the end of Chapter 3, they develop an Eddie and Venom type relationship (without the sexual tension, these two fucking hate each other), and they both go on wacky adventures to hunt demons and start household dramas except the household is John’s head

#faith game #faith the unholy trinity #john ward #father ward #faith alu #faith game fanart #alternate universe #art #doodle #drawing #fanart #digital art #artsy ari #((I'm tempted to call this AU the Jesus of Suburbia AU for shits and giggles. for now it has no name))#((Remember when I said I love tropes where John becomes lest and less human? this is it. This is my excuse))#((Everytime John goes MORTIS Alu's influence becomes stronger and John starts to slowly lose his humanity))#((This was meant to be more crack-ish cause it's mostly just Alu trying to start shit with John and Garcia gets caught in the middle))#((Alu has an ulterior motive for staying in John- The priest could wipe out his competitions))#((He helps John exorcise demons and John helps him by killing the other lower class demons. also he gets a host so win win))#((Garcia is VERY wary of John but as time goes by he's just very tired to see a demon and a priest bicker like housewives))

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emelinstriker · 8 months

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Your eternal servants au has my mind flooding with questions. Is it okay if I draw them?? Id love to learn more about this au even if theres no art. (I know you said ur going to be busy)

Feel free to draw them- I haven't really seen peeps do fanart of any of my creations in literal years :D

Also update on my roommate situation: I do have the table for myself cuz she decided not to go on the trip with a laptop and is instead using her tablet to talk to her boyfriend. So now i'm hoping to at least doodle/write a bit better after work/classes fhgfdnghdfghdf

#emelin rambles #lmk esau #eternal servants au #might take a pic of what the room and my current set up looks like #it looks sad but i gotta live with this for the week #and in a few weeks again #pain #also my diet is cracked for this week #like i'm mostly living off chocolate cuz i refuse to go to the cafeteria during lunch #will go there for dinner tho so i don't starve or something

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daddyplasmius · 2 years

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FOtPoD spoilers but there's absolutely no context

#Danny Phantom #Flying Over the Pit of Death #FOtPoD #Magpie AU #Bird AU #this makes it seem like it's mostly a fun times fic #i want to say now that it's very much depression. but it's also so easy to meme #i mean. it WAS originally a crack AU #i have to make memes because i've been writing & rewriting this fic for too long #i need to trick my brain into thinking this is something new & shiny #it's the equivalent of yelling ''squirrel!!!'' at a dog to get them excited #my brain: FOtPoD again?#me: no look this is funny memes this time :)#my brain: ooooh!!#my favourite of these is the Skulker one & the excuse me *screams* one because they're both very accurate #there's one more very funny meme but i can't post it because it's too spoilery :(#also sorry for the shite quality i edited a lot of these on my phone in the dead of night

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backpackingspace · 9 months

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I think given enough time zeller would have (extremely reluctantly ) come to like will.

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #extremely crack au #where hannibal isn't influencing so much and everybody ends up friends #brian zeller #will graham #team sassy science #it happens mostly because of pressure from the other two #beverlys always been a good judge of character and she keeps inviting will to their team bonding things and its getting awkward #plus jimmy started shooting him down when he goes to bitch about the other man #so zeller starts trying to maybe understand a bit #he's reluctantly impressed with will's papers makes his profiling seem less like wacky guess work #so he's trying #however this is post selling will's secrets to the press #and will does not trust him at all. he completely shuts down and clams up whenever zeller is near him #forced awkward friendship my beloved

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ecoamerica · 1 month

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transingthoseformers · 7 months

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Thinkimg about Tarn joining the lost Light through hilarious shenanigans in general

#maccadam #transformers #mtmte tarn #in general #the concept of Tarn being forced to choose between loyalty to Megatron and loyality to the Cause is a choice we see in canon and fics often #and we usually see him choose the decepticon cause like in canon #but it's always intriguing to see him choice Megatron over the decepticons instead #especially since I've been thinking about it mostly in a sillygoofy crack au mindset #Tarn's just one of those characters like that

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clownsuu · 1 year

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Oh god how many DJs even are there now

I- have an addiction-

#And that doesn’t include aus and robot versions JDHHCHDHD #Forget aus iv forgotten half of em JDHHFHFUDDJ #And I need to make robot ones more the only designs iv made that iv really enjoyed is Dj Sun/Moon and Sigma JDHGFHHDJS #Mostly cause dj sun and moon are inspired by that one womp character from paper Mario that did that lil quiz game #And are still spooky LMAO they aren’t meant to look cute and quirky whatsoever #And sigma cause he’s a gentle giant 2.0 JDHFHHFDHHD #Accidentally commits arson cause nobody put fuckin safety measures on his pyrotechnics #And also has his lil ant marching band of mini music men #Anything that has to do with those lil cracked ipad Cheeto children gives me joy JDHFHHDHDH #edit: I need to limit my keyboard spamming my brain is so fried from doing it it’s basically a default action #edit two: I almost did it again while typing that

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kenjo-arts · 2 years

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so what happens to dean post-revengers? does he get taken into the arctic syndicate w tubbo and michael? does eret try and take them in? or does he just run away lol

He would most likely run away if one of them grabbed him. The biggest problem is that at this point he's also attached to Sam who's basically been his parent for months and he knows how bad the prison is (he still has very deep traumas about it that he can't really "deal" with as well as back when he actually had an adult brain) so he wouldn't want FF!Sam to perma die in the prison, though he also wouldn't really have the thought to confront him if he did need to go grab him from the cell.

The one most likely to grab him imo is probably c!Eret who'd put him in a room at the castle. (Sam would hate that as he doesn't want FF!dream mega spoiled incase it makes him grow up "evil" again. And living in a castle? FF!Sam would consider that something that would make him grow up "wrong"

#This au doesn't have a set timeline yet so alot of these things is stuff i might not even have thought about yet 😓#Mostly Ive been working on FF!Dream and FF!Sam's relationship from before anyone else learns about him #Besides like a crack au of my crack au where sam decides FF!dream needs another parent for a core family vibes and pick Philza xD #Au: forced family

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snowyfrostshadows · 1 year

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It's all fun and games until it isn't

#dumb doodles #master m au #1) i think it'd be neat if he tagged along with the other minions sometimes not to help but to follow around the hero(s) to make them laugh #the princess and the green guy are doing this hero thing all WRONG #they should be happy and smile because that's what heros are supposed to DO #the turtle gets it; he seems thrilled as heck during all this #plus....there's just something extra annoying about greenie not enjoying being the main hero and being so /miserable/ looking....#2) ....does. anyone else think mario might... subconsciously internalize his image as a hero?#like; don't get me wrong; he loves helping others and is by default; a happy lil guy #but...it probably is a lot of pressure to be that constant rock and source of comfort #he's probably mostly okay with it and it probably doesn't cross his mind to be resentful or bitter about always being the hero #there's just this small small; easily ignorable part of him that's tired of it #that the mister m persona brings to the forfont in a kinda ugly way if you crack that mask hard enough #in other words; if he drops the smile; then i think his more bitter thoughts and feelings he hides both as mario and master m #are a bit more...obvious if that makes sense #ANYWAYS THOSE BOYS ARE GONNA NEED SOME THERAPY AFTER THIS #3) i. honestly forgot if the mimi fight was before or after the first mr. l one lmao #i just wanted to do some silly puns before the sucker punch #anyways; it's an au; luigi probably isn't collecting hearts in the proper order chaotic lil man he is #super mario #mario #luigi

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ecoamerica · 2 months

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