#they're literally my husbands

[eldrichthingy]

Wyll romance is actually so underrated I'm not romancing him (at least for now) but he's really the hero we needed but didn't deserve. He makes my heart melt immediately, he is so loving

#I love how kind he is and now gentle he is- he's the perfect heroic character and my favorite EVER #I've chosen Karlach but he is who I'd date in real life he's the one for me #and also.. I have the same thing about halsin. he's so calm and his heart is truly made of gold #both of them make me happy #they're literally my husbands #nonsims #delete later #olya's rambles

[hattersarts]

im already at the south downs cottage guys, catch up

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #they're nb in the flavour of being lesbian gay men bc its such a lesbian move to pine for someone for a few thousands years #and literally not make a move #PLUS u know when they have sex it takes like 9hrs and if you wrote what they did down on paper it really wouldnt look like much #but they still had to take intensity breaks bc they kept getting overwhelmed and then just making out for an hour #thank u for coming to my ted talk #high amounts of gender of all types happening all the time with these two

[mrghostrat]

dust and light

i swear to somebody, the actual good omens parallels were a complete accident when i wrote this scene in BNF, where crowley is a writer in the agnes nutter fandom and aziraphale is his big bang partner. i've been on fire ever since i realised.

"The way you talked about the lighting in that last scene was just so striking— I really want to capture it somehow; find a way to paint the different layers of sunbeams and dust motes, just as you’ve written them.” Aziraphale’s grin caught himself quite off guard. “What are you planning?” Crowley shifted with an exaggerated, bashful shrug, but his grin remained steady on his face. “Not sure, just some kind of metaphor about the light and the warmth, probably. Maybe note some stark differences between the bookshop and a dusty room with no light, or a bright place with no dust. Each feeling equally inadequate compared to the shop, and that being… Er, I dunno, a reflection of their lives without one another in it, or something.”

#jesus christ how did this happen #i'm unokay #they're burrowed so deep in my head it's not even intentional anymore #good omens #gomens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #bnf au #i mean this art has literally nothign to do with bnf au but #rat draws #rat writes #ineffable husbands

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

#They metaphorically die in eachothers arms (i refuse to believe they're actually dead) 10 years ago #and i dont think anyone has yet recovered #theres literally so much you can talk abt #including the fact that theyre both self destructing idiots (affectionate) #bit alas my vocabulary has vanished #ado yall #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #netflix #hannibal netflix #renew hannibal #revive hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #murder husbands

[inkskinned]

being single in your late 20s & 30s is so fucking wild bc on one hand it's fun and flirty and you skip a lot of the bullshit because you know what you're looking for and you know how to spot a red flag from a mile away and you've learned to set boundaries and communicate your own and be upfront about your needs and most of the time they've learned it too - and if they haven't, you can tell after the second date that they haven't been to therapy

and every time you feel lonely and dried up and an ugly husk there's a whole community of other single people out there who are just as unhinged and want to hang out with you because they just need a plus-one like you do and you get introduced to like. people in their 60's and 70's and 80's who are all like - nope, single life is my choice and i love it and you feel warm and seen and like okay, it's not the end of the world if i'm not seeing anybody. and yeah it's hard and sometimes exhausting but part of getting better is that you do make like so many friends and do so much wild shit because you made a promise to yourself that you'll actually get out there and try shit and actually work on your hobbies and skills and friendships because to be honest in relationships you wouldn't push yourself this hard and it's actually been super rewarding because it came from you and from what you wanted

and yes of course the apps such and dating in general can suck but after one of the bad dates you go back to your apartment and call up those friends you made and make jokes about what the other person said and it rolls right off your back and you have plans for self-care in the morning. you prioritize yourself and your happiness and you really actually don't mind it, a lot of the time, unless it's like at a wedding and they're doing one of those couples-related things. most of the time it's not even a problem except when you can tell people pity you for it and you're like - i'm actually fine, babe, even without a partner i am still, like a person and yes of course it would be nice to have a partner but you have established yourself as a person and as an adult in a way that feels really hard-won and well-earned and you're protective of that and of the life you're living and honestly you're pretty happy, all things considered

and at the same time you do have to tell your father that you are single on purpose right now and that, yes, believe it or not, they're letting women be single past the age of 30 these days without burning us at the stake (can you imagine!) and you have to kind of sit pretty while people make jokes about how you're losing your marriageability and you're like, a little too old for the bars and the clubs and whatever but you do still want to go out dancing and it's like. the other day you went to a board game party and had the time of your life and then your mom calls you and says she's worried because what if you never find the one, shouldn't you be spending more time looking? and you're like - trying to balance this place where you're actually, like, perfectly okay? except you hear this thing over and over and over - oh no. that's so sad. i hope you find your lover. and you weren't really upset about it until someone suggested that you're running out of time and until someone said that it's so miserable that you live without someone to kiss and you're like why can't anyone believe that i'm genuinely happy. like. joy. like. bliss.

and then they look at you and they look at their partner and the look passes between them that says - poor thing. you're just lying to yourself about this.

#writeblr #warm up #i sat down to write something that was literally 3 sentences long oops #the alternative text post was just - #sitting my 60 yr old father down and telling him i'm single on purpose and that they're letting women actually live without a husband #(and then a picture of samson wrestling the lion) #> would have been funnier #> unfortunately turns out i have feelings

[mwagneto]

legit shaking crying i can't believe they're gay for real like they're gay for REAL like after all these years they're literally gay canonically like they kissed on screen on the mouth coz they're gay. like that really happened and there's no taking it back they're canonically gay in that scene and in every other scene also. when they're hanging out they're doing it gayly. when they're calling each other up they're doing it gayly. when they dress like that and act like that it's coz they're gay when crowley's trying to get aziraphale to run away with him it's coz he's in gay love and when aziraphale continuously puts himself in situations where crowley can feel useful it's coz he's in gay love literally everything they do is coz of gay love!!!!!! and that's mine forever!!!!!!!!! after i waited like half my life for it!!!!!!!!!!! oh my fucking god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#MID TYPING THIS POST THE FUCKING GLUE ON MY CEILING LAMP LET GO AND IT DROPPED AND ALMOST HIT ME #GOD RLY SAID PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE 🙏🙏 nice try bucko i cant be killed #im legit so overwhelmed like unironically i havent moved in aweek they literally kissed on screen. coz they're in love #if anyone needs me im gonna be here. i cannot be anywhere else. #good omens #gomens #aziraphale #crowley #crowley x aziraphale #crowzira #ineffable husbands #whateverrrrrrhdhrudjedjsjdd they're gay fr...

[justarandombrit]

I love me a morally dubious, middle aged (semi-immortal) couple of polar opposites who have both been married for years, yet have also never talked about their feelings ever.

(Bonus points for their most common ship name including the "husbands".)

#good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #bbc ghosts #julian fawcett #robin the caveman #bbc ghost julian #bbc ghosts robin #chess husbands #it should not be this funny to me that this is literally my first post in the Ghosts tag #hopefully theres at least some overlap between these two fandoms #they're both comedy shows that get darker when they need to. they both have canonically queer characters #also ben willbond was in both of them #thats gotta count for something

[yvainart]

a peaceful day 🌞

man, this is probably one of few times i drew background, i'm proud of myself

#they're about to kiss under the umbrella in sunny day #they're happy and nothing bad happened #this is canon trust🙏 #no way i drew a literal background #do you see that #no way #my art #good omens #good omens 2 #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale good omens #aziraphale #good omens crowley #crowley good omens #crowley #good omens aziraphale

[justdimaprops]

that video of carlando in the drivers parade is taking me out, how Carlos’ attention is solely on Lando even through George was part of the conversation, how Oscar felt like he has no choice but to leave them bc they were instantly in their own world 😭 it’s so funny. I love watching people who have such strong chemistry, who get lost in their own little world without even realizing they’re doing it haha

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Anon, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not kidding or exaggerating..I didn't even realize George was part of their conversation before you mentioned it 💀 BUT FOR FUCKING REAL AND in my defense my eyes were on them and they only had eyes for each other! so don't blame me for not noticing they're a parody of themselves 😭 The only time (i think) Carlos looked at poor George was when Lando was being interviewed, and even then Lando was looking longingly at his hubby so he had my attention lmao.

But yeah the way they exist in their own little bubble (that Oscar refused to third-wheel in. which. valid. smart even.) and all the casual and subtle intimacy between them is so 🥲♥️

#like yeah the chemistry they have between them always warms my heart cause even out of the whole shipping thing #you can see how close they are and how when they're together it just cancels out everyone else #AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON HOW LANDO IS BUDDIES WITH THE WHOLE ASS SAINZ FAMILY OR SINGAPORE 23 ISTFG LITERAL HUSBANDS #sorry i just finished proofreading part of my thesis so my brain is in overdrive lol #carlando #bahrain gp 2024 #formula 1 #inbox #anon

[thasorns]

Can you guys keep it down? Please be considerate of Mr. Lue. You guys can be mushy at home. 

MARC PAHUN AS HIN & CHAAIM ALONGKORN AS PAYU IN CHAINS OF HEART (2023), dir. Term Rungradit Rungamonwanit

#chains of heart #asianlgbtqdramas #boyslovesource #thaidrama #chaiim alongkorn #marc pahun #wounds tw #userpharawee #tuserfaiza #esmetracks #userbillkin #only tagged the people who I know watches this #zeystuff #gif: coh #yeah do not look at me. I am glad they're in this and also how Hin said 'do you want to sleep in my husband's mansion?' #we do not talk about coloring in this household. :/ #it's all over the place. I should really stop giffing and only reblog from this now on... #anyway I am going to leave this here and again the habit to post this in the middle of the night it's literally 5am and I have work tmrw ;/ #oh how do I know already that this will not look good on tumblr mobile ;.;

[katierosefun]

actually as much as i love mike and harvey together. i feel so sad for rachel zane because imagine falling in love with your coworker and then you learn that your coworker is a fake lawyer but not only that, your coworker is a fake lawyer who would literally do anything for his boss. he'll literally leave you at the altar to go to prison for his boss. he'll try to quit his job multiple times but keep coming back because his boss asked him to come back. he'll move to seattle with you, and you'll breathe a sigh of relief because it means that it can finally just be the two of you, but then you learn that he's inviting his stupid former boss to join them. and his stupid former boss agrees. you smile because your husband is so stupid happy at the idea of working with his former boss again, but you've seen this film one too many times before, and you are going to be subject to watching your husband choose his stupid former boss-slash-friend over you again and again and again and again and again and ag

#caroline talks #suits #LIKE? ? ??? rachel zane babes i love u but i hope you've divorced mike ross by now <333 #like i'm so sorry girlie!!! your husband loves u i'm sure but also he's been playing stupid chicken with this guy he's been in love with #for YEARS NOW!!!! #it's also like. uh. you KNOW that harvey wouldn't do anything with mike while mike's married to rachel because of ALL THAT BAGGAGE HE HAS-- #and i don't think mike would ever do anything to harvey because HE knows how much baggage harvey has #like. in my head. yeah they're all living together in seattle and rachel's just like ':/// i need to divorce this man bc we could move to #literally antarctica and mike would still find a way to drag harvey along. #and the crazy thing is that harvey would probably FOLLOW HIM.' #like. the way i'm not even exaggerating what happens in the show too?? ? ? #like we have literal scenes of rachel crying and begging mike to just LET HARVEY GO #and to just CHOOSE HER #and mike is always just like '!!! HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO GIVE UP ON HARVEY' #and it's like. ilysm mike u crazy silly man <333 but also like. i think it's fairly reasonable of the woman you're marrying #to ask you to choose her over your boss slash buddy. y'know? #like. it's not even like rachel and mike are a cute simple girlfriend-boyfriend. #they are literally ENGAGED and they are literally supposed to START A LIFE TOGETHER-- #and mike is still going ':((( i can't leave harvey behind' like actually rachel babe i am SO SORRY

[bumblingbabooshka]

Sarek & Amanda’s First Date: Let’s meet up after work. Do you want to get a drink? This bar’s a bit loud. Do you want to chill at a coffee shop? Sure, sure. Let’s take a walk around, stretch our legs. Look at that view! Let’s sit on a bench for a while. It’s gotten pretty late, do you want to grab something to eat? Does this place have Vegan options? Is this kosher? No, let’s try this place...this place...oh, perfect! Let’s take another walk, that was a hefty meal. Have you ever been to -? Have you ever -? Oh my house is pretty close by. Do you want to see that movie? No, it’s terrible, don’t worry. Do you like-? Do you like-? God, sorry I fell asleep. No no it’s fine, don’t go out in this weather - this late...you can sleep on the couch if you want to be all proper but I’ll sleep on the floor if you do. Good morning. Do you want breakfast? I don’t have anything in the fridge, do you mind if we head to the store? By the way you’ll never believe what she-! Ugh, this song-! Do you know how to cook? Haha, rich boy. Here, let me show you...well I only know the very basics. I just wanted to tease you. Do you need to be going soon? Oh good, I wanted to go see a museum with you. But let’s get coffee first. Tell me about-! Tell me about-! It’s already the afternoon, huh? Hey, they’re doing something in the park! Let’s stay and watch for a little. Have you been to that place? It’s Vulcan run but I’ve never tried...oh, it’s good! By the way I have to do some shopping for my sister, do you want to come along? You don’t have to. No, I want you to. That’s a marvelous necklace. For me? Haha oh no it’s way too much! Fine, but you have to get one too. Right? So let’s get something simpler...is it too much if they match? Ah, it’s raining! It’s fine, just run! Haha we’re soaked. Do you want to take a shower? No, not together~! It looks like it’s gonna pour the rest of the day. Does it storm on Vulcan? Tell me about-! Let’s order something and play cards. Let’s try to eat in silence but I’ll giggle the whole time. Sarek, do you know how to play music? Let’s make music. Let’s fall asleep together, leaning against the couch. I want to open my eyes and see you first thing. Good morning. Good morning. Do you have work today? Come meet me right after, okay? Okay. I’ll be waiting!

#Sarek #Sarek/Amanda #star trek #star trek art #I have a very specific version of them in my head #which is 'loving spouses who make sort of lackluster parents' #yeah the both of them v_v #bc to me it's boring if Amanda is like a perfect angel #both just people...<3 #bea art tag #their relationship is like just fine and then it gets sort of rocky and weird after they have kids but me and my husband we're sticking #togetheeer I'd bet all I have on that furrowed brooow #Amanda & Sarek go on a date that literally lasts a week #Amanda & Sarek keep going to each others' places until they realize they're bascially living together at this point - just changing whose #apartment they're staying at #sarek art #amanda art #in my mind Vulcans blush brown #Amanda Grayson

[non-un-topo]

#tog #the old guard #kaysanova #siggy draws #some sleepy husbands #the best thing about this is that it can be literally any year. they're just two dudes... cuddling through the centuries <3 #my old art of them sleeping has been getting notes again so i wanted to draw a new one! without refs once again because i miss doing that #so if they look a little weird that's why ghfdghgjf

[cookinguptales]

now that I'm done imagining a jar of peanut butter, can I just say that I love that Shane and Ryan have shifted away from traditional true crime to just shootin' the shit about weird-ass mysteries?

I always liked the "let's talk about weird mysteries" aspect of buzzfeed unsolved, but being real with you, I'm uncomfortable with true crime and the culture surrounding it. like... as someone who lost a loved one to a violent (and temporarily unsolved) crime, I've seen firsthand how internet theorizing can make a traumatizing time even harder and like. it's fucking rough, man.

I get that it makes money and all (which... is a whole other can of worms) but when you view human suffering as entertainment, it's so easy to forget about the real people who will actually be affected by what's put out there on the internet.

so I'm happy that Shane and Ryan seem to be leaning a lot more into "wow, some unhinged shit happened! how fucked up is that?" on mystery files. more of this, please!!

#watcher #mystery files #also like... anyone can make money off true crime if they're charismatic enough #which means that often those narratives end up mirroring real-life prejudices #I remember when my friend died people online were accusing his wife of doing it #solely because she was an immigrant #people kept talking about her shady accent and how she probably married him for his money and to get a green card or whatever #and how her wording was sometimes confusing so she must be lying #what money??? number one #she was ESL number two #but also this woman literally watched her husband bleed out and people all over the world were accusing her of murdering him #they figured out what happened later (shocker she was telling the truth the whole time) but it was so heartbreaking to watch #I hate that people feel entitled to the worst moments of strangers' lives y'know? #and to make MONEY off that... #bruh if someone ever tries to fucking make money off my murder while putting on makeup or whatever #I will haunt the fuck out of them #I don't even know if I believe in curses but I'll find a fucking way

[bylertruther]

mike—who wants to be needed more than anything & feels he has nothing to offer the ones he loves—telling will—who thinks the world of him & wants nothing more than to be by his side always—that even with all of their lifelong friends there, the past year has been weird, because hawkins isn't the same without him. because he, his life, and everything he's ever known aren't the same, they aren't right anymore without will there, too.

will, who has always been there & whose love has always held it all together for him. will, whose unwavering belief in him gives him a sense of purpose. will, who sees him as he is and allows himself to be seen, too. will, who holds his heart in his steady hands, urges him to shed his stoic armor, and gives him the space to be a real human being whose thoughts and feelings always matter.

will, will, will. the boy he'd do anything for and that he's never stopped caring for, even and especially when it hurt. the boy who said yes and whom befriending is the best thing he's ever done. the boy he can't lose without losing himself, too.

mike always pulls will free from any extradimensional monster's grip and makes him feel braver and better for being different. will reminds mike of who he really is at heart, to him and to all, and lights up all the cold and dark corners of his world. they're each other's anchor: the person they trust to lead them back to themselves when they've wandered astray, and the only ones that know each other well enough to be able to.

they've been this since the first day of kindergarten. it's always been them, and it really and truly is giving: "wasn't that the definition of home? not where you are from, but where you are wanted."

#byler #thank u malewife-cas 4 my Life #mine #'they're great.. it's just.. it's hawkins. it's not the same without you.' + 'you said yes. it was the best thing i've ever done.' #the fact tht these are canon lines. what in tarnation #it's literally set up to come full circle #you said yes to being my friend and you said yes again to being my boyfriend (and then post-canon you said yes to being my husband ofc) #will's first word to mike being yes vs el's first word to mike being no #like. those bitches are INSANE #that + shed scene + you're the heart....... + the duffers being writers on all of these....... they're mushy gushy byIers hashtag confirmed

[widevibratobitch]

doing my sillygoofy research and accidentally coming across a mention of wolfgang mozart's capital M Misogyny that i have never heard of before like what do you MEAN my 18th century specialest white boy wasn't exactly a raging feminist 😭😭

#i see no source for this information tho so......... whom do i trust. #some fuckass who doesnt link his sources or my shit eating little meow meow #wolfgang mozart. if you can see this. im letting feminism lose for you. please let me fuck you when i die. #look im not saying its completely impossible for him to have been like #'yeah ok so apparently he abuses his wife to the point where it's become a public scandal... #but he's a great violinist so maybe chill out about it a little???? geez louise' #BUT. seeing as the wife in question was storace aka his first susanna aka his friend that some speculate might have even been his lover #for whom he wrote one of the most if not THE most beautiful concert aria... idk. maybe he wrote it partly as a #'sorry i supported your shitty ex husband against you' apology. but would SHE still be willing to be besties with him if he did that?? #idk. till i see a source i am definitely Looking Away. #especially since i DO have sources saying he was pretty liberal for then-standards when it came to womens rights #including literally planning to get a first ever women-only masonic lodge going. #but fuck me i guess. he's dead. they're all dead. who gives a shit.